June 11, 2012, - 1:41 am

Helwig & the Angry Inch: Border Patrol Agents Beat Up Woman Who Asks Them to Stop Their Public Oral Sex (VIDEO)

By Debbie Schlussel

Why do Border Patrol agents arrogantly engage in oral sex in public and beat up a woman who asks them to stop? Because they know they can and will likely get away with it. A long while ago, I told you about Jennifer Sedgebeer, an ICE agent who–along with her cop boyfriend–handcuffed a woman to a hot tub and tried to forced her to perform oral sex on them. Now, it’s two San Diego-area Border Patrol agents who beat up a woman after she asked them to stop the illicit sex act because she paid good money to see a “Cirque du Soleil” performance and wanted to watch the show in non-distracted dignity. The agents in question are Kallie Helwig and Gerald Torello, Jr., and the woman who complained now has black-and-blue marks and other bruises because she dared ask them to have a tiny bit of class. Sure sounds like “Homeland Security” to me. Call it, “Helwig & the Angry Inch” (a take-off on the transvestite musical and movie, “Hedwig & the Angry Inch”). Both of these two should be on the sex offender registry and out of a job (as any non-government worker would be), but it’s not a stretch to say they’ll remain employed by Uncle Sam, just like Ms. Sedgebeer did. Truly disgusting and despicable, and it’s probably what these two animals are doing in the Border Patrol vehicles when they are on duty and supposed to be “patrolling” the border (and illegal aliens are laughing all the way into the U.S. interior).


Helwig & the Angry Inch: Agent Kallie Helwig Will Beat You Up if You Interrupt her Public “Border Patrolling” of a Guy’s Crotch

An investigation is under way following allegations that two Border Patrol agents engaged in a sex act in public and attacked a woman who asked the pair to stop.

The incident occurred at a Cirque du Soleil show in Del Mar on May 27.

According to San Diego sheriff’s investigators, the pair was identified as Border Patrol agents Kallie Helwig and Gerald Torello, Jr.

Witnesses allege Helwig performed oral sex on Torello as they watched the show in the audience. One witness says she asked the couple to stop and claims they got very angry.

“While I’m watching her, she’s staring at me and she’s throwing punches in the air. And you can hear the guy saying, ‘You can take her, babe. I got your back,’” the unidentified woman said.

The witness claims the male agent held her while the woman punched her in the face.

What a disgrace. Haven’t these two morons ever heard of getting a room? You stay classy. Maybe they’ll use the Tiger Woods BS “sex addict” defense and claim it as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act, so you can pay their salaries while they “get help” and keep their jobs. (If it had been gay oral sex, Janet Napolitano and her Homeland Security gay mafia would probably give them a promotion.)

Most Border Patrol agents are good people (with the exception of a few such as Nader Aoude, the Hezbollah-supporting Shi’ite Muslim affirmative action case who starred in “All-American Muslim”). Schmucks like these two defame them and all federal law enforcement agents who work in immigration and border enforcement (or try to, given the Obama administration welcome mat for illegals).

If I were current Al-Qaeda chief Ayman Al-Zawahiri, I’d include the video clip news story on Kallie Helwig & the Angry Inch to add some zip(per) to my recruitment video.

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53 Responses

Sounds like these 2 got their inspiration from BJ and Monica

Infidel on June 11, 2012 at 2:26 am

And don’t ask about what goes on at the Post Office. Does anyone see any opportunities for deficit-cutting here?

Little Al on June 11, 2012 at 7:07 am

this story is disgusting…ty Debbie for exposing it on here…these imbeciles are a disgrace to authorities in the US…I hope they get fired, punished and sent to jail, it’s the very least they deserve.
One criticism to your story, if you allow me: please refrain from comparing the behaviour of these morons to animals. No animal on this planet has the level of maliciousness that these retards displayed. No animal disgraces its own species for the sake of pleasure or vindictiveness… Animals are noble creatures that only live and want to survive. The cops in the story are morally inferior to the most vile of animals…they are the scum of the earth, much like most humans who dedicate their lives to murder, kill and maim others for the sake of enjoyment, vengeance or religion.

Yossi on June 11, 2012 at 8:50 am

Next time something like this happens, don’t say a word to the indiscrete morons. Just kick her in the back of the head, that should stop both of them pretty darn quick. After that, go find the closest authorities and report what happened. I would love to hear the police report about that. Hopefully, they will need medical teams to treat both of them for throat and groin injuries.

Jarhead on June 11, 2012 at 9:05 am

    I like your ideas! That usually gets the attention of farm animals like these two.

    Tina on June 11, 2012 at 10:33 am

    I’m not a fighter (and you never know if idiots who do those kinds of things are high on bath salts,) so I would discreetly capture their *ahem* “tender moment” on video/photo, make sure plenty of other witnesses notice, too, then quietly and quickly let building security know what’s going on.

    Aurora on June 12, 2012 at 8:40 am

Standards for government employment keep going lower. Probably a cursory background check for these two dolts. Being “Badge Happy” becomes addictive, granting people “a little bit of authority,” which, we all know, is a dangerous thing. They simply don’t care what anyone else thinks of their actions, and can do as they please. Unfortunately, it would seem that only a small percentage of this behavior ever sees the light of day. They should be held up to public ridicule, but will most likely be shielded from it instead. The sad result of this and other like stories is that it will probably receive a public shrug of the shoulders, and fade away. We are lost. K.

Kent on June 11, 2012 at 9:14 am

You stay classy San Diego!

Jay Bird on June 11, 2012 at 9:41 am

Given Helwig’s public behavior, would it be fair to speculate how she got her job?

The Federal Government workforce is a complete and total joke. Nepotism reins supreme. Jobs that should be filled by MBA’s and JD’s are filled by high school graduates (!!!!) because they got the jobs by family ties.

Others get their jobs because they meet the quota requirements set out by the White House and carried out by the heads of government agencies, thereby undermining the Civil Service.

At the US Patent and Trademark Office, the Office boasts about their diversity, including the employment of those who are mentally challenged. They boast about the number of Haitians, various African and Hispanic subgroups, Asian subgroups, etc.

Many examiners at the Patent Office cannot even speak ENGLISH and have no understanding of the subject matter they are reviewing.

Not all are incompetent. Many examiners who are Asian are extremely good, and are there because they are the only Americans taking science these days. Others are there because their fathers, brothers, sisters, or cousins work there.

Some are there because they slept their way into the job.

This is happening throughout the Federal Government. White males without connections have a difficult time getting into government, or climbing the ladder of success. Merit awards are given to minorities for work done by their white counterparts, as happens alot at the Commerce and Labor Departments, as well as the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.

Why is this happening? Thank Jimmy Carter. Up until 1979 we had the old Civil Service law, which, while imperfect, worked reasonably well, when not illegally undermined by people like Fred Malek, Nixon’s hatchet man who tried and succeeded to a large degree in removing Jews from government.

However, Jimmy Carter instituted Civil Service “reform,” corrupting the system. Then, in 1980, the same Presidnet Fuck Up eliminated the civil service test, because not enough blacks were passing the exam. Government has tumbled down the rathole ever since.

Instead of having people do the work in government, a greater number of people in government are now contracting out work that used to be done in government. This leads to greater expense, kickbacks, and other forms of corruption that costs all of us hundreds of billions of dollars a year.

Jonathan E. Grant on June 11, 2012 at 9:47 am

    As long as we’re allowed to generalize, let me pitch in: The Whites are in control of all federal agencies, they may hire some Blacks and Hispanics, especially along the SW border because that’s where they are needed, the rationalization being that “they” speak Spanish and “fit in” and “look like them”. That leaves the majority White population in the agencies to sit back in the air conditioned office and “supervise” because they do not “speak Spanish” and don’t “fit in”. That has been the history of the hiring of Blacks and Hispanics in the government that you claim are taking over, relax they are not. Oh they may get a bone thrown to them once in a while, but the fact remains the agencies, such as ICE/HSI, are being run by incompetent Clowns, majority White, that can always claim their moral authority over “minorities” just based on their own skin color (white). The Whites are all afraid of going out into the field to do work because they (the black and Hispanic population in any major urban area) might think they are “cops”, so they send in the Blacks and Hispanics, notice I said “send” because they have all assumed their authoritative birth right of superiority. The truth is they won’t even go after the White criminal, they afraid of them too.

    QTD on June 13, 2012 at 12:32 pm

      Nice tirade, QTD.

      skzion on June 13, 2012 at 5:46 pm

        Thanks Skuzi, I though I’d throw that in there, clear up the misconceptions about Blacks and Hispanics taking over the federal agencies, set the record straight.

        QTD on June 15, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Yes, why indeed is it that the white, commonly derogatively referred to by many as the honky, also as the white boy, still fears everytrhing of a darker color, did some traumatic experience cause the fear, were you afraid of the dark as a child, did the monster live under your bed? As rational adults it is a phenomenon that many , like General Jonathen E.Grant, still fear, what is the famous quote is nothing to fear but the fear itself? The blame is a powerful poison, blame it on past president Carter, for example, I believe that was in 1976, 36 years ago, Gen. Grant, that is a long time tro hold a hate and a grudge, but against who? the white president, or the civil servant that was hired and by this time is long gone to retirement. Question, sir, do you hear voices? Seek the truth and the Truth shall set you free!

    Rev. Umgana Khicqbouti on June 15, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    SAC/LA is going to park its vehicles because of a shortage of funds. How is that possible? Why do the managers get new vehicles every year, expensive SUVs, when agents have to drive around in crap? Why did SAC CA get a new Jeep SUV when agents have to park their vehicles? Has Perry Woo and Kevin Kozak given up their vehicles yet since they are not using them? A certain GS who perjured himself allegedly in the Johnston case just got back on the job as GS. What happened there? What is going on with the shooting investigaton? Where is Jorge Guzman? Why are all the CBP IA and ICE OPR offices filled with selected friends from SAC/LA? Why is SAC/LA having agents explain why each went over specific dollar amounts for May and not saying before what the dollar amount was to stay under?

    agentinla on June 17, 2012 at 9:45 pm

So bad. I guess the background checks they used to do aren’t all that strict anymore.

samurai on June 11, 2012 at 11:22 am

Yossi, if I may, I think DS used an apt reference to animals. Animals just do their thing when the urge hits. It’s instinctual and primitive…and animals are like that, they feel no embarrassment. I am an animal lover and what went through your mind goes through my mind too BUT I reminded myself that animals do not have a sense of propriety and they are different from us that way. We humans are given the choice of class & decorum…something those two beasts lack. Also dignity. That’s something these monsters can’t buy. They are animals of the worst kind. At least animals are being what they are. These two freaks should have known better and have NO excuse.

I hope these two beast can actually feel public humiliation. The skank Helwig looks like a ragged porn star and let her wear that nasty stain like a crown of thorns. I look forward to these two losing all they have because they are disgusting beasts with many lessons to learn and humanistic attributes to gain.

Skunky on June 11, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Excellent comment, Skunky. I am speechless! Cirque de Soleil was a performance of a legitimate show and this is what is happening publicly in America now??? I just have no words. Nothing but deep grief.

    Italkit on June 11, 2012 at 1:07 pm

More reports:

Dr Dale on June 11, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Really, can they sink any lower?

Esser Agaroth on June 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Most government employees couldn’t punch their way out of a wet paper bag. Most couldn’t get a job in the private sector – especially those with moral clauses as part of employment.

Road Warrior on June 11, 2012 at 1:52 pm

is it too much to ask these rump swabs to do their job with out makimg us taxpayers look like chumps?

BRUCE on June 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Hey maybe Helwig thought he was smuggling an illegal alien in his pants and she was just checking! yeah, that’s it….that’s the ticket!

Sean M on June 11, 2012 at 3:16 pm

And who knows what they are doing to illegal aliens? (not that I support illegal alien entry into this country, but still, they shouldn’t be sexually molested by Border Patrol agents).

And the posters are right about most Government employees. Most are stupid, deranged, illiterate, or all of these, and unless or until private industry falls more under Government control, couldn’t get a job anywhere that is in business to make a profit.

And Government Officials and Members of Congress won’t stop their behavior because so many of them are doing the same thing.

Little Al on June 11, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Right in the middle of the performance? Really? Didn’t anyone else in the audience say/see anything? Couldn’t an usher have been called over? Did the couple beat the lady up right then during the performance, or did they ambush her outside afterwards?

Kat on June 11, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    According to San Diego sheriff’s investigators, the pair was identified as Border Patrol agents Kallie Helwig and Gerald Torello, Jr.

    Witnesses allege Helwig performed oral sex on Torello as they watched the show in the audience. One witness says she asked the couple to stop and claims they got very angry.

    “While I’m watching her, she’s staring at me and she’s throwing punches in the air. And you can hear the guy saying, ‘You can take her, babe. I got your back,’” the unidentified woman said.

    The witness claims the male agent held her while the woman punched her in the face.

    That is from the article Kat.

    Worry on June 11, 2012 at 6:33 pm

I’ve always felt that people who need to show off to others how “close” they are – there ain’t nothing close about them!

And decency in public is not too high a standard for public servants to meet. Its “noblesse oblige” – a concept that’s sadly faded in this society.

I have nothing against sex but there are appropriate limits and Allie Helwig and Gerald Torello, Jr crossed them not only in their disregard for moral decency but in assaulting someone who dared to complain about what they were doing.

Is this really how the Border Patrol wants to be remembered? Their agents should be fired and people have been fired from other jobs for less!

As for the rest of it, if you feel like doing it together, get a room!

NormanF on June 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm

But to say that we happily murdered 3 million Jews is a slight overstatement. Do you not think so, Norman?

Greetings from Poland on June 11, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Did you turn yourself on with the article before sneaking in? Do you talk about spnach when the topic is hunting? There is another thread for your subject, Try it.

    Worry on June 11, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    You have a problem with the truth.

    I’m not interested in a debate over it. Its settled.

    Whether you want to deal it or not, that’s your affair!

    NormanF on June 12, 2012 at 7:34 pm

It reads like a setup for a rough porn flick. These border agents obviously got aroused by being exhibitionists. I wonder how many other people they have harassed and intimidated by this lovely couple? It is doubtful that this was their first act of exhibitionism, due to their brazen response. Also, what happened to security at that facility?

Worry on June 11, 2012 at 6:27 pm

While these two lowlife border patrol agents are collecting PAID LEAVE, I have complete confidence in the US Government to award promotions to both of them. I also have complete confidence that the District Attorney of San Diego will give the lowlifes “probation”–i.e., they will do nothing against the lowlifes. However, on the plus side, they have been outed, others will be aware of who they are, they will find that Karma plays its hand, and the two of them might just end up getting beat-up. Sure, that would mean MORE paid leave, but I would feel a lot better about it under those circumstances.

Ralph Adamo on June 11, 2012 at 7:53 pm

You can watch them perform live sex acts on http://www.borderbangers.com


Habib Akbarovich on June 11, 2012 at 7:57 pm

If his genitals (however small) were not visible, they will walk. She was allegedly feeling nauseous and was resting her head in his lap. BP will probably give him a couple of weeks on the beach for using poor judgement and make him get treatment for his newly diagnosed ‘medical condition’ (alcoholism). The chick will get a promotion to the northern border. In my INS days..alcohol use was an every day thing at FLETC, and every female trainee (even those who were married) were Schlonging nearly everyone.

#1 Vato on June 11, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Norman. Enough

#1 Vato on June 11, 2012 at 9:48 pm

    What did I do? All I wrote was the couple should “get a room.”

    if they want to do a live sex show, there are places to do it legally and get paid, too.

    NormanF on June 12, 2012 at 7:40 pm

The Border Patrol may have more than its fair share of idiots, but not much more. It is a tough, dangerous and often dirty job. Don’t take these two sleaze bags as examples of the people that are out there protecting the border. However, it is reflective of the entitlement some in law enforcement feel when it comes to throwing their weight around in public, on or off duty. I have less of a problem with the PDA than I do their abuse of someone with a legit complaint. You can bet they wouldn’t have done anything if they weren’t armed agents. One of the good things about modern media is that attention on these cases such as here on DS keeps them from being swept under the rug.

Like an earlier poster mentioned, in the old INS days jokers like these would be “penalized” by being sent to HQ where they’d eventually end up in charge of something like internal affairs. Although it makes us in DHS look bad, the ore attention the better to keep out such lowlifes.

please on June 11, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Black Jews and other African immigrants are getting kicked and humiliated in Israel but DB is not even talking about it. Please tell us how do you feel about ashkenazi Jews burning black people homes and treating them like second class people? You are not going to condemn this act?

Jalen on June 11, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    Do you eat everything with your fingers, or have you ever used utensils at your meals? The people of Southern Sudan are dying at the hands of Arabs from the North. Have you ever discussed that subject Jalen.

    Why does Debbie have to discuss the subjects you are into? If you want your special story included, pay up or set up your own site. If you do not like this site, no one is keeping you here. Fly off to Stormfront.

    Worry on June 12, 2012 at 12:02 am

    No, Jalen that is not true. Black JEWS are not being beaten up. What we ARE doing is what you should be doing over there, removing illegal aliens who snuck in and who by and large have brought street crime to our cities where there was none before. None of these people is being beaten up either unless they resist arrest when they are collected and transported to the deportation sites. These Africans have no business being here given the way they entered. We have given refuge to some South Sudanese who requested it thru proper means.

    Italkit on June 12, 2012 at 3:40 pm

      And as for Black JEWS who are here legally, their homes are not being burned by Ashkenazim or anyone else. I am Sephardi/Mizrachi and live in a Yemenite community. I do not deny that the Ashkenazi establishment has treated us horribly and our Ethiopian brethren even worse. I’ve seen it but what is in the news currently is NOT this situation at all. The discrimination against Ethiopians and other Jews of Color is hidden and denied but it does exist. I explained the current situation above. You damage the credibility of real grievances by JEWS when you falsely claim that Israel is doing the things you say, it is NOT. Learn and stick to the facts of the ILLEGAL immigrant situation and what the true nature of discrimination against Jews of Color is. There are several good Jews of Color pages on Facebook, go look them up.

      Italkit on June 12, 2012 at 3:45 pm

you are being attacked via WOT rating system.

Rochelle on June 11, 2012 at 11:09 pm

You are being attacked via WOT rating system

Rochelle on June 11, 2012 at 11:11 pm

All the posters who commented on topic are exactly correct about this. For each count alone they should at minimum be fired from their jobs and preferably be serving jail time.

JeffE on June 11, 2012 at 11:19 pm

Debbie I am just disgusted by this story. Do you happen to know if the girl agent likes Jewish guys with pets? Debbie I’ve been thinking lately. Maybe we can start a Jewish oriented business or something. I have some ideas so call me.

A1 on June 11, 2012 at 11:44 pm

You can insult Islam and get away with it but you won’t get away with your lies about Polish history. What you should do is APPOLOGIZE for your ignorant, racist, and totally fabricated story. I cannot believe you dare to call yourself a journalist. You are the Kardashian of journalism

Mr. B on June 12, 2012 at 8:18 am

Sehr gut gemacht Schlüssel! Du bist gut, Nazi-Mädchen. Lassen Sie alle denken, dass sie Polen waren. Haha!

Joseph Goebbels on June 12, 2012 at 9:27 am


Of course we will go. But at first we will mess here. Just for fun. And I dont even want to say why. It’s pointless.
And reading posts from you&co is funny. All of U are just said pepople, is there anything that makes You happy?

AM on June 12, 2012 at 10:10 am

    Yes AM,you are making a mess. Your fun is like the sort of fun the Waffen S.S. had using their MP 40’s on people cowering in basements. The pleadings, screams, groans, and the dying flailing about really brought smiles to them. You really are no different from them, aside from lacking an opportunity. If that is your happiness, I would find walking over broken glass barefoot preferable to it.

    Worry01 on June 13, 2012 at 2:52 am

See a pattern here? TSA and BP are in Homeland ‘Security’, one gropes the public’s privates and the other gropes their privates in public.

S. Wolf on June 12, 2012 at 4:55 pm

I can’t get the video to play?? But pretty disgusting and shameful of them.

freedom4usa on June 13, 2012 at 2:46 pm

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