October 31, 2008, - 5:40 pm

Looks Like Bono Owes Rush Limbaugh An Apology

By Debbie Schlussel
In 2005, on his nationally syndicated radio talk show, Rush Limbaugh matter-of-factly said that rocker, faux-humanitarian, and now New York Times political columnist Bono had extramarital affairs and mistresses. He was discussing “ubersexuals”–slightly more macho metrosexuals–and cited Bono (and an alleged mistress).
Even though Limbaugh immediately apologized on the air, Bono was indignant to the nth about it and whined all over the mainstream media, insisting that he’s remained faithful to and in love with his high school sweetheart, wife Ali Hewson.
But, in fact, Rush was right all along. It’s just that Bono was never exposed . . . until now. It’s a story broken by Britain’s Daily Mail. The proof is in the . . . Facebook, where pictures have surfaced of Bono vacationing in St. Tropez with two 19-year-old (some accounts say they are 18, as in barely legal) bikini-clad (in ho-sparkle hued silver-sequined bikinis), um, “friends” of his sitting in his lap. Here are the photos of Bono on vacation with his teen skanks, Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson.:


“Saint” Bono and His “Just Friends”


Still “Just Friends”

U2’s front man Bono (Sir Paul Hewson) has recently been spotted vacationing in St. Tropez with some young girls; 18-year old Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson.
While prepping for the trip, Andrea posted the following message to friends: “So Bono and Simon called me yesterday and they arrived in Cannes today, so looks like we’ll have a plan! :)”
Sir Bono met up with the girls at Playboys Playground, then off to Nikki Beach Bar and then a private yacht where more fun and pictures ensued.
Some photos of the bikini wearing beauties snuggling up to 48-year old Bono surfaced on Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson’s Facebook page. The girls were snapped sitting on Bono’s lap, cuddling and wearing his signature hat.

But not to worry. The two teen girls scantily dressed in bikinis and taking up residence in Bono’s lap at an exotic foreign locale where his wife isn’t, are “just friends”.
Uh-huh. “Just friends” . . . with “benefits.”
Yup, Bono owes Rush an apology. As with his comments about Donovan McNabb’s overhyped quarterbacking skills, Rush was right about Bono’s mistresses.
See, he told you so. And I’ve repeatedly warned you, too. As we’ve both noted, “Saint” Bono ain’t no saint.
Here’s a little appropriate old school video musical accompaniment, courtesy of Oran “Juice” Jones (‘memba him?):

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20 Responses

LOL at the video. Ragarding Bono-I have him and U.S. soliders( I am including all members of the military not just Army) as heroes. If this is true, than I guess I’m left with soldiers. I could think of worse things

mindy1 on November 1, 2008 at 7:08 am

I’m surprised he wasn’t caught with a couple of dudes.

samurai on November 1, 2008 at 10:25 am

Debbie, I’m on Bono’s side here. Rush is fat and talks too slow and shouldn’t talk about other people’s marriages. If Mrs. Bono wants to stick around, it’s not his job to spill the beans. Maybe Rush missed the memo: Bro’s before ho’s.

Anonymous1 on November 1, 2008 at 12:22 pm

Would this be the same Rush Limbaugh that’s been divorced three times?

No Pasaran! on November 1, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Forget Bono. An Oran Juice Jones reference. That was soooo back in the day. WOW!! Seems like another lifetime. Could an Al B Sure, Lisa Lisa reference be around the corner?

californiascreaming on November 1, 2008 at 6:58 pm

Hey, Deb, come on! You KNOW Bono is not up to ANYTHING inappropriate in those pics! Why, he’s wearing a ROSARY around his neck! 😉

gunjam on November 1, 2008 at 11:49 pm

Boner is a no-talent joke, foisted upon the unintelligent masses like Hopra and Dr Phil. When will it end? Idiots have made the man rich beyond reason, forcing him to believe he’s significant. The young babes are a fashion statement, much like voting for Hobama is for those who listen to his drivel. Or music, for that matter.

spiffo on November 2, 2008 at 1:01 am

I never did understand why rich/famous rockers get married. It’s tough enough just being a regular Joe with a 9 to 5 job keeping a marriage going. Also, thanks for the vid. It was a nice trip down memory lane.

sirsurfalot on November 2, 2008 at 9:04 am

Wow! Shades of Gary Hart and “Monkey Business.”

Carl on November 2, 2008 at 1:41 pm

mindy1 (or anyone),
Why would you have considered Boner as a hero?
He’s a musician, not a hero. The day he sells all he has, or even 50%, and gives it to the poor, then we’ll consider heroism.
Anybody with millions upon millions like Boner can make statements about emotional causes. What’s heroic about pleading for the poor with the solution being for us (def not HIM) to give them OUR money?
Being a liberal is the highest form of cowardice, not a bit of heroism involved. It’s always “for the chilllllldren” or “for the environment”, claiming the high ground. That’s easy for any dead fish to swim downstream on those issues.
Boner looks like he’s living the high life with the babes to me.
Don’t forget, charity begins at home.

Jeff_W on November 3, 2008 at 9:07 am

Are we talking about this yacht?
This same $20,000,000.00 yacht?

guitarguy on November 3, 2008 at 9:14 am

The problem isn’t Bono, that piece of filth, but the idiot President to invites him to the White House for “talks”. Yes, the problem is Bush– that coward and dry drunk who couldn’t say to Bono, “thanks, but no thanks for your ridiculous advice, keep your nose our of our business and throw your OWN money away in Africa”.
But no, Bush had to grovel to Bono. Bush is a disgrace.

lexi on November 3, 2008 at 9:32 am

looks like Mick Jagger AND Bono are having alot more interesting and better life than you.

lolwut on November 3, 2008 at 10:41 am

If they’re 18 its legal.
Nothing we can say or do.
We know Bono is scum, but tell that to those who invite this fool…

sheik yer'mami on November 4, 2008 at 3:27 am

Boner, to me, looks like a classic closet homo. He has that “look” about him.

Thee_Bruno on November 4, 2008 at 2:19 pm

You’re all stupid. While this photo might not look good for Bono (I know it wouldn’t look good to my wife.), it’s hardly a smoking gun establishing that he has committed adultery. Without confirmation of the context that goes with this photo, one cannot draw any legitimate conclusions. If he’s trying to have and hide affairs, taking pics w/teenies isn’t the best strategy. The girls saying they’re just friends is actually pretty good evidence. Most girls that would sleep w/Bono (a married man) and had pictures hanging out w/him, wouldn’t hesitate to brag.

Lastly, DS, on what do you base your moral stance on “cheating”? I’m guessing the Bible? The same source that tells us that adultery is immoral tells us that divorcing and remarrying, unless your spouse has cheated, _is_ adultery. So bag the holier-than-thou support for the hypocritical, divorcing, drug using, negative talking Rush Limbaugh.

Matthew 19: 8,9 8 Jesus replied, “Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. 9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

Matthew 7:5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

Perry Mason on November 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm

since when is taking a picture with 2 girls cheating on your wife? WTF.

Bono has always stayed faithful to Ali since they were married.
He has admitted and wrote a song about having sex with another
girl when he was 18 and him and Ali took a break. Other then that… he hasnt. He is VERY christan and I dont think he has ever even though about it. Him and Ali are very close. I think you guys need to stay out of Bono’s business.
Its a picture. Not a sex tape. Hes fully clothes.. hes not even
wearing swimming shorts.. like f**k, get your facts straight.

Leanna on December 13, 2009 at 1:55 am

OH and spiffo,
YOU KNOW NOTHING. Bono has no talent?
LMFAO thats really funny.. see u2 live before you ever say
that again.

Leanna on December 13, 2009 at 1:57 am

If any of you pinheads really think that Bono has been faithful to Ali since he was 18, you are crazy! C’mon people…wake up!

Leeann on July 23, 2010 at 1:17 pm

You idiots. The photos are obviously posed. Look at how they’re hamming it up in the pics. It’s a joke and its on those of you buying into the crap that spews from Rush’s blowhole.

Chris Morehouse on September 18, 2010 at 9:27 am

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