October 1, 2013, - 5:16 pm

Colorado Flooding – Illegal Aliens “Hardest Hit!” Govt Shut Down – Guess Who’s Hit?

By Debbie Schlussel

Over the years, I’ve noted that with every single disaster–natural, man-made, or Martian–the mainstream media always find that illegal aliens are the hardest hit. They did it with Hurricane Katrina. They did it with Superstorm Sandy. And, now, they are doing it with Colorado flooding. It’s always the illegal aliens who are “the victims.” Everyone else is just chopped liver. Americans don’t matter, just invaders. And, so, I’m surprised I haven’t yet found a “Government Shut Down: Illegal Aliens Hardest Hit!” story yet. But that’s only ‘cuz I didn’t try Google.


If G-d destroys the world tomorrow, the New York Times/Washington Post headline will be, “G-d Destroys World, Undocumented Immigrants Hardest Hit.” (Al-Jazeera–English or Otherwise: “Muslims Hardest Hit.”).

In any event, check out this sob story over illegal aliens as the victims of Colorado flooding. I guess the water just passed over and avoided everyone else and their homes and cars, right? Excuse me while I play my imaginary violin:

EVANS, Colo. — Immigrants living in the U.S. illegally returned to their mobile home parks in flood-ravaged Colorado to find that there was little left to salvage — not the water-damaged cars, not the old family pictures and not the sheds carried away by the rushing waters.

Because nobody who is here legally or is actually a United States citizen lost cars, family pictures, or sheds. Nope, the Colorado flooding only damaged the cars, photos, homes, and other structures owned by illegal aliens, nobody else. When is the story coming out about how the flood ravaged only the Subarus, sensible cork and pleather shoes, WNBA memorabilia collections, Soysage supply, and sperm-donor kid family photos of vegan lesbians? Don’t they deserve a special tear-jerker article, too? Just sayin’.

The destruction, however, was only the beginning of what’s been a nightmarish two weeks. They didn’t have flood insurance. And because they are not citizens or legal residents — and don’t have family members who are — they won’t get the federal government’s help.

So sad, too bad. If it were true. Thing is, illegal aliens always get the feds’ help, anyway. No questions asked. No deportations committed.

“They say that faith and hope die last,” said Juan Partida, 40, a dairy worker who along with his wife Mari, who is pregnant, do not qualify for federal emergency aid because they are in the country illegally. “We need to have faith and hope that we’ll get help.”

Translation: we are just holding on until amnesty comes.

How quickly they can rebuild their lives, relying largely on local government and nonprofit organizations, will have long-term ramifications on the Weld County industries that depend on their labor, from meatpacking plants and farms to construction and hotels.

Um, why should we care how quickly they can rebuild their lives to steal more construction and meatpacking jobs from Americans? What about those Americans and the fact that their lives won’t be rebuilt as quickly because the jobs they’d return to are being stolen by illegal aliens?

“They’re out of their homes, and a lot of them have lost their vehicles in this, they’re impacted. So the economy is going to be impacted,” said Lyle Achziger, mayor of Evans, a city on the northern plains whose population of 19,500 is 43 percent Latino.

Achziger said officials responding to the disaster have been learning about the immigrants’ importance to the region’s economy. He said the city hopes to get people help by getting them to register with the city, county and other volunteer aid organizations.

Incredible. These idiots think that, without illegal aliens stealing jobs and sucking up government assistance, Colorado cannot recover from the flood? Are they serious? Really? Wow. Just wow.

“We have told them that immigration status is not our focus. And I will repeat that again, that is not our focus. Our focus is getting people out of the cold, getting a roof over their head and getting them a warm meal,” he said.

What? Didn’t this AP reporter just tell me to cry my eyes out because these illegals would not get government assistance? Um, but they do.

The JBS meatpacking plant in Greeley employs nearly 50 immigrant workers whose families were displaced. The company has paid for hotels, delivered food, and tried to connect families with available services, company spokesman Cameron Bruett said.

“They’re certainly a critical element of our team,” Bruett said.

The waters that ripped through the Evans mobile home park the morning of Sept. 13 gave residents only minutes to get out. Many left with just the clothes they were wearing.

Um, ditto for everyone else in Colarado in the flood zone. You ain’t special, illegal aliens.

Many of the mobile park residents came from Mexico, and those in the country illegally will not get help from the Federal Emergency Management Agency unless they have U.S. citizen children or a family member who is a legal resident.

For those who do qualify for FEMA aid, immigrant advocates are concerned there’s a lack of Spanish-language speakers to help families navigate the system. . . .

FEMA insists it has enough Spanish-speaking workers in the field helping immigrants. Spokesman Daniel Llargues said the agency is committed to “making sure that they’re getting the information they need to recover” and that Spanish speakers have been knocking on doors and stationed at disaster assistance centers.”

Okay, so I’m very disappointed that there is no “Colorado Flooding: Islamic Terrorists Hardest Hit” story yet.

But, no worries. That day is fast approaching. In the Detroit area, that day has already dawned, as we are clued in on the identity of the “real victims” of every single disaster, natural or economic. And it will in your neck of the woods, soon. Stay tuned, habibi.

They get here the same way all the other aliens and anchor babies do.

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34 Responses

Great story, Debbie.

You know, with this “Journ-o-list” conspiracy and the surreal, butt-of-the-joke, “hardest hit” spew *every* time, I wonder what happened to the old ethics of journalists.

Then I remember: filthy hippies/baby-boomers are in charge of all education and it’s their new mandate of the reporter’s role.

DS_ROCKS! on October 1, 2013 at 5:28 pm

There is another factor at work here as well. Colorado recalled two opponents of the Second Amendment recently, and of course that makes the majority of Colorado citizens evil killers, not deserving of compassion from any flood damage.

Little Al on October 1, 2013 at 5:37 pm

It is important to point out such things. Such articles are borderline racist in that they elevate Hispanic illegals above others as worthy of our special concern. A poor or elderly citizen or legal resident might as well drop dead in such a situation.

Worry01 on October 1, 2013 at 5:51 pm

Debbie, you can’t write, you aren’t terribly smart, you certainly aren’t an intellectual and you’re not all that pretty either—attractive in an odd sort of way but pretty avoided you completely.

Deb, the facts are pretty clear here and you’ve managed to distance yourself from all of them.

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Adams and the men that ventured to the New World with them were the illegal aliens dear.

Americans are made up of Navajo, Piute, Sioux, Hopi and the other dozens of tribes that were here before the illegal aliens invaded and committed the rapes, thefts and genocide that paved the way for your 4 bedroom ranch and your pseudo blog.

More importantly Deb, this is the 21st century! Embrace it. Mean is not “in” anymore and compassion, empathy and tolerance founded upon understanding will get you more shekels in the long run.

Debbie, borders are those meaningless, artificial lines drawn on maps and governments (yours in particular) use every devious trick in the book to gain your allegiance and full support of them, from flags and recitations in elementary school to nationalism and patriotism embellished by a lifetime of media exposure using everything—text, song, dance, poetry, music, video, radio, TV, movies—the world is all about patriotism.

But it’s not. This is the con that gains your support for wars that kill millions of innocent people, always at a great distance from Smallville. For what? C’mon, you know this!

Oil, water, arable land—resources—natural and human.

The true bottom line, which escapes you, is that every writer, farmer, shop owner, merchant, doctor, lawyer and gas station attendant on the planet are our brothers and sisters.

It’s governments and intelligence agencies doing the global bidding for ExxonMobile, Goldman Sachs and WalMart, that are the enemies.

Look at the food in your cupboard Debbie. BHT, BHA, hydrogenated oils, MSG (now disguised as vegetable protein), sodium benzoate (reacts with vitamin C in your tummy to form benzene), sodium nitrite, GMOs, the list is endless.

Read the hard science, the peer reviewed journal data on these chemicals and how they affect the human brain Debbie. Explore the dramatic increase in obesity, diabetes, heart disease and cancer. Dramatic.

Debbie, you’re rooting for the bad guys and you’re on the losing team. Join the community. Explore that which you have in common with your brothers and sisters. Life is far too short to be mean for 80 years and die.

Jeff Prager
Founder & Publisher – Retired
Senior Magazine Arizona

Jeff Prager on October 1, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    “Life is far too short to be mean for 80 years and die”

    …says the aged imbecile after he completely dresses down and insults Debbie in his idiotic, delusional, hippie/baby-boomer, “talking-points” regurgitation.

    DS_ROCKS! on October 1, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    Mr. Prager: You sound like one old nasty stupid senile old fuck, but I have a hunch you were just as stupid when you were younger. In fact, I bet you were a communist c-ksucker when you were younger, figuratively and literally.

    First,George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Adams were born here. They did not migrate here. How moronic can you be? What is the matter, your brains oozed out into your Pampers?

    Second, as there was no country here, only savages, there could be no illegal alien status.

    Third, the Indians came from somewhere else, and crossed from Russia into what is now known as Alaska.

    Fourth, the Indians were always warring against each other, murdering, raping, stealing, etc. Sitting Bull used to invade other Indian tribes and steal their land.

    Fifth, borders do matter. Can people just knock down your door and live in your bedroom? Can they camp on your lawn and defecate wherever they want? After all, your home has borders.

    Countries have borders because a people have shared interests and values. Do we want 300 million Muslims coming here, changing our laws to suppress women and stone fags like yourself?

    Jonathan E. Grant on October 1, 2013 at 6:50 pm

      Whoo-hoo! Say it, JEG! THAT’s how you smash a Libtard to smithereens!

      Jeff Prager is demented and suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease.

      And I always laugh at disgusting Libtards who have never seen the truth (or the light) yet try to “teach” DS, who never had to suffer as a Libtard…and got it right the first time.

      Jeff, and nobody cares that you’re retired or used to rule at Old Bag Magazine. And your 1st paragraph was funny to me because you couldn’t contain your compulsion to confess or your projection. I love when that happens!

      Libtards will let you know their insecurities every time. Go work at Chipotle, Jeff Prager…your Libtard hypocrisy is always wanted there.

      Skunky on October 1, 2013 at 8:22 pm

      Nice summary, JEG.

      DS_ROCKS! on October 1, 2013 at 9:29 pm

      Good Morning JEG,

      Ah, another opportunity to confuse another DS ANTAGONIST, Mr. Prager.

      I would like him to address the FACT of “KENNEWICK MAN”.


      And, JEG, in support of your Second, Third, & Fourth Noted Sentences, please visit LINK:


      Concerning Illegals, how about, at the very least, giving them the FEMA TRAILERS that have been quietly basking in the Sun AFTER WE THE TAXPAYERS got soaked – pardon the pun – by the after-sale.


      Perhaps this your, mine, and all the other Comments contrary to those of Prager will keep him busy for awhile and give him time to consider offering an apology to Debbie. (Yes, I am an Optimist.)

      Dennis on October 2, 2013 at 10:33 am

    Jeff, apart from rambling like a demented nursing home resident, what are you trying to actually say? Also, what do Debbie’s looks have to do with anything? That is the sort of remark that I would expect from a backward fourteen year old. Verbal diarrhea is not a serious response, but the warbling of a vacant mind.

    Jeffrey, you might want to check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDpC5ZYcA7M

    I am sure that many who know you would be happy to chip in.

    worry01 on October 1, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    You condescending, smug little puke. I’m retired, and I agree with D.S. 95% of the time, and this time a-hole, YOU don’t see the big picture. Illegals have, and are gaining/abusing more rights than you or I have. They abuse the system, game the system, and all you bleeding hearts do is encourage them, aid and abet them. So don’t come on here, pat everyone’s head and say, “There, there, children, we are the world, we are the blah, blah, blah.” Oh, and please stop with that tired, old we are the illegals. We are the invaders. Different times, different rules, different laws. Bite me…child-like enough for ya?!?

    WilliamMunny on October 1, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    Hey, Jeff, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were the one who wrote Debbie that anti-semitic piece of trash discussed in her first post of the day.

    And if you weren’t such a fool you would know that the rate of incurrence of some of the degenerative diseases you refer to near the end of your screed are actually decreasing, not increasing.

    And sodium nitrate in celery? Goodness gracious. I guess you must have gotten mad at Debbie’s reference to vegan lesbians.

    I suspect though, that you’re with the Government. No one here on this blog has heard of you before, but somehow you became aware of this particular post. Why don’t you pull your Democratic Party dirty tricks somewhere else?

    Little Al on October 1, 2013 at 7:52 pm

      Yes, Jeff, the reference to ‘shekels’ establishes your anti-semitism, and you are highly suspect for sending Debbie some of the anti-semitic emails she publicizes on the post. (first singling out Debbie as Jewish — do you think Jewish people are inherently mean-spirited? Second, the selection of ‘shekels’ as a Jewish symbol, leaving aside the gratuitous injection of religious reference, shows your promotion of the anti-semitic stereotype of Jewish money-grubbers. What happened to your criticism of ‘meanness’, and your professions of love for all people? All but Jews, I guess.

      Little Al on October 1, 2013 at 7:56 pm

        Check this out LA et al. https://www.facebook.com/notes/jeff-prager/what-is-the-one-subject-we-are-not-allowed-to-discuss-damned-if-i-do-and-damned-/440582109837

        BTW, the email Jon Grant posted for him is not working. mailer daemon. I wanted to say something to him. Oh well.

        Bat Devorah (ha neviiah) on October 2, 2013 at 8:19 am

          It seems, Italkit, that dopey and foolish (old & mentally insane) Jeff Prager is like 7 following 8.

          A self-hating Jew, pro-Fakestinian and a Holocaust denier.

          I knew he was lower that whale crap with his nonsensical spewings but seeing it in one looney post really paints the picture vividly.

          Oh please, oh please, if there is ever a dope to enjoy the full experience of “Lunch in Tul Karem” (hope I spelled it correctly..) oh please, Lord Jesus Christ, let it be Jeff Prager. Amen.

          Skunky on October 2, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    Oh just stfu with your name calling you lefty moron. Troll troll troll. People like you are a cancer on the internet.

    samurai on October 2, 2013 at 9:23 am

    Prager, I lived in New Mexico for awhile. Worked in its prisons. Illegal aliens are a horrid drain on our economy, and are a major level criminal element. And before you go on the “racist” tirade, I adopted two Guatemalan Mayan Indians as my kids. They are LEGAL US citizens.

    Arizona is being hammered with the illegals. They are killing ranchers on the border. Hopefully, being flooded out will send the illegal scum home.

    Occam's Tool on October 2, 2013 at 10:04 pm

So, being an intellectual is “better” than being whatever Debbie is, Mr. Prager? Being an intellectual always means seeing things the “better” way? I’m the first one to admit that America has “chickens coming home to roost.”

But the answer is not to crap all over America, its founding, and make attempts to break it in to smithereens without planning well for what would lie ahead.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 1, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    He’s a typical a$$wipe hippie, Alfredo. He’s by no means an intellectual, but decades of exposure to esteem-building paradigms of the baby-boomers (and the heiors of the hippie trash: hipsters) has him believing that he’s smarter than he really is.

    He’s a buffoon who can’t formulate a single independent thought.

    He just burps up what he’s been force-fed over the years.

    DS_ROCKS! on October 1, 2013 at 6:43 pm

For those who take issue with Jerk, err, Jeff Prager, write to j.prager@yahoo.com, which is his email.

Apparently, the guy is a left wing kook, and he has a problem with women, based on his comments about Debbie. This is probably the results of his having spent too much time sexualizing his mother.

Jonathan E. Grant on October 1, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    Mr. Grant, why not suggest composting for Mr. Prager? Why should he burden the twenty-first century with his carbon footprint? Mr. Prager should fertilize the crops, since that would be his best use. 😉

    worry01 on October 1, 2013 at 7:14 pm

Jeff Prager, NOBODY is gonna listen to a stupid, Libtard word you say UNTIL you have your own house crawling with illegal aliens and until you also provide ALL of them with 24/7 vegan meals. (And you can’t let them do your landscaping or the cleaning of your house….you must serve THEM!!!)

You old, battle-axed fascist. The most annoying Libtards are the old, fool ones. Too old to believe the palaver (it’s really a stubborn mental illness, actually…) they spew and so long a hypocrite they are absolutely pathetic to behold.

Walk it like you talk it you old, bag, hippy fraud!

Skunky on October 1, 2013 at 8:35 pm

    I changed my name because I decided “Italkit’ was dopey. I had used it in the heat of the moment when Debbie went on a Lady Gag-ga/Snooki rant and never bothered changing it til now. Unless Bat Devorah is particularly offensive, please use it but if it is, let me know. I’m flexible.

    Bat Devorah (ha neviiah) on October 3, 2013 at 11:59 am

I haven’t heard the liberals “poor children” call during the shutdown. By the way, I have not, once, heard it during Obama’s failure as president.

fastphil on October 1, 2013 at 9:14 pm

I haven’t heard the famous liberal cry “the poor children” during the shutdown. In fact, I have not, once, heard it during Obama’s failure as president.

fastphil on October 1, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    Have you ever heard of Nancy Pelosi, FP? She uses it all the time. And even used her ‘Grandson’ to bolster going into Syria “for the children”. Always says the GOP wants to take food out of children’s mouths…

    Skunky on October 1, 2013 at 10:31 pm

Media has buried the REAL cause of CO flooding:

“It’s the Real Estate Lobby, Stupid”.

Developers and cities have detailed topographic maps – and, in the interest of profits (for developers, and taxes for cities), flood prone areas are developed following pay offs to State and Local officials (campaign contributions). Federal flood insurance and FEMA fan the flames of dangerous development.

NO ONE should be surprised at CO floods; it’s MAN MADE.

FRANK ZAVISCA on October 1, 2013 at 10:04 pm

Speaking of Muslims.Jihad Flags at Muslim Day Parade NYC 2013
I went to the New York City Muslim Day Parade yesterday. According to the official parade program, this year’s theme was, “Islam’s Contribution to Human Civilization.” Yes, you read that right. And yes, it is singular, not plural.
To quote the editor over at The Religion of Peace, “Other than a big stack of dead bodies, I can’t think of much else. Guess they’ll have to be creative.”

Well, they didn’t even bother trying to be creative. It was the same old, same old, with lots more of the same. No inclusiveness. No reaching out to their fellow man, just a lot of victimhood and no mention of terrorism, such as the mall siege in Nairobi over the weekend or the suicide bombing of an historic Christian church in Pakistan during services yesterday.
Not even a peep about the many innovations that Islam lays claims to. It was just more Islamic jihad with extra jihad.
Take a close look at what’s going on in our own country, on our own streets!
( Marchers with the flags of Islamic jihad on full display. story here with picss.

Steve on October 1, 2013 at 11:00 pm

Opps here the link…http://urbaninfidel.blogspot.com/2013/09/muslim-day-parade-2013.html

Steve on October 1, 2013 at 11:01 pm

My hearing may be going, but I think this starts with a “BROTHERS and SISTERS” salutation call to action which Mr.Prager should appreciate since he references “brothers and sisters” to Debbie as a reason for her to modify her position points and encourages her to accept his points.

Here it is to Peace, Love, and Earthly Harmony:


ps: I hope I heard it correctly…maybe I’ll change the battery in the Hearing Aid and De-Wax my ears too!?

Dennis on October 2, 2013 at 2:35 pm

Shed a tear for CO “victims”.

Illegals have an advantage – they have a home to go to, unlike many Americans.

I lived south of Houston from 1982 to 1987. Hurricane Alecia (class 3) hit in 1983; flooding didn’t affect my house, 16 feet above sea level. But Carla (class 5 ) would have flooded it.

Massive area SW of Houston was flooded by Alecia; almost ALL developed now (Real Estate Lobby in TX is strong).

Leftist media lamented that Nursing Home owners didn’t have “adequate evacuation plan”, like in NO after Katrina. Hello? Building a Nursing Home in a flood zone is madness, so ‘family can be close”. So relatives who never visit old folks can sue when they drown.

Did you see the traffic jams in TX evacuating Gulf Coast during recent hurricanes? Adding a bunch of ambulances with nursing home patients wouldn’t get out in time.

Why can’t people evacuate their own “old folks”. OOOHHHH. They smell bad. Must let Government take care of them.

FRANK ZAVISCA on October 3, 2013 at 5:51 pm

Boo hoo for them. Just more obsolete farm equipment singin’ the blues. Go back to Me-he-coe.

NortheastPA on July 3, 2014 at 1:25 pm

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