September 6, 2012, - 1:06 pm

Elizabeth Warren: You Don’t Have to Be a Fake Indian to Love Obama . . . Or Do You?

By Debbie Schlussel

Last night, when I watched Fauxcahontas a/k/a Elizabeth Warren introducing Bill Clinton at the Democratic National Convention, I was reminded of my University of Wisconsin Law School classmate, Vonda Fritz from Texas. The University of Wisconsin Law School gives a free ride to “Native Americans.” If you claim you are an Indian, you can get a full scholarship and other privileges, such as attendance at minority-only sessions for law school exams, in which professors more than hint what will be on the exam. When I attended law school, I met Vonda, who told me she had one of those scholarships. I said, “Wow, you’re an American Indian. Very cool.” My father had several Indian patients whom he respected a great deal, and he taught us to respect them as a special part of America (though at least one Indian Tribe worked with Hezbollah in cigarette smuggling scams). But Vonda said, “Oh, I’m barely Indian, only 1/32nd (or maybe she said 1/64th–I can’t remember the fraction for sure, but it was very little). I’m really German. But I get a free ride out of it.” And, so it goes, with the barely-Indian Elizabeth Warren, who got affirmative action every single step of the way, when she probably wasn’t an Indian at all, despite claiming her high cheekbones as “evidence.” She apparently even plagiarized an Indian recipe (“Powwow Chow”) for an Indian recipe book. As I’ve noted, she’s not the first Democratic candidate this year to claim phony minority status for personal and political benefit. But, amazingly, after being exposed as a fake, the Dems still have the chutzpah to give this chick a prime speaking slot and she has the uber-chutzpah to take it.

Oh, and not only is she a phony Indian, she’s also a phony anti-capitalist, who got rich by taking advantage of the poor . . . you know, the stuff they accuse Romney of doing. Last night she said the “system is rigged,” but she’s one of the riggers and one of the beneficiaries of the rigging.

So, last night, as I listened to her very boring, annoying, typical liberal drivel of a speech, I send out these tweets. My Bill Clinton tweets are funnier, and I’ll post those later. For now, enjoy. Follow me on Twitter.

More Elizabeth Warren tweets:

Yes, I know–some Indians are now Christians (some Indians converted to Judaism, such as the the entire Acoma Tribe, and I have an Indian cousin by marriage who converted to Judaism and is an Orthodox Jew, as are her kids). But Indians have their own religion. Not sure what Fauxcahontas’ religion is, other than the faith of “fake it ’til ya make it.”

And, please, no hate mail from the politically correct. Remember, she’s a FAKE. NOT an Indian. Probably even less of one than Vonda Fritz.

Hard to believe this fraud actually has a good shot against Scott Brown for the Massachusetts U.S. Senate seat.

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30 Responses

High Cheekbones, hahahhaha What a dope! Probably some Mongol horde passing thru her ancestral neighborhood.

Italkit on September 6, 2012 at 1:13 pm

What a loathsome woman she is.

I’ve been reading in local news outlets that real Indians are starting to take her to task for her filthy ruse, too.

Could you imagine the firestorm that this would cause in the MSM if a Conservative was caught doing this?

DS_ROCKS! on September 6, 2012 at 1:14 pm

is this as bad as putting a 27 year old illegal immigrant up to talk about the dream act, without asking how she paid for her double major? Anyone take a look at her enrollment application, I would be surprised if there isn’t a student aid application attached with questions like state residency, citizenship, did she received Fed aid like Pell grants and if so based what criteria? Maybe some fraud going on here, which impacts any deferred action application. Just food for thought

Tren on September 6, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Well, I hope Gov. Walker does something about the free handouts Indians are getting at U of W. I wonder whether it is just ‘Native Americans’ from Wisconsin, or from out-of-state as well.

I think it’s very appropriate for Cherokee Liz to introduce Bill Clinton, even if she’s not in his black book. After all, he is a perjurer, so it is fitting for another notorious liar to introduce him. Birds of a feather…

Both of them fall right in with the lying chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee. While I think virtually all politicians are liars to one degree or another, it seems as though the Democratic Convention features the most notorious and flamboyant liars. If we look at the surveys for years that disclosed the massive percentage of students who cheated on exams and papers, we know that they all grew up, and I’m sure a disproportionate amount became liberal politicians.

Many Americans don’t hold honesty in very high esteem. Bill Clinton’s ratings didn’t go down after the Lewinsky debacle.

Little Al on September 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Why, Ward Churchill wasn’t available? Or was his lack of a vagina held against him? If they wanted a faux ‘Indian’, they could have used him.

Infidel on September 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Although the parading of Elizabeth Warren seems to show a difference between the Democrats and the Republicans. Democratic candidates in tight races such as Warren and Tammy Duckworth are given prominent roles in the Democratic convention, but their Republican counterparts, such as Allen West, are not featured. I guess the Republican bureaucracy doesn’t want to upset the applecart,even if it means weakening their presence in Congress.

Little Al on September 6, 2012 at 1:58 pm

This lying cockroach is truly the epitome of the sickness inside the heart of her party. I wish for a miracle of Biblical proportions: for great justice, I’d like to see this sleazebag’s cheekbones swell up to the size of fists, turn an unhealthy shade of purple, and finally have thousands of tiny spiders start hatching out of them. All inexplicably brought on by some buried sense of unresolved guilt – which she doesn’t even feel. This 75-IQ dump attended one of the worst law schools in America – why WOULDN’T Penn and Harvard want her on the faculty? Cat’s out of the bag now, though – and not even Harvard’s reputation is invincible. Win, lose or draw, I doubt she’ll be on a faculty anywhere after November. She did something far more unforgivable than lying – she made Harvard look ridiculous.

This t**t is the real monkey. She makes CLINTON look credible by comparison, and believe me, that takes some effort.

Statusmonkey on September 6, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Princess Smelly Beaver:

A phony who knocks Wall Street but is panhandling for money in Wall Street.

A phony who decries foreclosures and made boatloads of money flipping foreclosed houses.

A phony who lied to game Affirmative Action.

A phony who plagiarizes.

In other words, a Democrat

FrenchKiss on September 6, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    I believe you have described this Democrat correctly!
    Democrats practice presenting whatever is neccessary to manipulate people into voting for them! The DNC presentation of The pledge of allegiance was a shameful image when you consider Democrats backed the Public school removal of reciting it at the school day start! The removal is an out of site,out of mind tactic used by Communists,Socialists,Progressives,Facists,etc to dull The call of Patriotism to The United States & our Constitution!
    The Honoring of Armed Forces Troops,reminds me of the Bay of Pigs decisions that lead to the betrayal of Freedom Fighter Cuban Patriots to Castro! The Democrats america is one that reeks of Totalitarian beliefs,which undermines The Constitution of The United States! on September 7, 2012 at 9:39 am

But these socialist workers peoples” like this lying white money-grabbing sow Warren or the fuhrer Hussein Obama STILL LEFT OUT OF THE DEMOCRATIC PLATFORM:

1- The Palestininian refugees would have to be resettled within Palestine NOT in Israel.


2- Hamas is a terrorist organization.

PS – Did you see the Arab muslim delegate raving voting against putting those 2 items back in? Just like the raving lunatics on the streets of Pakistan but them in sheets , he now Americanized in a t-shirt. Then this Arab was interviewd on TV. sPEAKS WITH A THICK MOCKY aRAB ACCENT and NOW IS A DELEGATE IN THIS SYSTEM as THEY BREED LIKE RATS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Platform should require BIRTH CONTROL and mandatory ABORTION for any Muslim family that already has 2 children AND forced abortion for all unmarried muslim women.

bob on September 6, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Elizabeth Warren is a fraud. By claiming to be part Cherokee at various times in her applications, she did get a leg up over other candidates. Inevitably, she must have pushed aside an Indian or two by her actions. She is a very well off middle aged white woman who had no compunction about enjoying benefits she was not entitled to, and had no pressing need for. Elizabeth Warren reminds me of a well of person driving over to a food bank in a late model car and demanding a handout. When the food bank worker asks for proof of income, the well off person offers unbelievable stories about her parents, herself, and other irrelevant nonsense, while declining to provide any proof of eligibility. Simply to get the woman to leave, the food bank worker just hands over a bag. This is the equivalent of what Elizabeth Warren has done with her Indian ancestry claims.

Worry01 on September 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

The sad thing is that she actually would be a fairly accurate representation of her state’s voters. She’s very much in the mold of Ted Kennedy – the main difference being that even Harvard had the stones to kick him out (for a couple years, anyway) after HE got caught cheating.

Statusmonkey on September 6, 2012 at 3:56 pm

There was a perfectly enjoyable Dallas Cowboys-New York Giants game going on, and you decided to watch Elizabeth Warren, Sandra Fluke, Barney Frank and Bill Clinton?

It really is amazing that Elizabeth Warren is a proven plagiarist (recipes stolen word-for-word) and liar (fake Indian for affirmative action), yet she’s still at Harvard, she’s given a speaking slot at the DNC, and she possibly could become a U.S. senator.

For all of her supposedly wonderful Wall Street reforms and consumer protections (and after Dodd-Frank), how come someone like Jon Corzine can steal a billion dollars from client funds and not go to jail, or even be barred from the industry?

Barry Popik on September 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I doubt real Native Americans are going to vote for Ms. Warren.

Ghostwriter on September 6, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Yep, Liarwatha has a good chance of winning here in Liberal Hell because most Liberals don’t care that she is a fraud. I see 10 Fauxcahontas signs for every Scott Brown (whom I am NOT voting for and who I didn’t vote for today in the Primary).

My brother (who is as Conservative as I am) hates her too. He says he does an Indian Howl every time he sees her signs out and about (and he is a funny guy…I’d die laughing if I saw him do it!). My sister who was not so Conservative is coming around and hates her guts more than my bro and I. It’s funny to hear her go on about how much she annoys her. She has at least 3 peeps not voting for her fraud arse here in Boston.

What can I say? I am in Boston…it’s a CrAzY Liberal stronghold here. I gave up after Deval Patrick got a second term.

Skunky on September 6, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Lizzy Warren took an axe and gave the truth forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave the people forty one.

I don’t think that she has such a great chance against Scott Brown who is a middle-of-the-road Republican. Unlike her he has likability, is the incumbent and knows how to speak without insulting others’ intelligence — the opposite of which has been the MO of the entire Demonrat convention. They didn’t get the message that after the primaries they need to move toward the center to attract independents and other noncommitted voters. But it is impossible for them since they themselves are the completely useful idiots and only the ignorant will go for it. And most Bay Staters are not ignorant, but are Dems because of JFK who was to the right of the George Bushes (as is Scott Brown). And most of them do not take kindly to the pandering and lies of the party. [Hi Skunky, I live here too.] It’s different within the public sector union level, because the aggregate majority of government union workers outnumber others who are alienated and don’t vote. The rank and file make sure they vote left (except for the police who see the result of mollycoddling criminals) while the leadership lines the pockets of the congress critters to keep pensions and benefits in perpetuity for a population that increasingly gets older. That’s not democracy or representative government — that’s racketeering, the third rail of American politics. It was never mentioned until Scott Walker asked them to pay a small percentage of their health care insurance in Wisconsin, against which they had a hissy fit — just like the tenor of the Demonrat convention.

Nighthawk on September 6, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Hi Nighthawk! Well, now we have at least 4 Bay-Staters NOT voting for the Cheating Cherokee! 😀

    Nighthawk, are you seeing more Warren signs than Scott Brown ones too?

    Skunky on September 6, 2012 at 7:30 pm

      Yup, I see more signs for Lizzy The Liar, but I am guessing that they belong to public sector union people who are “encouraged” to use them, giving them away as handouts. I can imagine the pitch. “…you don’t want people to think you’re evil, dumb or old, do you?” Any how I see them mostly on cars driven by women and only some castrated males’ cars. I am in Mero West, but I get into Boston and Worcester nearly every week speaking to lot of customers and other people which gives me somewhat more anecdotal evidence. And they think she really bites the rag.

      Nighthawk on September 6, 2012 at 8:04 pm

        Exactly Nighthawk. We’ll see what will happen.

        Monkeypud, you can write a post to me but let me tell your lame arse that I am NOT reading them. It is quite easy as you are a crashing bore and I couldn’t care less of your opinion of me. So write if you must but I don’t read ’em, boring bastard. (You read mine I see…LOLOL!)

        Skunky on September 6, 2012 at 9:00 pm


          If you didn’t read my post, how did you even know it was for you?

          You should probably just go all in and vote FOR Elizabeth Warren. You actually seem to have a lot in common with her. Except that 1% or more of her thoughts are at least SOMEWHAT original. Yours are all just copypasta ripoffs from Debbie Schlussel.

          Have fun voting for Mitt, your knight in shining armor!

          Statusmonkey on September 7, 2012 at 12:16 am


      Excellent idea! Vote for Romney (who doesn’t have a ghost of a chance), but against Brown (who is at least semi-viable).

      That’s a strange approach, all right: “Anything to lose.”

      Even though Romney will surely drag down GOP Senate candidates with him this fall, I hope that kiss of death of his somehow misses Brown. If she alone gets shut out, everyone will know what it was that dragged her down.

      That f***pig has had her fat snout in the trough for 20 years now, all on the basis of a demonstrable falsehood. Time to pay the check – hopefully. Thanks for getting on board with McCain-Romney liberalism and Liz Warren communism. P.S.: RAAAWK!

      Statusmonkey on September 6, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    Elizabeth Borden, mmmmmmmm. She was acquitted.
    Too bad she died in 1927.

    Her best qualification would be that she successfully dodged a murder wrap. Successfully avoiding incarceration is always a desirable characteristic in a Democratic candidate.

    Also, Lizzie was quite the progressive since the Belonged to the Women’s Christian Temperance movement. It was part of the Social Gospel Movement(an early guise for the left used long ago).

    Elizabeth Borden never cut corners. 😉

    Worry01 on September 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm

      Worry, her house is now a Bed & Breakfast. I’d love to go…but not around Halloween (it’s always booked solid…as are trips to Salem, MA…as you can imagine).

      I recently saw her picture and she sure does look like a nutter. I think she did it. Back then the Community shunned her. Today some would but most wouldn’t…and she’d prolly get her own reality show!

      Skunky on September 6, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Liawatha has alot more skeletons in her closet. Read about her and her brother made LOADS of money buying foreclosed properties and flipping them for big money. As in displacing poor , out of work Americans, throwing them out on the street and selling their houses.

A true Democrat. Do as I say, not as I do……

whip on September 6, 2012 at 11:28 pm

clever cartoon juxtaposition.

bobguzzardi on September 7, 2012 at 9:22 am

The former, still very popular mayor of Springfield, Mass., (second largest city in Mass.) Charles V. Ryan-Democrat announced yesterday that he’s endorsing Sen. Scott Brown-R in his re-election bid for the senate.

Neils60 on September 7, 2012 at 10:55 am

What would have happened to any of us if we had pulled a con like Elizabeth Warren? We wouldn’t be allowed to run for Senate, that’s for sure.

Tanstaafl jw on September 7, 2012 at 11:09 am


    Well, if you’d like a hint, right now Harvard itself is investigating about 150 of its students for plagiarism and cheating – all in a single introductory govt class. Apparently the students are being held to a higher standard than the cowbird’s egg on the faculty.

    I wish that some courageous judge would *force* Harvard to halt their investigation until such time as Warren is dealt with properly. Clearly these students need the “adults” there to set a better ethical example. And something tells me that this little prank by Warren is business as usual for the faculty.

    Statusmonkey on September 7, 2012 at 11:46 am

Fake Indian… .like Michael Dorris, 1/2 of the John&Yoko of the literary world? He faked being Indian to get grants and advances to print his books trashing America, like “The Crown of Columbus” on the 500th anniversary of Columbus’ landing.

Zev on September 8, 2012 at 6:24 pm

I am 6.25% (My paternal grandmother was 1/4) and I didn’t get any free rides, nor do I own a stake in a casino.

Silly me working my way through life on my own accomplishments.

Phil M on September 10, 2012 at 10:24 am

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