February 8, 2008, - 4:21 pm

Shut Up & Act, #5,839,739: Annoying “Hero” Demands Audience with Cankles, McCain

By Debbie Schlussel
How totally annoying is this? “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere–who plays a cheerleader on the NBC hit show–tells Us Weekly that she’s already been personally courted by Barack Hussein Obama and told Chelsea Clinton she expects the same from her mother. Oh, and she already has a scheduled meeting with the McCainiacs. Even more nauseating is that she says she will support whoever will save the whales:

“I had a conversation with Barack Obama. I’m waiting to hear from Hillary Clinton.” . . . When she attended a February 1 dinner with Chelsea Clinton, 27, at West Hollywood eatery Ago, “Hayden made it clear to Chelsea she’ll vote for whoever will help save the whales.”

What’s More Disgusting?:

Actress Hayden Panettiere Licking the Stanley Cup, or . . .


. . . Presidential Candidates Kissing Her Butt?

Then there’s this:

Hopefully later on, [I’m] having a phone call with the McCain party and also in the midst of contacting the Clinton party. I’ll hopefully be hearing from them on the whole situation and what they’re willing to do to stop it.

What’s next Paris Hilton for Supreme Court Chief Justice?

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15 Responses

There was a time when celebrities were neither seen nor heard. They’re flighty, vapid and stupid. Fame is not a guarantee of IQ and a celebrity’s opinion should be as much worth as any one else’s… which is to say nothing. Since Hayden Panetierre has nothing worthwhile to contribute to the national debate, she’d best remain mercifully silent.

NormanF on February 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm

What a moron. Why won’t responsible adults in this country tell her, and everyone like her, to shut the eff up? This could be Hillary’s “Sister Soulja” moment: Tell this twit to shove it. We’re becoming such a pathetic country.

RepublicanPatriot on February 8, 2008 at 7:04 pm

Most Americans are stupid and they should not be allowed to vote.

LoveAManInAUniform on February 8, 2008 at 7:10 pm

Our education system in this country is obviously just about completely failed. This hollywood domination of our culture is just about terminal.

samurai on February 8, 2008 at 11:17 pm

I’m sitting on something she can kiss next.

samurai on February 8, 2008 at 11:18 pm

Britney Spears for DEA Administrator? Me thinks Julie Myers is just as qualified for her job as top cop at ICE.

ParaLyzer on February 9, 2008 at 1:40 am

What is she, only 18?
Just imagine the amount of egomania and hubris, all of this will give someone that age. Not to mention the delusion of being some expert on politics.

OldSchoolW on February 9, 2008 at 10:58 am

If you ask me, I would vote for Paris Hilton or Britney Spears over Hillary. They are certainly more attractive looking than Hillary is. What do these Hollywood celebrities and Democratic women have in common? They are all perrinial hypocritical concieted skanks with the common knowledge of a gnat except some of them may have more of a sex appeal while others wear a taylored suit. I would put more trusover Mariah Carey in the White House than I would with Ruth Bader Ginsberg or Madeline Allbright….err pardon me; Madeline All-dim (how’s that for a wise cracker,aye?).

American Sabrah on February 9, 2008 at 7:13 pm

A question about the picture: is this pop-tart auditioning for the lead role in Nigel Tufnel’s music video, “Lick My Love Pump?”

DocLiberty on February 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm


Pat on February 9, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Is this girl a Hollywood actress or hard-core porn actress? Or, is there no difference?
This is why I normally keep my hands to myself at sporting events.

bhparkman on February 10, 2008 at 3:32 pm

You know every time I read this site, its like you have to downgrade and put EVERYONE down, he could even be American and Jewish your worst then the media lady, seriously just get a life, I wonder who your voting for this election, Tom Green??? Yeh bet he fits your standards because you act just like him. Your not perfect lady, neither is anyone else so chill out, theres bad people in all kinds of races, and religions including your perfect Jewish religion right??

Muslim man on February 10, 2008 at 9:52 pm

i’d give my right nut,to be that stanley cup in that pic

patriot10 on February 10, 2008 at 9:56 pm

“Muslim man”!! Ah, funny name. There are no men in Islam. There are only cowards and whores.
Have you looked at the statistiscs lately? According to the top pimp person in Lebanon and the Middle East, the number one prostitutes are Muslim and spesifically Shi’it then the Iranian women are number two followed by women from East Europe.
Their pimps are their men and I am assuming you are one of them trying to pimp Hayden Panettiere.
Hum!!! Talking about perfection.
There are no men in Islam, only empty heads and sex organs.

Daniel on February 10, 2008 at 11:06 pm

She sounds like a 12-year-old.

Mike on February 11, 2008 at 6:25 pm

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