November 15, 2012, - 2:05 pm

EXCLUSIVE: Obama Pays $175K to ICE Agent to Cover Up Janet Napolitano Sex Harassment – Homeland Paycheck Security

By Debbie Schlussel

How much will Barack Obama pay to keep details of Janet Napolitano’s discrimination against straight male agents at the Department of Homeland Security a secret? $175,000. How much will Obama pay to keep details of Napolitano’s hand-picked Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) ex-Chief of Staff Suzanne Barr’s sexual harassment of dozens of male agents a secret? $175,000. has learned that today the US government agreed to settle the lawsuit filed by James T. Hayes, the Department of Homeland Security’s top New York cop, for $175,000. A court filing, posted below, just made announces the amount.

Click on the image to see the whole thing . . .


Cha-Ching: Barack Obama Just Gave NY ICE Special Agent in Charge Jim Hayes (top left) $175K to Put the Kabosh on Info About Homeland Security Chief Napolitano’s Anti-Straight Discrimination in Favor of J-No Girlfriend Dora Schriro (bottom right) & Napolitano’s Crony ex-ICE Chief of Staff Suzanne Barr’s Sexual Harrassment

I told you, last week, that the biggest winner in Barack Obama’s re-election, other than Barack Obama, was Hayes, and that the lawsuit would be quickly settled. And I was right. broke the story, months ago, about Hayes, ICE Special Agent in Charge for New York City, and the lawsuit he filed against Napolitano. As I told you, it would be very embarrassing to Barack Obama to have Napolitano and her lesbian girlfriend, Dora Schriro, deposed, along with disgraced former ICE Chief of Staff Suzy Barr. That the Obama administration was willing to pay $175,000 to keep this from happening is pretty clear evidence of the lengths to which Barack Obama is willing to go to cover up embarrassing details of the top people he hires, including the woman who is supposed to be protecting America from terrorists, and is instead protecting gay and lesbian paramours and female sexual harassers.

You heard a lot from Barack Obama about the Republican Party’s alleged “war on women.” But Barack Obama uses your money to keep the lid on media attention about his “war on men.”

I can tell you that there are many other ICE agents who will be sorry they didn’t file such a lawsuit, and since the statute of limitations hasn’t run out yet for most of Suzy “Stripper Pole” Barr’s and Janet Napolitano’s victims, this settlement may open the floodgates for a lot of similar other lawsuits.

Given this development, I don’t think Barack Obama will ever nominate Janet Napolitano for anything else, including–as it was rumored–Attorney General. That would be pretty stupid, since the settlement can’t prevent Senators and Congressmen from calling Jim Hayes and other ICE agents as witnesses against “The Lesbionic Woman.”


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43 Responses

From what I’m reading, there is surely a group of ICE-men willing to make some extra bank from Bam-Bam Obama.

Hell, I might consider a lawsuit of my own – God knows I need the cash.

Show me the money, Mr Prez!

The Reverend Jacques on November 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm

$175k isn’t much when they have all of the taxpayer’s funds to work with… i would’ve held out for an even million. no, check that, $1.6M so that after the attorney get’s his third, you’d be left with a million.

kirche on November 15, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Yeah,even though settlements are tax free,you gotta pay your attorney.

    175k is really a small settlement considering he’ll get about 122k after fees.

    That’s like what,a years salary?
    A new pickup and a payoff on a credit card?

    In other words…chump change.

    ebayer on November 15, 2012 at 2:39 pm

      exactly my calculus, ebayer.

      kirche on November 15, 2012 at 4:10 pm

$175k?!?!?!?! There’s either not much of a case to prove or the guy’s an idiot for settlingfor so little.

FrenchKiss on November 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Come on, now, you don’t think there’s more to this? He’ll be out in L.A. in no time!

govie on November 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm

The whole debacle is indicative of what a tawdry side show that agency has evolved into. $175K is chicken scratch….I’m not saying Hayes probably isn’t a POS in his own right but the nefarious activities of ICE, DHS, and its other fetid offspring needed to be outed and those people held accountable.

I hope more agents who had their careers jacked up jump on the bandwagon as well…ICE, it’s impudent cronies, and the eunuchs with OIG all need to see what it’s like on the other side of the barrel.

IceNoMore on November 15, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Oh yeah…I think Nappy and Suzy “I’ll smoke your pole” Barr should be made to write the check out of their personal accounts. Hate to see any further taxpayer money get spent on this goat rope.

IceNoMore on November 15, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    more likely these two will rake in handsome speaking fees at women’s colleges and various other chick events…

    kirche on November 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm

$175 K – hat’s about 4 years worth of Federal income tax we’ve paid. Good to know that we have to clip coupons so that Obama can redistribute my money to pay off Federal employees.

DS_ROCKS! on November 15, 2012 at 4:17 pm


    LOL – you didn’t bury that!

    Status Monkey on November 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Debbie – I believe your headline is misleading. Obama ain’t paying one penny. You and I are.

As it is I am disappointed. I wanted everything to be aired in public.

I_AM_ME on November 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm

The EEOC is full of shit anyway and stacked against the intended recipients of its “protection”, the ” minorities”, you know, the Black and Hispanics that everyone rants about that are getting “special treatment” sounds sort of Gestapo-ish doesn’t it.

This is another example of the agency, ICE/HSI, settling another discrimination complaint filed by another privileged white boy that is already the beneficiary of ICE discriminatory practices against Blacks and Hispanics as evidenced by his meteoric rise to the SAC level, despite being totally unqualified, as documented by his very own colleagues on this blog. Apparently his only qualification was the color of his skin.
While all this bullshit is going on, i.e., another ICE/HSI eunuch complaining that a woman discriminated against him, the actual people being discriminated against (Blacks and Hispanics) have to endure ICE/HSI fighting their discrimination complaints every step of the way, when was the last time you heard of a Black or Hispanic EEO filer settling for $175K, or the Black or Hispanic employee being a SAC and filing an EEO? (And part of the reason is that it’s stacked against Blacks and Hispanics, ICE/HSI by policy is prepared to fight it every step of the way, basically all they have to say is “NO, of course we don’t discriminate”.) The answer is NEVER. That’s why the EEOC process is all total bullshit. Hey it is almost the Holidays, so what else can this CLOWN EUNUCH expect to find under the tree? The only time you hear or read about an EEO complaints is when there is a White boy filing the complaint.

MF Jones on November 15, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Hey MFer Jones…don’t let your jheri curl get too soggy on account of the “Hispanics”. You really shouldn’t worry about that group of minorities…we are chock-a-block with deeply religious (Catholic) sorts who are family oriented and we have heaps of Valedictorians with huge brains to keep us alllll from being kept down from “the man”.

    Skunky on November 15, 2012 at 5:42 pm



      Fully 70 percent of those “deeply religious family-oriented sorts” voted FOR the candidate of legalized infanticide and gay rights. And when you consider the fact that this actually pretty much describes Romney too, the real figure is more like 99.5 percent.

      BTW, your late-night lover Gay Obama declared that “all of the blacks and Hispanics” at selective schools are “far inferior” to the white students at the same school. In other words, not a single Mexican on planet Earth could get into Harvard without an unfair advantage, in his opinion.

      Please discuss.

      Status Monkey on November 16, 2012 at 8:43 pm

        @Gay Obama,

        WAS she?

        LOL, I’ll take your word for it; it’s hard enough to communicate with that primate, let alone detect its “sarcasm.” You’re a lot closer to her mental level, so I guess you would know.

        And they call ME a monkey! And they call YOU a Maroon! What a world!

        Status Monkey on November 16, 2012 at 8:45 pm

      Bitch, I don”t think even you can make sense of what you’ve written. Are you really going through life with those hateful stereotypes? Or did you develop them because one of “them” did your momma wrong and you don’t know who your daddy is but suspect and therefore hate. Is that other moron “Skuzzy” your brother or your uncle? Whatever he is it’s obvious you all from the same shallow gene pool. And that “hahahha” and “LOL” shit you be putting on this blog, naw, uh uh, that is not witty, or even intelligent, you sound like an old hoe trying to hang on to some of that fading youth, you just a squirrel in this world, trying to get a nut.

      MF Jones on November 27, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Hey, the Kennedy’s paid of the Kopechnie family for $60K, so what’s the issue here? Slime is slime, whenever it happens. But this has all been done before.

JeffT on November 15, 2012 at 5:31 pm

More Bizarro World migraine inducing shenanigans.

Meanwhile, the Obama-Putin campaign successfully got many of the brainless Obama Zombies to believe Mitt Romney was a felon, tax-cheat and killer but I bet you can’t find 5 of them who know about the nonsense, chaos and debauchery (even if just alluded to) by these Lezzers and the stripper pole chick who looks like a Lezzer but loved to talk about dick.

I hate Bizarro World!!!

Skunky on November 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm


I know I didn’t graduate from Princeton Law like a certain faker on your site did (who at his own request will go unnamed – LOL), but I strongly suspect that Napolitano was sued in her personal capacity, and will have to shell out the pittance herself.

The DHS has sovereign immunity, does it not?

Status Monkey on November 15, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    @Muslim “A1” Monkey is in quite a pickle. He praised the schools Debbie went to and compared them to one that I went to, which he thought no better than his prep school, only to learn that Debbie and I share an alma mater. So he can’t flatter Debbie without flattering me.

    For a sociopath, this is not a comfortable situation.

    So now he asserts that I went to Princeton Law, though neither I nor Debbie went to Princeton Anything. In addition, I don’t think Princeton HAS a law school.

    Only Muslim Monkey gets caught in easily debunked lies, and he does that because he likes to be humiliated. While I usually say, each to his own, it is pretty disgusting when it is not consensual.


    skzion on November 16, 2012 at 9:36 am

      Hee-hee Skzion. Anyone who thinks Monkeypud (who has been banned and blocked here many times but still LOOOOOVES to chill here with peeps who don’t like him) went to any school where “remedial” or a short school bus was not involved is more daft than he is.

      The Kiwi PM got in heaps of trouble for saying (after meeting him) that David Beckham was thicker than bat sh**. The NZ PM has not met Monkeypud yet.

      And his arguments and stands are always so foolish and incongruent. Bring back the State Asylums so Monkeypud can eat his own sh** it peace!!!!

      Skunky on November 16, 2012 at 10:26 am

        @Skuzzy-Skeevy, Frosty-Freezie,

        LOL, did the “Kiwi PM” ever get “busted” for resume fraud? And has he ever been photographed with Gay Obama?

        Status Monkey on November 16, 2012 at 8:49 pm

      @Gay Obama,

      Haha, help! Heeeelp! The walls are closing in on me. Obviously reading comprehension is not your strong suit. Was I heaping “praise” on those schools by saying they were better than your lackluster (and fake) alma mater? LOL, I guess if I say that ITT Tech is better than the University of Phoenix, you will be signing up there in hot haste?

      Truly amazing that you finally realized Princeton has no law school. Pretty much everyone here got the joke immediately. But I don’t see why that needs to stop you from claiming you went there. Next week, you’ll probably triumphantly inform us all that Princeton has no medical school, either. Doctor?

      You were BUSTED – you know nothing about your pretended alma mater. You didn’t even know the difference between UIC and UIUC – despite the fact that people ALWAYS mistake U.Chicago for UIC. Aparently, you’ve never even heard of the place.

      Maybe your name on this page should be “Gay Elizabeth Warren” from now on. You win ten Pinnochios for that Chicago prank, my friend. I hope you aren’t duping anyone in the business world with your flimflam and chicanery. But you probably are.

      LOL, Chris Hansen now has TWO reasons to do a Dateline special about you.

      Status Monkey on November 16, 2012 at 8:50 pm

        Muslim Monkey, you don’t really think I’m going to read that boring, looong instance of vacuity, do you? If you want me to humiliate you with specifics, you will have to learn concision.

        skzion on November 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

          @Gay Obama,

          That’s okay, it was really written for everyone else anyway. Also, most of the words are too big for you anyway.

          Status Monkey on November 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

For all you followers of Debbie who don’t know the inside story to this, allow me to enlighten you.

This guy, Hayes, is arguably the biggest POS to ever grace the planet. He’s a bully, a crybaby, psychopath and a text book case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He got to where he is because he had a powerful friend and that is it. He destroyed many good people along the way. The lawsuit? A joke. His main complaint was that he was replaced by a lesser qualified female. False. He was replaced by a male that had more qualifications in his left butt cheek than Hayes will have in 10 lifetimes. Hayes filed this lawsuit for 2 reasons. To make a quick buck and to make himself untouchable. They will never go after this guy for anything…ever. And, even though he’s not too bright, he knows this. He will always revert to “you’re picking on me because I filed a lawsuit”. The part about Suzie Barr? Irrelevant to the case. He threw that out to show that he knew stuff and he was willing to reveal a lot more. The $175K is nothing more than hush money. Move on…nothing else to see here.

Jim Hayes Is A Lying, Cheating Scumbag on November 15, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Sure, Hayes is a POS, but anything to expose the a-holes running the biggest joke…er…agency is not a bad thing. One years pay to silence him. And THAT IS part of the pay-off, silence. Bet your ass on THAT.

    WilliamMunny on November 15, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    Jim Hayes is Lying,

    Excellent take. Hayes cultivated friends at HQ and road their coattails, ambition was his sole motivator. The new leadership staff recognized this guy was nothing more than an empty suit with a big mouth, and that’s why he was moved out for people who were actually qualified. This lawsuit was nothing more than a shakedown.

    As to the EEO system only benefitting white men, that is a joke. I know several minorities and women over the years that got relief and prevailed with EEO claims, and except for a couple, their claims were legit. Conversely, I have never seen a white male succeed with a claim, Hayes is the first I’ve seen in 20 years, although I am sure others have succeeded. I’ve seen agencies cave to minorities in EEO complaints far more quickly than they have with white complainants.

    And this is why Jim Hayes is Lying is spot on. This settlement had nothing to do with the merits and everything to do with shutting this embarrassment the hell up.

    Please on November 15, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Hmm…OPR agent having sex with Jimmy and threatens him with bodily harm if he is cheating on her or if she finds out that he is married?!? Him keeping emails on everything and everybody…(blue dress style) ….the very Same OPR agent that he was shtopping is a part of OPR investigations into his other sexual relations with federal employees and contractors that he promotes for all those favors….Victor X Cerda represents Jimmy pro bono and drops him later on… Someone sure did bank roll and push him toward this disastrous cat fight of high and mighty pu*sies…$175K for this type of national circus presentation!!!! He really did sold out way too cheap! No amount of money will ever clean him out from this filth, now that millions of Americans know almost every little sordid detail about him. Morton and Co. Filth notwithstanding of course, but that’s another side of the same coin.

JustAnotherServant on November 15, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Right. Jim Hayes is brilliant. If you don’t believe it, just ask him. Funny. Mr. Hayes believes he should be running a major corporation like Jack Welch or Steve Jobs. He really thinks that highly of himself. What corporation will touch him now? Google anyone? Jim Hayes, we all leave a trail in this life and yours is full of slime. Like the slug you are.

Jim Hayes Is A Lying, Cheating Scumbag on November 15, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Hayes is the poster child for HSI—lacking in law enforcement experience, no investigative background, and no real education to speak of. The government should change HSI’s name back to what it is, the Immigration and Naturalization Service.

King David on November 15, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    Naaah….you got it all wrong. Should be changed back to the “Customs Creampuff Club”.

    IceNoMore on November 16, 2012 at 11:15 am

I see the Jim Hayes fan club showed up to leave a few comments…


Gonna be a good Christmas at the Hayes house this year!

ebayer on November 16, 2012 at 3:03 am

In my 20 years being a member of the greatest navy I’ve run across several people just like this jerk Hayes. I’m sure many of you know the type of person this guy is. Not too smart, butt kissing the right people and willing to step on others to get to higher positions. It’s funny that Odumbo and his man Janet Nutpolitano got this monkey drop his lawsuit for a measley 175 large. Since he was whoring for a payday maybe he should’ve gone higher. It makes one wonder how many other dirtbags in this administration will be leaving with taxpayer funded payoffs to STFU and go away. Hold on to your ankles folks because it’s going to be a fun 4 years.

Ken b on November 16, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Hayes was bought on the cheap. Let’s see……Janet(Jack)Napolitano to Justice. Shrillery to Pres. in’16, Lurch to Defense, Rice to Sec/State. What could go wrong?

herbster on November 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm

ThX for the comments. $175K seemed a low settlement figure.

Visteo on November 16, 2012 at 7:47 pm

What about Joe Biden’s assessment of Napolitano? According to a report in the Daily Rash, during his appearance on CBS This Morning the vice president said the Department of Homeland Defense is crawling with lesbians.

Lizzy on November 16, 2012 at 9:48 pm

This settlement will forever be known as Hayes’ greatest achievement (wait, his only achievement as Special Agent/Criminal Investigator), other than the fact that he rose to the SAC level solely based upon the color of his skin.

There are thousands of chumps like this that have infiltrated ICE/HSI, with no experience, no knowledge, lack of qualifications other than school #1, school #2, etc, butt kissed the correct ass, knee-padded his/her way to promotions, ingratiated themselves with the boss, “investigated” other agents instead of criminals, spend all day “investigating” from the comfort and safety of their cubicle, put it all together and you got HSI/ICE the modern day, high-tech, Investigative arm of DHS! The laughing stock of all federal agencies, the “law enforcement” agency no criminal needs to fear, unless you’re slinging hamburgers at the local McDonald’s, in which case the full force of the mighty HSI will swoop down upon them and transport them to the detention center for processing before being released a couple hours later on their own recognizance. Can anyone here really envision a career in immigration, then ICE doing that and calling it “criminal investigations”?

As for the chump “Please” who always make claims that he knows this he knows that, that there are Blacks and Hispanics that have gotten huge settelements from EEOC complaints, I challenge this chump, just like I challenge any other chump that makes unsubstantiated claims, to come up with one case similar to this Hayes one where a Black or Hispanic at that level was the recipient of an EEOC decision in their favor.

Instead of being grateful that solely through the merger with Customs, immigration agents were able to coattail their way to GS-113’s/14’s and above, without any experience or qualifications,and any of the hard work, and now demand more promotions solely based on being White, is one of the major problems with HSI and the EEOC process is stacked against Blacks and Hispanics. BTW honkies, I digs yo’ white wommens! 🙂 have a nice day.

MF('er) Jones on November 30, 2012 at 11:10 am

Sounds like the Investigators in Kern County, CA, who can’t find their way out of a 12X12 room, even with a window and door on each wall………..

Will He on March 22, 2013 at 2:14 am

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