February 11, 2008, - 9:58 am

Meet the Black Hillary

By Debbie Schlussel
We’ve already had one husband-wife lawyer co-President team in the White House. Now, if either of the Democrat frontrunners wins in November, we will have another.
But the latest lawyer wife running the show and stage-managing every move isn’t Hillary. It’s a woman who will more likely get away with it because she is 1) a minority, and 2) way better looking than Hillary (and good-looking women get away with far more bossiness than the Cankles Class).
Meet the Black Hillary–Michelle Hussein Obama:

On a conference call to prepare for a recent debate, Barack Obama brainstormed with his top advisers on the fine points of his positions. Michelle Obama had dialed in to listen, but finally couldn’t stay silent any longer.


“Barack,” she interjected, “Feel — don’t think!” Telling her husband his “over-thinking” during past debates had tripped him up with rival Hillary Clinton, she said: “Don’t get caught in the weeds. Be visceral. Use your heart — and your head.”
The campaign veterans shut up. They knew that Mrs. Obama’s opinion and advice mattered more to their candidate than anything they could say.
With the Democratic presidential race wide open, Mrs. Obama, a 44-year-old Princeton- and Harvard Law-educated hospital executive, is assuming the same dominant role in Sen. Obama’s public life that she has in his private life. At home, she expects a lot of every family member, from having her 6- and 9-year-old daughters set their own alarm clocks to insisting her husband pick up his dirty socks. Her most recent directive to him: Stop smoking.
On the campaign trail, she has emerged as an influential adviser whom aides watch as a barometer for how both they and the candidate are doing. They watch for “the look” between her and Mr. Obama, on stage or in private moments, as an indication of his mood.
Inside the campaign, she’s been dubbed “the closer” because she often pushes harder to seal the deal with voters than he does. But worries about her sarcastic humor being taken the wrong way have forced her to cut back some of her public candor. . . .
“We’re two well-versed lawyers who know each other really well,” Mrs. Obama says in an interview.” . . .
She has met with every department in the campaign from the new-media unit to the ground organization, and she got the campaign to form a women’s outreach initiative. . . .
Sometimes her approach can backfire. When she told audiences that her husband is “snore-y and stinky” in the morning, doesn’t put the butter back in the fridge and one morning “put on his clothes and left” while she juggled her own schedule to deal with an overflowing toilet, some voters and observers cringed that she was emasculating her husband. . . .
In her senior thesis in 1985, Mrs. Obama wrote that her college experience “made me far more aware of my ‘Blackness’ ” than ever before, adding, “I will always be Black first and a student second” on campus. At Harvard Law, Mrs. Obama, involved in the Black Law Students Association, pushed hard to improve the low numbers of African-American faculty and students.
“We got into big debates on the condition of black folks in America,” says Harvard classmate Verna Williams. “She’s got a temper.” . . .
She says when her husband makes it home — for only 10 days in the last year — he assumes his usual household tasks. “When Barack’s home he’s going to be part of this life,” Mrs. Obama says. “He doesn’t come home as the grand poobah.”
Her all-female staff works hard to protect her on the stump and she’s protective of her aides as well. Last week when a TV reporter physically moved Mrs. Obama’s press secretary out of his way, she stopped him cold: “Did you place your hand on my staff?” Mrs. Obama demanded. “You do not touch my team.”

OUCH! And you thought Hillary wore the pants in the family. Methinks Michelle Rodham Hussein Obama may be even scarier . . . wile far more stealthy.
I love how Mrs. Obama also whines, in this article, and to women on the campaign trail about struggling with family finances and to pay off students loans, but then this:

A striking woman who’s as tall as her husband when she wears her Jimmy Choo heels

Um, Jimmy Choo shoes cost, on average, $900 per pair. PUH-LEEZE . . . . If this woman can afford those, she ain’t strugglin’ at all. And can hardly relate to the average working women for whom that pair of shoes is the monthly rent.
Spare us the “I’m Every Woman” crap. It’s even far less believable than when Chaka Khan and Whitney Houston sang it.

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Debbie I agree with everything you say, but I’m sorry, Mrs. Obama is not more attractive than Hillary. I’m not a fan of Hillary’s policies, and despite her cackle, I will concede that she has an attractive smile. She’s not as ugly as people make her out to be. Michelle Obama on the other hand is not attractive and comes across as someone who is arrogant.
Check her out in this youtube click.
She looks swollen. It’s almost as if she needs her wisdom teeth removed. I’d much rather see Cindy McCain in the white house than this stuck up queen who thinks her husband is entitled to be president.

djones on February 11, 2008 at 10:37 am

We hear the word “change” a lot with the Democrats. Obama wants to go to Tehran and “chat”. He wants to “chat” with those that have as number one on their list of things to do, “kill all the Jews”. Number two on that list is that all the rest of us will have to hit the prayer rug five times a day or we will have to be killed. Does he think that by “chatting” he can “change” their minds and settle for just half the Jews? Will he be able to “chat” them down to accepting just the Presbyterians and Sikhs? Will he be able to “change” the minds of the mad mollusks, I mean mullahs and President Immadinnerjacket? Oprah and Obama don’t have enough couches to “chat” with them and “change” their minds, but, then you have to have a mind to change, but, that’s a discussion for another day.
A story came out of the Death Camps of the Holocaust and it is supposed to be that a number of survivors were asked, “did you learn anything from the Holocaust?” The answer is supposed to be, “if someone tells you that they want to kill you, you should believe them”. Hitler told everyone that that’s what he’s going to do, “Mein Kamph”, my struggle. Jihad, deja vu all over, again, the struggle.
Can we trust Obama with a country and if we can will he be able to “change” whatever mind they have?
Ten percent of Islam is supposed to be into this Islamofacism. There’s a little over a billion Muslims. Ten percent of a little over a billion is a little over one-hundred million, greater than the combined populations of Japan and Germany during the 30s and 40s. That’s a lot of “chatting” thinking you might be able make to “change”

John Cunningham on February 11, 2008 at 11:03 am

Oof! Yeah, I agree with you, Debbie! I am really turned off by all the candidates this time around, esp. Osama-bama and his race-displaying feminist wife. It seems that Europe already has made the decision of who will run our country this time around…

SAA on February 11, 2008 at 11:30 am

My mistake – it was at Madame Tussauds wax museum in Washington…
Plenty of Democrats (just possibly quite a few more) want Sen. Barack Obama to be president. (And in the precious visual department: Monday brings the unveiling of “a new figure of Sen. Barack Obama seated in a replica of the Oval Office with Bill and Hillary Clinton standing by” at Madame Tussauds wax museum in Washington, per the AP’s daybook.)

SAA on February 11, 2008 at 11:33 am

“I love how Mrs. Obama also whines, in this article, and to women on the campaign trail about struggling with family finances and to pay off students loans . . .”
That doesn’t appear in this article at all. Two years ago, when Barack was contemplating a run, she worried about the effect it would have on the family’s finances. That’s about it. There certainly isn’t any whining.
“Um, Jimmy Choo shoes cost, on average, $900 per pair. PUH-LEEZE ”
Another inaccuracy. There are plenty of Jimmy Choos shoes priced in the low-mid hundreds. $900 would be the high end.
“If this woman can afford those, she ain’t strugglin’ at all. And can hardly relate to the average working women for whom that pair of shoes is the monthly rent.”
Mrs. Obama was raised in a four-room apartment with a kitchen the size of a closet. Her father, an MS victim, was a pump operator at the city water plant. Her mother was a homemaker. No Mrs. Obama is certainly not hurting now, but she’s a self-made woman who can certainly relate to the plight of the lower class. That seems quite obvious.

Audacious on February 11, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Oh sure – I’m sure Mrs. Obama is as pure as the wind-driven snow…
Perhaps Kwame Kilpatrick and his wife can become Mr. and Mrs, Vice-President.

SAA on February 11, 2008 at 12:59 pm

Michelle scares the living sh-t out of me. That face! That scowl! That glib race-baiting. I see her more with the “Reverend” Al than with Obama.

lexi on February 11, 2008 at 1:00 pm

I never heard of Jimmy Choo shoes before, but I’m looking at the Saks Fifth Avenue Web page and there they range from $395 to $965, with a lot of models in the five-hundreds. They seem to be a little cheaper over at something called Bluefly.com, but definitely not Wal-Mart level pricing.
So, Lexi, Bush let 12 million illiterate Mexicans invade the U.S. and McAmnesty wants to keep ’em, but it’s Michelle Obama who scares you?! Say what??!!!

John West on February 11, 2008 at 1:56 pm

Have no fear.

Audacious on February 11, 2008 at 2:04 pm

On January 31, I was stuck in my garage in Wilmington, DE for about 20 minutes while the driver of the car in front of me argued with the cashier. When they finally left, I asked what the fuss had been about. Apparently members of the Obama campaign team (the cashier was vague as to whether Michelle Obama was actually in the car) had demanded free parking, and the cashier tried to explain that he had no power to give them free parking unless they had a validated ticket, which they did not.
The price of full day parking at this particular garage was $12.00. How many millions did they raise for this campaign?

ibn Abu on February 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Her ‘feel don’t think’ comment might be the most unsettling — all their feelings are left-wing and supportive of anti-American muslims. Also in line with his unwillingness to discuss most of his views in substantive form. The Princeton-Harvard background is likely a result of affirmative action. What her being tall has to do with her capabilities is beyond me. It seems like the WSJ is running more and more puff pieces on liberal (I guess there is no other kind) Democrats. I guess I’m not up on the latest terminology but I have no idea what it means to “seal-the-deal” with voters. To me its just part of the dumbing down of this country that a ‘respected’ publication would print garbage like this.

c f on February 11, 2008 at 2:48 pm

You Americans, courted through your lifetime by Hollywood with its fraudulent ideas, like the one that – somebody looking like monster can be still a nice and tender creature – miss the point, stamped by God on the face of man, thus, distinguishing the monster among people.
Michelle Obama is looking as monstruously as her monster consort. She is just younger than Hillary.
As I already said in another article, you all are duped by this system. You will have as usually only two candidates – monster #1 ands monster #2 to chose between. Your votes now will not be counted – only inner parties’ votes. Your votes in November will be not counted – only the electoral votes will be. Your votes will not be counted in this country even if you will grind the sand wetween your toothless (thanks to the advances of USA medical care) jaws. And as to the parties and electoral votes – neither of you have direct contact or influence on them. It has been cleverly conceived by the fathers of this “the few – the wise – the rich” system.

MarcAurelio on February 11, 2008 at 3:01 pm

Remove the impact of Affirmative Actions from the halo of these multimillionaire brown lawyers and doctors – and you will see how many true professionals of this high rank you will count among them.
It has been a time when black students were in blatant 35 percent in Boston Latin School – until Boston’s lawyer McLaughlin, suing Boston Latin on behalf of his daughter, Julia, and also, of another student – Sarah Wessman – forced Boston Latin to “revise” its policies, after which blacks fell in the very first year to 11 percent, being ABSOLUTE MAJORITY in urban Boston public school area.
What I see here, that non-blacks, especially whites, agree, at least in some parts, with their inferior to blacks position. And – white kids are studying with less zeal than the life is demanding from them. They shall study with the clear goal – to beat blacks in all points and all spheres, proving with their every breath, that they can supersede blacks despite all their visible and hidden actions tricks.
By the generous gift from God, who blessed me with a poverty to see the life better, than from the sealed aquarium I was living before during my all previous life, I am an often ghost-guest of black neighborhoods, and I know very well what black students are about if left by themselves. But whites, who are readily mixing with blacks (much readier, than with Chinese and likewise, who are more cautious in mixing with anybody including whites), constantly forget, who they were and who they must be. If only all able-minded non-blacks in USA will overcome their differences and unite by a political compromise in the face of this black mortal danger, they will prevail and place blacks back to where they shall be – which is, to shine and star, but only within their community.

MarcAurelio on February 11, 2008 at 3:33 pm

c f :
The feelings of Michelle and Barack Obama are not “supportive of anti-American Muslims.”
Obama is very willing to discuss his views in substantive form. He welcomed the opportunity last night on 60 Minutes. I’m sure you’re aware that he’s published two books. You can learn more at http://www.barackobama.com/issues.
Why would you call a well-written piece on the woman who has a very good chance at being the first African-American First Lady of the great United States of America “garbage”?

Audacious on February 11, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Marc: I don’t know where you’re from, but here in America everyone has a chance to shine, regardless of the color of their skin.

Audacious on February 11, 2008 at 3:44 pm

John West: I’m referring to Michelle Obama’s ferocious demeanor and sour-looking expression, not her socialism. I had a supervisor once who had that same sourpuss face. She was an evil bitch.
Anyhow, Jorge let in more like 20+ million illegal aliens, not 12 million.

lexi on February 11, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Well, when I went to the website, I learned in big letters that the “Senator was asking me to believe”. OK, I guess that if I am a bubblehead, that is specific and substantive enough. Infuse it with whatever content you want. Isn’t that what post-Modernists do all the time anyway? Go to foreign policy. He wants to “finish the war against Al Qaeda”, whatever “finish” means. He wants to keep troops (how many???) in Iraq if Al Qaeda attempts to build a base there (as if they haven’t been doing that for several years), his anti-American cousin in Kenya is attempting to undermine elections there and unseat a pro-American ally, and this blog, which I know you read, has had numerous other examples, e.g. flattering remarks about Nationlf Islam, his anti-american pastor, one of his closest advisors, etc.
If you think this article is well-written, there’s really nothing more to be said.

c f on February 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Thanks for checking out Obama’s website, c f. As you can see, you can learn more about where he stands on civil rights, the economy, education, ethics, faith, family, foreign policy, homeland security, the war in Iraq, you get the picture. Thanks for keeping an open mind, and thanks in advance for your vote for Obama on November 4th.

Audacious on February 11, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Dear Audacious,
It’s not about skin. It’s much deeper. And, by the way, since genetics proved that dark colors are produced by dominant genes, and, once becoming recessive – i.e., producing light skin/iris/hair – the gene cannot turn on back to dominant, it is clear enough to comprehend, that once upon a time, all our ansestors were black (not brown, by the way – but black as I have seen in some immmigrants from the heart of Africa).
So – it’s not about skin. It’s about face and personality, always fused together. Even if you will paint Obamas in light paint (literally – making complete cosmetical makeup of their faces) – their faces will still betray monsters.
And what is to the chances – their folks have been given too many chances, and, since the number of chances per capita is still the same, it means, that their chances have been given to them by depriving us and our children. Affirmative Actions are not about equal chances – it’s about precisely the opposite, which is – to give them chances by taking these chances from us.
By her age and her parentage, Mrs. Obama is a product, or, rather – by-product of Affirmative Actions with all its applicable evils. We know very well another such product – so-called Dr. Condy Rice, that is leading American Foreign politics with her particular and peculiar A.A. skills from one disaster to another.

MarcAurelio on February 11, 2008 at 4:46 pm

. . .it means, that their chances have been given to them by depriving us and our children . . .
Who is “us”?

Audacious on February 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm

To a certain extent, I see similarity between Mrs. O and Cynthia McKinney. Both appear to be driven by anger.

Mike on February 11, 2008 at 6:34 pm

I’m just glad Obama married a sister and was wise enough to not catch “OJ Simpson” disease….and got an Ivy Leaguer at that! It takes a confident man to do that and not feel threatened by his wife’s success. And I’m glad she has a temper and got in the face of some arrogant TV reporter who shoved her staff member aside. I see nothing wrong with defending the folks who work for you. If she’ll do that for a staff member, I’m sure she’d be 10 times as ferocious in fighting for her husband. A man can accomplish so much more when he knows his life partner is in his corner!
I agree with Ms.Obama…college can very much make you aware of your “Blackness”. I definitely can relate to that feeling, especially having experienced being TOB (The only Black) in 90% of my classes. I couldn’t even skip class if I wanted to…the professors always knew when I wasn’t there! If you’re White and don’t understand that, go sit in some college auditorium/classroom with 300 Black folks…I guarantee you will very quickly become very aware of your “Whiteness”.
And yes, how dare Michelle Obama take advantage of affirmative action and pursue her education and actually do something with her life! She should be in the ghetto being a “babymama” or a “video ho” like most folks expect out of Black women. What an “uppity” Negro!!! She and Dr. Rice should be more like MarcAurelio and live a do-nothing life by writing nonsensical and racist rantings on Websites. And for people like MarcAurelio and his ilk who never seem to catch the irony of writing racialist crap on a Website of a Jewish young woman, please research anti-semitic propagandist writings cirulated in early 20th century Germany and compare them to your own…..the similarities are striking.

JibberJabber on February 11, 2008 at 11:03 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am somewhat ashamed to attract so much attention to my humble existence; it was not my plan to draw any attention from Debbie.
To wrap up my comments and to satisfy sharp appetites I’ll say the following:
I am not taking back a gran of what I said previously about Affirmative Actions.
As to Condy:
Looking at her I always try to swim out of the Marian Abyss, full of Angler Fishes. Please point to me, which detail I deviated from.
As to her successes on diplomatic field – Dr. Rice is as very good pair for G. Bush as Dr. Watson for Sherlock Holmes.
To Audacious:
If you are not a beneficiary of A.A. – then the chances are also taken from you, even if you don’t notice this fact or even if you try to reject it. Another case, if you are a beneficiary.
I am very glad to hear, that JibberJabber has so prominent sister. How many other similar sisters do you have, honey?

MarcAurelio on February 12, 2008 at 2:45 am

I love the typical finger to the temple pose – goes back to malcolm x(crement). A worn out,Black racist pose,that tries to fool you into believing “this Black man is in deep thought”.

OldSchoolW on February 12, 2008 at 11:33 am

Maybe the Obamas could use some OnQueStyle Fashion Designer Consignment!!! They do not seem to have the best fashion in that picture above:-)

OnQueStyle Fashion Designer Consignment on July 6, 2010 at 11:25 am

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