February 27, 2008, - 5:18 pm

HOprah Watch: Be a Great Mom By Becoming a . . . Stripper?

By Debbie Schlussel
The conventional wisdom is that Oprah Winfrey empowers women, teaching them self-esteem (actually, inflating their self-esteem way too much), and telling them to care about themselves before their husbands and families.
But the conventional wisdom is wrong. In yet another example of why the conventional wisdeom is wrong, today, on her daily talk show HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] Oprah told America’s women that being a stripper is a great job if you’re a mom. You get to spend the whole day with your kids. And you only have to take off your clothes and be ogled by men who are total strangers at night. How convenient and empowering.


(Oprah Mag Artwork Courtesy of the Talented David Lunde)

The 40-something transsexual-looking stripper and mom who was on the Oprah show today told us that she works “an 8-hour shift” as a sexual object, “from 8:00 p.m. to 2:45 a.m.” So, it’s official: Not only are strippers “great moms,” they are also great mathematicians. Well let’s hope this stripper is better at adding the dollars inserted into her g-string and cleavage than she is at figuring out the number of hours she works.
Oprah tells the audience and the rest of the world that we shouldn’t “judge.” Tell it to your mirror girlfriend, as you’ve spent over two decades judging conservatives, marriage, and men on the publicly broadcast airwaves. And everything else you haven’t judged and polluted the airwaves with–like today’s show–actually needed a little judging.
But, no worries, this stripper mom “has great abs,” and works out every morning, so, in Oprah’s eyes, that makes her a good person.
In fact, this stripper mom knows her job is so respectable that, until today, she lied and told people she is a “showroom model.” Oprah is worried that other parents will tell their kids they can’t be around stripper mom’s daughter and again tells America not to judge. I don’t have kids, but if I did, you’d better believe they wouldn’t go near a stripper’s kids. I know the kid didn’t choose her mom, but do you want your kids thinking stripping is a great lifestyle?
Incredibly, Oprah’s resident HAMAS-loving reporter, Lisa Ling, said she was “converted” to the view that stripping is a great way to be a working mom because you get to be with your kids all day. And Oprah said how hard life is for the average working woman and how good a life this seems to be.
Hmmm . . . funny how these died in the wool feminists are suddenly attacking the mandatory working-woman culture they and their movement created. Even more funny what their solution is . . . good old fashion slut-dom . . . for money.
Yup, this is what your kids are seeing on after-school TV and this is Oprah’s message of “empowerment” to women all over the world who see her show. Nothing about the life of drugs, prostitution, and other illicit behavior that many strippers get into. One “redeeming” thing: Most of the women who watch this horrible daily cult show simply are too fat and out of shape to be strippers. Thank Heaven for small favors.
Ironically, the arrogant, conceited Oprah is teaching an “online course” on how to live a better life. Is bumping and grinding part of the gig?
Very sad that American women take lessons and advice of any kind from this demented talk show host cult leader.

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Oprah’s “online course” is workshop based off of the book, “A Course in Miracles.” Which is basically a new age take on Jesus Christ and “chrisitanity.” I use quotes because it goes against everything christianity stands for. Here’s a few examples:
ìThere is no sin. . . ”
A ìslain Christ has no meaning.
ìThe journey to the cross should be the last ëuseless journey.
ìDo not make the pathetic error of ëclinging to the old rugged cross.í
ìThe Name of Jesus Christ as such is but a symbol… It is a symbol that is safely used as a replacement for the many names of all the gods to which you pray.
ìGod is in everything I see.
ìThe recognition of God is the recognition of yourself.
ìThe oneness of the Creator and the creation is your wholeness, your sanity and your limitless power.
ìThe Atonement is the final lesson he [man] need learn, for it teaches him that, never having sinned, he has no need of salvation.
Here’s the site where I found this, http://www.crossroad.to/articles2/007/smith-oprah.htm
It’s amazing women buy this crap.

Minnie Mouse on February 27, 2008 at 6:44 pm

There seemingly are no depths to which leftist hypocrisy cannot sink. This is of a pattern with every [liberal] man gets one free grope… and the smartest woman in America’s most astounding achievement is being “FIRST LADY.”

DocLiberty on February 27, 2008 at 9:48 pm

I agree with Debbie, however it seems there might be more to this. Oprah is not jsut a cult/pop icon, she’s an infomercial. Everything is geared toward the all mighty dollar (to which these cult’s seem to pray) with what’s left of this woman. I think there is a financial incentive for her to run with this crap.
I’m not sure what she believes and I frankly don’t care. The fact is she is promoting material harmful to families and often in violation of FCC guidelines.
Oprah is banned from this house (thank the wife and the Lord for giving her the smarts). There is nothing this woman will not do if she can get the financial rewards. What’s next? Getting that Spears girl to abort the baby on stage?! Mass suicide followed by cannibalism?! Who knows with this nutter!

bhparkman on February 27, 2008 at 11:23 pm

This ‘….let’s not judge…” mentality drives me nuts! Of course we should judge! We do it all the time, and so does Oprah.
Does she have a security system in her home(s)? Of course she does. She knows there are people out there who would want to break-in…..which mean she’s passing judgement on complete strangers.
Ditto anyone who locks their car and pockets the keys. Why not leave the keys in the ignition? Because someone – a complete stranger – may steal the car. Sooooo….we’re judging complete strangers.
And we should. We don’t leave the keys in the car, and we don’t leave our front doors unlocked, and we don’t allow just anyone to babysit our kids….because we’re not idiots.
The alternative is to just say: “Awwww, heck. Let’s just give EVERYONE the benefit of the doubt.”

guitarguy on February 28, 2008 at 8:37 am

guitarguy, I thought I was the only one who loathes the “Thou shalt not judge” mantra in our culture. It’s one of the small things people pick out of The Bible and twist it for their own purposes.
As for Oprah, bah! Her audience are idiots, every single one of them. Anyone who takes her advice is a total, self deluded moron. Oprah is yet another example that if you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything.

Jeff_W on February 28, 2008 at 9:46 am

Hmmm…I had a girlfriend who took lessons here:
She was in great shape and it was between us and added an element of fun to our life. Would I like her doing it in public? No. I know these workouts are gaining in popularity.
Here is Dennis Prager from a few years ago:
I don’t know how to set up links so sorry to make you cut and paste. Prager, a few years ago, had two columns on why young women are exposing themselves. It’s worth a read on Townhall.com They can be found in his 2004 archives.
I agree with DS…I CAN’T stand Oprah.

EO1967 on February 28, 2008 at 11:52 am

Sorry, my earlier link was wrong:

EO1967 on February 28, 2008 at 12:11 pm

The “Thou shalt not judge” commandment was meant to prevent usurpation of the Lord’s right to judge sins. Not to strip us of our right to judge a person as someone dangerous.
We never know the full story in most situations. The Lord does, and that is why he makes the judgements.
Hate the sin and love the sinner.

bhparkman on February 29, 2008 at 12:02 am

Oprah is a fat, bigoted race-baiting hog. Who gives a rat’s rear end what she has to say.

canorth on March 1, 2008 at 2:23 pm

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