November 27, 2007, - 6:40 pm

Here Comes the Islamic “Bride”: Meet the Latest RuPaul/Dennis Rodman Terrorist

By Debbie Schlussel
If you take a walk through East Dearbornistan a/k/a Little Bint Jbeil, you’ll find that a lot of Muslim brides actually do look like this.
But in this case, the bride was a male terrorist doing it Dennis Rodman style. I’ve written about so many terrorists, here in America, in the United (Islamic) Kingdom, and in the Middle East, who’ve used Islamic women’s dress to disguise themselves and escape custody or commit terrorist acts and other crimes. But this latest one has a great pic, so it begs to be blogged about:

U.S. and Iraqi soldiers patrolling military checkpoints have arrested insurgents disguised as everything from police officers to ambulance drivers, and even U.S. soldiers.

Beauty Pageant: Compare The Islamic Terrorist “Bride” . . .



. . . To The Dennis Rodman “Bride”

Male terrorists have even worn an “abaya,” the traditional dress worn by some Muslim women. [DS: Actually, an abaya is more like a hooded cape kinda like what “the Reaper” wears.]
But last week, Iraqi soldiers manning a checkpoint just north of Baghdad came upon a first: a wedding procession in which the bride, draped in a flowing white gown and veil, needed a shave.
Suspicious and laughing Iraqi soldiers forced the little procession of cars to a halt and arrested four men, including the bride, according to the Iraqi Defense Ministry.
The two-car wedding procession was spotted at a checkpoint near Taji, an ethnically mixed town about 12 miles north of Baghdad. Soldiers became wary after discovering that all of the procession participants were men, a defense ministry official told ABC News.
The convoy also did not heed orders to stop, the official added. Soldiers then forced the cars to halt and searched them.
They discovered that two of the men – one dressed as a bride in a white wedding dress and veil with his face demurely obscured by a bouquet of yellow flowers – were on a watch list of wanted terrorists, the ministry confirms to ABC News.
Grainy video footage, thought to be shot by a cell phone camera, shows the men being questioned and searched.
The bride is asked to undress so that soldiers can confirm that he is a man. As the man disrobes, soldiers can be heard jokingly asking the suspect to “show me your breasts if you are a woman.”
The video footage was found on a popular militant Web site. The Iraqi Defense Ministry confirmed its authenticity to ABC News.
The suspects, Haider al-Bahadili and Abbas Latif, are being held at the Al Taji military base, along with two other men, according to a defense ministry statement.

Pretty in Pink, er . . . White. Gotta Luv Those Girlie-Man Terrorists, pretend AND real.


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(Artwork by David Lunde, Jedi Master of PhotoShopping)

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9 Responses

The Muslim guy is a better looking bride, but, can he play defense?

Rich B on November 27, 2007 at 9:25 pm

Actually, the Muslame kind of looks like a young Joe Namath.

Rich B on November 27, 2007 at 9:27 pm

Totally off topic:
You owe Fabio a big aplogy:
“”The Israeli people have been the sacrificial lamb of history,” Fabio declares. It’s mid-August, and the bombs are dropping in Lebanon as we stand in the kitchen of his sprawling Spanish-style mansion in Los Angeles (his publicist asked that we keep the neighborhood a secret to deter stalkers). The so-called Harlequin heartthrob, a diehard news junkie, has had a lot on his mind lately, particularly when it comes to Middle East policy and the Iraq war.
“It’s about f*ck*ng time,” he says, as Fox News reports on Israel’s attempt to push Hezbollah out of Southern Lebanon. “[The Jews] have been getting killed for 5,000 years. Enough is enough. The rest of the world does not give a sh*t, except America, because the Israelis have no oil. Everyone sticks with those ArabsÔø?because they have the oil.”
Oil is a big issue for Fabio. Despite being an avid dirt-bike aficionado, he’d like to see America wean itself off fossil fuels. “We should f*ck*ng get alternative energy and tell all the Arabs and the rest of the world to stick it up their ass,” he says. “F*ck them and the oil!”
Is he back in the running for Mr. Schlussel?!

melchloboo on November 28, 2007 at 8:27 am

Send a pic of the bride to Slick Willie.

chsw on November 28, 2007 at 9:39 am

I am NOT an “ambulance driver.”
What is ABC’s problem? Do they like insulting the people who may save their own lives?
No EMT or Paramedic likes being called an “ambulance driver.” We are all highly trained medical professionals who are nationally certified to perform a variety of medical procedures, bringing a mobile Emergency Department to peoples homes. Sure, driving comes with the job to some, but needles to say the job is not that of a bus or taxi driver. Would ABC call a firefighter a “fire truck driver” or would ABC ever call a police officer a “cop car driver”.
The term “ambulance driver” is an insult to all the people give of themselves every day to save the lives of total strangers.

Boycott Watch on November 28, 2007 at 9:55 am

How many times has our mainstream anti-American media lambasted our military because a “wedding party” got bombed accidentally? Yet after it was found that the wedding party wasn’t actually a wedding party, the retraction was relegated to Page C-32.
Even today, the New York Slimes says this:
KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) — U.S.-led coalition troops killed 14 road construction workers in airstrikes in eastern Afghanistan after receiving faulty intelligence, Afghan officials said Wednesday.
“Road construction workers” should be in quotations. “Road construction workers” (a/k/a insurgents placing roadside bombs).
The Liberals in the media never learn. They are so blinded by Bush Derangement Syndrome that they literally pray for our soldiers to lose in war.
Last night on O’Reilly, Dem. Rep. Gary Ackerman (NY) couldn’t say he wanted us to win in Iraq.
Liberals honestly do want us to lose. Well, it’s not going to happen, and this is going to come back and bite them in the ass.

cankelz on November 28, 2007 at 10:44 am

“Is he back in the running for Mr. Schlussel?!”
No….I am. 😉

Squirrel3D on November 28, 2007 at 1:26 pm

If gay marriage is legal in Iraq, then the media forgot to cover that one. If that man is suppose to be a bride, then his partner sure has poor taste in women. Maybe that the reason why they denounce homosexuality.

Jew Chick on November 28, 2007 at 5:34 pm

I’ve seen “Bridezillas” before but THIS is ridiculous.

HelyeahWinnie on November 28, 2007 at 7:46 pm

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