July 12, 2013, - 10:47 am

EXCLUSIVE: Janet Napolitano a/k/a “The Lesbionic Woman’s” Resignation Letter; Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na, Hey, Hey . . .

By Debbie Schlussel

. . . Good-bye! And don’t let the door hit ya on the way out.

I just got the e-mail, below, from my friends at Homeland Security, who got it in their inboxes, this morning. It’s the letter from Janet Napolitano announcing her resignation as the incompetent buffoonish secretary of the Department of Homeland Security to take a job leading the University of California. America became significantly less safe in the 4.5 years she headed Homeland Security. To her, the terrorists and threats were conservatives, not Muslims who shot up an Army base, blew up the Boston Marathon, and tried to blow up a plane with underwear and Times Square on her watch, along with assorted other plots. Under Janet Napolitano, raids of employers of illegal aliens stopped (she began investigating ICE agents for doing their jobs), as did most immigration enforcement whatsoever.


Artwork by David Lunde/Lundesigns, Design by Debbie Schlussel


Thanks for the Memories, Big Sis!

As I’ve noted repeatedly on this site, Napolitano hired her whack job lover, Dora Schriro–who said Arizona prisoners were better than the prison guards and gave the prisoners birthday parties–to set deportation policy. Which means there was no deportation policy. And Napolitano created an atmosphere of harassment of male agents by the gay mafia she set up and by her lascivious, whoring close aide, Suzanne “Stripper Pole” Barr (fired only because I exposed her and broke the story on a federal lawsuit involving her on this site and created a media stir). That’s her legacy. She can write her epitaph with it. The University of California Regents are morons for hiring this oaf-ette.

The illegal aliens will miss her the most, though probably not at all, because her replacement will be somebody just as incompetent, buffoonish, and seismically unfit to lead an agency whose mission is allegedly to keep the American homeland safe and secure. Buh-bye, Big Sis. Can’t say it was nice knowin’ ya. Not even close.

From: Office of the Secretary
Sent: Friday, July 12, 2013 10:23 AM
Subject: A Message from the Secretary

July 12, 2013

Dear Colleagues,

I write to you today to let you know that I am being recommended to the University of California Board of Regents to be the next president of the University of California. If this recommendation is approved by the full Board, I will accept the privilege of leading one of the finest university systems in the country.

The past four-plus years serving as the Secretary of DHS have been the highlight of my professional career. Every day I am inspired by your tireless service on the front lines and your commitment to protecting our communities from harm in order to ensure the safety of all Americans. Together, and because of you, we have made great strides in becoming “One DHS” by leveraging all of our talents and capabilities to fulfill the roles originally intended by those who established our Department. We have worked together to minimize threats of all kinds to the American public. The Department has improved the safety of travelers; implemented smart steps that make our immigration system more fair and focused while deploying record resources to protect our nation’s borders; worked with states to build resiliency and make our nation’s emergency and disaster response capabilities more robust; and partnered with the private sector to improve our cyber security.

You are the faces, the voices and the backbone of America’s safety and security and I am so proud to have had the honor and privilege of serving as your Secretary. Please accept my sincerest gratitude for your dedication and your commitment to public service.

I would also like to thank President Obama for entrusting me with the responsibility of securing our nation. I continue to be motivated by his vision for the future and passion for service.

I will continue to serve as Secretary of Homeland Security through early September. Appropriate transition planning is underway.

I wish all of you the very best as you continue to ensure the safety and resiliency of our nation and thank you, once again, for your service.

Yours very truly,
Janet Napolitano



Dept of Jihadist Security Artwork by Fred Taub of Boycott Watch

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52 Responses

Glad to see her go, but I shudder to think which racist, Socialist clown Obama will appoint to replace her.

DG in GA on July 12, 2013 at 10:59 am

    van jones? chris christie? john mccain? marco rubio? vladimir putin? morsi?

    kirche on July 12, 2013 at 4:37 pm

      If John McTraitor were to be nominated, they’d have to let him bring his sock puppet, Graham with him to dust the office, pick out the drapes and make sure the fresh flower match McTraitors eyes.

      Victoryman on July 13, 2013 at 9:26 am

        Hey Victoryman

        McDoofuss has another sock puppet by the name of Senator Kelly Ayotte.

        Ken b on July 13, 2013 at 11:07 am

….it is, of course, a perfect time for POTUS to further expand NASA’s primary mission of muslim outreach to other agencies; how better than to appoint a muslim head of DHS?????

Nick Fury on July 12, 2013 at 11:11 am

    I figured he would have done that with the supreme court but of his two picks were nearly the same as if it were an actual Imam in the supreme court itself.

    AR on July 12, 2013 at 11:17 am

    Let’s take this one step further…..for sake of continuity, how about a muslim lesbian, or, better yet, a muslim transvestite. This would lock up the transvestite “Community” vote come ’14 and ’16.

    Victoryman on July 13, 2013 at 9:29 am

(((((((((((golf clap))))))))))))

Is (s)he on her way to Berkeley? I am sure (s)he will fit in nicely with all of those clipped haired bull dikes where that so-called cop, police chief, Victoria Harrison, opted for retirement, having never worked a day in her life, with a 2.1 million lump sum payout, vacation pay, sick pay and on and on and the bitch did not even leave her job. (S)he kept it earning over a 1/4 million in pay. I guess they bring a new meaning to sodomizing the tax payer.

AR on July 12, 2013 at 11:15 am

Regarding the previous post, I always thought the progressive- communist-liberal-types were so in tune and down with the people [common wage earner] that there was no need for wealth because it was a product of corporate greed, capitalism and an inherent evil directly tied with the Bush administration.

AR on July 12, 2013 at 11:21 am

I wonder if the taxpayers paid for her trip(s) to California for the interview(s)?

DickS on July 12, 2013 at 11:25 am

    No doubt!!

    quietman on July 12, 2013 at 4:39 pm

California must be the Payoff State, a title formerly held by New York.

When Democrat Roy Romer, former Governor of Colorado, was hounded out of office by the scandals involving his wandering penis and women on his Staff (don’t go there) … he was whisked away to California to head up the Los Angeles Unified School District.

PS – in his press conference to tell Colorado citizens we are a bunch of no good busy body yayhoos and who he bangs is none of our business, he had … I swear … his Aunt Bea looking wife behind him to one side in her print foral dress, greying hair up in a bun, darling little hat, white gloves and her small white purse, hands clutched in front of her. Looking mortified.

To be a freaking prop of family values!

I am convinced Democrat leaders are not human. And I mean Not Human.

Jack on July 12, 2013 at 11:31 am

That resignation letter was dog drool. Ugh!

Worry01 on July 12, 2013 at 11:31 am

I know it’s probably unwise to be too happy here, knowing what fool will choose his successor and the batch of tyrants and hacks he’s like to choose from. Only a matter of time before we hear that the replacement is just another Hamas-approved Fascist…

Still, good riddance. I’ll gladly prefer the devil we don’t know over this nasty, corrupt, malicious, tyrant of a dull bike.

Screw it. Still worth celebrating before the other shoe drops.

Brian R on July 12, 2013 at 11:42 am

Debbie: You never stop cracking me up.Your are spot on.Keep your web site allways this interesting,and you will be second to Drudge.You have one of the most informative sites ever.Thanks.

D: Huh? “Second to Drudge”? He puts up stories weeks after I’ve either put them up or BROKEN them, and he goes out of his way never to link to stories I BREAK on this site. He doesn’t break stories, just regurgitates links his friends in the mainstream media and establishment “conservative” media send him. Wake up on him. DS

Dean on July 12, 2013 at 11:59 am

    nice going, dean : (

    kirche on July 12, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    Dean, thou art a fool

    This is no cause for joy, Debbie. Something worse will follow.

    The California University systems used to be fine. UCLA had a fabulous psychiatric residency. But now things will go downhill even faster. This woman is a moron.

    Occam's Tool on July 13, 2013 at 11:25 pm

I suspect that U.C. California had to meet some aging lesbian quota, otherwise Janet Napolitano’s appointment would make no sense whatsoever. She has no academic background.

Worry01 on July 12, 2013 at 11:59 am

    and they’re getting the king-queen lesbionic bee no less… a big score for the citizens and educational system of california!

    kirche on July 12, 2013 at 4:42 pm

Don’t think of it as her farewell letter, but as a recommendation letter.

Nighthawk on July 12, 2013 at 12:06 pm

if you seek an education
don’t go to caiph-ornia

ever wonder why the demorats
have been dumbing down education
for decades

reducing as many as possible
to the least common denominator

there will always be an adequate supply
of demorat voters

prestigio on July 12, 2013 at 12:16 pm

I wonder if something is coming down the pike and she doesn’t want to be the head of DHS when it arrives. We will probably never know the true extent of the damage and injury which she has both inflicted and allowed with regard to our country. Of course, she crawls to California, the “sick man of America,” which is a morally, financially and politically bankrupt state. She will make a fine fit. Good riddance, you anti-men, anti-Christian and anti-American bigot.

Concerned Citizen on July 12, 2013 at 12:19 pm

Barf is right Deb.

But the whole Obama Administration is one big freak show.
I guarantee you that her replacement will be equally if not more offensive than she is.

Her replacement will probably be someone from LaRaza or CAIR or even a code pink member

ebayer on July 12, 2013 at 12:32 pm

“I wish all of you the very best as you continue to ensure the safety and resiliency of our nation and thank you, once again, for your service.”

How moving. I’m sure those who report to her have felt all along how much she values them and their performance. That’s why their morale is so high! I’m sure the non-Muslim among them find it fulfilling that Muslims are waived past security and that Donald Rumsfeld is groped. Also, surely they appreciate the “servicing” of Suzanne “Stripper Pole” Barr.

skzion on July 12, 2013 at 12:33 pm

Good riddance…

sanjay on July 12, 2013 at 12:47 pm

After 5 years of Destruction, there is no celebrating. This department should be eliminated.

The Chosen One on July 12, 2013 at 12:51 pm

I am wondering if in order to avoid a confirmation fight Obama appoints someone like Marco Rubio.

I_AM_ME on July 12, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    I forgot to add “blech” to my last comment.

    I_AM_ME on July 12, 2013 at 12:56 pm

Can we please get a pardoy of LL Cool J’s “Going Back to Cali” out of this? Something like
I’m going to F— up Cali, Cali, Cali
I’m going to F— up Cali, hmmm yeah, I think so
And do it in the voice of Androgynous Pat from the SNL skits.

Sean M on July 12, 2013 at 1:17 pm

3 cheers. Hooray.
Way to go Debs.

Ramadan Bombathon on July 12, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    You can always tell an expert! Thanks for cogriibuttnn.

    Minnie on May 25, 2014 at 7:37 am

Well, Deb, as you say: The University of California Regents are morons for hiring this oaf-ette.
Rest assured the Regents are INDEED all abject morons, and have been so for many years now. I live right near UCSD and it is a vortex for screwed up “thinking.” The student body recently voted to urge UC to divest any and all connections to “the apartheid state” of Israel. The coffee shop where all the cool, hip, in-the-know collegians hang out is called the Che’ Cafe–been there for years and years now. I believe (and I’m not kidding) they have something like 75 vice-chancellors of “diversity, equity, and inclusion” and diversity classes–whatever they are–are a requirement for a BA. The campus is abuzz with Muslim student groups, La Raza, etc. etc. It’s the diversity university! Diversity of everything except thought.

On the plus side, I’m told if you stick to medicine and engineering and math, and that sort of thing (but NOT Earth Sciences) you can actually get educated, rather than just indoctrinated, there. The world is full of surprises.

Joe Guiney on July 12, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Joe, I thought San Diego was fairly conservative (for CA). Maybe that doesn’t extend to the university.

    skzion on July 12, 2013 at 3:56 pm

      Sadly, San Diego is no longer conservative. Years of indoctrination from the public school system, glossy posters, and Che Guevara t-shirts (or trendy cafes) made traditional values like dinosaurs. Add to that all the lazy metro wanna-be losers who could not make it back home came here and made matters even worse. Even the kids in the military who used to stand for traditional values have become lemmings. Social media is rife with vacuous bobble-headed retards and now sand dog has more than their fair share of them as well. As someone else already noted-diversity, on anything but logical thought, has become the mantra of education in Progressive America; and, now Napolitano has become the poster boy of that movement at the University of California.
      On another note, it was nice hearing Debbie’s voice here on the radio last week. She even taught me something new about BNG that I didn’t know. Keep educating us Debbie.

      nadie on July 13, 2013 at 3:31 pm

        Thanks for the update, nadie. Sorry about the reality. 🙁

        skzion on July 14, 2013 at 1:50 pm

Sounds like carbon copy of John Moron’s letter last week. Let me guess, the Arabs will be running the asylum now…

CJ on July 12, 2013 at 2:29 pm

Maybe Napolitano’s departure has something to do with Joe Biden telling CBS This Morning the Department of Homeland Security is “crawling with lesbians.” http://www.thedailyrash.com/biden-says-department-of-homeland-security-crawling-with-lesbians

Jennifer Greene on July 12, 2013 at 3:05 pm

DS- kind of funny that her and Morton’s announcement came out after several weeks after the IG got a tip that hundreds of foreign nationals have been given access to DHS IT systems, including law enforcement and alien databases. Not only are the borders not locked down, but we are GIVING the bad guys the keys to house.

TexasDoorMan on July 12, 2013 at 3:22 pm

my theory- as to why the burly lesbiantric suddenly resigns- is that with all of the scandals (that we know about), there must be a doozy brewing at homeland security. mr. napolitano knows it and wants to get out while there’s a cushy, lucrative and gay-oriented job offer on the table…

kirche on July 12, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    @ Kirche:

    Now THAT’S an interesting take! Never thought of that, but given the shatstorm of scandals SO FAR, its ENTIRELY plausible.

    Cicero's Ghost (NB) on July 13, 2013 at 1:01 am

Just in time! I hear Morsi needs a new job. Seriously, who’s the follow-up act?

Not Ovenready on July 12, 2013 at 5:05 pm

Here’s a disaster in the making – Calls for Ray Kelly to replace Napolitano … The guy f**ked up Customs when he was Commissioner, and was a private sector failure. No thanks, Popeye – please stay in NY …


StillShakingMyHead on July 12, 2013 at 5:10 pm

Congratulations, Debbie.

JeffE on July 12, 2013 at 5:40 pm

“Elite” colleges already base their undergraduate admissions 50% on various types of affirmative action, and graduate admissions not that much, but still significantly.

Putting people like Napolitano in charge of campuses like Berkeley just accelerates the trend towards mediocrity. There might be little enclaves like Physics that are mostly immune, but the enclaves are getting smaller.

An example is the History of Art department at Berkeley. Still considered one of the best in the country, I’m afraid its days in that category are numbered. Candidates for the PhD should keep in mind the likely descent into mediocrity that will characterize this department and others like it.

Little Al on July 12, 2013 at 8:04 pm

After the likes of Janet-Planet, Doris Meissner & Julie Myers, I think the remnants of each [legacy] agency are irretrievably broken. We can throw in Morton to that group because he is one the girls too. Enforcement of immigration law is not fashionable these days. Long gone are the days of us old farts arguing that the benefits of a BA in Health Education (with 2.3 GPA) make for better agents. Demolition is now officially successful/the agencies have been destroyed.

#1 Vato on July 12, 2013 at 10:23 pm

So long DYKE!!

Ajax on July 12, 2013 at 11:23 pm

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenver they go.”… Oscar Wilde

As they say in the military: “ALFA MIKE FOXTROT!” (adios m-fer).

Cicero's Ghost (NB) on July 13, 2013 at 12:57 am

Just pick any Muslim male for the replacement. He’ll be gay enough.

Pray Hard on July 13, 2013 at 1:00 pm

Lets see now, for a replacement…how about Strobe Talbot ? He’s a real tough borders(less)kind of guy. La Raza, can help make the right decision. Kalid Shek Mo-HAM-ud would be a good advisor on the matter. But, I guess george soros and his committee will decide. No-matter who gets it, it will be a globalist. big sis will blend in fine in calipornia’s state college system.

William on July 13, 2013 at 4:14 pm

I think Vlad Putin would be an excellent choice to run the DHS. First of all he’s a commie, Obama loves those commies. He actually has a set of nads, Janet might have one or two little ones “it”self. There’s one thing for sure, she can’t destroy the UCal system, that was done decades ago.

Jerry McFarland on July 15, 2013 at 10:58 am

How’s about appointing a male gay to “head” DHS, thats the only group that has not been in charge at the commisioner level, all the legacy INS clowns that benefitted from the merger and got gS-13 and above pay grades, now feel that they deserve to “head” DHS, give them a shot; standards are very low, INS low, hows about a good ol’ boy who dont like “messikins”, one with a GED or less, that worked busting wets by the busloads single handidly. The future of DHS looks great. Things are looking up!

MF Jones on July 16, 2013 at 6:11 pm

She (Nappy) should have been canned when they moved Susie Barr to DHS HQ as a “special assistant” after she was supposedly fired.

No name on August 4, 2013 at 12:03 pm

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