January 29, 2013, - 4:58 pm

“Wise Latina”: Sonia Sotomayor Begs Oprah, “Please Get Me a Date” – The Reality Show Justice

By Debbie Schlussel

I recently told you about some of the ridiculous personal information contained in Obama Justice Sonia Sotomayor’s memoir, “My Beloved World,” in which she talks about her loveless marriage, the giant affirmative action chip on her shoulder, her insecurity about her looks, and that her fellow Supremes think she’s a dummy and doesn’t deserve to be on the Court (they are correct on both counts). Now, though, it gets worse. The great American lumpenproletariat filled with gullible dummies has made her book a hit on the best seller list, and she begged Oprah in the latest issue of Oprah’s “O” Magazine to help her get a date. Oy vey.


Back when I first wrote about her book, I said on Facebook (join me on Facebook) that it’s official: we now have the first reality show Supreme Court Justice. How sad that she keeps proving me right in spades. From page 146 of the February 2013 issue of “O: The Oprah Magazine”:

Oprah: Men, as a rule, want to be needed in the way he’s [DS: Sotomayor’s ex-husband] talking about. And I think it takes a special kind man to be with a woman like you.

Sonia Sotomayor: I fear, yes.

O: So, next question, how does one date when one is a Supreme Court Justice?

SS: I have no idea, because I haven’t been able to since I became one!

O: Talk about intimidating–good Lord! Lots of women–from Gayle [DS: Oprah’s girlfriend and rumored lesbian lover] to other friends–say, “Am I intimidating to men?” But when you’re a Supreme Court justice, that’s pretty damn intimidating!

SS: I worry about that, let me tell you. Since I was nominated and confirmed, I’ve been completely drowning in my work. But at some point I’ll pick up my head and say, “It’s time to date again.” When I do that, you’ve got to find the guy for me.

O: You gotta get in line with a long list of women! [Laughs.]

Gayle King: [Off to the side, listening.] Get behind me, Justice!

[Emphasis added.]

Hmmm . . . so this woman who is publicly asking Oprah to serve as her pimp is making major decisions on Islamic terrorists at Gitmo and whether racial preferences should endure in college admissions. Is this a sign that the apocalypse is upon us or what? Yup, the movie “Idiocracy” is our reality, my friends. Sadly.

I repeat what I said before about So-So’s love life (or lack thereof). I don’t want or need to know about the dating history of a Supreme Court Justice. TMI, Lady. TMI. Apparently someone confused SCOTUS with scrotum . . . or something.

One other thing: when So-So told the world–in a comment that was a staple of her speeches–that she was more qualified than White men as a judge because she’s a “wise Latina,” she said that “a wise Latina with the richness of her experiences would, more often than not, reach a better conclusion.”

Well, yes, I guess that if a woman sues e-Harmony.com or Match.com because she dated a serial killer, and it gets all the way to the Supreme Court, Wise Latina can relate better than everyone else because she asked e-Oprah to fix her up, too.

Uh-huh. “Richness of experiences,” indeed. You know datz right.

Look for more Barack Obama judicial and Supreme Court nominees with such “richness of experiences.”


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47 Responses

We have to be living in an alternate universe. No other way this chick is on the SCOTUS.

Larry Durham on January 29, 2013 at 6:03 pm

We are definitely living in the times of Moshiach when this moron is on the Supreme Court.

[To my readers who are not Jewish, the “Moshiach” is the savior (who we believe is yet to come) in Hebrew. DS]

David on January 29, 2013 at 6:25 pm


Just as I thought… She’s a barn yard animal, a desperate barn yard animal.


As goes, so goes on January 29, 2013 at 6:48 pm

said before

bader-ginsburg was overjoyed
at soto’s appointment for
it guaranteed that
ruthy would not be called

the dumbest a– to ever sit there

prestigio on January 29, 2013 at 6:49 pm

So much for the dignity of the court



Peter on January 29, 2013 at 7:03 pm

“And I think it takes a special kind man to be with a woman like you.”

Yeah, one desperate loser. This is the best this country has? Affirmative action all the way.

Road Warrior on January 29, 2013 at 7:03 pm

    Yup, Affirmative Action hard at work. What an embarrassment to the Judicial System. Even the liberal judges don’t want to play with her. Anyone remember when the geniuses in the media were calling her a “Latino Woman”. That would make her a transvestite wouldn’t it?…Yikes!…maybe they were on to something 🙂

    theShadow on January 29, 2013 at 10:03 pm

Well, we had a president who talked about his underwear, and all kinds of Members of Congress involved in every imaginable kind of personal and sexual scandal. So I guess Justice Sotomayor believes in equal opportunity. Maybe she can hook up with Senator Vitter or Bill Clinton. He might have something coming up before the Supremes.

But these types of antics in a broader sense are paving the way towards anarchy, since obviously Government’s authority is diminishing rapidly with all this stuff.

Little Al on January 29, 2013 at 7:17 pm

DS said: “her insecurity about her looks”

Hell yeah! She makes Jabba look like Miss Alabama. The insecurity is well placed. “Wise Latina” my ass.

FrenchKiss on January 29, 2013 at 7:50 pm

I’d feel bad for her if she weren’t so arrogant. Arrogant about being a female minority.

samurai on January 29, 2013 at 7:56 pm

Surely there are wiser Latina women that can get a date on Saturday night without an Oprah intervention and surely some of them must even be lawyers?

I guess it’s tempting to think of yourself as a little bit smarter and wiser than your contemporaries if you’ve reached the same position as them just because of your last name and political views.
That’s a pretty clever position to be in.
Of course you have to constantly reaffirm those two things if you have nothing else going on just to prevent yourself from turning into wallpaper but I’m sure Justice Sotomayor has no problem there.

If she ever does Oprah will lend a hand and provide an escort service back into the limelight.
Law be damned in the court of public opinion which is really the only court that counts now.

There’s a difference between being wise and being crafty and I think that’s what’s intentionally being lost in translation here.

Frankz on January 29, 2013 at 8:06 pm

I think we now know it really is the end of civilization.

General P. Malaise on January 29, 2013 at 8:41 pm

Fat, ugly, and stupid is no way to go through life, Sonia.

fleiter on January 29, 2013 at 9:48 pm

Uhgg.. I would’nt “f” that with a stolen dick!!

Canadian Steve on January 29, 2013 at 11:18 pm

GACK. Just gack ….

Jack on January 30, 2013 at 12:48 am

Sonia Sotomayor has surrendered whatever claim she had for any form of public respect. Sonia Sotomayor would be lousy as a People’s Court judge on television. She lacks the gravitas for it.

Worry01 on January 30, 2013 at 1:18 am


Kershaw on January 30, 2013 at 1:23 am

    Kershaw you inbred, Deliverance loving, cousin sexing, sitting-on-the-front-porch-playing-a-banjo-all-day, hillbilly, if you are alluding to Sotomayor’s heritage it is not Mexican, it is Puerto Rican, you dumbass hillbilly. The Affirmative Action of the past, if you was White, is over, now that it also applies to Hispanics and Blacks. And there will never truly be any Equal Opportunity until we get a “minority” president that can get a BJ while on duty and get away with it: A White man getting a BJ from a White woman, while in the White House, is the role model.

    MF Jones on January 30, 2013 at 11:15 am

      Lol! MFer, who must be one of the black racist morons of Detroit (see Debbie’s latest on Belle Isle) goes after P’Shaw!

      Poor MFer can’t imagine that the reason it sucks to be black is because of black actions and ideologies. So he blames whitey’s “Affirmative Action” on behalf of whitey. I guess that explain how non-black and non-hispanic minorities have generally done very well.

      Of course, an “Affirmative Action” for a majority can’t explain much about inequalities in the majority, can it? Nor can it explain good outcomes coming from such a majority. Alas, only bad outcomes have resulted from Affirmative Action, taken as a whole.

      Note also that MFer has now moved the goal post. Now a black president has to have sex in the Oval Office for equality to exist!

      MFer, you’re just a lazy taker who uses race as a means. Drop dead, homey.

      skzion on January 31, 2013 at 9:06 am

        Skuzzyone, Black actions and ideologies that you refer to certainly did not include being terrorized, hunted, an enslaved in the U.S. for several hundred years, being categorized as “chattel” then forever being classified as second class citizens and referred to as “minorities”. You resent the fact that Black and Hispanic “minorities” have also done very well, without Affirmative Action, and you feel disenfranchised because of Black and Hispanic success, and feel that you should have achieved the same success, but never did because of your insular, myopic, provincial life. Affirmative Action historically has been the domain of “Whitey”, to use your term, and was used extensively to further subjugate Blacks,and then Mexicans because they were next in the cross-hair of Manifest Destiny; but greed blinded them when they murdered Native Americans, imported slaves, and stole land from Mexicans, and to make a long story short, Voila! Today’s “problems”. Let that be a lesson to Ignorance, Greed, Bigotry, Racism, and Stupidity, think about what you are doing for it will forever alter the future.
        As for me, personally, I have a very comfortable lifestyle, thank you loser.

        MF Jones on February 1, 2013 at 11:43 am

          MFer, boo hoo. Actually, I have done just fine. I’m concerned about those white men who do not have my individual advantages.

          You see, my contempt for you originates in the intellectual class. I’d love to see Affirmative Action ended so racist, stupid, guilt-flinging minorities such as you are forced out of our top colleges. Maybe then they would be deserve their reputations.

          I’m glad that you pollute this blog, though, as you exemplify the white hater in a pure form.

          Naturally, you did not address the substance of my points, but then you never do. You lack the intelligence, education, and integrity to do so.

          How many white people have lost out so that you could be given what you don’t deserve?

          skzion on February 2, 2013 at 1:43 am

A lot of big deal over nothing. For a supreme to admit to a “dry spell” in public is a little silly, but I’ve heard of dumber things. Usually people in these positions keep those aspects of their personal lives private, but we are living in some strange times. It could be said that this just shows that she is human, a fact about people in power that is sometimes forgotten. I have a crazy idea. What if millions of us American men sent her a valentine this year? Enough so that the Postal service would have to deliver them on a skid with a fork lift. I bet that would cheer her up a little.

RT on January 30, 2013 at 2:10 am


    Wow, now you want love life affirmative action?

    Red Ryder on January 30, 2013 at 8:47 am

No, gracias.

ebayer on January 30, 2013 at 2:30 am

Women in the USA have become so accustomed to discussing the most private issues, loud & in public….their mothers would never behave that way. Not only in N.Y. Coffee houses, on trains, flights, while shopping….the only place their mouth becomes frozen is in bed…when yet again, they are in heat but no orgazm….poor women indeed!!!

Simon on January 30, 2013 at 3:50 am


    You may be onto something.

    Red Ryder on January 30, 2013 at 8:15 am

Methinks she should date Oprah herself!

Infidel on January 30, 2013 at 3:59 am

Debbie speaking on behalf of all straight men, we aren’t too intimated to ask out women like SS. She just isn’t cute enough. In my experience some very attractive women may be lonely because they intimidate men, but if there’s ever a single Supreme with a nice tush ( I nominate DS) I’m sure she’ll do fine.

A1 on January 30, 2013 at 4:20 am

    A1, I thought you said you wouldn’t come back here?

    Not only is A1 a perv, but he is a fake. He poses here as a Jew when he is not, and he mocks Judaism thereby.

    skzion on January 30, 2013 at 10:47 am

While there have been numerous incompetent Supreme Court justices, she distinguishes herself by not knowing enough to keep her mouth shut.

But, if you think about it, this is the logical conclusion of the false egalitarianism that has been part of our culture since the late 1960s.

Red Ryder on January 30, 2013 at 8:13 am

Oh good LORD!!! Maybe it’s not that she’s intimidating that makes her undatable, it’s the fact that she’s a race-baiting, La Raza hag whose face looks like an unmade bed. And the richness of her experience as a wise Latina? Puh-leeeze! Maybe that’s the same reasoning that lets Rubio think that being related to and married to and friends with immigrants makes him an immigration expert.

Sean M on January 30, 2013 at 8:25 am

Does it really matter how dumb Sotomayer is? I’m sure Justice Roberts has a very high I.Q. but look what he’s done to our country with his Obamacare ruling.

Jerry G on January 30, 2013 at 9:22 am

……..she is so ugly she would make a freight train take a dirt road……seen better heads on a beer.

john on January 30, 2013 at 10:47 am

Well, on the positive side, So-So does decrease the legitimacy of the SC, which is a good thing given its centuries-old power grab.

skzion on January 30, 2013 at 10:50 am

For Heaven’s sake, somebody send her a cucumber, a Playgirl and a nice cup of STFU already.

Pete on January 30, 2013 at 10:52 am

Did anyone see the Oprah interview Monday night with Whitney Houston’s mom Sissy… Sissy made no bones about the fact that she would have been upset had it come out Whitney and her long-time assistant were lovers. Oprah acted as if she’d been slapped in face 3 times when she kept asking Sissy if she’d be upset if Whitney were gay. Sissy made no bones she would not have liked it and I knew from Oprah’s face that she may have had a female lover or two in her day as well.

cj on January 30, 2013 at 10:53 am

    Money can buy a lot of “action”, but not an ounce of good judgment.

    Pete on January 30, 2013 at 11:11 am

I don’t think they make enough alcohol or a bag strong enough to….well, you get it

IceNoMore on January 30, 2013 at 10:57 am

One more thing, that nonsense about being “too intimidating” is merely a euphemism for “not fun…interesting…sexy…funny…kind…happy…”, “too boring”, “not attractive”, “too self absorbed”, and any number of other repellents. It’s the passive aggressive way to say, “You don’t have what it takes.”

Pete on January 30, 2013 at 11:06 am

As they say in the military, “Her parents had to put a pork chop in her pocket to get the dogs to play with her.”

Pete on January 30, 2013 at 11:08 am

Better to be thought of as an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. ASSsociate Supreme Court Justice Sotomanure is the laughing stock of the court. Notwithstanding the late blooming stupidity of CJ Roberts this “wise latina” is all part of the Obamanation legacy of shamelesness, corrutption and nepotism. Does she think that the average thinking(non Odumbo voter) who works hard is worried about her sex life. Sadly this moron will be on the court until she either retires or goes Tango Uniform and gets carried out. Now with the Swiftboated retard John “Lurch” Kerry taking the helm of State my day is complete. Trust me folks with the reelection of the presidential Gungan thing WILL get worse before they get better.

Ken b on January 30, 2013 at 12:17 pm

Too bad they couldn’t have given her a “date” with Ted Bundy. She’d probably gross even him out, though.

St a tus MoNkey on January 30, 2013 at 12:39 pm

They might be more “intimidated” if any of them actually believed that she was qualified to be on the Supreme Court.

St a tus MoNkey on January 30, 2013 at 12:54 pm

She calls herself a wise Latina. What type of Latina? Two people whom I’ve known and who are “Hispanic” expressed to me how offended they were when others considered them to be Mexicans. One is from Puerto Rico and the other is from Nicaragua (she hated the Sandinistas). Now why don’t the left and others such as Sotomayor stop pretending that all people of Latin extraction think of themselves as one big happy “Hispanic” family? Imagine saying to Russians and Germans, hey, you’re both Europeans and therefore the same.

Maybe Justice Sotomayor should go on Millionaire Matchmaker as a potential date for some supposed millionaire.

Concerned Citizen on January 30, 2013 at 1:30 pm

She may think herself “a wise Latino” but I think her classless. Totally devoid of class, dignity, or wisdom or else she would not have spoken to Oprah about her personal life. She has proven she has no respect for the office which she holds – the Supreme Court.

cjc on January 31, 2013 at 6:57 am

A date with what?

Pray Hard on January 31, 2013 at 12:02 pm

I have never read more ignorant commentary in my life. Who are you people? Seriously! History, thankfully, is leaving your kind behind…

Pete P on February 8, 2013 at 7:25 pm

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