April 29, 2011, - 1:18 pm

HILARIOUS! Video: Gloria Allred Lawsuit Announcement; Simulates Sex w/ Baseball Bat

By Debbie Schlussel

Another dumb Gloria Allred lawsuit, another press conference.  But this one is jaw-dropping in its utter absurdity and is a must watch–you gotta watch the whole thing.  This guy, Justin Quinn–the man suing and holding his hand in a circle–must’ve surrendered his man card and testicles at the door a long time ago.  No straight guy does this.  A real man would’ve refused . . . and sued Allred for sexual harassment.  Notice how Allred, holding the baseball bat, assumes the male role in the, um, “sex demonstration,” and makes the guy assume the vaginal role.  Why do I get the impression that this is the only kind of sex Gloria Allred will ever have with a dude?  Frankly, this father (Mr. Quinn), who subject his twin girls to participating in this circus, should have his kids taken away from him by the state.  This is simply child abuse.


Watch the video and laugh . . .

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16 Responses

Funny, Funny, Funny! But horrible for the children. Unbelievable!!

BLESS ISRAEL on April 29, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Debbie, I remember a year ago when you wrote an article about Ms. Allred, you equated her to the female version of Al Sharpton and Jesse Hi-Jackson, your absolutely correct DS!

“A nation is defined by it’s borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on April 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Gee, I wonder if you listen to Michael Savage???

    kt on April 30, 2011 at 4:15 pm

There’s no justification for having those children present.

Gloria Allred should be disbarred, criminally prosecuted, and sued.

John Robert Mallernee on April 29, 2011 at 3:45 pm

She is definitely an embarrassment to the legal community. What an idiot.

sharon on April 29, 2011 at 5:04 pm

As I was watching this on the Kimmel program last night, numerous thoughts immediately raced through my mind. First of all, look how symmetrically composed the clip is, with the two girls wearing the exact same outfits and hairstyles, flanking the babbling Allred much like cherubs on either side of a renaissance portrait of the Virgin Mary. There are even two saints/disciples in the background observing the proceedings with the pious facial expressions one might expect to encounter on two Cardinals standing admiringly as the Pope delivers his Easter benediction to the masses.

When the Virgin Mary and one of the disciples proceeded to perform a “religious ritual” with the bat, I then began to wonder if she would then also ask the female one to simulate the “vulgar and suggestive hip gyration” that the defendant allegedly demonstrated in the ballpark. Mercifully, Mr. Kimmel cut the footage short before the world was treated to any more of these “legal proceedings.”

When it was all over, I just sighed and muttered to myself, “Well, that tone-deaf Orange County girl who sings that tuneless Friday ditty is about to lose her dominance over YouTube in pretty much the same way she replaced the goofy yodeling Russian from the 70s in the gaudy yellow tie.”

Who knows what’ll wind up replacing this on “The Tube.” Time marches on.

Irving on April 29, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Gloria wanted to make sure we knew how much stamina she has.

Louie Louie on April 29, 2011 at 7:32 pm

Yah, but isn’t it standard litigator practise to impact strong visuals in the minds of potential jurors? But Glordred might get a costly jurisdiction move.

Vlad the Jihadi Impaler on April 29, 2011 at 9:22 pm

LMAO! Comedy gold!! I laughed way harder than I thought I would. It’s official. Allred HAS no shame.

Speaking of Carnival Barkers, she sure is in the Big Top!

And to think…I used to think this Bozo was a grrrrrreat feminist. I even remember when all she wore was red!

How far I have come! What a bloody fool! Funny and a sad for the children.

Skunky on April 29, 2011 at 9:26 pm

Well, Now I’ve seen everything.
She really needed to demonstrate because we’re all too prudish to know what she was talking about? Even the twins knew, judging from the looks.
Skunky’s right: “funny and sad”

And though she tried to hide it and did it quite well, I’m sure Gloria had an orgasm or two there.

theShadow on April 29, 2011 at 10:25 pm

I wonder what she had the guy use for lube.

CornCoLeo on April 30, 2011 at 2:15 am

When Rush Limbaugh coined the term ‘Feminazi’, there was no one who fitted that bill in my mind better than Gloria Alldred.

Actually, from what I heard, she was married once, which makes me wonder – which guy was such a loser to pick her?

Infidel Pride on April 30, 2011 at 3:06 am

As I watched the video my thought, as echoed by Jimmy Kimmel, was, “OK, this guy is suing the coach because he was crude in front of his daughters, so in announcing the suit to the world, Gloria Allred goes through the ENTIRE EPISODE again, in front of the daughters! How is the coach any worse than she is? In fact, I believe SHE is worse, especially for her “demonstration” with the bat. She is disgusting!!! She gives ALL lawyers look even worse than they already do! What a publicity wh___ she is! I hope the judge throws the whole thing out of court. If this guy doesn’t want to expose his daughters to any crude language or behavior, he probably should take them to MALE DOMINATED activities like baseball games.

DG in GA on April 30, 2011 at 11:18 am

Of course the guy is a homo. Who else wears pink ties?
Gloria looked like she was really getting off on that baseball bat action. I bet someone is walking around with a sore ass this week.

RT on April 30, 2011 at 12:12 pm

The most creative, highest paid union writers in Hollywood couldn’t come up with this kind of material in a thousand years!

T.Y. on April 30, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Hey, where’s your rosin bag?

And, don’t do that without putting a glove on it.

Tom Atoe on May 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm

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