May 20, 2011, - 12:10 am

FUNNY Video – HOprah Watch: “Dr.” Phil Solves America’s Fertilizer Shortage

By Debbie Schlussel

It’s almost time to celebrate the final departure of HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] Oprah from the daytime broadcast TV airways.  Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out, Ms. Thang.  As I precisely predicted at the end of last year before it began, her OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) is a major ratings failure, and she’s already had to fire her hand-picked Black female network chieftess and replace her with a pale, White male.  But, sadly, she and her friends are throwing her a disgusting set of worship orgies that even the world’s greatest panderers and ass-kissers could never match.

This week, she did two hours with James Frey, the guy who wrote a fake book which she knew was fake and promoted anyway, then dressed him down on national TV for writing a fake book she knew was fake.  But, now, he’s back with an anti-Christian, Islamo-pandering book about Jesus stuck in a crappy life in New York, as a drunk who gets a prostitute pregnant, and is bisexual and a pothead.  So all is forgiven.  During the two self-absorbed hours, HRHSBotU pandered to Frey, cried fake tears and engaged in a hug-fest with Frey.  Awwww.  But my fave final Oprah moment is one that was not on her show, but backstage and gushed forth by “Dr.” Phil, as brought to us by Jimmy Kimmel.  Amazing that this human fertilizer thinks he’s some sort of psychologist when he’s as phony as they come.  Barf. There’s a reason I own the URL/domain name She does. And the syndicated TV creatures she’s foisted on the American TV-watching mushheads do, too.


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19 Responses

For those who can’t get enough of Doprah, they can always tune in to WCHB AM 1200 (urban talk radio) mornings from 6:00 AM to 10:00 AM for lively commentary on the Doprah wannabe Mildred Gaddis show. Commentary to consist ad infinitum about africanhyphenamerican victims and white (aka caucasians, they/them, suburbanite) oppressors. Oftentimes things Doprah wishes she could say on air.

Mark F on May 20, 2011 at 5:45 am

AFAIG, for ABC7 in NYC Eyewitness News First at 4 can’t get here soon enough!


Bob Porrazzo on May 20, 2011 at 8:22 am

My darling Deb, I’d declare a week of celebration if our national nightmare Oprah was really, truly going away.

But, there is NO WAY she’s disappearing. I guarantee she will be back within a year. Mark this down. She WILL be back in a year. That giant EGO cannot stand not being in the national stage on a daily basis.

She will try to pump up her own network and some specials. But, it will fail.

Think Leno. She WILL be back and probably even richer than ever since networks will bid for her this time.

As I’ve always said, I understand the appeal, but then it’s just unbelievable how stupid our nation has become to crown this dullard as our queen.

I’ve probably watched her show a combined total of 30 minutes since she’s been on the air and it’s the most boring thing I’ve ever seen. Forget waterboarding, make the terrorists watch an hour of Oprah and we will have all the intel we need.

To paraphase Ah-nuld, “She will be back.”….uggggh.

Jeff_W on May 20, 2011 at 8:50 am

Oprah is a closet racist, she went to Rev Wright’s church for
2 years, Obama was the only person that she ever endorsed for President, Oprah traveled the country looking for skinheads and KKK to put on her show and expose white racism, at the same time the most racist man on the planet Louis Farrakhan lives just a few miles from her in Chicago and she never once tried to expose him as a black racist, she could have exposed Ice Cube as a black racist by showing his hate whitey videos, but she wants to expose white racist and protect black racist.
She could show these tapes and expose farrakhan and Ice Cube.

Moe on May 20, 2011 at 9:12 am

Orca is not just a racist, but is more than tolerant of anti-Semitism. I remember that in one of her early shows, when she used to open up for audience comments, one of the black women in the audience said, “The Jews have all the diamonds.” Orca did not challenge this statement. Maybe she had a candy bar in her mouth at the time, and could not talk, but if a white person had said, “All black women steal,” she would have put down her food and screamed at them. (In case you are wondering why or how I saw this, I turned on the tv early for the 5:00 pm local newscast).

I remember Orca when she was an anchor on a local Baltimore newscast. This woman was dumb and incompetent. When I heard (1978 or 79) that she getting a talk show, I did not believe it, and then thought that anyone who would watch her show had to be stupider than she was. I was right.

Jonathan E. Grant on May 20, 2011 at 10:58 am

Oprah is not a closet racist, she’s made her racist views pretty well known. She’s a clever and cowardly racist, only picking on targets that she knows are safe.

I disagree that Oprah is dumb and incompetent. She’s not smart smart, but she’s not dumb. She is a brilliant marketer and knows her audience to the core. I’d say she’s shameless and a panderer, but not incompetent.

It would make a fascinating psychological study to find out how the typical Oprah fan “thinks.” I would imagine 85% are democrats supposedly for the common man, but yet worship a woman who is one of the richest people in the world who has not a clue about everyday cares.

Oprah served one great purpose for me. If I am/was interested in a chick and I found out they liked Oprah, I knew to avoid. I dated one briefly and it was pretty funny how mad she got when I made a joke about Oprah.

Jeff_W on May 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Don’t mean to be off topic here folks, but today is a sad day in professional wrestling, “Macho Man” Randy Savage (real name was Randy Poffo) died earlier on today at a hospital in Tampa Bay, Florida.

Originally Macho Man Savage was in a automobile accident, if I’m not mistaken, he dozed off at the wheel and his car collided into a tree. His wife only had minor injuries, but sadley Randy Poffo (Randy Savage) suffered the worst in the accident and passed away in the hospital. PS, I believe Randy Poffo aka Randy Savage was jewish decent? Here’s the link about Randy Savage’s death:

“A nation is defined by it’s borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on May 20, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Sean, as usual you kick ass.

    I think Randy was Italian. (Poffo)

    Anyhow, Dr Phil is a very poor excuse for a mental health professional.

    Occam's Tool on May 20, 2011 at 5:18 pm

“HOprah’s” manure fertilizer of a show actually had its roots in a local Chicago morning TV show called “Kennedy & Company,” hosted by Bob Kennedy until his death in 1974. Then its name became “AM Chicago,” and one of its hosts for a few years was Robb Weller (later of “Entertainment Tonight”). HOprah took over hosting of the show in 1984 – and it was all downhill from there (even more so when its title was changed in 1985 and it was nationally syndicated in 1986).

ConcernedPatriot on May 20, 2011 at 3:45 pm

The fact that there are so many that can’t see thru the sham of Dirty Bitch Winfrey (I call her this because that is what she is. She was so heartless to lift the veil of the woman who was torn apart by the chimpanzee. If one really had a heart, they would NEVER have the heart to exploit someone for THEIR gain like that. Also, I saw what a phoney she was at the Superdome after Hurricane Katrina) really puzzles me.

I saw her show up on the TVs at the gym the other day. The one part that didn’t make me wanna vomit is when she showed 80’s skinheads on her show (back then) and what they were like NOW. Compelling, but that dope DB Winfrey is too self involved she can’t do a whole show about that.

Jon Grant, your post made me LOL!

Skunky on May 20, 2011 at 8:30 pm

Unfortunately here in Australia we are months behind, so her departure is a long way off. All things will come to an end….wil Dr Phil get more air time then – spin off shows?

Jayne From Munted Snail on May 20, 2011 at 11:07 pm

I’ve never been interested or able to stomach more than a cumulative 3 or 4 minutes of watching Hoprah since she’s been on teevee. She literally makes me feel nauseated. How did she become such a leviathan? What is the hypnotic appeal she has to white, suburban women?

DS_ROCKS! on May 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Youre a Hater Ms. Debbie. A hater, how can you begin to fix your lips to utter such anti Oprah rhetoric?

D. on May 21, 2011 at 5:48 pm

There’s a great satire of Oprah on the Daily Rash about the cockroaches she befriended when she was a child. Seems they were found alive in Mississippi! Hilarious!

Lisset Boehner on May 21, 2011 at 8:27 pm

Boy I’ll tell you what, guys like Dr. Phil..i mean, that’s just what makes it in this world, you know? You just have to completely kiss butt to get anywhere in this life. I always hated people like him, I could never be like that. I guess you learn to really love it. You just have to tell yourself, “I really love this!” Sycophantic, self-promoting, scheming egomaniacs like him are the ones who run the world. That’s who’s in charge. If you’re a sincere, hard-working person who doesn’t scheme, you’ll never get anywhere. Nice guys finish last. Nice to know that pure sociopaths are running the world.

David Lanham on May 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Moe. Wow. Even I couldn’t believe the ice cube video, I thought it was fake. And they even re-mixed the vile song in 2003! And this guy, ice cube, is a spokesman for Coors! Absolutely amazing. Thanks for posting, here’s the link again:

I hope ice cube gets really big and THEN this video becomes well-known, just so people might understand what garbage they’re being fed by the media, and how it’s dressed up as acceptable. Right now, most people have still never seen an ice cube movie, I know I haven’t, and I just saw him in a Coors commercial for the first time the other day. And this garbage is mainstream entertainment, and it’s in our schools, too.

David Lanham on May 22, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    David, here is another Ice Cube video that is just as racist
    People need to know that when they go see Ice Cube’s movies
    they are making him a millionaire, a man that got started in rap music by rapping about killing white people, calling white people MUNTANT WHITE DEVILS. Ice Cube is a follower of louis Farrakhan who is the leader of the Nation of Islam.
    The Nation of Islam believes that the white man was created by a black god/scientist and lived in the caves of europe like an animal and that is where Ice Cube got the song mutant white CAVEBITCH. Here is a link to a website about the teachings of
    the Nation of Islam which is what influence Ice Cubes music.

    Moe on May 23, 2011 at 11:17 pm

I think it’s hilarious how Oprah and Martha Stewart make your heads explode. I don’t really get it, but it gives me an excuse to point and laugh at you none the less.

Sammy Spade on May 23, 2011 at 12:11 pm

I never really cared about Oprah one way or the other until a few years ago, when that whole to-do about her trip to Hermes erupted. She was trying to get into the Hermes store in Paris after it was closed already, and was absolutely OUTRAGED the saleswomen wouldn’t keep the store open after hours so she could shop privately. There were cries of racism and bigotry galore. The CEO of Hermes even called on her show to apologize to her publicly, and the saleswomen at the store lost their jobs.

The whole thing made me sick. Here was a woman who makes billions, and she was acting like she was murdered because she actually had to wait 12 hours or so to buy more outrageously priced handbags that she probably already had hundreds of. Because of her incredible hubris and ego, some hard-working women who probably just wanted to get off their feet and go home to their families, women who in their entire working lives will never see one fraction of what Oprah makes in a single show, lost their jobs. I’ve hated her with a passion ever since, and I wish, amidst all these people kissing her butt about all the wonderful charity she does, just one person would remember this incident.

Faye on May 23, 2011 at 12:16 pm

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