November 21, 2008, - 3:17 pm

About the New DHS Secretary: HILARIOUS Videos of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel
My biggest problems with Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano, Barack Obama’s pick to head Homeland Security, are that she’s for amnesty for illegal aliens and she’s not a cop. You need an experienced law enforcement guy to run Homeland Security, not yet another lawyer, as she is. And while her borders were overrun by illegal aliens, she vetoed certain tougher laws on illegal aliens (while signing others that were tough on American businesses who help them) and didn’t do much to help ranchers and farmers on her southern border, some with 500 illegal aliens running through them on a daily basis.
Ray Kelly, though not ideal, would have been better than this legal retread. She is not an improvement over Michael “Serpenthead/Mr. Burns” Chertoff. Just more of the same, except for one thing: she’s apparently a semi-closeted lesbian. And, unless she comes out completely in the open, it’s sort of a national security issue. Don’t ask, don’t tell really isn’t an option when her suspected homosexuality can be used against her, since she continues to deny it. Janet, I think the Women’s Sports Foundation haircut and Dinah Shore Classic comfortable shoes kinda gave it away. (Gee, this really is a remake of Clinton-Camelot: Clinton had two ineffective lesbian lawyers, Janet Reno and Donna Shalala, and this is the first of likely several for Obama.)
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


In any event, I asked Jedi Master of PhotoShop, David Lunde of Lundesigns, to make me this depiction, above, of our next top chick in law enforcement. And here are a couple of videos, both of which are hilarious, at least for the first half (warning: suggestive situations):

Ch-ch, ch-ch, ch-ch . . . .

7 Responses

“Women’s Sports Foundation haircut”
LOL, you crack me up.

KrazyKafir on November 21, 2008 at 4:59 pm

Very nice. Hope she does SOMETHING good. If I hadn’t worked in state and military positions I’d be more surprised at the idiots out there making it to the top levels.

Hardtimes on November 21, 2008 at 5:37 pm

The phony conservatives will probably think this is a great choice. After all, they are raving about Hillary as Sec. of State. A great way to win back political power and present a principled alternative to BHO.

c f on November 21, 2008 at 9:17 pm

Let’s be real—Homeland “Security” is a Newspeak creation under the so-called ‘Patriot’ Act…Barack is the second coming of JFK[?]…unlike Reagan—y’all SCARED of the CHANGE that’s a comin’ huh???

EminemsRevenge on November 21, 2008 at 11:48 pm

I have friends in the Minuteman Movement in Arizona and they tell me Janet Napolitano is going to be for wide open borders. She fought all the legislation designed to crack down on the open borders in Arizona.
She was against Prop 200 and even appealed it after Arizonians passed it with a huge majority. She lost thankfully.
She is another close friend of cankles and an acquaintance, who is a homo, worked on her campaign committee..In other words, she is bad news for keeping our borders secure and Illegal immigration.
She may even be worse than the current administration and more than likely will be like Doris Meisner.

ScottyDog on November 22, 2008 at 1:54 pm

J.NO is just as incompetent and unqualified as COBRAMA. She fought Sheriff Joe Arpaio earlier this year because he wouldnt stop the sweeps of illegals in Maricopa County. He was making a dent on illegals regarding drop houses and deporting all those that came through his jails. Made a tent city a model of how to deal with overcrowded jails. This stopped catch and release in Maricopa County. J.NO and Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon got together and tried to cut funding for his department. Literally putting the community at risk to try and stop him from doing sweeps. I think she is worst thing for Homeland Security. J.NO will stop the little amount of sweeps happening at the worksite. She will leave the doors open for 4 years. Unfortunately more illegals, corruption and methamphetamines will be coming through the border. Also drug cartels are getting more and more brazen operating on this side of the border. Smuggling humans is just as big a business as drugs now.
One good thing about her getting that job is now Arizona will have a Republican governor with more crackdowns at the state level on illegals at the worksite and hopefully they will fully fund Sheriff Joe. If the Republicans play their cards right they can make Arizona a model on how to deal with illegal immigration at the state level.

californiascreaming on November 22, 2008 at 8:40 pm

Debbie, it’s only worth outing someone if they are Republican. There’s no money in outing the Dems. Anyway, I’m still recovering from that picture of Linda Sanchez and her alleged bf, but it got me to thinking. If we had a child together it would be ‘legitimate’ by Jewish law, regardless of our marriage status, right?

shleppy on November 23, 2008 at 12:56 am

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