January 30, 2014, - 3:21 pm

Let Him Fry: Justice Dept Seeks Death Penalty for Islamic Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

By Debbie Schlussel

The Obama Administration finally did something right (though it would be an absolute outrage if it did not do this). The Justice Department will seek the death penalty for Islamic Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. And to that, I say, turn him into halal Kentucky Fried Chicken.


Buh-Bye, Kalbeh [Bitch in Arabic]

I used to be 100% for the death penalty, until, as a criminal defense attorney, I represented some innocent people accused of crimes. I saw how easy it was for those who are unable to afford good attorneys to be convicted based on very little and/or flimsy evidence. I still support the death penalty for the most egregious crimes and those in which the evidence is stark. But, for most criminals, IF we can assure they will spend their entire lives in prison, I saye leave ’em there to rot and throw away the key.

But the case of the Tsarnaev Brothers is one of those egregious cases. They maimed and/or murdered over 200 people. They planned this and they deliberately attacked these innocent people because they were Americans who were mostly not Muslims. The surviving Tsarnaev terrorist deserves to die. In fact, he deserves to be tortured to death. Sadly, we are too “humane” to do that–to blow off his legs like he blew off the legs of several Americans. So, since we won’t do it, at the very least Dzhokhar Tsarnaev deserves to be put to death.

I’m not sure that will ever happen, despite the announcement by federal prosecutors that they will seek death for Tsarnaev. As we know, there are endless death row appeals in these kinds of cases. And, in many cases, the criminals are never actually put to death.

But at least there is the attempt here. As I noted, true justice would involve torturing this cretin to death in a long, slow way. But since we won’t do that, Kentucky Fried Dzhokhar would be a good alternative option.

If only he could rot on earth first before he rotted in hell.

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29 Responses

They should drop him into a deep fryer. His guilt is beyond any doubt.

Worry01 on January 30, 2014 at 3:31 pm

What struck me was that the bomber putting that suitcase down next to that little boy, seemed very personal and revealing of the hatred in his heart!

Desertcatn on January 30, 2014 at 3:50 pm

Hallelujah! Are you sure? I half expect Holder to knock it down to 25-to-life, with parole in 10 or something.

I’ve gone through a similar transformation on the death penalty. For people who have obviously committed heinous crimes, I believe it fits. But as you said, too many poor people wihtout the means to defend themselves (or people who can’t afford to defend themselves against an overzealous DA trying to score political points) end up getting the death penalty.

Sean M on January 30, 2014 at 3:59 pm

Stake him down in the desert and gut him neck to knees….buzzards gotta eat, same as worms

IceNoMore on January 30, 2014 at 4:08 pm

Boil him in lard

Habib Akbarovich on January 30, 2014 at 4:15 pm


We both agree a bullet is too kind to is inhuman Islamic terrorist piece of filth!

I’d like to see him fry but like with Nidal Malik Hasan, its likely he’ll live out his days in a padded jail cell.

If we can’t execute Islamic terrorists, throw away the key. The least we should do is see to it they never walk the streets again.

NormanF on January 30, 2014 at 4:24 pm

Guilt is not a question but since he made the cover of Rollingstoned I’d like see him run over by a giant boulder.

Frankz on January 30, 2014 at 4:39 pm

to* see

Frankz on January 30, 2014 at 4:40 pm

Fry him in the electric chair with Noam Chomsky in his lap.

Jonathan E. Grant on January 30, 2014 at 4:54 pm

Skin him and throw him in an Islamic desert.

Daniel. on January 30, 2014 at 5:04 pm

But wait, his mommy came here a few months ago and told us what a good boy he was and how he and his brother were being “framed” by the government.

Jeff on January 30, 2014 at 5:41 pm


Light up good old sparky and crack up the voltage.

But first…….

He must every episode of “The View”. This is Non-Negotiable.

Peter on January 30, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    Hey Peter along with watching The View this mutt can also listen to Miley Virus’s greatest hits on a continuous loop.

    Ken b on January 30, 2014 at 6:42 pm

Hey guys c’mon bullets and electricity are too good for this POS. I’ve got a better idea. Strip this maggot butt naked and drop his ass in either a rain forest or the desert. His ass wouldn’t last a week. Now that would be a story I’d like to read in Rolling Stoned.

Ken b on January 30, 2014 at 6:48 pm

Ken B.

My complements concerning your suggestions. Now that I’ve thought more about this swine, perhaps turning him over to the victim’s families for just punishment would be a better idea. Place him in a room with the victims’ families and give all the family members baseball bats. Since there are a lot of Red Sox fans in Boston have him wear a NY Yankees jersey for added motivation. They can use his skull for batting practice. We had better be careful since the ACLU may intervene on his behalf.

Peter on January 30, 2014 at 7:25 pm

Does anyone remember the movie NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN? The bad guy was wandering around with that air compressor, killing people with it. That’s actually what they use to slaughter cattle with. Forget lethal injection-use the air gun on this cum.

Tommy Thomas on January 30, 2014 at 8:15 pm

I agree with Debbie and the others that Islamic Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev should be put to death. The various suggestions that Debbie and others above have suggested are fine, but my version would be that they should first blow off his legs and let him suffer for a few days, and then after that they should behead him–Nick Berg style.

Unfortunately, I don’t believe that he actually well be put to death at all, but instead will only get 25 years to life. 🙁

JeffE on January 30, 2014 at 10:04 pm

Debbie, sure you’ve seen innocent men sent to the pokie; and, as I can imagine, that would cause some hesitation for you to support capital punishment. Conversely, I’m absolutely certain, that as a defense attorney, you’ve seen the accused’s charges whittled away to nil just so the DA, or AUSA, could get their numbers up – that’s even if they decide to file a criminal complaint. So, in general, I guess justice is whimsical while we walk this earth and something that must wait our true Judge when our time comes.
As for this POS, I just wish that they wouldn’t have wasted the doc’s time to bring him back to health, nor our tax dollars, just for him (probably once he’s a grey, stooped, old-man) to finally meet the Judge.

nadie on January 30, 2014 at 10:26 pm

There should be a standard in murder cases called “guilty beyond a doubt”. And sentence carried out forth with. Otherwise our system is too broken to be trusted with life and death issues.

Brian on January 30, 2014 at 10:49 pm

Thumbs down. Morte. Take out the trash. I hope the trial and execution process is fairly quick, like with Timothy McVeigh.

RT on January 30, 2014 at 11:15 pm

Who is to say that the Tsarnaev brothers weren’t framed? I believe that Dhzokhar died the night they shot him in the neck after he surrendered from the boat. The man they have in prison now is some other Russian they are using as his proxy. His friends and classmates at the arraignment said that it wasn’t him and his family gasped in shock when the man claiming to be Dzhokhar walked out.

They need to have a man alive to keep the Muslims in Russia from going crazy looking for revenge and to have a pretense of justice and a trial. With all the wackiness that goes on in the US courts, the death penalty is too heavy a hammer to wield.

bb on January 31, 2014 at 8:17 am

Send him to Texas. We will kill him back. We have an “Express Lane” at the death house in Huntsville.

C. Mazz on January 31, 2014 at 10:02 am

Well – if he were to get 25-to-life (or centuries), we could plant a story about him being a serial cho-mo in his criminal resume.

Then stick him into gen-pop. Done.

The Reverend Jacques on January 31, 2014 at 12:25 pm

Just make sure to stick some pork in him before he dies.

gizz on January 31, 2014 at 3:01 pm

This is all I can standz, I cant standz no more, where is the Beloved Skunky?

Big D on January 31, 2014 at 3:18 pm

What utter BS!! Why should he receive the death penalty? Why not send him to Gitmo?

Why not sentence him to 21 years or life? Just because he made a lethal firecracker and set it off in a marathon shouldn’t necessarily mean a death sentence, ugh, the brains with this congress, which by the way, is the name given to a group of Baboons…

Oh yeah… And is this a cop out to silence Dzhokhar

Saros7 on January 31, 2014 at 4:08 pm

Somehow, I find this decision by obama’s playmate (holder), to be both strange and politically motivated. No true and/or real effort has been made, as of this date,to trace, track, and waste the muslim pukes who killed four Americans in Benghazi. Muslims in Gitmo have been treated and referred to as simple criminals, not the islamic extremist terrorists that they truly are. More American Soldiers have been convicted of “war crimes” (open to interpretation) than muslim terrorists. A border patrol agent was killed/murdered and no effort has been made to capture/kill the individual(s) because holder and his jackass boyfriends are in “deep coverup mode”, much like hillary and Benghazi. Actually, the Benghazi case is closed. Remember?? The feds caught and captured the guy who made the movie that killed the four Americans in Benghazi. Oh Susan Rice, you lying token of an intellectually defunct piece of human inconvenience. Kinda like her boss. Silly me, how can I forget?! Tsarnaev is getting the death penalty ONLY because womb rejects obama and holder have bumbled, screwed up, and literally, in a politically correct manner, denied the Constitutionality of “due process” and extenuating circumstances regarding each and every situation, circumstance, and issue especially regarding those muslim poster children for what not to do with after birth.
Debbie, I am 100% convinced, that while holder says “death penalty”, this case has already been designed to appease liberal judicial processes and this piece of shit will sit comfortably in a prison cell somewhere.
I gladly admit my desire to see islam, and it’s womb rejected, deviant, pathetic followers, be vaporized and forever barred from life. Period!!
But, an islamic friendly White House will not appease Americans as it does foreigners. Soooooooo………….

oifmack on February 1, 2014 at 1:44 am

I also Agreed,

Light up good old sparky and crack up the voltage.

But first…….

He must every episode of “The View”. This is Non-Negotiable.

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You have heard that it was said, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also. And whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks you, and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away. You have heard that it was said, you shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy. But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you. That you may be sons of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good and sends his rain on the just and on the unjust. For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? And if you greet your brethren only, what do you do more than others? Do not even the tax collectors do so? Therefore, you shall be perfect, just as your Father in heaven is perfect.

Dw on May 20, 2015 at 8:29 pm

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