March 29, 2012, - 2:28 pm

Obama’s Immigration Agency, Avoiding Immigration Enforcement, Creates Phony Air Bag Scare – Abu Moskowitz Alert

By Debbie Schlussel

As you know, Barack Hussein Obama’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency no longer enforces our nation’s immigration laws.  ICE won’t arrest any illegal aliens, unless the aliens are certified Islamic terrorists (and even then, don’t hold your breath).  And, so, the aimless, useless agency has to create a purpose to justify its existence and stop people from wondering what the agency actually does while illegal aliens have free rein of America.  Enter Brian Moskowitz a/k/a “Abu Mosque-owitz”, Michigan/Ohio Special Agent in Charge and favored pandering son to the inept Barack Obama officials “running” ICE (into the ground).  He and his ICE cronies in charge have created a phony new scare:  stolen, dangerous air bags in your car coming to kill you like the bed that swallowed Johnny Depp in “Nightmare on Elm Street.”  Yup, that should take your mind off of the illegal aliens roaming the streets.



ICE’s Brian Moskowitz (Right) w/ Palestinian Terrorist Imad Hamad: Ignore the Illegal Aliens b/c Your Airbags Will Kill Ya

(Jihadist Security Artwork by Fred Taub/Boycott Watch)

ICE agents told me it’s total BS and warned me about the story, which aired last night, on Detroit’s NBC affiliate.  They know that ICE jock-sniffer Mark Santia, a “regurgitater,” er . . . reporter, is hungry for any ratings-getting, national-security-esque-sounding scare.  And they know he’ll do Moskowitz’s bidding.  And, like clockwork last night, the overpaid Moskowitz–who makes over $250,000 per year in salary and benefits–went on TV to scare us about how our airbags might be stolen and explode in our faces with “projectiles.”  (Unlike his many extremist Muslim buddies who would never create anything that would explode with projectiles.)

Again, agents know this story is total baloney, as does Abu M.  But he desperately craves media attention . . . and a raison d’etre, beyond using his agency as an extra-marital “dating” (euphemism) service and source for free halal shawarmeh and falafel at Islamo-pandering dinners.  If you watch the video (which the idiots at Channel 4 won’t make embed-able, so you have to click on the link), you’ll see that even Moskowitz doesn’t take the story seriously.  He’s oddly smiling and blushing the whole time while talking about these dangerous air bags that will eat us up and steal our children.  He knows that he’s oozing fertilizer, and the story is trumped up (by him) in turning tricks for media whoredom.

This guy is a joke, and his agents hate him almost to a man (and woman).  I’ve represented some of his agents against him in legal matters.  And, like a poisonous snake crossing my path, I often see the pretentious schmuck (who lives in one of  Michigan’s wealthiest neighborhoods) at “Plum Market,” Detroit’s supermarket for the rich and famous (where a mere pint of gourmet ice cream can cost ten bucks or more and you can find organic Kishu Mandarin oranges at $9.99 a pound).  He’s usually driving his government vehicle and buying alcohol–against company rules (for which he’s disciplined others–do as he says, not as he does).  His agency and agents have taken to calling him Abu M (even at ICE Headquarters in Washington)–because of this site–and “Moskot-ts” because of his pandering to Muslim political correctness, all-around weak character, and obnoxious behavior.  Not sure if he used his G-ride when he reportedly visited the ADL, asking them to help him sue me for exercising my First Amendment rights about him.


And, now he’s telling us to have nightmares over our airbags, because he and his agency refuse to enforce immigration laws and cause the real nightmares facing America. Not sure how faulty airbags have anything to do with ICE’s ever-evolving amorphous mission. But, hey, it gets Moskowitz on TV and gets you thinking he and his agency are actually doing something of note, instead of sitting at desks enjoying life while illegal aliens have no fear of ever being arrested anymore.

Yup, Illegal aliens are having the last laugh.  And, trust me, they ain’t worried about rogue airbags.  They know it’s BS, just as Moskowitz does.

ICE . . . we protect you from air bags gone gangsta!  And so does Abu Moskowitz.

But not much else.

I guess when you are airheads and windbags, you mix them up and think your an expert in airbags.



Michigan/Ohio ICE SAIC Abu Moskowitz @ Superbowl XL in 2006:

What Me Worry About Illegal Aliens?

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26 Responses


Isn’t that the job of the Transportation Safety Board or whoever the heck regulates federal motor vehicle safety standards?

As far I know, its not part of ICE’s job description.

NormanF on March 29, 2012 at 2:40 pm

LMFAO while shaking my head. Just when I thought this agency has reached it’s all time low they lower the bar once again. Abu M just takes after everyone in HQ…do as I say, not as I do but let’s squash the working guy in the field if he misquotes $5 on his travel voucher.

Glad I’m rid of that cluster…never looked back.

IceNoMore on March 29, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Actually the stolen “airbag” problem has been an issue that predates ICE/HSI by about 20 years (since they were invented); scumbag auto repair shops are most of the culprits, and the NICB can tell you that. Talk about “regurgitation” may be Mr. Mousekivitz went to some seminar and finally “learned” about it, and now wants to make it a “federal” case. The truth is unless an agent has worked stolen/exported vehicle cases they wouldn’t know about it and couldn’t care less about it, too busy doing the bullshit immigration work you see. Looks like this is another case of a Clown agent/manager going to a seminar/training session, and then !Voila! they are an “expert in that field” and you had better listen to what they say because they have the Clown SAC’s full support. Mr. Mouskievitz has always had a penchant for getting his porcupine head in the media; as a DSAC in Chicago he was notorious for bobbling around the press conferences held by other agencies (in which ICE played a very minor role, usually just placing a detainer. His boss in Chicago, a POS SAC that thought she was the “Hoprah” of ICE because of the way she handed out GS 14-15’s to the most ridiculous, incompetent, Clowns (like Hoprah used to give away cars), is directly responsible for this Clown to be where he’s at today. That POS SAC’s legacy lives on through her selections at that office. Think of hims as the “Al Sharpton” of ICE.

MF Jones on March 29, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    I live in a wonderful small town in Western Minnesota. My car dealership picks up my cars from my office, while I am working, does oil changes and service stuff, then returns them to my office. I am a very fortunate man. (In this, and many, many other ways.)

    I wish this clown would go catch terrorists as I doubt my dealership would allow exploding air bags in my cars.

    Occam's Tool on March 29, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Great minds think alike. I keep thinking of the Israel Police parody recruitment commercial!

    Its line applies equally well to ICE: “We get paid for doing nothing. Great job and great benefits and if you need help, look out for yourself.”

    “Oh and please call -1-800-BUP-ABGS while you’re at and know you can always watch ICE’s back!”

    NormanF on March 29, 2012 at 5:23 pm

If Abu M is so concerned about illegal airbags, why doesn’t he go arrest the one in the White House?

Jarhead on March 29, 2012 at 3:42 pm

What a scum(air)bag that jackass is. I especially cringed when he says “I know times are tough…” like a slithery, loathesome, smug, condescending jackass with a plum “gub-mint” job and all his perks, commenting on “the little” people and their “tough times.”

DS_ROCKS! on March 29, 2012 at 3:54 pm

@MF Jones

Besides the “bullshit immigration work”, they’re not doing the bullshit customs work either (unless you believe that busting fake t-shirt vendors at the Super Bowl and NASCAR events or making sure your bullshit ROI’s are national security material). They don’t work dope, ag felons, or any of the like. I talk to my old friends at other agencies and they can’t get ICE off their incompetent asses to do anything!

Pathetic agency headed by pathetic inbred finalists. Hard to see the mission with a glazed doughnut look smeared over your face. Starts in HQ…as Debbie says, “The fish rots from the head down.”

IceNoMore on March 29, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    La Migra didnt even have “ROIs” after all why write one, they don’t speak no English no way; and there was no “evidence custodian”, no need for that neither; just keep it in your desk drawer until somebody akses for it. Immigration had very good bus drivers though, cause when you hear them talk about them good old days about deporting illegal aliens back to Mexico by the bus loads, and single handedly, you have to admire that type of agent work and all of this was done in time for a leisurely lunch AND strill go home by 3:00 pm; undercover? Just send in a Mexican speaking agent to buy some fake green cards, no problemo; wired? “we don’t need so estinkin wires, my word is good enough” Customs was fine until bullshit immigration came into the house like a bastard adopted kid nobody wanted. 🙂

    MF Jones on March 29, 2012 at 6:53 pm


      I can’t read this site without you spouting off about how immigration sucks. Debbie’s point was about how we are chasing bullshit cases rather than enforcing immigration law. Abu M, one of your boys, another “Clown” spawned from your beloved Customs agency leading the most recent charge towards irrelevancy. Thankfully he is here to protect us all from airbags. Not that all these cases don’t have value on some level, but in Detroit that’s a priority, really?

      Just for the record, to refute your lies and the odd chance someone might believe them, INS did Memorandums of Investigation for every arrest, surveillance, or consequential discovery of evidence or information. They were then compiled either in narrative or abstract format into a case ROI. Of course, someone with even an iota of investigative skill would have learned or known this since the merger, but then again, why would we assume you possess even that.

      I know right now you’re probably nestled into bed, caressing your Lucite encased Customs badge, pining for the good old days when you wore the parachute pants and pastel shirts and thought you were the second coming of Miami Vice. When you’re done masturbating to your own memory, you might want to get over yourself and get to work.

      Poor you and your six figure salary and hatred for all that is/was La Migra. Meanwhile we do less immigration work and more Customs related work in this agency than since the merger, but let’s make sure MF feels good about himself and his job. Because after all, we’re not here for national security, but simply to make sure your work life is fulfilling.

      please on March 29, 2012 at 8:18 pm

        Talk about getting off topic…Judging from the selection of words and phrases you use in response to my posting it is apparent that you have some sort of deviate oral/anal fixation paranoia that is triggered anytime someone rightfully criticizes all of that bullshit immigration work and your beloved immigration. Do you have sexual fantasies about Don Johnson, et al, and had to repress fantasies about Miami Vice because pastel colored clothing don’t go with shit kickers, dirt t-shirts, greasy jeans, and a red neck? You were in the closet, weren’t you? A-files are not case files, anyone in immigration had access to them, and they were full of bullshit immigration paperwork, some faded “memorandums” as you call them, yeah a lot of “work” but mostly administrative, immigration clerks had a hard time adjusting to actually writing ROI’s, they weren’t used to putting facts down in a report form, not a memo. Tough shit if you don’t like what I write, and I will continue to write, so we can get personal if you’d like, as in does your wife mind the Miami Vice stuff? (Catch my drift pal?) Deal with it…put your MIami Vice Complete Season BluRay Collection on, cuddle up with…whomever…relax and enjoy; or is it the SWAT BluRay Collection? And tomorrow at work fantasize about all of those cool guys busting criminals in all of those 45 minute episodes(in your case Chipotle Juan), and then go home by 3:00. But I’d rather stick to the subject at hand; immigration is all bullshit.

        MF Jones on March 30, 2012 at 11:54 am

          Off topic you say? You may want may want to acquaint yourself with this article’s title: Avoiding Immigration Enforcement

          Have your opinions, I am fine with anyone saying immigration work is bullshit, I just disagree with that position. My problem with you and your ilk are the lies on a public forum. Portraying immigration agents as a bunch of uneducated slackers that couldn’t complete an ROI to save their own ass is a lie. Your opinion on immigration, the agents that did/do the work, and your bloated opinion of self are the same problems our senior career leadership have, and why there is an article like this describing how we pursue airbags over illegals.

          I don’t like to impugn the reputation and work of my legacy Customs brethren, I have too much respect for them and their present and past efforts. Guys like you on the other hand are the ones truly wrapped up in a fantasy, one of the famed “Customs Elite”, legends and superheroes of your own mind. Guys like you have single handedly won the war on drugs, stopped
          nFL jersey trafficking in its tracks, rounded up every fake Rolex, seized every penny of bulk cash smuggled…..what’s that, you say, drug use, counterfeiting, and money laundering weren’t stopped between 1789 and 2003? You must have been failures then, a bunch of ass clowns.

          In fairness to all those that did do great work under USCS, I know their work kept things from being worse than they are. Just as those at INS did. Unlike you though, no one I know is thinking of the glory days of INS, like I have said before, there were no such days. But as long as you get on here, lie about and insult people who worked just as hard as you and your colleagues did, you can expect a response. My advice to you: tear up your old press clippings, you wrote them anyway, mourn for the loss of your old agency-but after nine years, get over it already, remember your past but celebrate your future, and most importantly…..try to get over your smug, self-satisfied, and arrogant self. I know the last suggestion will be most difficult and unlikely, yet hope exists for all, even you MF 🙂

          Please on March 30, 2012 at 2:52 pm

“Not sure if he used his G-ride when he reportedly visited the ADL, asking them to help him sue me for exercising my First Amendment rights about him.”

Question DS, did the ADL caterd to him and went along with his BS garbage on trying to sue you or did the ADL turned down his demands on sueing you for lord knows what. Debbie, I’ve been on this blog for nearly three years, and I’ve read all of you’re archive articles, and so far til this point I’ve NEVER seen you written an article on which either Mr. Moskowitz or anyone sued you for libel, etc., and you’ve said in the past DS that you’ve NEVER been sued for defamation, libel, etc., because to you’re own credit DS, when you write stories and link articles on this blog of yours, you back it all up with facts and evidence, and there is NO need for anyone to sue another person if their telling the whole truth about them.

And that’s why we need “Tort-Reform” in this country, it’ll stop EMS chasing attorney’s and the ilks Brian Moskowitz of sueing or threatening to sue people for lord knows what and get rid of “junk-lawsuits” in this country.

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on March 29, 2012 at 4:36 pm


the ADL have had their share of severe loser moments, as they are run by Leftys.

Occam's Tool on March 29, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Exactly Occam’s, the ADL is runned by “kapos” and Debbie has written a few articles about them in the past on this blog and called them out for NOT doing nothing to help her and come to her defense when some muslim folks in this country emailed her death threats, rape threats, torture threats, etc. That group is a “lobbying” group that’s in it for themselves and themselves only, kinda similar to organized religion.

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on March 29, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Abu Moskowitz is one of the biggest, fattest (figuratively), over-indulgent pigs slobber-chugging from the gubmint trough. I am just waiting for the day when this hallucinating hack and clown gets his just desserts.

It’s even more important because he is suppose to be behind the scenes making sure our (or Ohio/Michigan) safety needs are met and the Gubmint is working as efficiently, seriously with all the valour good citizens would expect. FAIL!

In Boston, there was a hack’s hack named (Fat) Matt Amorello. He worked just for the Dept. of Transportation but many citizens like me actively prayed and wished and wished the idiot would get fired…and in the most embarrassing way EVER. We could practically taste it. THEN when he was finally driven out, strangely enough, his life took on a very tragic and sad turn that most of us felt he paid a little TOO much. After all was said and done some felt he had paid even more than we thought he would.

Well, I wish TRIPLE that on Abu Moskowitz! I’d love to see him in Fat Matt’s place!
It’s just gotta happen! Fat Matt paid maybe too much but there will NOT be a too much with Abu Moskowitz!!!

Skunky on March 29, 2012 at 5:18 pm

debbie i worked for jerks like abu puke face and had to hire a lawyer and sue the bums and i won a large stttlement from them.i never believe any thing that this rehime says because of there attack on toyota mortor ciompany.the rino lahood was blabing about run away toyotas that could not be stopped with the brakes.this is pure bull shit because there is not a car on the street whos engine can over power the brakes.nobody has been able to reproduce the run away car crap on any of the toyotas because it is just a big hoax to try and give toyota a bad name while they try to help government motors.if any one ever tells you their car ran away and the brakes didn’t work you know they are lying.

BRUCE on March 29, 2012 at 5:27 pm

ICE is spending most of their time and a lot of money trying to re-brand investigations as HSI, Homeland Security Investigations. I think they should have gone with SSDD.

Bonzer Wolf on March 29, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Even if faulty airbags are being marketed, that’s the responsibility of the better business bureau, not the ICE.

Have you heard about the new law that requires all cars to have airbags, except the ones driven by politicians? They’re airbags already.

Miranda Rose Smith on March 30, 2012 at 1:54 am

Debbie is the best. I put her Website/blog on the ‘homescreen’ of my iPhone.

CruXsader on March 30, 2012 at 3:04 am

leticia olalia morales of 15501 pasadena ave #h tustin ca 92780 submitted fake documents and 5000 dollars to a person name sandman at the US embassy in manila. she also submitted fake employment records to obtain a work visa. Her husband carlos b. morales also submitted fake documents (land titles and bank statements) to obtain a tourist visa. Her son carlo iii also used such and helped 2 other people to obtain a US tourist visa.

ronb on March 30, 2012 at 6:35 am

@ ronb

This is the second time you’ve posted this….so what’s your point?

IceNoMore on March 30, 2012 at 11:16 am

I often wonder, what hapenned to American ingenuity !!!! They now act in a retarded way. Why??? May G-d bless this land and protect it with his grace.

Gamal R. Scharoubim on March 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm

It really is too bad that HSI wouldn’t be able to multitask and protect us from exploding diarrhea of the mouth douchebags like MF Jones. via tomar no cu filho da mae

nadie on March 31, 2012 at 7:18 pm

@MF Jones…

You stated customs (I use small case because you’re little people) was “fine” before immigration came into the picture. Yeah they were “fine” alright…”F**cked up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional”!

“customs, customs don’t be blue…Tinker was a fairy too!”

IceNoMore on April 3, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Cute responses from the mental midgets that post on here and expect foo-foo, fuzzy feeling platitudes, and yes-man responses from everyone. If you don’t like what you read then stop reading this blog. It’s like telling DS to stop criticizing DHS/ICE, Mousekiewitz, John “Moron”, etc., because you “can’t read this site without you spouting off about how immigration sucks.” Immigration blows from a long time ago, it’s just more in the news now because of the merger into DHS/ICE, it’s a handicap to legacy Customs, and it’s the laughing stock of federal agencies, the Peter Principle at work and thriving.

Sorry, gots to go process Chipotle Juan’s little brother for deportation (the restaurant busboy), then release him on his signature that he promises to show up for deportation in 30 days, the SWAT team took him down as he was mopping the floors, quite a sight all tactical and shit, I’m impressed. 🙂

MF Jones on April 17, 2012 at 1:06 pm

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