November 15, 2013, - 1:04 pm

BEST STORY OF THE WEEK! Al-Qaeda Practices Natural Selection Against Itself

By Debbie Schlussel

While most Islamic terrorists are quite clever (and we should never ever discount them), some are flat-out Darwin Award winners. Such as these jihadis, in the story below. By the way, I learned a new euphemism for Islamic terrorist–“radical anti-government fighter” (yup, just like George Washington, right?). File under “So Sad, Too Bad,” and remember that these are the “liberal democrats” our CIA is advising and whom Obama and John McCain want to aid even more actively. Also remember the key point here: THIS. IS. ISLAM . . .



Radical anti-government fighters in Syria mistakenly beheaded a wounded fellow rebel soldier after assuming he was a supporter of President Bashar al-Assad, according to an online statement from the radical fighters’ group. A separate online video showed a gruesome display of radical fighters holding what appeared to be the victim’s head. After the beheading earlier this week, the victim was determined to be Mohammed Fares, an anti-government fighter wounded in clashes against the Syrian Army earlier, according to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.

On Thursday, an online statement from a spokesman for the al Qaeda-affiliated Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS), whose fighters apparently carried out the beheading of Fares, called for forgiveness for the killers and asked for “restraint and piety” from anti-government supporters.

Restraint? Hilarious. Savage Muslim beheaders calling for restraint. Now, I’ve heard everything. It’s like Anthony Weiner or Rob Ford calling for discretion.

“We call on God to accept Mohammed Fares into his Kingdom and to forgive his brothers that sought to rid us of the enemies of God and our enemies,” Omar Al-Qahatani said in Arabic in the ISIS statement. Fares apparently shouted the names of two revered figures in Shiite Islam when he arrived wounded in a makeshift hospital, prompting the overwhelmingly Sunni opposition to assume he was a government fighter, Al-Qahatani added in the statement. In the separate online video, two fighters from ISIS are seen displaying what appears to be the decapitated head of a bearded man to a crowd in Syria’s commercial capital of Aleppo.

“He is an Iraqi Shiite volunteer fighter in Bashar al-Assad’s army,” a young man brandishing a knife in one hand and holding the decapitated head in another says in Arabic to a group of men all dressed in black. “If they (al-Assad’s army) enter they will not distinguish between supporters and opponents. I swear they will rape the men before the woman,” another jihadi fighter continues in the amateur video. . . .

Human rights groups and some member of the Syrian opposition have condemned what they deem barbaric actions by ISIS including the alleged execution of wounded government soldiers, the shooting of a 15-year-old boy for blasphemy, and public flogging of women for behavior deemed to violate Sharia law.

This is the group we want to take Syria over from Assad. Splendid. Not that any of this savagery is news to any of us. I’ve been posting stuff like this about these “enlightened humanitarians” ever since this civil war in Syria began.

Exit question: when it’s done with bullets it’s “friendly fire,” so do you call this “friendly beheading”?

Put this in the Al-Qaeda “Best Practices” handbook. One down, and sadly many more where he came from.

27 Responses


skzion on November 15, 2013 at 1:34 pm

Am I imagining things or are these Jihadis getting dumber? (All the “smart” ones are probably driving cab or running a 7/11 in the states)

RT on November 15, 2013 at 1:35 pm


Dennis on November 15, 2013 at 2:22 pm

AQ Beheading Guideline number 168: Check IDs. Before you behead a Godless infidel, make sure he IS a Godless infidel. There are no “do-overs” in beheadings.

Sean M on November 15, 2013 at 2:22 pm

Yes, the natural selection aspect of this is welcome news, but there is an ominous aspect of this also.

We all know that Muslims are becoming a larger and larger part of the U.S. population, and I’m afraid that Obamacare is not keeping up with this trend. So far as I know, beheading is not covered by any of the health exchanges. The Government will have to ensure that this changes, by requiring all health care plans to include beheadings in their coverage. Of course those policies lacking such coverage will be ruled ineligible after the elections.

Little Al on November 15, 2013 at 2:25 pm

I don’t really care if Islamic terrorists behead each other. For them, murder is like a jaywalking offense, no big deal.

Jihad is truly the gift that keeps on giving! Oh and Debbie left the best thing out of her article – some of the Islamic terrorists in Syria have brought polio along with them.

Betweeen cutting the heads off your enemies over minute theological differences and condemning people to live the rest of their lives in an iron lung or paralyzed, hey – Islam promises heaven on earth.

Except when it drops the ball and mistakes its own Islamic terrorists for the enemy. Oops – you can’t wage jihad with “restraint and piety.” After all, Islamic terrorists aren’t exactly big believers in the “turn the other cheek” philosophy of life.

Which goes to show they’re not all that discriminating in practice. Not towards fellow Muslims and most certainly not towards the rest of us.

NormanF on November 15, 2013 at 2:47 pm

The polio really isn’t such good news — many of these terrorists will certainly be coming to the U.S. as refugees, and they will bring polio, just as they have brought so many other exotic diseases, and maladies that we thought we had overcome years and years ago.

Little Al on November 15, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    @Little Al
    You have a good point there. Especially considering all the idiot women that screw these dumb ass savages once they get here. The women will spread it around when they spread the legs.

    samurai on November 17, 2013 at 11:52 pm

If possible, all future references to the Muslim deity should read “allah” ([sic]–lower case deliberately used to denigrate his importance/impotence], instead of “G-d.” The Islamic god has no similarity to the G-d of the Judeo-Christian Scriptures. In fact, the only point where their beliefs intersect with the Muhammadan is in their claims to monotheism. Additionally, “allah” (alter ego of “the prophet” [pbuh–pig fat be upon him]) seems to require human help to enable him to accomplish the mission; Adonai needs no earthly assistance!

Ernest on November 15, 2013 at 2:57 pm

I knew that these savage barbarians were stupid but I didn’t know that they were this stupid. Could you imagine the CYA discussion the beheaders had with each other, “Hey Mahmoud we accidently cut off Achmed’s head. What are we gonna do? Well Yusef we could just pull out a page from the playbook of our buddy in the White House in Washington DC. We’ll just blame the infidel scum. Yeah you’re right our boss Mohamed Al Jackwagaon will believe it and we’ll be in the clear. Yeah lets celebrate. Yusef go get the camels and I’ll meet you out back.” “Allahu Akbar!”

Ken b on November 15, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    I take back what I said. These Muslim retards are this stupid.

    Ken B on November 16, 2013 at 10:23 am

What a terrible mistake! I’m afraid heads are going to roll over this one.

Ralph Adamo on November 15, 2013 at 3:59 pm

Just too funny. Guess he got his 72 year old virgin. Thanks once again Debbie.

Naomi R. on November 15, 2013 at 4:07 pm

The feel-good story of the month!

DS_ROCKS! on November 15, 2013 at 4:32 pm

When you sever as many heads as these guys what’s one mistake. War is war. I’d remind you that you don’t have to be genius to press the button and that’s all these bozos are good for.
In fact it’s their religion.
That’s why I don’t pay attention to all the nonsense about a relatively good and manageable outcome in Syria.
Sorry, there is no good outcome in Syria.

Frankz on November 15, 2013 at 5:08 pm

Darwin would advise that natural selection is too slow in this case to rely on.

Ralph Adamo on November 15, 2013 at 5:29 pm

It’s not like someone important died. After all anyone can make a mistake.


Peter on November 15, 2013 at 5:56 pm

Is being killed by your friend considered martyrdom? I wouldn’t want him to miss out on those 72 virgins.

Red Randy on November 15, 2013 at 6:07 pm

The appropriate response is: Allahu Akbar

Vuulfie on November 15, 2013 at 7:16 pm

Not shedding a tear on thus one. In fact I encourage more of this killi g each other.The statement tthat really caught my attention in the article, “I swear they taper the men before the woman”. WTF!? I am not a psychologist but seems some of these fighters are light on the loafers but do not want to come out of the closet therefore more angry and frustrated I suppose.

Mario on November 15, 2013 at 10:18 pm

Friendly beheadings indeed!!! Alhamdulillah or praise be to allah!

Just replicate this throughout Syria, & rest of dar ul islam

Infidel on November 16, 2013 at 3:02 am

In summation: No harm; no foul

lee of the lower case "l" on November 16, 2013 at 10:01 am

“I swear they will rape the men before the woman,” another jihadi fighter continues in the amateur video. . . .”

Islam is SUCH a ship of manly men …

So much comedic Islamic ridicule to be done, so few to do it. Where’s Belushi and Monty Python when we need them?

Pray Hard on November 16, 2013 at 11:46 am

How does a civilized person even comment on this? It’s like a child predator apologizing for raping and killing the wrong little girl, an arsonist apologizing for burning down the wrong house, a thief apologizing for stealing the wrong car. Fffing disingenuous barbaric Muslim scum …

Pray Hard on November 16, 2013 at 11:49 am

No do-overs for beheadings! Reminds me of a joke:
Q: What do you say to a saudi with stiches on his right hand?

A: Glad you won your appeal!

Sam on November 16, 2013 at 11:06 pm

well, Obama official says America is an Islamic country.

A member of the Department of Homeland Security Advisory Council Mohamed Elibiary

a Twitter user asked Mohamed Elibiary on Thursday to “show me just ONE example of an Islamic country where non Muslims are treated with equality,” he responded with the controversial tweet, which was first reported by the Washington Free Beacon: “America and yes I do consider the United States of America an Islamic country with an Islamically compliant constitution. —

Only surprise to me, was that the official publicly stated it.

sal on November 18, 2013 at 10:24 am

“an online statement … called for forgiveness for the killers and asked for “restraint and piety” from anti-government supporters.”

Oops! They thought he was an Assad-supporter. This calls to mind the murder by a Palestinian terrorist of an Arab jogging through the mostly Jewish Jerusalem neighborhood of French Hill. It happened about ten years ago. When the “mistake” was discovered, the PA apologized, with those involved saying they thought he was a Jew. (As if that would have made it OK.) They declared him a martyr too.

Raymond in DC on November 18, 2013 at 12:55 pm

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