October 23, 2008, - 3:22 pm

Who Will Do The Job Some Americans a/k/a ICE Won’t Do?

By Debbie Schlussel
My late dad used to have a great saying, “Cast thy sh-t upon the waters,” a take on the Biblical “Cast thy bread upon the waters,” meaning the crap you spread to others will float back to you in multiples.
Sadly, the multiples of floating excrement are coming back to us and not those supposed to be the head honchos of enforcing immigration laws.
A few days ago, The ICE Princess a/k/a incompetent Immigration and Customs Enforcement Chieftess Julie L. Myers sent a mass e-mail to ICE agents, informing them about how some controversial former ICE employees got an award from President Bush.
But here’s the real award ICE deserves, the “Cast Thy Sh-t Upon the Waters” Award. When you read this story, you’ll see yet another reason why.
Thanks to the tip from reader Carla, who wrote, “From my local newspaper, The Sealy News, Austin County, Texas. Typical ICE, my tax dollars hard at work.”


A routine traffic stop along Interstate Highway 10 turned into a chase for officers with the Austin County Sheriff’s Office that ultimately ended in the arrest of six subjects from Guatemala.
The subjects were in the process of being transported from Mexico to the United States illegally, according to the ACSO.
The chase began after Sgt. Virgil Price stopped a vehicle along I-10. When he approached it, the vehicle took off. Eventually, officers found the vehicle, along with the six subjects in a ravine of the Little Bernard Creek, about 400 yards south of the interstate.
The vehicle – an old Jeep Cherokee – was reported stolen out of Houston and has been sent to the Houston Police Department for disposition. Although six subjects were found, two were not, including the coyote, or person who was getting paid to drive them into the country, according to Lt. Al Cordeiro. . . .
With several subjects under arrest, the ACSO contacted the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) office out of Houston to take the subjects into custody. But ICE decline to come pick up the illegal aliens, and they were subsequently released.
“We’ve run into this many times in the past,” Cordeiro said. “Unless you have 40 or 50 of them, (ICE) won’t bother coming to pick them up. (ICE) tells us to get their names and turn them loose.”

And the ACSO cannot hold the illegal aliens, so that is their only option. . . .
So the ACSO had no option but to release the six subjects, even though they entered the country illegally.

How many times have I written about this exact same story? Different location, same consequences, same ICE blow-off.
Exit question: So when does Julie “Blackface Expert” Myers get her bundle of floating waste?
Some time after December, let’s hope.
Oh, and when will something called immigration enforcement actually start happening in earnest? Don’t hold your breath for that to happen come January . . . no matter who occupies the White House.

4 Responses

This is not a new phenomenon! This was the standard action of the former INS. Now with the morons at the helm of this ship of fools (majority Legacy Customs) there is not even an understanding of what needs to be done and how! It’s gotten worse!

freefromice on October 23, 2008 at 9:53 pm

They should all be fired for deriliction of duty. The is BS this is Austin County? If this has anything to do with Austin,TX then they dont want to put them in jail or deport them. Sherriff Joe Arpaio in Maricopa County, Arizona never runs out, he has tent city. When they dont do their duty they are sworn it puts the population at risk.
With a COBRA-MA victory, nothing will stop his amnesty agenda. COBRA-MA knows this will guarantee 20 million new voters and there will be no doubt the Democrats will never lose a presidency for two generations.

californiascreaming on October 24, 2008 at 12:13 am

When will Americans learn that their corrupt politicians have sold and continue to sell them out? Julie was hired because her dad pulled strings with Bush. And in Bush admin, there is no acountability. As long as Saudis are happy, Bush is happy, no matter if Saudis murdsr Americans or illegals rob and rape Americans.
When it comes down to it, Americans are paying the peice first for electing Bush and then, for NOT impeaching him. As for those calling names liek commie/leftie/democrat/liberal or whatever, their is a lame attempt to protect the POTUS whose entire family has sold America out. Then again, everyone has a right to be mentally blind and stupid.

Alert on October 25, 2008 at 9:43 am

ICE has more problems than you could count. But problem #1 is horrible management. This starts with Chertoff and rolls downhill. The shit that is not cast upon the waters but in the the hill country of Travis County, Texas rolls downhill also. Over half of the ICE office of Investigations special agents came from U.S. Customs. These agents were used to conducting complex investigations and paid very well for doing it (well over $100,000 a year). But now most of those agents spend their time hanging in the office waiting to help bankrupt the next Pilgrims Pride. The ICE office of Detention and Removal has more stroke with Julie Meyers than the office of Investigations. DRO refuses to respond to calls from local law enforcement requesting assistance. So OI is responsible for going out and picking up these small smuggling loads. OI makes the claim that they are too busy but in fact, guys that make $132,000 a year just don’t get excited about being bus drivers and jailers. ICE is a train wreck because the politicians want it that way. ICE is the most obvious example of mediocre federal management gone wild. But believe me, this problem runs very deep within the federal bureaucracy. The U.S. is more at risk now than before 911. Democrats and Republicans are the root of this evil and our national security will continue to weaken until a viable third and/or fourth party becomes a real player in this “game” of life. Unfortunately it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. And even then in this country we have very short memories and learn nothing from recent or ancient history. We are paying the price today for the sins of both the Democrats & Republicans. There is not a dime’s worth of difference between these corrupt fools.

ParaLyzer on October 26, 2008 at 7:22 am

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