April 26, 2011, - 2:30 pm

Girlie Man Nation in Photos: America-Hating Celeb Also Hates Masculinity

By Debbie Schlussel

Vastly over-rated actress Kate Hudson embodies everything that’s wrong with left-wingers and left-wing social policy, including eliminating masculinity and men from the picture, except as purse holders and effeminate sperm donors.

Kate Hudson Holds the Football While Her Girlieman Matthew Bellamy Holds the Purse

Hudson’s given mucho anti-American interviews in the foreign press, describing the American people as “disgusting” (and not for the right reasons).  And she’s done so despite the fact that the American people made her parents and herself rich beyond their wildest dreams, despite mostly stupid movies. (Truth be told, that’s what’s “disgusting” about Americans.)

Yes, her mother belatedly discovered she was Jewish, but Hudson was raised in a household that celebrated Buddhism, whatever that means, and where the two parents, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell (not Hudson’s real father–the real one was discarded), didn’t believe in marriage and had kids out of wedlock.  Now she is following suit.  After “dating” (euphemism) a number of different celebrity men, she’s begun her second family, having a kid out of wedlock with her current boyfriend, Matthew Bellamy, a girlie-man who fronts some worthless English band and resembles a eunuch troll you’d see on the set of “The Hobbit.”

But my favorite part is the pictures.  Yes, the pictures.  Check out who’s carrying her purse in nearly every photo, a large snakeskin bag, not just the pic above.  Even the male pythons are turning over in their graves at this display of who the real man is in the relationship–and I take it she’s the “man” in every relationship.  Check out who is carrying the football.  Yes, I know it’s her kid’s ball, but so what?  The pics say it all about who is the man and who is the woman.  It’s the ultimate feminist man-hatred in accessories.

This isn’t just about who carries a purse. It’s about the overall denigration and destruction of masculinity in Western society, a huge part of our downfall. Guess what?  No-one in the Islamic world is carrying any of his four wives’ or gazillion concubines’ purses.  I guarantee you Osama Bin Laden never carried wife #11’s python bag. There’s a reason the Islamic world isn’t run by women. No victorious, long-term society exists with males who run around with large python-skin purses. That’s not to say that the Islamic world’s treatment of women–as chattel, as baby-making factories and human shields–is tolerable. It’s unacceptable. But we in the West have the other extreme which ain’t tolerable, either. Matriarchies fail, as do all societies where men are weak and/or where women dominate.  And lest you think that’s his man bag (same difference), it isn’t.  It’s Kate Hudson’s purse, as evidenced by the last photo and many others.

And as Western celebrities do, soon so does the rest of the West.  We, sadly, follow the trends–including the destructive social trends–celebrities set.

The Girlie-Man West:  Who is Carrying Kate Hudson’s Purse? (Check out the rest of these pics. It’s pathetic.) . . .

Don’t forget that Kate Hudson once said in an interview in France (while promoting her silly IED of a movie (yeah, it bombed), “Le Divorce”):

Sometimes I’ll be walking down the street and I’ll hear some American and I’ll just go, ‘Of course they hate us, of course they can’t stand us. We’re the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world.’ I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food, and we’re like, ‘Where’s the ketchup for our French fries.’ I’m like, ‘Shut up.”

Um, look in the mirror, honey. And include your personal girlie-man/sperm donor accessorized with your manpurse as the reason people might be disgusted by Americans. Your brand of “Americans.”

Apparently, Kate Hudson’s Girlie-Man-Servant Needed a Brief Break . . .

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221 Responses

There’s something you do to pregnant women. You are kind to them. He is in love with this woman, and she is pregnant with his first baby, ofcourse he carries her bag. This has nothing to do with not being masculine. But still, you are american. And I am not surprised that you’ve wrote this bullshit. I’ve read a few articles on your website, and, well, most of it is bullshit.
I wonder if you have a brain.
“Worthless band”. Muse, are not a worthless band. They make music that brings people up, their music helps people who feel bad, to feel better – Almost every band does that. If you call one band that they are worthless, you call music worthless. And music is more than necessary for some people. It’s better than psychology for some.

I hope you someday realize what an amazing band Muse are.
It looks like you’d need a little direction in life.

Moa on April 30, 2011 at 10:27 am

    here’s a song for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCfW43AVsEQ

    mrsbellamy97 on May 23, 2011 at 6:32 pm

      Btw the song is for this debbie schaivokvl not you Moa sincerely Muser 🙂

      mrsbellamy97 on May 23, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    It never ceases to amaze me how thick the american right are.
    I’m male, I’m masculine, but if I’m asked by my girlfriend to hold her bag, I do so without complaint, plus i do a good camp impression which gives her giggles so win-win.
    And as for Muse..Favorite band! ^_^

    Tim on July 10, 2011 at 2:06 am

My middle finger hurts from flipping off your banner now. Thanks a lot.

PwoperSunny on April 30, 2011 at 10:42 am

Wow, the summary of this article as I read it is that Ms. Slouzy or whatever shit excuse of a name that is to have in size 50 font, obviously feels that the womens place is to affix themselves to their significant others nut sack. Even though she is pregnant Kate’s appropriate place should be to have her hand down his pants pleasuring her manly man because she is just carrying his almighty seed. Sounds like you need to get your fucking nose out of your romance novels and understand how things work post 20th century because I have a feeling you are frustrated that your cats sandpaper tongue just cannot satisfy you like it used to… Ahhh companionship it’s a beautiful thing and envy is such an ugly characteristic.

Also, after reading your self described “accolades” on your about Debbie page, it is hilarious that you are falling into the Western worlds rut of reporting on our countries insignificant bullshit. Leave this brainless journalism to TMZ and continue on “single handedly destroying mega corporations” as you seem to be amazed by yourself. Thanks for the laugh. Do you have any AP or any other official sources to support these laughable claims?


Victorious on May 1, 2011 at 12:19 am

If someone is worthless here, is you.

Studycase on May 1, 2011 at 7:16 am

dear self absorbed asshole,

wow! thats all i can say.. maybe if your head wasn’t so far up your ass you may not have musers giving you back your own medicine… quite frankly the “articles” you write are just full of bullshit! matt is just being a gentleman and hoding his PREGNANT fiance’s bag, did i mention she is pregnant? just for writing this bullshit you should just go die in a hole, not a cave… a hole! how dare you call muse a worthless band!!! jeez someone didn’t take their “be nice and not an asshole pills” when you wrote this! no body likes you.. maybe i should let that sink into your tiny brain for a while? let me explain this a little easier for your understanding… no. body. likes. you! is that better you dumbass? never say anything about muse ever again.. or i will be back!

dom nom nom pwoper muser.. on May 1, 2011 at 7:30 am

AM, you say you are a Muse fan – there’s the problem. MUSERS are more than Muse fans, and they are loyal.

Cath on May 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

hahaha you tried to insult Matt Bellamy…that makes you one of the most despicable persons alive. Not to mention that a man who has more talent in his big toe then you will ever hope to gain (and that goes for her too) can hold whoever’s bag he likes (and I think it being his PREGNANT fiancée doesn’t change this?)Also I really don’t think you can talk about “masculinity” for all sorts of reasons…which I don’t think I’ll go into because I’m not that sort of person but frankly Matt’s more manly than any man you’ve ever spent time with and honestly trying to insult the guy who wrote assassin or hysteria or uprising just makes you laughable, especially as they are one of the most incredible bands of the 21st century although judging by your “eunuch troll” comment I’m guessing that lobotomy took out your music taste as well :S

I’d call you a troll but you are clearly too stuck up and middle aged and ignorant to know what that means

Alex on May 2, 2011 at 7:07 am

Excuse me? worthless English band? Seriously? Try research on several major rock band lists and you will find Muse in at least the top 10 if not 5. So maybe try and look at the world outside your own nose and actually consider carefully what you’re saying. Matthew Bellamy is doing nothing but being kind to the mother of his child. Don’t you think that’s the most courteous thing to do? Or would you like to watch the bearer of your child (hypothetically) suffer?

Fuzzy on May 3, 2011 at 2:24 pm

That made me fucking laugh. Muse are if anything one of the Greatest rock bands of the 21st century who have unparalleled stage presence and ingenious live shows.
This “Worthless Band” sells out concerts in less than 15 fucking minutes. This “Worthless Band” is playing at the opening ceremony to the Olympic games.

That if anything shows that they among the best bands ever to come out of England.

Yours Venomously,
another Pwoper Muser

The_Host on May 3, 2011 at 3:20 pm

congrats on pissing off the musers, you won’t know what hit you. You and your disgusting, ignorant, hate filled poison that you call politics. Honestly the hypocrisy of you attacking Islam and then posting statements like the above is just painful, not to mention the fact that you and your kind are degrading the very nation that you seem to “love” so much. I mean maybe you’re just angry at Kate and Matt because they’re better people then you or because they have something meaningful I don’t know…but I do know that that kind of talk is seriously off putting…any woman who think or speaks like that just looks kind of…cheap…and nasty

Alex on May 3, 2011 at 3:45 pm

I Really Hope You Know Youve Said Nothing
But Lies! Maaan You Probably Dont Have A Boyfriend Do You? To Even Know What It FEELS LIKE To Have A Nice And Beautiful Like Matt <3
Us MUSERS Will Really Show You Not To Talk..

Brandi Bells on May 5, 2011 at 12:38 am

Debbie, I usually think you’re out of your mind, but for once I agree with the basic premise of what you’re saying, although I think your reasoning is off. Kate H. doesn’t diss America because she’s a liberal – she does it because she’s idiotic enough to think that it will bring her street cred. And her sperm donor is a complete loser. Look at how pathetic his fans are here, crying over him. LOSERS. I sit here and laugh at all of you pathetic Muse morons.

alex on May 5, 2011 at 5:04 pm


    Gregg on May 8, 2011 at 7:54 am

    you are disgrace to all Alexs. We are meant to have integrity and musical taste; you clearly have neither. Please go and change your name as soon as possible.

    Alexmuser on May 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm

um alex i think well you are a fucking little shit, “i sit here and laugh at all of you pathetic Muse morons” well i would rather be a “muse moron” than ever be a fat ugly dickhead like you! when matt got pissed and while they were playing live, he said “you fucking fucking little fucking mother fucker”… yeah thats just a little description of you…

dom nom nom pwoper muser.. on May 6, 2011 at 8:20 am

“Worthless English band”????
You just pissed off the musers. Prepare to die.

LaurenOfCydonia on May 8, 2011 at 9:58 am


fer on June 5, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Well what a load of bollocks.

The woman is pregnant; of course he’s going to try to do anything to make her comfortable.

And to slag of Muse? FUUUUUU.
Muse, who are often referred to as one of the greatest rock bands of the 21st century? You need new ears. In fact, you need to sort your life out mate. If this subjects effects you so much, why post a load of bullshit to which will have lots of negative feedback?

By the way, Matthew Bellamy has won NME Sexiest Male award 4 times so fuck you.

*Proud Muser*

CLP94 on June 8, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Don’t be surprised because you obviously saw this comming. You can bet your ass that if you were Kate and pregnant you’d think that Matt is an affectionate man. So, congradulations, you worthless piece of shit. You have won the hate of thousands of people. FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.
*Pwoper Muser*

BlissMuser on June 9, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Sadly folks, Debbie Schlussel won’t give a shit about your comments. Not being harsh, just a true fact. Do you think Kate and Matt are going to care about this article? I know I wouldn’t if I were one of them. They’re happy and carrying a baby. Gone are the times Muse cared what no-name assholes thought.

Just be satisfied that these words from Debbie are words from a bitter, botoxed old hag. You know how successful Kate is. You know how accomplished Matt is. She doesn’t … so what?

Remember karma is a bitch like she is. 😉

DedicatedMuso on July 9, 2011 at 6:48 pm

This article is so full of shit it’s not even funny. Sigh.

Undiscloser on July 15, 2011 at 8:59 am

I agree with this article. I am tired of dealing with sissy males that only know how to change the channels and put gas in the car. Hand them a screw driver and they would not know which end of the driver to stick into the head of a screw. They probably would think you were handing them a sex toy. I have 2 college degrees AND I can rebuild a carb, fix a leaking roof, replace a toilet, etc. Currently married, 3 cars in the driveway, wife and I pulling down about a buck fifty with ME earning the most of course and we have a kid on the way. I raised my niece from 8 months to 4 years of age so I can do this TOO! So put your toy down, man up, learn something, get a decent job and learn how to use your damn hands again!

Jason on July 26, 2011 at 2:21 pm

I’m going to say this once, so you’d better listen. Matt was carrying Kate’s bag because she is PREGNANT! For gods sake, woman, open your eyes and see what a giant douche you’re being! I’m 14 and even I think you’re sodding ridiculous! Muse aren’t a ‘worthless band’ and I’m sure all the Musers out there will agree with me when I say that you have your head up your arse. Honestly, leave them alone! Matt was being a gentleman and if Kate didn’t want him to hold her bag, she wouldn’t have let him! Do your research before you make comments. I get that you’re entitled to an opinion, everyone is, but I think you should keep it to yourself. Especially when you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.

Unintended on August 29, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Oh dear lord…she’s a good girl and he’s the most amazing man in the world. Matt is in love with Kate, and she’s the mother of his son, who cares about a bag and a ball? you’re so dumb.
Also, next time, shut up ’cause Muse is an awesome band and they make good music, you are pathetic.

RocketMuser on October 22, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Yes, reading through the comments, I really agree with most of the things said by the other people.
Naturally, I found this article amidst a lot of hate towards you because of your choice as Matt Bellamy as the target ‘girlieman’.
While a Muse fan myself, I won’t embarrass myself like a few of the other naive Muse fans have over their shameless obsession of the frontman and their ability to attack with a keyboard to whoever they seem fit. I just think the premise of this article is somewhat ridiculous and that the execustion of said premise is just apalling. From the tone and language, it is evident that you’re either really passionate in your hate of girliemen, or you are really trying to get controversial by being outright enraged by this.

Either way, I suggest you use more persuasive words, with better evidence, and instead of using the rage angle, go for something more subjective to make people think about something rather than forcing this down their throats.

emma on October 22, 2011 at 8:58 pm

What IS masculinity anyway? I don’t really want to get all sociology here, but the fact that a man has to hold the toy football over the obviously full bag makes him a girl?

A man shouldn’t even want to touch a purse or anything girl related? A woman must be the meeker individual in a relationship? Who made these rules? Why does it matter who is holding the bag?

I noticed you were slamming Matt for holding the purse, but not a negatige remark was angled at Kate for holding a football. If a man can’t hold a purse, what the hell is a woman doing touching a football?

Gender equality: it works both ways.

emma on October 22, 2011 at 9:04 pm

Kate and Matt are the paint to draw the big premise, the emasculation of men through a twisted feminist intention in America. Debbie’s opinion about Muse is irrelevant. If one thinks that this article is about the rock band, or whose purse that he is carrying, it’s missing the point. If the discussion is about Muse, then the discussion about whether the python purse is in style, should be brought up too.

Chanuka Erdita on December 21, 2011 at 6:30 am

Pff quelle honte !!! Sa vous fait quoi qu’il tienne un sac !! Moi je n’ai qu’une réponse à cet article de merde que vous avez écrit : vous êtes un gros jaloux, vous cherchez en vain un défaut sur Matthew pour vous défouler parceque vous êtes jaloux, mauvais…mais Matt n’a pas de défaut, il n’a rien fait de mal… Ahh si, excusez-moi, il porte un sac…Si y’a que sa qui vous gène, continuez à penser mais n’écrivez pas sa, car les Muser n’accepte pas trop…
Allez salut, la prochaine fois ne cherche pas compliqué, Matt n’a rien demandé, il n’a pas de “défauts” alors n’essaye pas de nous contredire avec ton misérable article !!!

Clarisse on February 29, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Wow, you really have such a disgusting attitude towards everything. Boys carrying their girlfriend’s bag is no big deal, in fact, I’m guessing he probably offered to carry it for her because HE IS A NICE PERSON.

Your comments about his band are utter shite. Look at the amount of success and awards they carry. Also slating his personal appearance is a really low blow, you said that for attention and you got lots of attention… From the wrong people. You pissed off the wrong fanbase, try being nice to people for once. Being a bitch pays but it doesn’t make you a good person.

Jaz on February 28, 2013 at 3:33 pm

Considering the touchy-feely replies of the male commenters here who believe this article is the end of the world because they’re Muse fans, and the spiteful counter-attacking replies of the female ones I’d say the author is correct:

Western men are currently effiminate and western women are currently emasculate. All thanks to feminism. Listen to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBsEF7Qx09o Title says it all really: “I don’t need a man.” Why? Because she already has the mind of a man. Western ladies (you don’t find the word “lady” offensive do you?), I suggest you take a look at the far East if you want to remember what feminity is about, because so far, all I see is envy of masculinity. Feminism is about girl power. But what does “power” even mean. You guessed it, power is a predominant masculine trait. Hence, girl “power” is about girl testosteron. Thus, the emasculate woman was born, and with it later came the effiminate man, to balance this fucked up equation. You must read between the lines because these cultural shifts happen very gradually and subconsciously (and no, not all shifts are positive). It has probably been going on before you were even born.

What is happening in the West is a take-over by the mythologic creature “Lilith”, supposedly the first feminist on the hystory of this planet. According to the legend, she was created before Eve, as Adam’s equal. But was later replaced by Eve because she refused to bow down to Adam. The last season of True Blood also features Lilith as master vampire, meaning I’m not just making this up but people at the top actually know about this.

A reversal of gender roles is taking place, but nobody seems to notice this because it’s happened so gradually. It takes a clear and independent mind to be able to observe such long-term effects, which most of us no longer can because in case you haven’t noticed, we are living in a society of instant gratification. We have been trained to always live in the “Now”, hence our past-present-future capability/thinking is handicapped. We are thus blind to societal shifts.

I’m a male and I cannot stand alternative band Muse (although I cannot pin-point this dislike down exactly), except when I was a kid because of peer pressure. Their lyrics cry about resistance and rebellion, so why is the frontman married to mainstreamer Kate Hudson?

I’ll tell you why: because they’re posers. The alternative is the new mainstream, that’s why they write about that, to generate succes.

Unlike most commenters here, I am not offended by the author. I find her views interesting instead. Why am I not offended? Perhaps it is because I am not a pussy..

Niels on July 9, 2013 at 10:23 am

Great article as always, Debbie. Completely nailed it. Laughing at the uproar. I’ve never heard of Muse and I detest KH.

Eben on December 13, 2014 at 9:40 pm

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