January 23, 2014, - 12:29 pm

Justin Bieber Should Be Deported; If He Were Justin Smith, He’d Be Gone By Now . . . or Would He?

By Debbie Schlussel

So, they finally arrested this spoiled, talentless punk, Justin Bieber, for DUI (driving under the influence) and resisting arrest in Miami Beach. Shouldn’t America deport the annoying, out-of-control pop star?


True, he’s not as dangerous as an Islamic terrorist. But we don’t deport those–they are Obama’s friends (and were Bush’s buddies). So, we should at least send a message about out of control celebrities and unworthy teen idols who aren’t American citizens.

When I was a kid, Bob Probert, the late Detroit Red Wings enforcer, couldn’t go to Canada for NHL games. Because of his drug and drunk driving convictions and other problems, if he returned to his native country to the north, we wouldn’t let him back in. That was back in the pre-9/11 days when our borders were a lot less porous and we took things a little more seriously (not seriously enough, but far better than today). Now, with the boondoggle that is Homeland Security, Probert probably wouldn’t have had to worry.

And so it goes with Bieber. The guy (who is a native Canadian) has a history of run-ins involving drugs and alcohol, but he always lets someone else take the fall. That was the case when his tour bus, attempting entry into Detroit, had pot on it and was detained. His Los Angeles-area home was raided by police and illegal drugs were found. And who gets the blame? Some black rapper member of his posse of hangers-on, when you know they were both in on the action. It’s been the case in many other instances. And this twit remains in America.

If his name were Justin Smith, we’d long ago have deported Bieber, and he wouldn’t be able to come back or try to for ten years. (Maybe. Today, I’m not so sure, because ICE–Immigration and Customs Enforcement–seems not to deport anybody.) It’s as if he’s Muslim and it’s hands off. We’re treating him as if his name is Justin Mohammed Al-Bieber, since he seems to be untouchable. And not only that, our local police forces provide him police escorts to strip joints so he can shower the bimbo sluts with $75,000 in singles, like some Saudi sheikh. (It should be noted that Bieber was drag racing with a Black Muslim rapper, Khalil Amir Sharieff, who was also arrested with him.)

We regularly deport all kinds of foreign nationals–even if they have green cards–when they engage in crimes, especially drug crimes. So, why does this guy keep catching a break?

With today’s arrest of Justin Bieber, let’s hope he gets convicted of felony DUI and we drop him off in New Brunswick or Victoriaville.

Sadly, we probably won’t. Because we’re just not serious about deporting anyone. And if we finally do in his case, he can always say the Shehada (the Islamic oath of martyrdom, the utterance of which constitutes conversion to Islam), claim religious discrimination, and get his new buddies on HAMAS-front/terrrorism co-conspirator CAIR to save his butt.

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It wasn’t just Probert. Fellow Canadian (by birth) Ian Tyson, when he was one-half of the folk duo/country-rock pioneers Ian & Sylvia, had been arrested in 1973 for attempting to smuggle marijuana in a guitar case at the Canadian-U.S. border; for this, he was persona non grata in the States for several years. (He also engaged in a series of drink-fueled shenanigans on a cross-country train in-between concerts that were part of the Canadian-based Festival Express tour in 1970, including a drinking contest with the late Janis Joplin where she clearly outdrank him – but that’s another story.) But Tyson had far more talent in his pinky than the callow twerp Bieber has had anywhere in his entire body.

ConcernedPatriot on January 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm

Debbie –

Because he’s a celebrity, he’s above the laws us lesser mortals are held to. If he wasn’t famous, you can bet he would be doing hard time in Florida.

Besides DUI, resisting arrest is a felony! If you’re too out of it to obey a police officer’s directions, you’re a danger to yourself as well as to others.

Given his reckless behavior, he’ll either die young or end up killing someone. I wouldn’t tolerate that from MY kids! Would you?

That said, because of who he is, I don’t expect Bieber to be deported. And its likely he’ll have these charges against him dropped. After, all he’s famous.

NormanF on January 23, 2014 at 1:22 pm

Yes, if his name was Justin Smith he’d be deported. However, if his name was Justin Ortega (or Gonzalez, or Guttierez, or Hernandez) and he came here illegally from Mexico or Central America, he wouldn’t be deported. In addition to not deporting muslims who commit crimes, ICE refuses to deport illegal aliens(aka “undocumented immigrants”) from Mexico and Central America. We are overrun with these people here in CA (a significant number of whom are gang-bangers and involved in various types of criminal activities).

Jeff on January 23, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    Celebrities and illegal aliens have license.

    None of us will ever get that upgraded treatment.

    And oh Bieber was already released from the county jail. Money can buy you plenty in this country.

    The rest of the poor slobs locked up in Miami-Dade County jail will never get VIP treatment.

    NormanF on January 23, 2014 at 3:09 pm

This kid is the best argument for police brutality.

Someone should step on him like the cockroach he is.

Jonathan E. Grant on January 23, 2014 at 3:17 pm

    You beat me to it Jonathan. How come we never hear of these arrogant celebs having their teeth kicked in, or shot 40 times. How come we never see them on POLICESTATEUSA or The Blaze? Old deaf man jaywalks and can’t understand the cops commands and gets pulverized. Makes me sick. But these assholes get special treatment.

    John on January 23, 2014 at 3:51 pm

      I was thinking the same thing.

      Meira on January 23, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    JEG. The kid is 19-years old. His BAL should be right at about 0.00% since the legal drinking age is 21. I misread (and forwarded) lousy TMZ reporting

    #1 VATO on January 24, 2014 at 4:36 pm

    Actually, Bieber is the best argument and excuse for using a condom!

    Canadians are known as being apologetic. All I can say is “I’m sorry!”

    We have our pool of reasonable good clean talent, e.g. Paul Anka, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion.

    Most go south to the U.S. to make it big. Instead of being a small fish in a small pond, they want to be the big fish in the big pond. Your pond happens to be bigger.

    All I can say is that Bieber is a embarrassment to mankind. But then again, you have Lindsay Lohan. Both our gene pools may need some chlorination.

    George Berger on January 24, 2014 at 7:01 pm

The article was colored by your hate for Muslims…seems as if the whole point was to bash Muslims.
You’re saying people should be deported because they worship the same false god as you, but call him by a different name?

Jason on January 23, 2014 at 3:50 pm

    Jason, don’t be a twatwaffle. You don’t see Baptists or Mormons, or Jews for that matter flying planes into buildings. Or walking onto buses with suicide vests. But then, we need to be PC don’t we?

    John on January 23, 2014 at 3:54 pm

      Hey John…where did the white phosphorous and the depleted uranium in Irag come from? Hindu? Wickens?

      malibu on January 23, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Jason, what’s wrong with bashing Muslims?

    skzion on January 23, 2014 at 7:09 pm


      DS_ROCKS! on January 24, 2014 at 5:31 pm

      Bashing Muslims is no different than bashing Jews, bashing Christians, bashing gays, bashing blacks, bashing Hispanics or just simply putting anybody down based on race, religion, language, sexual orientation….

      Clayton on January 28, 2014 at 11:22 am

    Just go and insistently annoy them with the same message if you want to prove to yourself how right you are Jason.
    But you don’t really want to do you?

    Frankz on January 23, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    Hey, Jason, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Go get a testosterone shot. If you want to lecture someone on hate, go lecture your little Muslim buddies, the biggest haters and murderers to ever walk the Earth.

    Pray Hard on January 24, 2014 at 11:15 am

    My bet is that you’re a libtard and consider yourself an atheist. I’ve got news for you. As long as you’re defending Islam/Muslims, you’re not an atheist, you’re just a liberal without a clue. If you want to see a real atheist’s take on Islam, read Sam Harris and watch some of his videos.

    Pray Hard on January 24, 2014 at 11:18 am

I would bet that Jason doesn’t really feel all that warm and fuzzy towards muzzies. Honestly Jason, do you trust them? I don’t think they’re all terrorists, but I don’t trust ANY of them. You gonna bet your life on your belief that they are all peaceful? Good luck with that.

WilliamMunny on January 23, 2014 at 4:36 pm

Gee…where’s ICE? Hello? Hello? Hello?


IceNoMore on January 23, 2014 at 5:21 pm

If he were American in Canada, if convicted he’d be deported as DUI is a serious felony there. However, I disagree with the claim Mrs. Schlussel that people are not being deported, the Obama administration has deported more people than any other people. Any easily verifiable fact, also please do not insult the fine citizens who work at ICE and try to follow rules, a Muslim would only be spared deportation if being sent back to a country like China or Myanmar which discriminates against them. You had great points until you made this political. Please check out the Pew Research Center with regards to deportation under the Obama administration: http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2013/09/19/high-rate-of-deportations-continue-under-obama-despite-latino-disapproval/

Abby on January 23, 2014 at 6:36 pm

    Abby, what bull. If you believe that Barky deports the most illegals, you must also believe that Barky is the most homophobic president in history AND the most sympathetic to the use of fossil fuels. The claim in question has already been debunked, by the way.

    skzion on January 23, 2014 at 7:08 pm

Justin Bieber is nothing but a talentless little crapweasel punk. This jerk thinks that because he’s a celebutard he can do or say anything that he wants. He should be kicked out of my beloved country but alas he will not be. This little punk has already made bail and is free to continue to act like a moron. It is true that there is justice for idiots like Bieber and for us lesser beings.

Ken B on January 23, 2014 at 6:53 pm

It’s interesting where our societies’ priorities are focused. Yes he should be deported for what he did. However our popular culture’s borderline obsession with talentless and meaningless celebrities never ceases to amaze me. When I think of all the Noble prize winners in science, economics, who are trying improve our world and yet they garner only the slightest bit of attention, and that a fleeting one at best, it saddens me.

Oh well…..

Peter on January 23, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    Of all the comments made in this thread, I like Peter’s the best.

    And with all respect, Debbie, Biebs is the least of your problems. Out of 1000 going wrong with the world, society and the human species, Biebs ranks 1100.

    Now if he were names Justin Trudeau (Google him, my fellow Mericans), the ODB (Ol’ Dirty Bama) would try to make him the next presidential candidate. Obama tried (and failed miserably) to be like Justin’s father, the late Pierre Elliott Trudeau, so might as well get the next best thing to make the USA more like Liberal Canada.

    In the meantime, I’m still looking for work. My workplace will close in 7 days, and rent/groceries/vices can’t pay for themselves. Biebs can just GFH. Life goes on, eh?

    The Reverend Jacques on January 23, 2014 at 10:15 pm

      Oh – and I forgot: replace sucky sticky ghetto-ass keyboard. (Damn my typos.)

      The Reverend Jacques on January 23, 2014 at 10:17 pm

The kid has an O-1 non-immigrant visa. To be formally deported, he would have to have multiple, egregious felony convictions. But our State Department could easily cancel his visa without prejudice, and he could voluntarily return to Canada. Had the punk killed a pedestrian while drag racing last night, this could actually happen if we responsible citizens created enough heat. But the public is much too focused on blind celebrity worship sadly.

#1 VATO on January 23, 2014 at 10:50 pm

Not only does it not have talent or memory-worthiness, it takes up valuable space in the news media.

Not Ovenready on January 23, 2014 at 11:19 pm

It is amazing that Justin Bieber is still in the United States.

Worry01 on January 24, 2014 at 1:18 am

Posting for the cartoon, scroll down: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-arrested-miami-drag-racing-dui-article-1.1588495

Meira on January 24, 2014 at 9:47 am

Gee…where’s ICE? Hello? Hello? Hello?

ICE/HSI is standing-by waiting for another call from the MPAA to bust some kid wearing Google Glasses in a movie theater like they did in Columbus, Ohio last Saturday.

What a Clown Show on January 24, 2014 at 10:20 am

Now I see where his blood alcohol level was actually .014 which is nearly next to nothing. Impaired is considered .08 (big difference). Now we have credibility issues since the arresting officers clearly stated that alcohol ’emanated’ from the car the moment he opened his door. They even misspelled it in their report, which is clearly vintage law enforcement. So his attorney Roy Black will blow this thing wide open any minute now, and we can just wait for the next Lohan-like crisis.

#1 VATO on January 24, 2014 at 10:23 am

    I don’t think you understand a thing about alcohol percentages. If .08 is impaired .14 would be much much worse. He was driving with almost twice the amount of alcohol in his blood that would have made him legally impaired. In other words, he was as drunk as a skunk.

    My only regret is that this male skank did not wrap himself around a tree while driving, along with the skank sitting next to him, who has had her own legal problems.

    Jonathan E. Grant on January 24, 2014 at 1:50 pm

      We have now confirmed Justin’s actual blood alcohol level … JEG….dunno here/[i]t was .014 — next to nothing. Legal intoxication is .08. Law enforcement sources told TMZ Thursday Bieber had a .04 … but we’ve now confirmed that is NOT true. He had a .014 — an enormous difference.

      Someone Justin’s size would probably have higher than a .014 with a single beer. So the question … how could cops say they were overpowered by the smell of alcohol?

      Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2rLsNQIKn

      #1 VATO on January 24, 2014 at 4:02 pm

Kick this Bieber to the curb.

gizmo on January 24, 2014 at 10:50 am

I was just about to email Debbie about this, because check out what other interesting nuggets I just found…
1. He gave the judge the finger!?
2. Apparently, MSNBC considers him more important than the NSA scandal…
BTW, the woman being interrupted for this NSA thing for Justin Bieber is some Democrat from California. Ever since I switched political allegiances and swore off the Democrat party and modern liberalism forever, I never thought I’d feel sorry for Democrats again, but I guess there’s a first time for everything and exception to almost any rule. (If I were her, I’d be ticked off.)

Craig on January 24, 2014 at 11:57 am

Biebs real crime: making Lambos (and their owners/admirers/coveters – like me) appear like total douches.

The Reverend Jacques on January 24, 2014 at 2:07 pm

Canada doesn’t want him back now that he has acquired a criminal record.

jake49 on January 24, 2014 at 4:05 pm

This boy is under MK. But that being said, his father should be thrown in jail, for the trouble he, bieber, was in when he was underage. Should be jailed for abetting the teeny bopper in this situation. You are right, if he was Smith, he would still be in jail and be put in a cell with the perverts. But he is being treated like a mu-slime. Move on over cyrus, spears , another whinehouse is moving in the big leagues.

William on January 24, 2014 at 4:57 pm

He doesn’t bother me like previous teen heartthrobs have (like the inexplicably popular Justin Timberlake, e.g,), but I do agree that he should have the book thrown at him for his crimes.

DS_ROCKS! on January 24, 2014 at 5:35 pm

Cops lied, as usual. He wasn’t drunk. His B.A.C was .01.
Give it a rest people. Lying snakes.

Big D on January 24, 2014 at 6:30 pm

Debbie, I can’t apologize enough on behalf of Canada for this major embarrassment known nauseatingly enough as,”The Beibs!”
Please accept our sincerest apologies from Canada and may he never cross over to my home city of Windsor.

Tov on January 25, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    Look, your country in the past brought forth major talent that is still remembered today – not just Ian & Sylvia, but also Hank Snow, Gordon Lightfoot, The Guess Who, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, four-fifths of The Band (save Arkansas-born Levon Helm), Leonard Cohen, even Anne Murray (just to name a few), all of whom paid their dues (and then some) before they “made it” . . . this no-talent schmuck (whose “music” won’t even be remembered 15 minutes from now) couldn’t hold a candle to every one of these acts combined! Beliebe – er, believe me, Bieber is indeed an embarrassment anywhere he goes.

    ConcernedPatriot on January 26, 2014 at 9:39 am

You are the worst person on the planet. This has absolutely nothing to do with the things you said about Justin Bieber, who is a spoiled brat- just to be clear.

Lisa on January 26, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    Everyone knows that Bieber is, as you noted, a “spoiled brat.” The point is, even in terms of Canada, the standards of talent and deportment (i.e. how one carries oneself in public) have gone way down since those other names of long ago happened on the scene – and no-talent Bieber is the ultimate symbol of how far down those standards have gone, especially with this incident.

    ConcernedPatriot on January 27, 2014 at 11:19 am

Hey, The Reverend Jacques, you know you’re NEVER going to get a job, right? Since it only took me 5 minutes to find your name, any employer (for a job worth having, but you probably rely on jobs where you make under 30k a year) will Google you and easily find the racist things you’ve said. And since we’re living in such a delightfully PC, liberal-controlled country, you’re screwed. 🙂 Good luck!

Lisa on January 26, 2014 at 8:14 pm

    Have you been drinking, Lisa? We’ve all made mistakes and I’ll be the first to admit.

    That doesn’t mean that your shit smells better than mine. So stop being so goddamned precious and worry about your life.

    BTW – how old are you and do your parents know you’re posting stuff like that?

    The Reverend Jacques on January 28, 2014 at 1:59 am

      Oh, and BTW again, Lisa… my earlier blog posts were against Islamic fascism. Although extremely vitriolic, I would hardly consider them racist.

      Since I’ve discovered sobriety, I’ve learned how to choose my words carefully.

      Too bad you only got the tip of the iceberg. I’ve got more up my sleeve.

      PS: there are many Reverend Jacques! All you need to do is find the right one. Email me when you do.

      The Reverend Jacques on January 28, 2014 at 2:34 am

He wasn’t drunk or speeding all you judgmental quacks. Cops lied! Cops Lied!!!!! Jusitn 10 Cops 0

Big D on January 27, 2014 at 1:23 pm

My niece is not allowed in Canada, reason, a dui.and a bag of weed, Why is it that this child is allowed in this country. Is it because he’s rich. He’s too much and will do more because it white washed and sweet under a rug. Blame it on the alcohol bs, or maybe because he white, I don’t understand. Feel free to say I’m wrong but he should have been deported, other folks have been for less

a nthea on November 10, 2014 at 10:47 am

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