January 28, 2008, - 5:09 pm

“First Black President” Utterer Won’t Vote for His “Bony-Assed White Bitch” Wife

By Debbie Schlussel
Remember Toni Morrison? She’s the best-selling author who said that Bill Clinton was America’s “First Black President.” She said it during the whole Monica hubbub and Slick Willie’s Impeachment trial. And Clinton played the “Black guy” and the race card through the whole impeachment process, using a Black woman as his lawyer, having her argue that his grandfather sold hardware to Black people (as if that somehow made it that he didn’t lie under oath), etc.
At the time, I was on “Politically Incorrect” with Clinton impeachment defense team member Alan Dershowitz (whom Joan Rivers and I kicked to the curb, thank you very much). The topic at hand was Dershowitz’s book about how America was assimilating and that pretty soon, there would be no ethnic culture left (anyone see a danger of that happening?–go to your local mosque or barrio). I said that would be a great thing, since then we could end affirmative action and race/ethnic preferences and quotas and we could see an end to sleazy defense attorneys playing the race card in O.J. and Bill Clinton trials. (Dershowitz was on both “teams.”)


What–No Monica?:

Toni Morrison Now Bestows “First Black President” Title on Obama

Dershowitz went ballistic, claiming they never played the race card in either trial. Joan Rivers shrieked and moved her chair away, and I cited all the things I cited above on Clinton’s impeachment. Bill Maher said I was full of it, that Morrison didn’t say that Clinton is the “First Black President” (she, in fact, did) and that no-one believed Clinton played the race card in the Impeachment hearings. He asked members of the audience to clap if they agreed with “her [my] insanity.” Many audience members clapped, so he told them they were insane, too.
Well, apparently, the clock has struck Midnight, and Bill Clinton has turned back into an evil, old, fat White man. Because, today, Toni Morrison, endorsed the opponent of “The First Black President’s” wife. Morrison endorsed Barack Hussein Obama.
And, no, she didn’t say, “I ain’t gonna vote for the First Black President’s Bony-Assed White Bitch.” But that’s basically what she was saying. She’s not goin’ for the Interracial Presidential Marriage thing. The “bony-assed White bitch” part is the racial epithet I’ve not too infrequently been called in certain stores and areas in and around Detroit. And I figure that’s what she’s thinking, as are a lot of Black women who are turning away in droves from the woman they’d previously supported with no other choice. And I think that’s how they look at her.
They just won’t be honest about it, the way far too many have deigned to be so honest about it with me.
So, sorry, First Black Prez, you almost have to get impeached again and find another Monica, or you can kiss the Sistas good-bye.
Well, maybe they can look for another Black authoress to hail the Clintons. I hear the author “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” is available. But, then, she has an illegal alien gay hubby problem . . . which could work out for the Clintons, since that actually captures a lot of Democratic constituencies.
Yes, the Clintons are now playing the race card, but so is Obama, although in a much more subtle and polished way than the Jesse Jacksons and Al Sharptons of the world. His talk about “overcoming all boundaries” and the like is quite clear in its meaning.

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17 Responses

Nice neck on this disgusting lib. I hate lib hypocrites with a passion. Whats with this calling a white idiot the first black pres? Just because he cheats and lies. Nice label. That says a lot doesn’t it? Wouldn’t claim Reagan though. He honored his marital vows and loved his countries military. Unlike bj Bill Clinton. The first black president. Nice neck. She could at least slap a scarf on her flabby neck to save my lunch from coming back up.

samurai on January 28, 2008 at 7:10 pm

Toni Morrison–yecchhh. Same goes for Maya Angelou. No talent affirmative action writers. Now, Zora Neale Hurston–she was a real writer.
Samurai, what IS going on with that neck? Frightening.

lexi on January 28, 2008 at 8:29 pm

Her neck reminds me of a Star Wars character called Jaba the Hut.

samurai on January 28, 2008 at 8:52 pm

Yep, bitch needs a tuck, and fast! What, exactly, is bony about Hillary’s white ass? I just don’t see it…

spiffo on January 28, 2008 at 9:24 pm

I see someone already beat me to it. The white bitch part needs no further explanation. The boney-assed part I’m not seeing.

CornCoLeo on January 29, 2008 at 12:21 am

Obama will be the 1st Muslim President Of the US, and the Ayrabs will park their tents on the White House lawn.

hutchrun on January 29, 2008 at 2:50 am

Mussulman taqiya:
“The outlines of any agreement would involve ensuring that Israel remains a Jewish state,” Obama told The Jerusalem Post and other members of the Jewish and Israeli press on a conference call. He reiterated his support for a two-state solution, but said, “We cannot move forward until there is some confidence that the Palestinians are able to provide the security apparatus that would prevent constant attacks against Israel from taking place.”
His conversation with reporters and his support for the Israeli position on refugees came on the heels of scurrilous charges that Obama is secretly a Muslim who received a radical Wahhabi education.
Obama concluded the phone call by stressing how wrong the accusations were.

hutchrun on January 29, 2008 at 3:58 am

All this matters, for if Obama once was a Muslim, he is now what Islamic law calls a murtadd (apostate), an ex-Muslim converted to another religion who must be executed. Were he elected president of the United States, this status, clearly, would have large potential implications for his relationship with the Muslim world.
In sum: Obama was an irregularly practicing Muslim who rarely or occasionally prayed with his step-father in a mosque. This precisely substantiates my statement that he “for some years had a reasonably Muslim upbringing under the auspices of his Indonesian step-father.”
Therefore, what MMfA calls the “Obama-Muslim falsehood” is in fact confirmed by both articles as truthful and accurate.
Calling this a falsehood is in itself a falsehood.

hutchrun on January 29, 2008 at 4:00 am

I take comfort when Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton berate Sen. Obama for not being “black enough”. His skin color is hardly a problem for me.
At the end of the day, Sen. Obama’s policy proposals are too far left for my tastes.
I’m hardly concerned about all this talk about him being or having been a “Muslim”. Most of this is a mindless smear campaign. I am far more concerned by the news that Sen. Obama has Zbigniew Brzezinski leading his campaign staff of foreign policy advisors.

There is NO Santa Claus on January 29, 2008 at 8:27 am

CaptShady on January 29, 2008 at 11:19 am

Eighteen years driving that taxi was an upside down world. First thought when I hung up my keys in Nov 02, “I have very little reason to be any where near them anymore”.

John Cunningham on January 29, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Obama cannot be considered an apostate in Islam because, as a child who was raised Christian, he never could renounce Islam. Here is a quote from the hadith which disproves Daniel Pipe’s claim that Obama is a muslim according to Islamic law:
“Reaching 15 years of age: When the person reaches 15, he or she is a man or a woman, and anything that is obligatory on a man or woman is obligatory on him or her from that time on.
In a hadith reported by Abdullah Bin Umar (RAA), he said: “My parents brought me to the Messenger of Allah on the eve of the Battle of Uhud and I was fourteen years old, so the Prophet (PBUH) did not enlist me in fighting.” But a year later in the Battle of Al-Khandaqq (Trench), I was fifteen, so this time the Prophet (PBUH) enlisted me in the combat.” (Muslim)
This hadith indicates the age of 15 is the legal age for a Muslim boy or girl to be responsible for his or her religion as well as worldly responsibilities. :

Kananga on January 29, 2008 at 1:00 pm

I’m hardly concerned about all this talk about him being or having been a “Muslim”. – posted above
Wait till it bites, then you will be. Here`s an e.g.:
Wednesday January 30, 2008
Settlement is too low, mum of convert tells court
[ ]
In her claim, Rukumony said the cooperative had taken out a policy on her son but refused to pay her the RM56,300 and instead deposited it with Amanah Raya.
The cooperative said that under Syariah Law, Rukumony could not inherit the property of her deceased son because she is a non-Muslim.

hutchrun on January 29, 2008 at 8:28 pm

Kananga at January 29, 2008 01:00 PM:
You indulge in sophistry.
Obama, middle name Hussein, was born to a muslim father. As such he`s a bona fide muslim.
The punishment for being a murtad (apostate) is death.

hutchrun on January 29, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Hey hutchrun, when do you suppose he’ll be killed? Tell us!

Audacious on January 29, 2008 at 8:43 pm

They don`t have to kill him when he`s dissimulating.
I dunno, but maybe when he`s in the White House, his `brudder` Osama (or someone from the 1.2 billion floating around), will start rolling in the chips. Who knows, maybe that Hooper from CAIR will be the liaison.
The mossies would love to have a `brudder` in the White House. Btw the `brudder` has already said that Israel needs to give up more land:
More controversially, Obama said he supported the division of Israel into at least two parts by a Palestinian state.
The stunning comment came as Obama struggled to articulate his stance on key Mideast issues in dispute. “The right of return [to Israel] is something that is not an option in a literal sense,” Obama said, but then went on to say that “The Palestinians have a legitimate concern that a state have a contiguous coherent mass that would allow the state to function effectively.”

hutchrun on January 30, 2008 at 5:55 am

I have a question: How can you claim to be intellectually honest when you use a misleading headline like this one? Nowhere does Tori call Hillary a “bony-assed white bitch.” By your logic, I might as well run a headline saying that you called Barack a “nigger” because some white people have called him that.

Anerras on June 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm

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