June 17, 2008, - 9:28 am

Al Gore: Bush Responsible for Toxic Tomatoes, Obama Practices the Black Arts, Will Fight For Your BLT

By Debbie Schlussel
Before the racist idiots start sending hate mail, when I say “Black Arts,” it’s not a race thing. It means “magic,” which apparently Al Gore believes that Barack Obama can perform. and no-one’s called him on it.
Here’s a direct quote from Al Gore’s intro and endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama in Michigan, yesterday (TRANSCRIPT HERE):

If you care about food safety, if you like a “T” on your BLT, you know elections matter.

Huh? Who knew this election was about restoring dignity to fast food? I’ve criticized President Bush on many things, for which he is responsible. But he ain’t responsible for salmonella in certain tomatoes. This election won’t change how tomatoes are handled and whether or not toxins infest them.


Knights of the Realm of the Toxic Tomato (& Chinese Stuff)

And Barack Obama can’t magically get rid of salmonella. He’s fooled a lot of people with many tricks. But he really isn’t much of a magician. He won’t restore the “T” to your “BLT,” which for the clueless means “Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato” and is a popular sandwich.
Gore went on saying that if you care about how, “If you’re struggling with your mortgage, you know that elections matter.” Really? ‘Cuz I think the Bush mortgage bail-out is way too generous. He’s even bailing out Palestinians’ mortgages, while the American economy suffers.
Barack will out do that?
Oh, and don’t look for Barack Obama to cast a spell to instantly restore the consumable status of tomatoes. Even St. Barack isn’t that good.
More absurdity from Gore about what Bush is allegedly responsible for, which Obama will magically cure:

If you bought poisoned lead-filled toys from China or adulterated medicine made in China, if you bought tainted pet food made in China, you know that elections matter. After the last eight years, even our dogs and cats have learned that elections matter.

What? Dogs and cats? Now Bush is responsible for toxic toys and pet food from China?! And Obama’s wand will magically cure it?
Incredible. Even more incredible: the thousands of dummies in Michigan who cheered this BS on.
That old quote about a sucker born every minute? The utterer was being conservative in their estimates.
Barack Obama . . . The Toxic Tomato Avenger.

17 Responses

If you bought Obama’s and Gore’s propaganda, you better know elections matter.

TheOmegaMan on June 17, 2008 at 9:59 am

I wish you could link to Rush’s Barak the Magic Negro ditty. Barak is the cult of personality.
Gore is the consummate buffoon huckster now hawking Barak like a cure-all snake oil off an old west Conestoga wagon. The sad but true reality—look at how many people are buying the BS! We are in big trouble in this country.

BB on June 17, 2008 at 10:07 am

A moron selling a moron, how appropiate.

wolf2012 on June 17, 2008 at 10:13 am

Regarding Chinese products, did Clinton/Gore have any influence on Chinese trade?
I can’t seem to remember. sarc./off

FOWG on June 17, 2008 at 10:32 am

Al “chicken little” Gore has some gall bringing up the Chinese. A quick google search of Al Gore and China (Chinese) will provide you with enough info to send you to the vomitorium.
It is truly scary how many people are buying his scam…and now he’s hooked up with the Obamassiah. Comrades of a feather no doubt.

Southernops on June 17, 2008 at 11:25 am

You would think that after this human blob gained 50 pounds of solid fat, sitting around his private jet flying around preaching to idiots, he’d be a little closer to a heart attack or a stroke. Heres to HOPE.

samurai on June 17, 2008 at 12:05 pm

It’s all about making Americans dependent on the Federal government for all aspects of their lives. H. Obama’s goal is a Federal government that manages all aspects of society. The Federal government will evan manage what tomatoes you eat. And if your not careful they may come into your home to make sure you are not growing some illegal tomatoes for your own consumption.

PrincessKaren on June 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm

Remember, he’s preaching to the choir (of idiots) there.
This has good and bad. Good in that once everyone starts hearing from the Hollyweirdos and the phonies like Gore and finds out what Obama really stands for, McCain will easily win. Bad, in that McCain will win.
In spite of the media harping, I still feel the majority of normal people in the U.S. don’t want Obama’s socialism.
As for Gore, he’s a total phony. Here in Tennessee, which Bush carried over Gore BTW, he’s well known as a phony over the environment. I think it got national press, but Gore was using a ton of energy at his mansion. He still is I think.
Plus, our local conservative radio host Phil Valentine busted him on using limos and jets everywhere, consuming much energy. Valentine contacted Gore’s spokesman and they laughably claimed that the “good” he is doing cancels out the energy use! Gore just uses the environment sham because it keeps his name out there.
If we loved Gore so much we would have elected him years ago.

Jeff_W on June 17, 2008 at 12:35 pm

I’m surprised that no one’s blamed the floods in the Midwest on Bush yet.

Kalifornia Kafir on June 17, 2008 at 1:14 pm

Someone please remind me: who’s Al Gore? I remember something about the 2000 election, and that’s about it.

richardzowie on June 17, 2008 at 3:46 pm

The election could do something about how tomatoes, spinach, and other foods recently contaminated are handled. All we’d have to do is get someone in there would would free us of all the illegal aliens. That would do wonders. Another aggravating factor is people with strange and unsanitary sexual practices handling our food in restaurants, supermarkets and farms.

c f on June 17, 2008 at 4:19 pm

Sticking w/ the vegetable theme…what we have here are two peas-in-a-pod…both dumbass FOOLS !

billybob on June 17, 2008 at 4:44 pm

I am sick to death of the empty suit and now even the gorecal is on the bandwagon.Un-believable.

necromancer on June 17, 2008 at 7:29 pm

We grow our own:
 Apricots
 Beans (String, Pinto, and Lima)
 Blueberries
 Gooseberries
 Grapes
 Oats
 Onions
 Peaches
 Peas
 Potatoes
 Pumpkins
 Spices
 Strawberries
 Tomatoes
 Wheat
 Zucchini
And much more in the orchards, fields, Kitchen gardens, paddocks, and corrals.
If these Soylent Greens from the cult of Algore want to claim supernatural powers over tomatoes, then they can go right ahead and pretend. So far, our early crops are doing well and the apricots are to die for! Letís see Algore actually produce something other than CO2, but that would mean real work.
So far Gore’s chants of “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” hasn’t caused our crops to wither away. Maybe Algore isn’t chanting loud enough for Baal – I mean Gaia, to hear him.

bhparkman on June 17, 2008 at 10:21 pm

You must think that poisonous food and poisonous imports from China should be addressed by someone? It’s not something that we have to accept. I can’t imagine that anyone believes your liberals believe in wand waving claim. There are many legitimate shortcomings of liberals but wanting to keep our food and toys safe is not really a flaw.

jmpw on June 17, 2008 at 11:01 pm

Here’s Spotted Al’s track record:

Efffrem on June 18, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Gore’s endorsement (so-called) of the Obamination equals The End for poor Obama, Gore’s track-record being exactly “zero” positive results for every endorsement he’s ever made. It’s McGovern/1972 all over again for the Dhimmicrat Party. In this case, at least, we can hope “the end is [truly] near.”
Now, if we only had a real Republican candidate to get behind and vote for. Let’s see what McLame does with his VP pick; maybe the “ticket” will be worth voting for . . .

theendisnear on June 18, 2008 at 4:45 pm

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