April 1, 2009, - 11:28 am

Absurd Lawsuit Settlement of the Day: College Soccer Chicks Get $450K for Being “Seduced” by Coach–Tax Funded

By Debbie Schlussel
Two women’s soccer players at tax-funded Central Michigan University will get $225,000 each for having willing, long-term sexual relationships with their soccer coach, Tony DiTucci, in a settlement with the school. And they didn’t even file their lawsuit yet.
And, no, these two soccer sluts weren’t “forced” or “pressured” into it. Incredibly, their lawyer, Jennifer Salvatore, has the chutzpah to say that they had long-term sleeping arrangements with their coach because of his “skilled manipulation and seduction.” Is that code for “he was hot” or “he was good in bed”? I’ll have to check my sexual harassment litigation jihad dictionary and get back to you.
HUH? Taxpayers are paying this because some easy women were repeatedly “conned” into the sheets by a lothario and then found out they were part of a greater harem?


Yes, the relationship was probably inappropriate because he’s their coach, but these women are adults who willingly–of their own volition–slept with their 35-year-old coach. So why are taxpayers footing the bill? At over 200K apiece, I’d say these “soccer players” are the highest paid call girls on record. Nice work if you can get it. I only wish the mainstream media would have the guts to print the names of these $225,000-priced soccer prostitutes. I hear the hard-working girls walking the street on Detroit’s Eight Mile Road want to get in on the act.
For the record, the coach says the women came on to him.
Hmmm . . . where are all the feminists who claim women are independent beings who can make their own decisions without being vulnerable to men? Perhaps wishing they could laugh all the way to the bank with these soccer players who took advantage of Title IX feminist baloney . . . and their coach–and are laughing all the way to the bank.
Central Michigan said “it was in the ‘best interest’ of the players and the university to make a deal before a lawsuit was filed.”
Uh-huh. Sure it was. The payin’ is easy, when the money ain’t yours.
He Said, Multiple Scorned Shes Said. You pay.

4 Responses

Stupid girls-i thought the point of feminism was to show that women and girls could make their own choices. this is nothing but buyers remorse, and they should not get a penny.

mindy1 on April 1, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Another edition of “Girls in Women’s Bodies”. They finally realize reality. They are having SEX!! She comes to the conclusion: “There is no RELATIONSHIP. He just wants my body! I gave it up!”
Like mindy1 said its buyer’s remorse.
So parents don’t raise their daughter to discern sex between love. Parent’s don’t raise their children to give into indulgences and temptation. Now the taxpayers foot the bill.
Or just maybe he “converted” two lesbian soccer players and they are furious about their screwed identity and want compensation calling it rape so they can still say they are lesbian to the rest of their lesbian sisterhood.

californiascreaming on April 1, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Should read “discern between sex and love”
should read “Parents don’t raise their children NOT to give into indulgences….”

californiascreaming on April 1, 2009 at 5:36 pm

The college should not be settling with anyone!
This is a crime against the “TAX PAYERS”!
Call “Acorn” in, this is a big Bonus/Payday, where is the outrage? Just kick all three off campus!
They are all adults, just get Hollyweird to do a reality show own them.
“Put ME in Coach” lol!

USMC1962 on April 2, 2009 at 6:47 am

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