June 15, 2009, - 11:20 am

The Autobiography You’ve Already Heard . . . a Gazillion Times

By Debbie Schlussel
Yet another Obama memoir is set to be published soon by Simon and Shuster. But it’s not the autobiography of Barack Hussein Obama. It’s that of his half brother George Hussein Onyango Obama, 27, a Kenyan resident. Yes, this is the Obama half-brother who told reporters he lived on less than a dollar a month. The book deal is worth six figures, reports say.
Still, it sounds like an echo chamber. We’ve heard it all before.
* Son of Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. . . . Check;
* A History of Illegal Drug Problems . . . Check;
* Overcame poverty and crime . . . Check;
* Became a community organizer and advocate for the poor . . . Check;


Obama 1/2 Bro George Hussein Onyango Obama

Gets Gazillion Dollar Book Deal to Retell Same Old Obama Tale

* Middle Name: Hussein . . . Check;
* Muslim . . . Check;
* Born in Kenya . . . Check;
* Raised by his mother and a stepfather . . . Check. Oh, wait, Barack Hussein Obama was mostly raised by his racist, “typical White people” grandparents, while his selfish mother earned her graduate degrees.
Well, it’s still basically the same story.
Like I said, same old story, different first name.
At least the guy won’t have to live on less than a dollar a month anymore, since his stingy, selfish brother won’t help him.
I’m a little confused about the “overcame poverty” part since his quote to Vanity Fair about living on less than a dollar a month, was late last year. I guess that chapter will be entitled: “Overcome Poverty: Get a Book Deal After Your Stingy Bro Gets Elected Prez.”
Wonder what he’ll call the book. I have two suggestions: “The Audacity of Hope,” and “Dreams From My Father.”
Or: “The Audacity of Nope: How My Prez Bro Wouldn’t Give Me a Dime & I Turned it Into a Six-Figure Book Deal.”
Sadly, he’s chosen the title “Homeland,” which, if President Obama wrote it, would also be about Kenya.

6 Responses

That obama is sure a compassionate hypocrite. Hope some good mud comes out of this if that drug dealing bozo gets rich off this crap.

samurai on June 15, 2009 at 11:49 am

I find something really interesting in all the stories I hear about George Hussein. People always state that he lives on a dollar a day/month whatever. And they always seem to imply that this is a bad thing. I’ve also heard people say that his house is really small and that again this is a bad thing and that his brother Barrack Huessein is somehow bad for not giving him a bigger house or other things.
But what I think people miss is that how George Hussein lives his life should be a lesson and a guide for America. It is a good thing not to consume so much of the world’s resources and live a simple life. George Hussein should be applauded and held up as an example of how everyone should live. In America, everyone lives in really big houses that waste so much resources. People in America all waste so much electricity with their air conditioners and consume so much resources with their tv’s and cars.
It will be a good thing when President Huessein initiates the Cap and Trade Policy. In the past President Huessein has said that Americans can’t expect to keep their houses at 72 degrees. He is so right. President Huessein will help America learn to live a frugal life and be in harmony with the rest of the world citizens.

PrincessKaren on June 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm

The only books I am looking forward to regarding KING HUSSEIN COBRAMA is from Larry Sinclair and Pastor David Manning, Phd.
More from Pastor Manning. What is a closet Muslim? Obama are you listening?

californiascreaming on June 15, 2009 at 12:10 pm

PrincessKaren or is that Chicken Little? Maybe we should eat bugs also you liberals with this crap about using up all the resources. Do yourself a favor read about the history of the earth and how it goes though various cycles one of which is called and ICE AGE! While during others the earth gets a little warmer. Is there anything you liberals spew from your mouth that is actually true? Oh I am sorry you all believe the crap you spew!

ohboyohboy on June 15, 2009 at 2:41 pm

* Born in Kenya . . . Check;

lexi on June 15, 2009 at 8:40 pm

Georgie’s book should be called, “Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?”

FreethinkerNY on June 16, 2009 at 12:43 am

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