August 12, 2009, - 12:01 am

Miley Virus: Hannah Montana Grinds Stripper Pole on Kids’ Show

By Debbie Schlussel

If your young daughter (or niece or granddaughter) is a fan of Miley Cyrus and her alter ego, “Hannah Montana”–or if your kid was watching this past weekend’s “Teen Choice Awards” on Nickelodeon–you probably weren’t too happy to see the 16-year-old idol of young girls grind a stripper pole on the kids’ awards show.  Oh, and–thank Heaven for small favors–the stripper pole idea was thought up and designed by Cyrus and her father-manager, Billy Ray Cyrus (one of Sean Vannity’s choice “Great Americans”).  As if the sexually suggestive photos the two took together for Vannity Fair, last year, weren’t bad enough.


Now that the young teen thinks she should pimp stripper poles on young girls, perhaps she should change her name to something more appropriate, like Miley Virus or Hannah Chlamydia.  Parents beware.

If becoming a ho is how a young performer-ette makes her “transition” into big-time coming-of-age star, why stop with the pole? Why not make the “change” complete, with a Billy Ray-directed sex tape of his daughter? Hey, it worked for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian (who was welcomed and gushed over by Mr. Cyrus’ buddy Sean Vannity on his FOX News show).

Mommy, Mommy, can I have a stripper pole? Hannah Montana had one on Nickelodeon. Maybe Daddy can help me design it like Miley’s dad did.

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40 Responses

Not to mention…what is she wearing? How old is she now??

P: As mentioned in the post, she is only 16. Hey, if you’re gonna be a sleazebag stripper, ya gotta complete, er . . . incomplete the outfit. DS

Patty on August 12, 2009 at 12:38 am

    she didnt grind on the pole , yall oviously dont know what gringing is hunnie !

    mm on June 6, 2010 at 3:58 am



HGG on August 12, 2009 at 1:25 am

Those breakdancers were cool.

Libertarian Bulbasaur on August 12, 2009 at 2:23 am

I can see Miley Virus (great name) on the video “Make It Rain”. Fat Joe and Lil’ Wayne are taking auditions. Can someone give her an umbrella as dolla’ bills come raining down.

As for her father Billy Ray, TMZ is ready for the pictures. Remember Hulk Hogan whoring out her daughter then “Puts the Move on….His Daughter?!”

And Vanity? He is a JOKE!!

I think America deserves this. This country tolerates each starlet going one extra inch then wonder why they go on the whole way. Sadly, young children being sexualized is nothing new. I think we all knew this was going to happen. Billy Ray Cyrus is scumbag leading more children to be little whores.

CaliforniaScreaming on August 12, 2009 at 2:28 am

The worst part was watching her hillbilly parents clapping and looking so proud after her disgusting performance. What is wrong with Disney? Remember when Walt asked Annette Funicello not show her belly button in a bathing suit. He must be turning over in his grave, but money is all that matters to the mouse now.

Rudy on August 12, 2009 at 3:15 am

i just like the fact she went on stagfe thru a trailer since she is trailer trash

slickwillie on August 12, 2009 at 9:30 am

And CalScreaming, I’ll bet you don’t know this…Miley Cyrus supports the so-called Cyber Bullying Act. Do anything to hurt someone emotionally on the web…YOUR ASS GOES OFF TO JAIL! KISS THE FIRST AMENDMENT GOODBYE THANKS TO THE LATEST CONSTITUTION POOPER MILEY VIRUS!

And I found this on..of all places…a video gaming site.

Now warning, they link to Prison Planet (I was warned about Alex Jones links at the old blog), but I have put the Reuters link down first.

You know Cyrus has a hit song “The Climb”. It’s average IMHO. WELL I HOPE HER CLIMB IS DOWN AND DOWN AND DOWN!

Bob Porrazzo on August 12, 2009 at 9:31 am

As slickwillie mentioned, the entrance through the trailer was most appropriate. The really sad thing is this girl is quite talentless, in my opinion.

Suzanne Quigley on August 12, 2009 at 10:05 am

Hmmm… my first reaction when I heard about this yesterday was the same as yours Debbie, since the only thing I saw yesterday was the same picture you have at the top. But I watched the video here and this is what I saw: she’s riding on top of what looks like a street vendor pushcart, which often has an umbrella pole. She just stood there holding the pole (probably for balance while the cart was moved), and she only crouched once at the beginning, which is when the top pic must have been snapped. Granted, at 16, with an audience of pre-teens and young teens, she doesn’t need to be dancing around dressed as a “tart” anyway, especially with a big cross dangling from her neck (my my what WOULD J do???)… but I didn’t see real evidence in the vid of her acting like a “ho stripper”…

SDP: Where’s the umbrella? There isn’t one. Of course, they try to camouflage it and excuse it with an ice cream stand underneath. But it’s a stripper pole, plain and simple. DS

SumDum Phool on August 12, 2009 at 10:23 am

I thought the pole was part of a push cart…I’ll check again.

ceannrua on August 12, 2009 at 10:24 am

lolz… enough said

Noah David Simon on August 12, 2009 at 10:24 am

OK, Debbie. I think you are off base on this. Maybe in your mind it was a stripper pole, but looked like an umbrella on a push cart to me. Granted, the shorts were skimpy, but no worse than what a lot of teens wear in the malls.

I’m not a fan of Miley, but I can’t condemn this either.

S: Uh, where was the umbrella part? It was a pole, plain and simple. When was the last time you saw someone gyrating on an umbrella? DS

Starman on August 12, 2009 at 10:38 am

it doesn’t matter if there was an umbrella or not, she’s treating it like a stripper pole. that’s the point.

Christopher Hayes on August 12, 2009 at 11:08 am

Perhaps some of you are right in that other 16 year olds wear the same type of clothes, but this girl is supposed to be a role model for young girls, whether she likes it or not. She is in the public spotlight. As I have heard someone say, you cannot justify bad behavior by pointing to other people’s far worse bad behavior. If I had a 16 year old daughter, I would not be whoring her out like this.

Also, even though Miley has not shown these attributes, isn’t this kinda the way Britney Spears started out?

Jarhead on August 12, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Miley is following the trajectory of Britney Spears. Ms. Spears went from a relatively tame tween act to a “bust enhanced” teen idol. Britney also tried to keep up the good girl act for awhile until it became too absurd a pretense to continue. Miley became pretty obvious after hooking up with a 20 somthing guy at 15. In most states, that relationship would have been viewed as statutory rape, but Miley’s dad thought it was pretty cool.

    sorrow01 on August 12, 2009 at 8:19 pm

I don’t who is worse the Miley Virus camp or the people defending this action. For God’s sake she is 16 and has a HUGE influence on young children in this country? Wouldn’t someone error on the side of family values?

CaliforniaScreaming on August 12, 2009 at 11:32 am

    I completly agree with you. Shes 16 GODDANG IT!!! Im sure either disney will deduct her pay or she has to the public apology thing again.Disney is mostly a fault here guys. She’s just an idiot that follows there orders…

    An on November 3, 2009 at 5:27 pm

To add to Bob Porazzo’s points . . . Miley ‘Virus’ also took sides with loudmouthed Perez Hilton against former Miss America Carrie Prejean in the gay marriage debate, from what I remember. And who says being in Hollywood doesn’t affect one’s values in an adverse manner?

ConcernedPatriot on August 12, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Concerned, thanks for the addendum to things.

    Bob Porrazzo on August 12, 2009 at 2:24 pm

My mistake . . . should have said “former Miss California in the Miss USA pageant,” but it shows how some of these events these days are indistinguishable from one another.

ConcernedPatriot on August 12, 2009 at 11:34 am

What Britney Spears did to the music world, I predict Miley Virus will top her.

Squirrel3D on August 12, 2009 at 12:12 pm

It’s an attempt to take a “cute” child actor into an adult career. She is funnier looking as she ages (like Winnie on the Wonder Years). It’s not going to work.

A vain attempt to keep the money rolling in. Shame on you, Billy Ray and Wife. You’re sexualizing and (here it comes) whoring out your daughter. She deserves better.

goldenmike4393 on August 12, 2009 at 12:25 pm

OH and thanks to WaLmart for promoting her new clothing line and promote her even more to children who can’t think for themselves.

The Judge on August 12, 2009 at 12:32 pm

This is yet another one of those things that makes me even more convinced this country is sliding down. Hollywood leading the way.

Joe on August 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Did you also notice when Miley introduced Britney Spears at this same show, she said she wanted to be like her? Who in their right mind wants their daughter to turn out like that train wreck? Britney also completely ignored Miley when she came out for her award. Our Country really is going to hell in a handbasket thanks to Hollywood!! I am really glad Miley thanked God at the end of that lovely performance, I am sure he was really proud of her.

Rudy on August 12, 2009 at 1:09 pm

So the stripper pole was mounted on an ice cream cart making it alright. How lovely. Maybe next time she’ll appear in a Mickey Mouse thong.

Billy Ray, you should be ashamed of yourself for exploiting your daughter for profit.

Disgusted Parent on August 12, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Creepy for sure.

tempus fugit on August 12, 2009 at 5:53 pm

When “hannah montana” first came into mega public popularity I saw a local Detroit mom standing in the rain at 5a., in the dark, in the morning, with her daughter, waiting to get those “hot” tickets to see the “hannah montana” show. I remember thinking, “What kind of a mother would set such a gutter level standard for her daughter? Just wait until hannah graduates into stripping.” And, unfortunately it looks like hannah is well on her way… Everyone is being far too charitable to these deadbeat, loser, go-alonger-groupie parents(?) Without the gigantic cha-ching of American parents giving their greedy, self-centered, immature kids everything, the “stars” would Never Shine. It’s the parents. They are negligent and derelict in their duties. It is Not a parents place to be a “Friend” to their child. It is their Duty and Responsibility to set high standards. Seeing stories like this only graphically illustrates the utter abdication of responsibility that so many parents exhibit. Idiocracy here we come…

RoadsScholar on August 12, 2009 at 6:26 pm

it ‘s not her fault her dad was a stripper it’s in her blood but i’m still discusted

holly on August 17, 2009 at 11:33 pm

miley is the most discosting person once you get to know her BITCH

holly on August 17, 2009 at 11:35 pm

i watch the video and I didn’t see any type of problem that led you to believe that she was slut. Just because her dad was stripping doesn’t me she will to.And when she said she wanted to be like Britney Spears she meant curer wise dumb ass

sapphire on August 29, 2009 at 8:26 am

lol she wasnnt really dancing on the pole
what i saw was her holding it really
you people are crazy
and leave her alone
it’s parent responsibility on how there kids come out
not mileys

priscilla on September 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm

So, she did one move on the pole, oh my god lets freak out, I mean come on, You guys are making it sound like she was doing a whole stripper dance on it. She did one thing related to it, and it barely was anything. Of course I am not a fan of her in the first place but I mean come on, she wont scar your children for life really unless you blow it up in the ways people are.

Adam on September 24, 2009 at 12:32 pm

This performance isn’t a big deal. She’s dancing on an icecream cart. She dropped down once near the pole (there was no thrusting or grinding) and was just hanging onto it otherwise while being pushed around. The problem with the performance is that everyone is making a big freaking deal about it. Guess what? Your 6 year old only knows the term stripper pole because you probably gasped is out during the performance. Your 6 year old thinks she’s just dancing on an icecream cart and wouldn’t think anything of it until YOU made a big deal of it. And if it bothers you that much, YOU’RE THE PARENT. Take some initiative and don’t buy her products or let your child watch the show if you really think its harmful. That will have way more of an effect that posting on a blog that isn’t going to have any effect.

Chassity on November 4, 2009 at 1:06 pm

hey shes pretty hot, and yes i agree the break dancers were pretty cool.

james on January 1, 2010 at 5:33 pm

omg hawt D:

Jason on February 26, 2010 at 2:54 am

i want to fuck miely in her ass so hard everyone chaina can here scearm.

alvin on August 16, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    You mean I don’t have to pay for expert advice like this anyemro?!

    Jailyn on May 25, 2014 at 11:28 am

All i have to say is she is cute. Give her a chance pls.

Abia on April 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm

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