November 8, 2012, - 3:31 pm

Obama Trying to Quickly Settle Top NY Homeland Security Cop’s Lawsuit to Spare Napolitano Embarassment

By Debbie Schlussel

The biggest winner, other than Obama and the Democrats, in Tuesday’s elections was James T. Hayes, the top Homeland Security official in New York. He could stand to make several hundred thousand dollars from the federal government, as the Obama administration seeks to protect Janet Napolitano from more embarrassment over sexual discrimination and harassment allegations against her and her minions.


NY ICE Special Agent in Charge Jim Hayes (top left) Sued Homeland Security Chief Napolitano Over Sexual Harassment by Suzanne Barr (bottom left) and Anti-Straight Discrimination in Favor of J-No Girlfriend Dora Schriro (bottom right)

In a story I broke on this site that went viral and got major news coverage all over the world, Hayes, Special Agent in Charge of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for New York City, filed a civil rights lawsuit against Homeland Security chief Napolitano a/k/a “The Lesbionic Woman,” affirming something I’ve written about on this site for years–harassment by Napolitano’s hand-picked ICE then-Chief-of-Staff Suzanne Barr and discrimination by Napolitano in favor of gay employees, including her unqualified lesbian galpal, Dora Schriro. The Obama Justice Department is looking to quickly settle that lawsuit to spare Napolitano, Schriro, Barr, and other Homeland Security officials from having to answer embarrassing questions in depositions.

Now that Eric Holder has announced he may resign as Attorney General, Obama is considering Napolitano for the spot. But it would be very embarrassing for her to undergo confirmation hearings with the lawsuit over her head and so many questions about the “Magic Mike” and “Harem of Rosie O’Donnell” atmospheres at ICE.

It’s probably no accident that the suit was filed just months before the election. Had Mitt Romney won, though, the suit wouldn’t have juice anymore, because Napolitano would be on her way out. Now, though, it’s on steroids, especially with discussions of Napolitano as the next Attorney General (a huge joke on America, in and of itself), and the Obama administration needs to make the suit go away.

Various filings in federal court gave the parties time to settle the suit before the election, but that time was extended until after the election, probably because the Justice Department was awaiting the election outcome. Now, Obama and Napolitano will have to quickly settle this. And settle this they will, because if they don’t, it will be a disaster for Obama and for Napolitano in any other position she seeks in the Obama administration. You heard it here first.

But that doesn’t mean that Republican Senators, who should bring this up during any confirmation hearings, can’t subpoena witnesses and ask questions about the atmosphere at ICE, in which officials and agents are promoted and/or get special treatment if they are gay, and in which then-Chief-of-Staff Suzy “Stripper Pole” Barr propositioned dozens of male ICE agents, and some of them gave in, in exchange for job advancement.

And it doesn’t mean that House Homeland Security Committee members can’t haul Napolitano’s ass before their committee to answer some very serious questions about what went on with her knowing approval and, in many cases, active participation.

Look for this case to be settled very quickly and swept under the rug, now that Barack Hussein Obama is perpetuated on America for another four years.


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29 Responses

Actually, Republican Senators might not have committee subpoena power, if blocked by the Democratic Committee members. Additionally Harry Ass Reid is seeking to end or limit the filibuster, which will essentially strip the Republican Senators of any power.

We should not be so quick to point out the corruption and the dictatorship of the Communist Party in China. They have nothing over the Democratic Party here.

Jonathan E. Grant on November 8, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    I know smaller companies are no longer providing health insurance because they understand that employees are now responsible for it…

    Can’t wait till some part time muzzie vaccinates with poison and it is labeled “work place stress” and the perp is moved to a lifetime disabiity check allowing him or her to hang out at the mosque and plot bigger kills.

    As goes Israel, so goes the World... on November 8, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    You nailed it. With the family unit still sacrosanct, the bedrock of law and order, in China one is safer on the streets than here.

    Nighthawk on November 8, 2012 at 6:56 pm

If I were Obama, I wouldn’t worry much. They seem to have hyper-teflon like properties when it comes to scandal. I’m sure if someone brings it up, they will be the ones to come under investigation for having the nerve to question someone connected to our savior.

jerry doegen on November 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Sounds like the Peter Principle is the standard under President Bozo the Clown.

David on November 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Comrade Debinov, I would be willing to bet that Dear Leader in our official Unionized Socialist States of America is also letting Kommisar Holder give Comrade Jackson Jr. a deal so that Comrade Jackson Jr. will keep his mouth shut about Dear Leader and pals so, that he can serve out his newly elected term in Illinois. I’m sure Dear Leader finds it more productive to have Comrade Jackson Jr. in his post and it was probably arranged that if Dear Leader was re-elected His Gloriousness would help make charges against Comrade Jackson Jr. disappear. I have said enough, Dear Leader’s thought police will surely hunt me down and imprision me for this subversive hate speech. I must go hide.

Comrade Markinov on November 8, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I think, while they’re at it, those same Republican Senators need to collar Holder and nail him to the wall regarding “Fast and Furious” and then acquire target lock on O-bismal regarding Benghazi.

He got his “revenge” in the election….it’s our turn now!

Kharma’s a bitch….

IceNoMore on November 8, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Ice, although I agree with you, it ain’t gonna happen. Teflon SES’s. ICE no more my own self.

    WilliamMunny on November 9, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Comrade Markinov is a welcome addition to the commenters on this site. Hopefully the Comrade can elude the thought police.

Little Al on November 8, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Agreed, Little Al. I enjoyed the post. But something about his posts remind me of A1…

    Skunky on November 8, 2012 at 6:47 pm

      Skunky, that was my thought as well! Maybe A1 was finally banned, and he’s back here under deep cover.

      Since we both arrived at the same suspicion, I’ll bet we’re right.

      skzion on November 8, 2012 at 10:15 pm

        Hee-hee Skzion. Great minds think alike.

        A1 wasn’t banned though. He said a final goodbye right before Halloween. So that is why I think the obsessed weirdo may be back under a new name…and with a different approach. 😀

        Skunky on November 8, 2012 at 10:34 pm

For a man with little law enforcement experience, and almost no background in investigations, Hayes has done very well. This coming payout will just be more frosting on the cake.

Unfortunately, ICE’s operational model is based upon the legacy Immigration and Naturalization Service’s, in which people are hired/promoted, not based upon their knowledge, skills, and abilities, but instead based upon who you are (sex, race, sexual preference, etc.), or who you know.

King David on November 8, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    Well said King Douchebag….like that’s never been the case in legacy Customs, right? Don’t insult my intelligence and that of other informed readers, especially those of us who’ve served and have seen it firsthand.

    Get your head out of the kool-aid tank and take a breath…

    IceNoMore on November 9, 2012 at 9:53 am

Why do these miserable dykes have to be so obnoxious? They have power, legal protection and entitlements against discrimination and truthfully, I don’t think that many people really care that they like mullets, tattoos and impale each other with sex toys. I know I don’t care what they do. So why are they all assh*les?

DS_ROCKS! on November 8, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Combine the posts of JEG and JD, and that’s pretty much precisely how I’m thinking about this. Not expecting much in the way of real resolution here. Wondering how long it will take for them to build some more prisons and reopen old ones in Nevada. For the citizens that they deem less than desirable. Aw hell, time to relax and breath deeply for a In with the good, out with the bad pheeeeeeew.

samurai on November 8, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Obama DOES have an enemies list. And, I am betting that all of us that gave our opinions on face book and boards like this are on it.

RT on November 8, 2012 at 9:47 pm

No Comrade Skunkynov, I am Not A1. I am an avid fan of the Peoples Cube and decided to change my name on here since we are now officially the Unionized Socialist States of America. I was formerly markswf but, since our new official status change I decided to change my name as a last free exercise of thought as we lose our capitalist freedom. I did not post often. When I post it will always be to help illustrate the absurdity of liberal thought. I must go now as I’ve said too much and now Dear Leader’s thought police will be on my trail. Thank you Comrade Little Alvinov for your kind words they shall help me when I am finally caught and sent to a cold hard labor camp where I will have only past warm memories and my vodka ration to keep from freezing.

Comrade Markinov on November 9, 2012 at 1:05 am

Haye’s be just like all them other unqualified, no account, shifless white boys that don’t do no work, aint never done no work, and isn’t expected to do no work, but want to be promoted, and selected for EVERY position they apply for! Why, well because they filled out that application, that’s why. Ya know the type, ICE/HSI be full of them. Now they (HSI) got this new thing called “PRODUCTIVITY”, they realizing now that some of the top 3 SAC offices in the country, with hundreds and hundreds of agents at the GS-13-14-15 level, have the lowest rates in everything: seizures, investigations, criminal investigators doing what they are expected to do: INVESTIGATE CRIMINALS. To many of these CLOWNS it’s a new concept, they’ve heard something about that and seen it on TV. It’s not happening. Why? because HSI is now full of people like this CLOWN, no experience, don’t know how to do anything, never done anything, and NOT EXPECTED to do anything, but expect, NAY, DEMAND, to get promoted! Well, “not doing anything” is a bit of a stretch, I must admit, cause he did manage to file those applications, and then a complaint. And it’s getting worse by the day, literally. The CLOWNS want PRODUCTIVITY? The formula is simple: GET THEY ASS OUT TO THE STREET AND DO YOUR MUTHA**CKING JOB! Aint nobody gonna bust a criminal from the warmth and safety of they office, sitting all up in front of the computer, surfing the web, printing out thousands of papers, complaining about that one Black or Hispanic that the CLOWNS threw a bone to, after throwing 99 to the White boys. With the hundreds of thousands of criminals freely operating and roaming the streets of the urban areas where these SAC offices are located, can’t nobody come up with more than just a baggy of weed, and a little scared mexican working cleaning the washrooms at McDonald’s. What a joke. What a CLOWN agency.
Hey, maybe they can’t, and we just have to deal with four more years of this BS.

MF Jones on November 9, 2012 at 10:54 am

    Finally, we agree on something….

    Please on November 9, 2012 at 9:39 pm

By the way, I’m referencing the immigration CLOWNS and their Customs CLOWN colleagues, the only difference being that immigrations is being CLOWNS just doing all that BS immigration work, the Customs CLOWNS that were trying to do that BS immigration work, had all the other Customs agents doing actual criminal investigations, not just rounding up thousands of scared little mexicans, or having 10 “tough” immigration agents arresting a scared little mexican that cleaned washrooms at Chipotle, and was then released on his own “recognizance”.

MF Jones on November 9, 2012 at 11:11 am

    I’m not sure, but I think that white people have been dissed by MF Jones being lazy, racist, etc. Are there any interpreters out there cus I am not to bright.

    Rochelle on November 9, 2012 at 1:25 pm

      Rochelle, we DO need a translator! And as I tweeted to some jive turkey last week when he was picking on a fellow conservative…”Oh dear. Barbara Billingsley is dead. But I need her to translate this jive-ass jive vomit”.

      And in another thread Ralph A. thought of it as well (for another illiterate post-er) and he provided us that infamous scene in “Airplane”.

      Skunky on November 9, 2012 at 4:18 pm

MF Jones is probably an FBI puke that thinks he’s being clever. Nice try. They ARE good shots, though. Ruby Ridge comes to mind.

WilliamMunny on November 9, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    If we were only so lucky…..

    Please on November 9, 2012 at 9:43 pm

All 3 of ya some ignorant MF’er’s, All 3 of ya must be legacy ins clowns that work for HSI now, can’t investigate your way out of a paper bag, don’t know shit from shinola, WAY off the mark. Skunky close them legs girl, it be smelling like a fish market around here

MF Joners on November 9, 2012 at 8:54 pm

…..and then again, maybe not.

Please on November 9, 2012 at 9:40 pm

According to a report in the Daily Rash, during his appearance on CBS This Morning Joe Biden said the Department of Homeland Defense is “crawling with lesbians.”

Holly on November 9, 2012 at 9:42 pm

What is going on with the Zeke Garcia widow lawsuit?

2468 on November 12, 2012 at 1:31 am

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