June 27, 2011, - 5:23 pm

She’s BAAACK: Bush ICE Princess Cashes In on Ignoring Illegal Alien Probs; Chipotle Raises Prices to Pay Her

By Debbie Schlussel

She’s BAAACK. Like lice, the Plague, Bell Bottoms, and Jimmy Carter, some things should never make a comeback. Sadly, they do.

Remember Julie L. Myers Wood a/k/a “The ICE Princess?” She’s the spoiled, unqualified, incompetentette who was Bush chieftess of Immigration and Customs  Enforcement (ICE), after she picked herself for the job.  She’s like Veruca Salt (of “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” fame) but the golden ticket she was handed into a cushy job was costly for America, as she turned a blind eye to immigration enforcement, pimping Bush’s “comprehensive immigration reform.”  And now she’s cashing in.  Over the weekend, Chipotle–which employed illegal aliens as HALF of its workforce–announced that it was raising prices on its food  . . .  to pay for Julie Myers, its new immigration compliance “consultant.” CHA-CHING!   Ignoring those illegal alien workers for several years as ICE chieftess really paid off  . . . in an even more golden ticket.


Incompetent Julie Myers Gets Yet Another Golden Ticket & Chipotle Raises Prices to Pay For It



Myers has been getting paid big bucks by Chipotle since January, but kept it quiet because, hey, it would look bad.  I wonder if Chipotle has any Black employees and what they think about their “socially responsible” company’s gazillion dollar pay-off to a woman who gave an award to employees for their Blackface costumes on Halloween.  One wonders if her “advice” to Chipotle is the same as her insistent “advice” to her ICE underlings that they illegally destroy evidence of her involvement in the Blackface contest.

ICE agents are rightfully livid.  They saw this Valley Girl–who was more concerned with agents buying her Diet Cokes than protecting our borders–do nothing, even though they received constant complaints on her watch about Chipotle and other employers hiring mostly illegal aliens. Apparently, she was planning for the long term.  No, not the long term of America, whose domestic national security she sold out, but the long term of the Myers-Wood finances and bank accounts.  Like I said, Cha-Ching!  Says one agent, and this is the sentiment of many:

How fitting that Julie Myers turned a blind eye to illegal immigration while working for the American taxpayer and now as a private citizen, she is making money off of those very same bad decisions.

Hey, some whores walk Detroit’s 8 Mile and sell sex and Lewinskys, and others walk the halls of ICE headquarters, then their comfy Kansas City homes, and sell out their country. They are all “working girls,” except the ones on 8 Mile work much harder and merely transmit diseases, and the one named Julie L. Myers diseased the whole nation and keeps getting paid for it . . . far more than the streetwalkers.

Other ICE agents are laughing at Reuters’ description of Myers as “a lawyer who knows the ins and outs of ICE.”  Most of the people who actually do know the ins and outs of ICE can tell you that Myers is, was, and will always be clueless about what goes on at ICE.  Instead, she knew more about the ins and outs of getting the government to pay for her to go on tax-paid vacations to South America, and how to otherwise take advantage while others did the job some Americans (Julie Myers) won’t do.  Many who worked with Myers in her year or so as a Justice Department flunky laugh at her description as an “A-List lawyer,” since several Assistant U.S. Attorneys who worked with her in New York had to clean up her messes.  If she’s A-List, so is that chick from “The Real Housewives” who crashed the White House party with her Palestinian terrorism cheerleader hubby.

By the way, joining Julie Myers in helping Chipotle cover its illegal alien ass, is Gregory Craig, Ted Kennedy’s close aide and confidant and the guy who was the lawyer for Elian Gonzalez’s father and the Castro Cuban Government.  And he was Barack Obama’s campaign and White House counsel.  Remember him?  Yup, you can tell a lot about the company Julie Myers and her new sugardaddy, Chipotle, keep.  And it stinks.

More about the corresponding price hike in Chipotle burritos, etc. to pay for Julie Myers new expense account and pay-off for looking the other way on Chipotle for YEARS!:

For the first time since the recession, Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. is raising its menu prices in the Northeast and Southeast over the next few weeks, with changes in other markets to follow, the company said. . . .

Chipotle previously said it would raise prices on its menu in the second half of the year because of food-cost inflation. But the chain is also under labor-cost pressures because of immigration probes at its restaurants in several states.. . .

In addition to higher food costs, the immigration probes required unexpected spending on hiring and training hundreds of new workers and implementing new technology for background checks. Those costs, combined with higher-than-usual promotional spending for its 8th anniversary, weighed on the shares when first-quarter earnings were announced.

Wow, that means Chipotle is paying The ICE Princess a good hunk of money. Poor John Wood. Hubby still doesn’t control the purse strings or the pants in the family.

New York City-area Chipotle restaurants increased prices by 50 cents last week, but lunchtime lines at two midtown Manhattan restaurants catering to office workers were still out the door.

I’ve used this analogy before, but it’s appropriate again, here. If you are a Chipotle customer (and I am not–not kosher, and too left-wing, plus knowingly hired illegal aliens instead of Americans), you are like the working-class, divorced guy with the bumper sticker on the back of his beat-up truck: “Divorce: the F—ing You Get for the F—ing You Got.” Except in this case it’s “Chipotle Higher Prices: The F—ing You Get From Julie Myers for the F—ing You Got From Her Open Borders.”

And the ICE Princess is laughing all the way to the bank with her second golden ticket in less than five years. It’s good to be related to the right people. Thanks, General Myers.

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17 Responses

Wow. So she is in charge of ICE while Chipotle uses an army of illegals to maximize their profits and build their franchise and then she gets a fat consulting job after she steps down. They don’t even try to hide it, the government has become so corrupt.

DS_ROCKS! on June 27, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Wow! that bitch was clueless when she visited our SAC office. I wonder if she ever has any answers or if she merely bullshits Chipolte whenever asked anything. I wonder how she fills her day?

notanEVSfan on June 27, 2011 at 10:19 pm

The one good thing about Julie Myers was she made for great comedy in all the funny posts Debbie wrote about her. I did miss that. But now she’s back!

JM on June 27, 2011 at 10:33 pm

Overprived burritos just got more overpriced.

The only reason I ever went back to Chipolte is because they are the only place in hundred miles that has Mr. Pibb.

ICE, ICE Baby, too Dumb... on June 27, 2011 at 11:00 pm

DS is fierce! I love the way she balls-out takes it to these elitist, American-ruining idiots. She tells it like it is and is NOT afraid to do it!

Gosh, how many of us know the “ICE Princess” type. A total geek, awkward as hell, but in a management position, goes hog wild in wielding her power and making up for being a weirdo, band-geek (with apologies to band geeks…at least they can play an instrument!) in high school that no one really liked.

I’d bet the farm this FRAUD is just like that!

As for Chipotle, I will NEVER give those FRAUDS my $$$. Behind every so-called “progressive” company is raging hypocrisy. Eff them!

Skunky on June 27, 2011 at 11:03 pm

That’s one restaurant I WON’T be frequenting.

Jon on June 28, 2011 at 12:13 am

If you eat there too often you become “Chi-portly”, to the point that you look like a “Chipot-potomus”. Many of the employees need to be “de-Chiported” since they’re illegals. Having sex there would be a “Chipot-lay”. Female homosexuals who dine there would be called “Chipotleses”.

CornCoLeo on June 28, 2011 at 1:40 am

I don’t buy that the prices went up because they are now hiring legal workers. They were paying illegals the same money. Probably paying upper management more including this no-nothing.

Jennifer on June 28, 2011 at 2:22 am

She can now warn them when they’re gonna get “raided” by i.c.e. (that’s another joke in itself) and broker a backroom deal like she and the infamous fat and ugly “Peppermint Patty” did during their “burning of Rome”, er, tenure at i.c.e. so Chipotle can slide out unscathed.

She must have taken some lessons from other i.c.e misfits of the past on how to wrangle a bogus stint after screwing the government and the agents who didn’t drink the kool aid.

IceNoMore on June 28, 2011 at 10:00 am

Wonder what kind of severance/retirement/benefit package she is getting from “we the people”? These government leeches only move on when the money train is in place.

ender on June 28, 2011 at 10:36 am

J, even if they were paying the same wages (which is doubtful), there are benefits that have to be paid for legals that don’t for illegals.

Little Al on June 28, 2011 at 11:34 am

I have eaten on Chipolte on a few occasions but that is because Chipolte was the only “mexican” food place where I used to work and the authentic places were closed during my grave shift. However, I can stay with the real stuff and not have to support illegal workers and definately not support Julie Myers. I just hate that such people can get hired just like that, while I have friends that are either not working or are just under employed. Just another reason to avoid Chipolte and stick to my local taco and burrito stand.

Mario on June 28, 2011 at 10:18 pm

The vast majority of DHS/CIS/CBP/ICE want nothing more than to do their jobs. The majority of tax paying American citizens demand we enforce our immigration laws. Buy as a student of history, I see these princess ass monkeys having an eventual fate of Nicolai Chauchesku, Benito Mussolini, Saddam, OBL and so on. The people will only take so much bullshit before they revolt. Janet Planet is embarrassing. I prayed things wuld return to normal when Doris Meissner departed. NEVER vote incumbent….

#1 Vato on June 29, 2011 at 12:41 am

Dang it. I love Chipotle. This is distressing, but what is more distressing is that somehow I wasn’t paying attention when the big business – big government gravy train rolled by.

gmartinz on June 29, 2011 at 10:54 pm

There’s a lot of skanks at ICE, especially HSI, that have risen to ASAC’s and above, that think that by virtue of thier pay grade that, for some mysterious reason, they are full of experience, wisdom and knowldege, when in reality they are just full of shit. Some manage (if it can be called that) through fear and intimidation, agents are forced to respect them or get a 90 day TDY on the SW border. So looking at the fact that shit rolls downhill, can you expect anything else from ICE? Just a bunch of incompetant Clowns waiting to leave ICE so that they can cash in. They just a bunch of squirrals in this world just trying to get a nut.

BroMan on July 3, 2011 at 4:24 pm

I didn t even had a clue of Chipotle existence or this Meyers woman,but I d say she is only the latest one we know of,there are many many politicians themselves or somehow connected to a politician who will take advantage of such position/connection in a heartbeat,and they all will say the hell with the consecuence….as far as Chipotle,I make it an issue not to shop at places where I know employers knowingly and willfully hire illegal people.

Juan on January 29, 2012 at 10:58 am

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