April 10, 2013, - 2:51 pm

EXCLUSIVE & Pathetic: Homeland Security Tells Agents “Take Shelter” as Illegal Aliens Protest Outside ICE Headquarters

By Debbie Schlussel

As I write this, illegal alien protesters are holding a demonstration outside Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) headquarters in Washington. Photos taken by demoralized, outraged ICE agents from inside ICE Headquarters and exclusively sent to DebbieSchlussel.com are posted below. Illegal aliens in any other country wouldn’t have the guts to do this because they know that the immigration enforcement personnel would go into the crowd, round everyone up, and deport them. But we are so pathetic in this country that illegal aliens know they can do this and not only will ICE do nothing, but ICE agents will be told to take cover. It’s the very definition of impotence.


I’m told by ICE personnel that agents were told over the loudspeakers at ICE headquarters to “shelter” and “shelter in place,” which means they should go down to the first level of the parking lot and walk out the garage entrance. ICE agents have been asked by ICE chief John Moron Morton and company not to go down to the lobby of their own building, stay at their desks, and not leave the building. Yup, this is how sad and dysfunctional the Department of Homeland Security is. Its largest law enforcement agency tells its agents to act like chickens under siege and cower from lawbreakers who are just outside their doors. I feel like I’m watching an apocalyptic zombie movie. But those movies ain’t got nothin’ on Barack Obama and his inept minions Janet Napolitano and John Moron Morton.



What’s Shorthand for Pathetic Joke? ICE

By the way, one ICE source adds, the protesters probably came to talk to their buddy Radha Sekar, ICE’s Acting Executive Associate Director of Management & Administration a/k/a Chief Financial Officer, who is reducing the detention beds in direct violation of the law, a major reason thousands of dangerous detained illegal aliens were set free as early as the fall, well before sequester began. More on the spinning-class-lovin’ fan of exotic parrots, Sekar, who is by many accounts extremely incompetent and corrupt, to come. Stay tuned.


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126 Responses

@jimmyPx, That’s pretty much what I’m saying. If you’re going that far you could say illegals have the right to work in the US too but since companies are breaking the law employing them it would be a meaningless right.
No doubt they can amend all of this in the constitution and that’s what they’ll do to clear up the gray areas.
At that point citizenship becomes meaningless and the US goes under.
And of course then only people as stupid as GMAN are left to fight and die to protect a constitution that is as worthless as the paper it’s printed on with the currency soon to follow suit.

Frankz on April 11, 2013 at 3:23 pm

I say shoot their illegal asses. Any other country would round them up and either detain them or shoot them as a threat.

Brent on April 11, 2013 at 6:33 pm

deport there stinking asses back to where ever they came from if they are that unhappy go back tpo there own country there government doesent give them nothing why should my tax dollars house them they are not paying taxess so why and the hell should my tax dollars be paying for them to live here

Steven Young on April 11, 2013 at 7:11 pm

That is just so wrong on so many levels. It happened where I live a few years ago. Those that showed up to counter-protest aganist the illegals were the ones harrassed by police and told to “go home”.

Paul on April 11, 2013 at 7:52 pm

The American Corporations are abandoning USA for doing business with the BRIC countries?
After two wars commonly the American economy opens its doors temporally to foreigners and after the war we will have to build our economy and rebuild our freedom again, it takes time never less something happens different, the American corporations are acting like they do not belong to any land, no country, and no people. The loyalty is only for their profits. Profits today increase using again slavery, human trafficking, used of minors in factories and different situations that in the USA is not allowed now-a-days; in most of the cases mixing illegal and legal businesses and atypical with typical businesses worldwide, without scrupulous they put millions in extreme poverty.
For example in Mexico, using the media to show criminal victories that were fakes, India sending people called “fresher” to destroy the American companies while they were sending offshore our personal data. China is selling everything and paying bribes to everybody.
So standard business rules were broken totally and may be as never before. Americans should not accept the return back of these companies if they want to continue in such a crazy attitude. It is time to rebuild the American dream again; the former American Corporates are giving us chance to Think Global Act Local, and give us the chance to sue them if they want to continue in USA. It is just a matter of time to create new conditions for American businesses fortunately we have a pretty good Constitution that allow us to do that in spite of current socialist and communist ideas.
It sound incredible that most of these former American Corporations are not doing well enough their own accounting in the American way, use SOX and use control and operative models for Operations Research and Industrial Engineering mainly to increase the productivity and development of the USA. It opens the door for new US businesses and new business ethic.

Adalberto Cervantes Rodriguez on April 11, 2013 at 8:24 pm

This is almost as pathetic as watching the muzzies chase British police down the streets when they were protesting. Someone in DHS needs to get a set and I don’t mean fake ones.

Douglas on April 11, 2013 at 8:51 pm

Of Course ICE agents should take shelter as “We” would not want any of they harmed by the Undocumented Democrats if they were then they would not be available for duty later!

R.Young on April 11, 2013 at 9:05 pm

We opened fire with live ammunition on our own world war 1 & 2 Veterans in Washington D. C. for marching on the Capitol demanding the United States follow through and give them the help and other things that they were promised like medical care and education after most of them were dismembered and or in wheel chairs. Killing several of them. Recently and recent past years we have allowed small groups with private interests to raise cane and get away with it out of fear of being Politically Incorrect. We cannot afford to be Politically Correct now or ever. 50 caliber machine guns would have taken care of this problem perminently. It is more than time to take back our country and stop people that are not even citizens to have this much influence and power.

Dennis McClure on April 11, 2013 at 9:10 pm

Maybe we should start rounding them up ourselves?

chris steele on April 11, 2013 at 9:28 pm

@chris steele,
No, the people that need to be rounded up are the Supreme Court judges doing modern art interpretations of the equal protection clause. Round them up and the problem resolves itself.

Frankz on April 11, 2013 at 10:24 pm

Quite a list of characters that post here. Reminds me of Deadwood meets Hooterville at the annual wingnut convention. What’s terrifies me is that some of these anti- Constitution types appear to be public servants who swore an oath to defend the same yet they show complete disdain for the First, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth and Fourteenth Amendments. I bet the Second Amendment is safe with these madcaps however!

Cochise on April 11, 2013 at 11:05 pm

    Cochise, U make-um no sense? What U say? U boring and take-um 2 long 2 B cogent. Comment blog not smoke-signal.

    Spit out or STFU.

    Skunky on April 11, 2013 at 11:34 pm

      Oh cool, racism AND juvenile banter in one post! I love Teabillies!

      Cochise on April 11, 2013 at 11:53 pm

      You have a charming group of fans Debbie. You must be proud.

      Cochise on April 11, 2013 at 11:58 pm

LOL, “Teabillies”.

You know Libtards have ZERO credibility when they take shots at the “Tea Party” but have not a word to say about the filthy, ne’er do well OWS vermin. You know lucidity has flown the coop in those simple minds. Who cares what they think?

LOL “racist”. LMAO.

Still, I see “Cochise” couldn’t clarify-um his thoughts. Can’t make-um sense.

Skunky on April 12, 2013 at 12:10 am

I would be upset if I’m called an ‘alien’ could it be that the government is embarrassed of all the civil rights violations they have committed, or the false promises made by politicians to obtain their relative votes..
It is easy to judge, but weren’t you or your ancestors ‘aliens’ at one point?
I don’t see any native american person, protesting about aliens.
I see them confined to their territory and been paid to keep their mouth shut.

gus on April 12, 2013 at 2:29 am


Since when did the Supreme Court become infallible and synonymous with the constitution?
Since you stopped caring about it or since you stopped thinking for yourself?
Sorry not everybody walks around with a bureaucratic lobotomy the way you want but it’s still a free country.
Is name calling your entire argument or are we just supposed to be impressed with your disdain for people who are here legally?

Frankz on April 12, 2013 at 6:17 am

Thanks for reading my comments CoShite.

Frankz on April 12, 2013 at 6:19 am

Just show me where in the constitution illegal aliens have the right to protest and I’ll use supreme court logic to show they haven’t.
Even a 14 year old can read the constitution and know what they’re up to.

Frankz on April 12, 2013 at 6:34 am

    FrankZ, I realize you imagine yourself to be a real sophisticant, so let me attempt to answer your deft comment by stating that the Supreme Court may not be infallible, but we are a nation of laws and as it stands, everyone who is on US soil has guaranteed Constitutional protections whether they were born here or not. Now unless we want to take a section out of Himmler’s playbook and start rounding up the foreigners while screaming “Auslanders Aus!” like what happened in Nazi Germany (I have to spell it out for obvious reasons) then we should just chill on their legal right to protest.

    Skunky, your comments seem to originate from the junior high detention hall and I’m sure your emotional level is no greater than the eight grade level…and even then I’m being generous!

    Cochise on April 15, 2013 at 7:08 pm

…And the most important duties in an HSI agent’s day is the gossiping and reporting back to the G/S about what time agent so and so came in, or left the cubicle. Then going out to lunch with the G/S to further bash any agent that is not kissing the correct derriere. So calloused are these “agents” that kneepads have long ago been dicarded, favoring the “au natural” performance. That’s the only performance HSI cares about. These talents are rewarded by HSI bureaucracy as skills necessary for promotion.

ins has been sheltering in place for decades, most have made careers of sheltering, such sheltered individuals is unprecedented in the annals of federal law enforcement, except for the kotex mafia that operated in Chicago under the old POS SAC/secretary and her debutante minions, the darlings of that SAC office that were experts in criminal investigations after coming back with a certificate of attendance from whatever school they attended. And the ball-less wonders that cozied up to the POS SAC to gain her favor and promotions. That formula has been expanded and is extensively used for the selection of the best and the brightest management candidates.

So now we have HSI (Help Shelter Inplace), the agency that is charged with the bureacracy to keep the agency operating, just for the sake of operating, because ain’t nothing else coming out of that hole.

Ofay on April 12, 2013 at 11:51 am

    Actually Ofay, INS agents weren’t sheltering in place. We were at your house tooling down on your wife while you were at work.

    Plank Walker on April 12, 2013 at 6:07 pm

      Actually Plankton, with all the closet queens that INS brought into the merger, I doubt that. BTW your mother is my wife.

      Ofay on April 15, 2013 at 2:25 pm

What would happen if the tweekers and dealers showed up in front of DEA HQ with bails of dope & signs saying legalize drugs? Every available LEO, HR specialist & food-staff would be out there putting the grab on all of them….
Same thing if gun runners and short-barrel smithies showed up at ATF HQ daring them to come out…….
How damn embarrasing it is for the LEOs at ICE to be ordered to duck & cover, when their targets were outside pissing on the DHS flag…….

BICEMAN on April 12, 2013 at 5:07 pm

I wonder i you know what makes an American, how many of you that are full of hater, have defended the constitution by serving any branch of our arm forces, how many of you have done anything to make this country better, like our beloved Kennedy said “is not what you country could do for you, is what you could do for you country” now we are worry on who’s going to pay for our retirement, lets legalize them so we have enough people paying to support all of us when we retire.
So if my father is a doc, and my mother is a doc, doesn’t that make me a doc, if your are not a native American, and you ancestors were ‘aliens’ that makes you an alien.
Lets show respect for the human kind, and star puting labels on people, I’m an American that served my country, while a lot of you guys cam home to sleep I was serving my country, and that does not give me the right to labels anyone, especially if I’m not a native American because I’m also an ‘alien’, We have made our country a place full of hate, where a lot of countries hates us and we wonder why, if you don’t want foreigners here then go to to any foreign country, I bet that because most of those protestors are Hispanics they are called aliens, but if they were white Europeans or Canadians they will be called ‘foreign nationals’. Instead of creating more discrimination, lets work all together to promote equality and works as a team to make this country a better place for our families and the ones to come. STOP RACISM.
I would like to know is been a law enforcer thinks they are more defending our constitution… I would like to know how many of these law enforces will take a lie detector test to see if they ever have lied on a report, or discriminated against other people..
I would like to see how many of so self called Americans will pick tomatoes, wash dishes, and do some of the jobs these people do for the $9 dollars, but still we refused to pay $4 for a pound of tomatoes or pay $25 for a meal.
I would like to see how many native Americans are on this forum.
Lets label our self, what are you? Latino, African American, White European, Native America, Asian, etc. and what makes you an American?

gus on April 12, 2013 at 5:32 pm

Biceman, So you are labeling them as drug dealers, are you willing to take a lie detector test?

gus on April 12, 2013 at 5:35 pm

I’ve looked at the picture a bunch of times and for the life of me I just can’t pick out the illegals from the USCs. But maybe some of you dipshits who think the Constituion only applies to USCs can pick them out.

Plank Walker on April 12, 2013 at 5:42 pm

Gus – you ignorant sack of pus

You miss the broader point – but how could you not – that law enforcement officers were asked to hide from people advocating on behalf of the law breakers. You can see by the photos that these people came up to the very doors of the building, and rather than protesters being asked to move a respectable distance, law abiding government employees were asked to exit by a different door. What nation can be sustained if it allows foreign nationals protesting the laws of the very country they supposedly want so desperately to be a part of to dictate terms to its government? Can you imagine the absurdity of American expats marching on London, Tokyo, or Mexico City and demanding that Britain, Japan, or Mexico change its laws to accommodate U.S. citizens?

I would also say a fairly significant percentage of ICE law enforcement officers are veterans, some are also naturalized citizens who lawfully came to the U.S. This has nothing to do with race and our disgust would be the same if a band of white Eastern Europeans were protesting. The question is over the future of our country, it’s resources, opportunity, and history. Are we supposed to give it up to foreign nationals simply because we want a cheaper burger at McDonalds, or in a vain hope to further the Ponzi scheme that is Social Security? I for one say no, as do most people here. From the illiterate nature of your post I surmise that you too were at one point a foreign national. Maybe previous generations of your family did not make the sacrifices to make this country great, and so you have no problem turning over this land to foreign hordes and their progeny. Sorry, but I don’t want to give it to them, and if we are to become dependent of foreign labor I’d rather it be people who respected our laws and waited their turn (the whole basis for an orderly society) than those that ignored our laws and pursued their own self interests to the detriment of U.S. citizens and aliens that would obey our laws.

Telling the ICE HQ employees to exit a side door was probably a good idea to avoid confrontation, but telling them to hide and shelter, shows the depths to which our country has fallen. This administration would rather that ICE employees hide than encounter someone or some situation that would force an arrest. What is said is then plainly obvious:

The interests of the protesters and the positions they espouse are more important than the laws of this land. Laws written by officials who were elected in a democratic process. So foreigners’ interests trump our democracy. This is not an overstatement, but a sad, sad fact.

Please on April 12, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    The sidewalk of the building is public access. Those people have every right to be there. They can protest peacefully in front of the ICE HQ bldg all they want.

    Plank Walker on April 12, 2013 at 6:11 pm

      No shit, and that’s not the point. It’s clear that although it is a small crowd that they centered around the exit way, probably in a hope to impede someone’s progress and shout at them as they left. Fair enough and still legal, if disrespectful. The problem is that law abiding U.S. citizens were told not to exercise their own rights to freedom of movement in the same public space, and why? Because if one of those ass clowns had thrown something or spit on someone they would have been arrested, and that would have made for bad theater for this administration. It is one thing to have a policy that encourages prosecutorial discretion, and quite another that says to hide to avoid any circumstance that could make the administration look bad.

      Please on April 12, 2013 at 6:20 pm

Plank –

Though I wasn’t there, (and obviously this had to have been a crowd including U.S. born advocates, naturalized USCs, etc.) you could tell from the media interviews that those coming to DC for the protest were aliens. How? Because in some interviews people were openly claiming to be illegal! Does that mean that you could wade into the crowd and pick out those speaking other than English and sack ’em up? No, but it shouldn’t mean that Government employees should have to hide under their desks either. What a joke. From the picture there look to be about 75 people. They wanted to avid any kind of encounter with a protester so badly that Federal Agents were told to give up their liberty of movement for a crowd protesting on behalf of FOREIGNERS! If you don’t think that is f’ed up, you are nuts.

Please on April 12, 2013 at 6:13 pm

I don’t think it’s wise to exit a bldg where a crowd protestors is gathered. I think it could escalate the situation. I have no problems going out a side door.

Do you think it would be wise to send out a 100 armed federal agents and break up a peaceful assembly, then line every body up and ask them their immigration status? They haven’t committed a crime; therefore, they are not subject to being arrested and interviewd by law enforcement.

Plank Walker on April 12, 2013 at 6:21 pm

A quote from the posted news story above: “Illegal aliens in any other country wouldn’t have the guts to do this because they know that the immigration enforcement personnel would go into the crowd, round everyone up, and deport them.”

That people can do this in our country is something to celebrate not be upset about. We should applaud this activiity, not be hateful and talk about rounding people up and shooting them.

I cannot believe some of the posts on here advocating the execution of illegal aliens.

There’s something seriously wrong with some of you.

Plank Walker on April 12, 2013 at 6:30 pm

This is why all the claims that its “physically impossible to deport them” are baloney. Illegals could easily be deported if the politicians would get out of the way. It’s not that ICE can’t do its job. It’s that politicians won’t let them do their job. Politicians are deliberately cock-blocking deportation because business lobbyists are pressuring them. To put it bluntly — they’re on the take.

In reality, ICE wouldn’t have to deport anyone. All they’d have to do is prohibit hiring, selling a car or renting to illegals. Just require E-verify for those activities and charge an automatic $10K fine per violation. Illegals would self-deport. Without a job, car or place to live they’d have to.

destructure on April 12, 2013 at 7:08 pm

@Plank Walker,

“But maybe some of you dipshits who think the Constituion only applies to USCs can pick them out.”

The constitution applies to everybody but not everybody enjoys the same freedoms under it. For instance most of the people in that crowd don’t have the right to become President or be legally employed. Know what I’m talking about dipshit?

Also they didn’t need to round everybody up but they could have at least demonstrated that you can’t go on TV openly flaunting your illegal status without consequence.

Frankz on April 13, 2013 at 4:39 am

When you import the 3rd world you become the 3rd world and I for one am not willing to let these 3rd worlders and their leftist progressive enablers drag this great nation to 3rd world living conditions so the left can feel good about themselves. We can no longer afford the lefts compassion and empathy for people who want to drag us to their level. The Balkanization of America is headed to it’s enevitable conclussion, open warfare along religious/ethnic lines and there won’t be anything this present govt can do about it at this point.We are no longer a melting pot but a boiling pot and it is ready to boil over because the left forced diversity and multicultural stupidity on steroids down our throats and called it good, well you effing leftards deserve everything that is coming to you and yours. I for one won’t have an ounce of empathy nor sympathy for you for I am fresh out.

Drakken on April 14, 2013 at 1:03 am


I think you need to take a deeper study into society’s need to have an illegal (peasant) workforce. As there no longer exists a free-labor workforce in this country, our agrarian/industrial society requires a low-cost workforce in order to keep the prices of goods down. If there were no illegal aliens to work on the farms and in the production industry, if all the jobs currently filled by illegal aliens were somehow filled by USCs, then the prices of food and other products would shoot up. It would probably devastate our econonmy.

American citizens and aliens with green cards aren’t going to work in the fields. So the question still stands: Who will do the jobs illegal aliens currently perform?

For decades there has been an illegal alien workforce in our country, and this practice will continue because our economy requires it.

And at some point, perhaps in a hundred years, the United States will have become a Third World country, or at least certain parts of it. But the influx of illegal aliens would not be the sole reason for this. Consider also that in the United States their exists an entire social class of criminals and persons who rely on government entitlements. This particular social class is more of a monetary drain on our society than illegal aliens, and they are gaining in population every day.

It spells doom for any government that financially supports certain social classes so they can merely exist and reproduce without contributing to the society in any manner, unless you consider their existence as creating a need for law enforcement and prison sytems; then I guess they do contribute.

You must come to terms with the fact that your romanticized view of the United States, or what the US should be, is a fairytale. The United States is bound some day to perish as all civilizations must in their time come to an end. But hopefully the concept of what this country was founded on will survive and be handed down to whatever society is raised out of the ashes of our own.

I would imagine that in order for the human race to continue its evolution toward other solar systems, then all societies and governments must merge to form a one world democratic government that can pool the entire resources of science and industry in order to explore and colonize other planets in order to save the human race from the next extinction level event.

Plank Walker on April 15, 2013 at 1:24 pm

This is what happens when you let customs run the show. Of course, they’re quite at home under a desk…that’s how they make their beloved “BQL” and promotions.

LMFAO….what a pathetic dysfunction that agency turned out to be!

IceNoMore on April 15, 2013 at 1:33 pm

IceSoMoron, don’t laugh so hard at yourself, ins agents adjudicated a lot of those Simpson-Mazzoli rubber stamped residency petitions, and most of those protesters are probably their relatives seeking the same benefit from a fucked up agency and agents such as ins.

Dysfunction is what ins brought with them into the merger, where else but ICE/HSI do agents have to run and hide because of immigration issues?

Mr. MF Jones on April 15, 2013 at 2:40 pm

you are an idiot and obviously cant read. Just sit there and look at the pictures………..

BICEMAN on April 16, 2013 at 7:44 am



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