June 27, 2012, - 1:48 pm

Woman Who Bragged About Brazilian Vagina Wax, Orgasms Now Headlining Obama Women’s Campaign

By Debbie Schlussel

I’m no fan of faux conservative Mitt Romnesty, but at least he isn’t resorting to hiring this embarrassing chick to head up his campaign targeting women, as Barack Obama is. Eva Longoria spent a great deal of time informing the world about how she gets Brazilian bikini waxes and when she had her first orgasm, and now she’s officially a part of Obama-Biden ’12, telling women why they should vote for Obama at various campaign women’s forums. Maybe Obama should call this, “Obama TMI-Time for Women.” USA Today says that by using Longoria, Obama is targeting women “where they live.” Do they live in their vaginas? Just askin’. But, hey, this is what we get in the “50 Shades of Grey”/”Magic Mike” era of women as pigs and pervs. I’ll take Ann Romney, stay at home mom who battles MS, any day over these disgusting “Desperate Housewife” whores enlisted by Obama. Even more ridiculous: Longoria is going to be telling women about “paycheck fairness.” Huh? Doesn’t this chick get paid a gazillion dollars a year for the recently-canceled “Desperate Housewives” and its reruns on sundry cable channels? Doesn’t she make another mint for her L’Oreal cosmetic and haircare ads? Paycheck fairness???? Tell it to your mirror, chica. (She also, by the way, believes that America is “occupied” by us and is really Mexican territory.)


The Obama campaign, in a major effort to galvanize female voters, will launch a series of interactive summit meetings in key swing states this summer.

The Women Vote 2012 Summits will allow women “to hear directly from senior campaign officials and leaders about issues that are important to them and the different visions that President Obama and Mitt Romney have for women and their families,” the campaign said in a statement.

The campaign panel features Valerie Jarrett, a Democratic strategist appearing in a personal capacity; Kate Chapek, the national women’s vote director for the campaign; and actress Eva Longoria. Issues on the summit agendas will include paycheck fairness, health care (including birth control), abortion rights and education.

The voter summits are part of the Obama campaign’s Operation Vote program, which works to boost turnout among what the campaign calls “our core demographic groups.”

The first event is July 1 in Denver. Colorado is one of several states where the women’s vote could be decisive. Summits are planned in other key states as well, including Pennsylvania (with an event in Philadelphia), Florida (Miami) and Nevada (Las Vegas).

Hmmm, I wonder if she’ll display any of her typical classiness on “women’s issues” at the Obama forums:

Eva Longoria says her Brazilian wax boosts her sex life.

The ‘Desperate Housewives’ beauty, who is dating basketball star Tony Parker [DS: who since cheated on and divorced her], claims the extreme bikini wax is worth the pain – because it improves her prowess in the bedroom.

She revealed to America’s Cosmopolitan magazine: “It makes sex better.

“Believe me, the first time I did it, the technician did half, and I was like ‘Stop!’ She said, ‘Sit down, I have to finish.’ But then it gets easier. The more you do it, the less hair grows back. But yeah, I love it. I swear by it.

“Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back.”

Eva, who plays cheating Gabrielle Solis in the hit show, recently confessed she didn’t have an orgasm until she was 26.

The 30-year-old beauty revealed: “I didn’t have my first one until I was twenty-six.

Yup, meet Obama’s new women’s healthcare guru-ette. There seems to be no shortage of super-skanks recruited to pimp women on the (non-existent) virtues of Obama.

And don’t forget that this idiot, Longoria, is also a big advocate for illegal aliens (which became part of her storyline in “Desperate Housewives”) and Marxist Chicano Studies which, again, says America is “occupied Chicano territory.”

Brazilian Waxee America-Haters for Obama. Only in America.

Hairless Cats w/ No Testicles

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26 Responses

Debbie is one of the few intelligent women left in America.

Most of them will be dumb to vote for Obama, because hey he’s done a great deal to transform America into a matriarchy.

I’m not a fan of Mittens but he isn’t pandering to women voters like this… yet.

Obama should keep his standards high with the campaign he’s running. Just sayin’!

NormanF on June 27, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Obama the Nigerian freak makes me sick. Might have known they’d use that air-headed prostitute Lon gore ia. Like anyone cares what that twirp hussie does with her pubes. Sickening freak. I’d like to slap her ass backwards.

Sorry, I’ve had it with these Hollywood harlots.

Crusty on June 27, 2012 at 2:09 pm

No, I like a woman to look like a woman not a 10-year old!

Crusty on June 27, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Speaking of vaginas, whatever happened to that strike against sex liberal women were going to impose to make men all over the world suffer and give in to their demands for free contraception and abortions?

Ron Walker on June 27, 2012 at 2:23 pm

The Obama camp has turned into Lifetime Television

P. Aaron on June 27, 2012 at 2:24 pm

You don’t have to look like Frank Luntz down there. Just be tidy that’s all.

Crusty on June 27, 2012 at 2:29 pm

hey hey… Never make light of THE BRAZILIAN!!!!!

sy on June 27, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Depilação brasileira? Não há nenhum brasileiro cera!

    É um insulto a qualquer coisa deste lado do Brasil … Pensando bem, eu não quero saber o que isso significa.

    NormanF on June 27, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Part of the reason women go bald down there is that they believe it will be harder to catch crabs. Hence, one less worry from bed hopping.

Unemployed and underemployed women will still vote for Obama, even though they have nothing to show for 3 1/2 years of a stagnant economy.

Jonathan E. Grant on June 27, 2012 at 2:52 pm


    Making love to an overgrown 10 year old girl is not any hot-blooded American male’s idea of a good time in the sack.

    If women are that ashamed about what’s down there, guys like us should call it a day er, night.

    NormanF on June 27, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Maybe Lisa Brown had input into this hiring decision.

Will the Octomom be next? I understand she is looking for new sources of income.

Little Al on June 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    What Obama will do to win the female vote is limited only by his imagination.

    NormanF on June 27, 2012 at 3:51 pm

val jarrett now there’s a real woman(not).i have no idea who eva is as i have never seen her show because it is on a commie channel.my wife is one of the smartist woman i know and you can not bull shit her because she has been handling the wolf at the door since she was 8yrs old.that is why these creepy air head bongo girls will never get any thinking woman to vote commie.

BRUCE on June 27, 2012 at 3:44 pm

As for this lady Eva Longoria, thanks for the heads up on her DS, I didn’t know she was a left wing hack and a supporter of amnesty for illegal-aliens, and supports the OWS movement. If Ms. Longoria is clean-cut down there, fine, more power to her, but she doesn’t have to somewhat mix sexuality with politics, I find that disgusting on Eva Longoria’s act.

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on June 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

I cannot bring myself to vote for O’Bama or Mitt Romney. I believe that both come from religions that are bent on world domination. Mormonism is NOT another denomination. It is an occult. I don’t know what I’m gonna do about the presidential election except hope that someone comes and runs as an independent (and I like them). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcnFtqYSHpU

Kristy on June 27, 2012 at 4:52 pm

I know Kristy, but if we do like we did with McCain, i.e., just not vote, then we’ll get the no-holds-barred version of Oslama with an unrestricted final term.

I say we go ahead and vote for mittens and then pounce on his butt immediately in every way we can when he veers off course. Remember, Ruth Ginsberg is ready to retire from the Supreme Court.

Crusty on June 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Remember I said this:

If Obama gets re-elected there will be a sharp turn for the worse in US-Israel relations. Wait and see.

Crusty on June 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm

LOL! Eva Longoria could have a whore’s mouth down were her vagina is and that STILL wouldn’t have kept her hubby from cheatin’. Those who know what a good marriage is all about know that the problem with that love affair prolly had nothing to do with her vagina but what is between scummy Longoria’s ears and her big Latin mouth. These things (grooming techniques) are private matters and none of these Hollywood whores have a clue what propriety is or means.

DS you are prescient as always. I just read a stupid article in “Allure” magazine boasting about how broads today are getting into the BDSM movement. This made me sick because that unhealthy movement has been around even before the Marquis de Sade. It’s bolstered as the “new, cool thang” because of the DOPEY book “50 Shades Of Grey” but to me it’s just more culture rot and embracing unhealthy sh** as exciting. I would hope in 2012 married couples can have a fun sexual relationship (that’s healthy within itself!!!) without resorting to sick crap like BDSM. As someone who makes sure to know who sadistic people are (to avoid them!) I see no gain in adopting that kind of evil into a healthy, sexual married relationship. It’s crazy to me!

Poor men! The women have taken their masculinity and now they are fantasizing about silly S&M! It makes me so sick. Erotic novels have been around for yonkers and now chicks in 2012 are acting like that stupid book is something new! It’s nauseating to behold as the new zeitgeist! What is wrong with America???

In the 80’s I’d have to go a bit beyond Harvard Square to a shop called “Hubba Hubba” to procure punk-rock goodies. I was a teen and I knew that the business of “Hubba Hubba” was for kinky crap. At the time those goods were downstairs and I never went downstairs (or wanted to) because I ONLY had interest in the punk rock stuff that was NOT mass-marketed at that time. It cracks me up that in 2012 people think the old S&M perversion is so brand new and I knew about it (and avoided it) as a teen! “Hubba Hubba” is still in business and I don’t even go into it to get punk rock goodies (even thou’ I still love ’em) because I don’t want to support a store I see as promoting unhealthy lifestyles. But I betcha business is good with all the nonsense generated from that book!

My years in feminism was a grand waste and if these stories don’t bring it on home to me nothing would. What a sick, sad and unhealthy culture we have!

Skunky on June 27, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Brazilian WHAT wax?!?! Did I really need to know that? The answer is no!!!!!!

Ghostwriter on June 27, 2012 at 5:56 pm

You know….the “merkin” was developed for WHORES that actually shaved their pubic area. Maybe Longoria is a REAL WHORE.

FrenchKiss on June 27, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Mormonism is NOT another denomination. It is an occult.
No. It isn’t. But I’m guessing your mind is already made up.

Matt on June 27, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Egads no wonder Tony Parker cheated on this vapid libtwit. Someone should tell Ms Longoria that nobody gives a bowl of warm spit about her privates or her private life. Now that Desperate Housewives is off the air(thank God)I guess she is looking for work. What better job than going to work for her crush, I mean our el presidente. With her love for the illegal alien scumbags she should fit right in. She should also be aware that Moochelle keeps an eye out for women who get too close to Obowma. And you know what Han Solo said about it being unwise to upset a wookie.

Ken b on June 27, 2012 at 8:05 pm

I loathe and detest eva longoria!!…..It figures that she would be heading up nobama’s women’s team….she’s absolutely moronic and pathetic, and I would never ever watch any show or film she is in , period!

Dave on June 28, 2012 at 10:00 am

Thanks Debbie,

I am a Latina(Mexican decent) and Eva is a disgrace to all Latinas and women.

Lets not pull any punches. It comes down to one issue:

Anybody who supports reproductive rights knowningly supports baby-killing.

We need to pray for her conversion or she will be burning in hell!!

Loretta on June 28, 2012 at 12:05 pm

You know the sad part? This asshole will probably be re-elected. If you think about it, who the f*ck would even want the job?

Mark on June 28, 2012 at 10:35 pm

No, women don’t live in their vaginas, Debs. But the straight ones wouldn’t mind a thick cock parked in there!

tamar on July 12, 2012 at 8:37 am

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