May 26, 2009, - 12:59 pm

Question: Will Obama Require U.S. To Lose To Iran?

By Debbie Schlussel
So, is this the contemporary rematch of the 1980 Olympic hockey game between the U.S. and the Soviet Union? Not even close.
Apparently, the Muzzie and Commie simps at the U.S. Soccer Federation are planning an October or November soccer “exhibition” between the U.S. and Iranian soccer teams. America asked Iran for the match, NOT the other way around.
And don’t be naive. This didn’t just happen all of the sudden by accident. This wasn’t solely the idea of the U.S. soccer people. This was likely done at the suggestion of the Obama White House which is hot to trot with the Ahmadinejadian folks who would destroy us and Israel.
So far, the U.S. has allowed Iran to announce this little get together, with Ali Kafashian of Iran’s soccer federation revealing the plans to Iran’s Fars news agency, yesterday. And soon, the U.S. may even allow Iran to beat us.


Watch closely if and when this soccer “exhibition” happens. Only one side can win, and it would be extremely embarrassing to the Iranians if they were beaten by the Great Satan America, run by the Evil Zionist Empire. And Barack Obama, his foreign policy chick Hillary, and the pan-Islamic State Department know this.
You think they’re gonna let America beat Iran when they’re trying to suck up to, er . . . “dialogue” with this country?
Don’t be surprised if America surprisingly loses to Iran, if and when this thing happens. I wouldn’t be shocked if the result of the meeting is already, um, “pre-determined.”
Great, America is playing soccer with a country that wants to annihilate the Jews and says the Holocaust didn’t happen, sponsoring cartoon contests over it.
Oh, and as I’ve always said, soccer is the exclusive property of countries that hate us and support terrorism (and like Michael Jackson).

7 Responses

this will be a propaganda match, similar to the 1981 movie “Victory” with Stallone, Max von Sydow and Michael Caine. With Allied POW’s playing against the Nazi’s.
So the question for barry’s propaganda match will be if the American players decide to “Man Up” and win the game at the last minute. Or will they be good little sheeple and obey the obamessiah.

ender on May 26, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Only one side can win? How wrong you are on this one, Debbie. This is Soccer, “The Beautiful Game”, “The World’s Sport”. This match will undoubtedly end in a tie score. Then, Dear Leader can throw out the “Moral Equivalence Card” that can be double-dealt on the Soccer Field as well as the Foreign Policy Field.

Yiddish Steel on May 26, 2009 at 2:12 pm

I agree that it will end up a tie.
It will either be a 1-1 final, or in soccer lingo a nil-nil final.
As far as throwing a game is concerned “That’s pride *bleeping* with you. *Bleep* pride…”
~ Marcellus Wallace

trewsdetroit on May 26, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Soccer is a real sport. But America is not exactly renowned for its prowess in the sport. I expect a thumping Iranian victory over the Great Satan!

NormanF on May 26, 2009 at 4:52 pm

We will crush em. And YES soccer is a sport. Dont hate on soccer. World Cup soccer is one of the greatest events to watch. One day we will compete the World Cup title. We keep gaining on the world every four years.

californiascreaming on May 26, 2009 at 5:24 pm

I don’t give a flying eff about soccer and don’t know anyone who does, World Cup or not.

lexi on May 26, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Debbie, it happens that we suck at soccer, and are perfectly capable of losing this one without any political interference. Iran beat us 2-1 in the World Cup in 1998. If you like I’m willing to pre-read all your sports stuff before it hits the web.

Anonymous1 on May 26, 2009 at 10:48 pm

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