August 26, 2013, - 7:06 am

Miley Virus, VMAs Just Another Showcast of America’s, West’s Decline; “Pretty Baby” Brooke Shields “Upset”

By Debbie Schlussel

Not much to say about MTV’s VMA’s (Video Music Awards), since the network is a fraud, as it doesn’t feature V or M anymore. But apparently the “Teen Mom Porn Awards” wouldn’t be a big sell. Still, the network hosts this so that it can skirt the edge of porn as closely as possible and still claim it’s different from the Playboy and Spice Channels. Last night’s show is Exhibit A. Watch the videos below–the first one of Miley Virus (or Viley Cyrus) using a foam “Number One” finger as a sex toy, while stupidly sticking out her tongue the entire time and showing the world that White chicks can’t dance (or, in her case, sing); and the second one featuring Lady Gaga doing a strip tease to G-string underwear amid a bevy of silly-looking gay dancers (who resemble the West German guy from the old SNL skit, “Sprockets”). Then, tell me which way you think Western culture is headed. I warned you about this a few years ago when Cyrus was grinding a stripper pole for the kiddies. Note that Robin Thicke, whom she is molesting in the pic below, could be her dad (something she has in name only).


By the way, my favorite part of all of this is Brooke Shields, who played Cyrus’ mother on “Hannah Montana” (and is rumored to soon be chosen as a new “The View” co-host), telling NBC News how upset she is by this, how inappropriate it is, and how she’s “trying a little too hard to be an adult.” Great message . . . coming from someone else. It has as much authority to it as Ted Nugent–father to NINE children (most of whom he abandoned) with SEVEN different women (and both numbers keep going up)–lecturing Black America on “sexual ethics” and their fathering of multiple kids and abandoning them. It elicits the comment, “Um, look in the mirror, buddy.” And the same goes for Ms. Shields, who posed completely in the buff in full-on frontal nudity at age 12 in the movie, “Pretty Baby”–a must-watch movie . . . if you’re a pedophile. See the disgusting Brooke Shields child porn photos here, here, here, and here. Then, she made a career of selling sexuality throughout her teen years. Remember those provocative Calvin Klein Jeans ads, with Shields unbuttoning the last button on her top and declaring, “There’s nothing between me and my Calvins” or the stupid ad in which she writhes all over the floor while putting on her jeans and talking about sex? Some of those ads were banned by TV networks and magazines. And don’t forget “Blue Lagoon.” At least Hannah Montana waited for puberty to hit first.

The problem is that while the fictional Hannah Montana (Cyrus) had a mother (Shields), neither Miley Cyrus nor Brooke Shields ever had one . . . or a father to speak of. Both of them had pimps who once doubled as womb and egg donors and mostly functioned as the proud owners of meal tickets. Shields never had a father, as he was kept out of the picture by Shields’ mother/pimp after a nasty divorce. Cyrus’ father, Billy Ray (constantly hyped by hypocrite and fraud Sean Hannity as a “great American”) wasn’t much of a father at all, either. He, too, is the proud sperm donor to a meal ticket. And, remember, that he helped train her in all of this sexual stuff, as he helped “design” her stripper pole act at a previous Kids’ Choice Awards show, as she was trying to “break away” from Hannah Montana.

So, again, tell me in which direction you think these VMA music videos signal that we are headed. Cyrus is one of the most popular female “artists” in America, as is Gaga. All of the social media constantly lights up about Cyrus “twerking,” which is basically shaking her butt in the air in a very sexual way and saying, “enter here.” Doing this disgusting, lascivious stuff for sensationalism (and to prove your “more than just a hillbilly’s daughter”) is nothing new. Madonna is almost 60 and she still won’t stop. The problem is that they keep defining deviancy down to up the ante and top the last whore. And it’s disgusting to see a 55-year-old woman’s boob at a concert or a 20-year-old using a foam finger as a sex toy on a network that targets teen and tween kids. When even Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, who’ve farmed out their kids for (failed so far) careers in showbiz, are sickened by it (as they were by “Lady” Gaga), that should tell you something.


With sluts like this, who needs Islam to take down Western civilization?


One other thing: remember that all of these sluts and hos are supporters of Barack Obama and gay marriage, and were upset over George Zimmerman’s acquittal for killing Trayvon Martin in self-defense.

And by the way, you can see the train wreck yourself by getting tickets to Miley Cyrus here

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105 Responses

Great column as usual Debbie. This is so funny on so many levels. For one thing I didn’t watch the RTV er I mean “MTV” Music Awards gab/grabfest. I was too busy doing night school homework. Miley Virus is the latest train wreck to descend from the image of Disney “good girl” to skanksville. Debbie had this girl pegged (and got alot of flack to boot) when she commented on this fools act during a Kids Choice Awards show. The Virus is just trying to hard to be edgy but as a greater writer than me put it(Skunky how are you doing?)we aren’t buying it. The Virus also proved how stupid she was when she commenting on the Zimmerman/Obama’s son trial. It just goes to show you that a moron with a Twitter account is still a moron. News flash Virus no real black man cares about what you think and that you’re acting like a whore on drugs. Only the LOFO, thugged out cretins will look at you and go, man oh man how I would like to git wit dat homie. You know the ones like the two dirtbags who beat and killed WWII vet Delbert Benton in the leftwing state of Washington. I wonder if our fearless leader is going to comment on this tragedy like when he put his big foot in his mouth talking about his son/look-a-like Trayvon. I woundn’t hold my breath as he is trying to get his “boys” back from the First Sasquatch so that he can come out strong in regards to Syria. Odumbo could always listen to other eunichs like McLamo, Grahmnesty or my personal favorite Backep Up Colon Powell. Back to Miley Virus. I give this girl at least two more years on the skankatron. She will either be drugged out or burned out. She’s lucky that she is rich enough that she doesn’t get turned out. Provided her “daddy” looks after his meal ticket, er I mean daughter. We all know what a great job ole Billy Ray has done so far. Maybe Miley and that other Disney “star” Amanda Bynes can get together and compare notes.

Ken b on August 27, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    Thank you, Ken B. I think the same of you and JEG and many others here, too. It’s good to learn from the knowledge of others and enjoy their funny writing skills! 😀

    Skunky on August 27, 2013 at 12:47 pm

Alfredo, back up! I read her first. Grrrrrrrrrr

Big D on August 27, 2013 at 12:13 pm

Cyrus is not sexy, never has been.

Truth on August 27, 2013 at 1:25 pm

She looked and performed more like a clown than anything else. Maybe that was the idea of the people who put her out there looking like that. Why would the producers allow an act, purportedly sexual, with a woman who looks not only un-hot, but clownish? The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is that the producers/sponsors know that the average drug addled MTV viewer would think that she actually did look hot.

CornCoLeo on August 27, 2013 at 1:28 pm

Ugh. I think the last time I saw something so tacky on a stage, it was Austria’s submission to Eurovision from Trackshittaz. Jenna Jameson is sitting at home thinking “And they think that I’M trashy?”

Robert on August 27, 2013 at 1:48 pm

I saw Pretty baby on TV for the first time a year or so back.It’s surprising a movie featuring a naked child is allowed to exist still,even in the name of Art,especially when that child is depicted as being a prostitute . Sounds remarkably like child porn wrapped in the false clock of Art.
I would have thought that Sheilds could have used her noteriety to to campain for the rights of abused children the world over ,citing her own exploitation as a 12 year old by her own mother.

Aron B on August 27, 2013 at 5:23 pm

Well that was a no-talent show, or at least what I seen of it. This girl will END UP like Amy Winehouse. Literally ! She will go at it on her own pathway. If her daddy would have used his Kentucky upbringing, might have worked out for her. But , Daddy wanted to be friends not a parent. Too bad. Old Walt Disney would have had a talk with her before she went her way.

William on August 27, 2013 at 5:49 pm

Just another example to support the idea that the USA culture is rapidly descending into the same pits that destroyed Rome. Anything goes in today’s America……

uriahh on August 27, 2013 at 5:55 pm

Nice touch at the end of the article. Too funny.
I started thinking that Billy Ray had probably molested his daughter back when he and she engaged in the disturbing father daughter photo layout for a magazine when she was still underage. The image of he and she posed like some sickening couple over and over was enough for me. It’s not that uncommon for this horrible accusation to be leveled and found to be dead on accurate.
Also, any dad that reacts to that whorish display like he did lights up another signal flare, red light, whatever. He’s publicly acting like a boyfriend again. And how about the way he tweeted her something vague after she pissed him off. I’m looking at that whole thing like I can’t believe that more people don’t just think he’s trying to be a bad dad and a buddy instead. I really think this indicates something much worse. As far as pedophiles in hollywierd, we already know they have a huge over representation compared to the rest of the country.

samurai on August 27, 2013 at 10:45 pm

The saddest part is radio and media outlets all but ignore talented musicians and bands. So people are raised on garbage not knowing about the high quality hard working acts that are around.

Glen benjamin on August 28, 2013 at 12:39 am

You couldn’t pay me to watch this crap!!

kenny komodo on August 28, 2013 at 5:47 am

Colour me jaded, but what Miley and Gaga did at the VMAs paled in comparison to what I had seen (and experienced) in my lifetime.

But what can you expect from a network whose 80s “Say No To Drugs” spokespersons were higher than the Burj al-Khalifa when they recorded their messages.

I’m still awaiting Ron Jeremy’s verdict on the Miley matter.

Meanwhile, ODB-ama is considering military action in Syria after a spate of chemical attacks on the civilian population.

Life goes on. A bullet sounds the same in any language. And the sun still rises. The End.

The Reverend Jacques on August 28, 2013 at 6:40 am

    Yeah, but Reverend, was what you saw and did in your lifetime televised in prime time, for kids? I mean, a lot of things happened around kids. I could tell some stories. That doesn’t make it right.

    But speaking of Ron Jeremy, I just finished reading Selena Gomez’ “verdict” on the matter. I’d love to see Debbie make it in to a series, Exhibit A, Exhibit B, etc. Dumb Ass Fuckin’ Celebrity Chicks With No Brains Contributing To The Cultural Meltdown With Their Dumb Ass Fuckin’ Take On The Other Dumb Ass Chicks’ Antics.

    Alfredo from Puerto Rico on August 28, 2013 at 11:06 am

She has a flat ass and is not tone. Someone disinfect that foam finger.

The Chosen One on August 28, 2013 at 1:08 pm

By the way she has an unusually long tongue. A real turn off. Gene Simmons eat your heart out.

The Chosen One on August 28, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    @TCO, I was thinking exactly the same thing about her tongue size. I’m certain that some party, or other social event, she’s been told that she should take advantage of the fact that her tongue is really anatomically large for her body and head. It’s like a chesty woman wearing something that shows some cleavage during a raunchy display. I still think there’s something weird about her and her dads relationship.

    samurai on August 28, 2013 at 6:05 pm

to the Parents who say they were shocked. My response was….. YOU TELLING ME YOU DIDN’T KNOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!

The Chosen One on August 28, 2013 at 1:23 pm

Why is it ok for Miley Cyrus and One Direction to make fun of stroke victems???Justin timberlake says just get over it.The beautiful people looking down on the commoners.Then one direction going off on how stupied Americans are with no pullbacxk by the American fans.this world is just getting meaner

gordez on August 28, 2013 at 3:19 pm

and more jaded

gordez on August 28, 2013 at 3:20 pm

@gordez – One of the major One Direction members is a Muslim. Debbie has written at length about this fact – and caught major flak from mindless supporters of the group, which, as the saying goes, would prove her correct on the facts provided.

But what I was about to say was this: Brooke Shields’ criticizing Miley “Virus” for her VMA freak show is a bit like Eliot “Client 9” Spitzer recently piling on Anthony Weiner over the latter’s sleazy exploits. And for the same reason: the “Look In The Mirror, Bub” factor.

ConcernedPatriot on August 29, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    No, no, no, CP, THAT’S DIFFERENT!!! Client No. 9 was a private client of a seasoned, respected professional, operating in a job market that is emblematic of “women’s empowerment.”

    Anthony’s Weiner however, is diseased, I, I, I mean, he’s got a pitiable mental disorder, and it’s been made blatantly public. Never mind that the lady was consenting, and it was also done in “private.” You KNOW everything you do on the internet social sites and e-mail is private, don’t you?


    Alfredo from Puerto Rico on August 29, 2013 at 7:19 pm

What do you all expect? Do you know how many times they have drugged and raped this poor girl?

Par for the course in Hollywood.

John on August 29, 2013 at 10:24 pm

As long as the rating rise, these displays will only increase. Viacom is a cesspool and Disney is not far behind.

JeffT on August 31, 2013 at 9:14 pm

xxxxxxxxxx go miley…….go……..xxxxxxx ..she. fukin… gud

xxx on November 6, 2013 at 6:05 pm

Way to have integrity… “Child porn is wrong and disgusting.. Click here to see some!”

JimmyJackJericho on November 30, 2014 at 4:41 am

Debby I believe Brooke Shields was 10 in Pretty baby. Perhaps if she was 12 and hit puberty already, it would have not been as sickening to watch her play a child prostitute.

Moses Newman on September 28, 2015 at 12:56 am

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