January 18, 2011, - 4:39 pm

HOprah Watch: Alert the Media, Oprah Sees a Penis

By Debbie Schlussel

Her syndicated afternoon TV show just cannot end soon enough.  Today on “Oprah,” the “queen of daytime talk” is in Australia.  And to share with you the highlights of Australia, Oprah and her wife Gayle King showed us footage of a koala bear trying to have sex with another koala bear.  It was pretty obvious as the one koala bear is basically on top of the other.  Then, to make matters worse, Oprah and Gayle shouted to the camera:

We just saw koala penis! His penis is out!  His penis is out!


Oprah Wants the World To Know She’s Finally Seen a Penis

(Oprah artwork by Six Meat Buffet/Preston Taylor Holmes)

Like how old are these women?  Post-middle age .  .  . or pre-middle school?  On the other hand, it’s probably the first and only time Oprah has been able to honestly utter the second part of this mantra since she got pregnant at age 14. And this is, after all, the same filthy woman who said every mother of a ten-year-old girl should buy her a vibrator.

Regardless, you stay classy, Oprah. It’s high quality TV like this that makes America great, right?

And to think this woman said Jerry Springer was destroying daytime TV. At least Springer is honest about what he does.

Pot. Kettle. Black. Oprah. Springer. Yet another reason why I was moved years ago to buy the domain name OprahSucks.com.

BTW, this particular episode of Oprah is sponsored by Chevrolet, which makes a product plug on the show. Gee, I wonder how Government Motors feels about this . . . Koala Penis, Brought to You By Chevrolet.

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11 Responses

A penis is visible. Alert the media. Shuttle is space? Freeze where you are. Troops in battle? Pause for the cause. Cease all beheadings immediately! Hold that Muslim takeover of England for a second, bro. …Penis alert. What a ship of fools sucking up the media coverage.

Not Ovenready on January 18, 2011 at 5:21 pm

If this were February 2nd, I would want to know if the Koala saw it’s own penis, and if this means that Australia is in for several more months of summer.

Irving on January 18, 2011 at 6:00 pm

Yup… where Oprah is vacationing ain’t winter! The rest of us won’t be so fortunate for another six months!

NormanF on January 18, 2011 at 7:31 pm

These girls think everything they do is adorable!

Stupid Pair of GFs on January 18, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Well, after dating the “man” with the permanently revoked “man-card”, Stedman, I would have to say that this IS big new that she got to see a real penis for the first time… even if it was on a koala.

Pats on January 18, 2011 at 10:29 pm

OMG!! Will wonders never cease! LMAO!!

Naomi Romm on January 19, 2011 at 8:00 am

Doprah, I understand. She’s a total egomaniac, understandable.

People who admire her are the ones I can’t figure out. Just some of the weirdest people on the planet.

Anyone with an ounce of sense knows she’s a total phony.

Eh, I just don’t get celebrity worship, Jersey Shore, and 99% of the media in this country and the people who think it’s worth anything.

Jeff_W on January 19, 2011 at 9:51 am

Of course I have never watched Oprah’s show (except for seeing “and YOU get a car and YOU get a car and … on YouTube) I plan on extending that record for the OWN network.

Bonzer Wolf on January 19, 2011 at 10:00 am

Ugh, I wish Dirty Beeotch Winfrey would just go away! Who are these dopes that love this profligate phony-baloney? I could never admire this silly beeotch because her phoniness blinds me everytime I see her!

Her stupid magazine has her photo on it every month (huge ego, much?)and I think she is a fraud and those who know it can see it at every turn. I have such contempt for Dirty Bitch Winfrey. I will NEVER forget how she exploited the woman disfigured by the chimpanzee. Go away DBW!

Skunky on January 19, 2011 at 10:36 am

“……People who admire her are the ones I can’t figure out. Just some of the weirdest people on the planet…..”

You got it right – and your big prob in the USA is that Obama admires here.

grog on January 19, 2011 at 11:28 am

How did she even know it was a penis?

Would she know one if she saw one?

BethesdaDog on January 21, 2011 at 2:40 am

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