October 8, 2014, - 4:18 pm

Famous But Incompetent: FBI Needs Your Help Identifying ISIS b/c They’ve Got Nothin’

By Debbie Schlussel

So, now, the FBI is asking your help in identifying the American-sounding ISIS beheader in videos. You know why this is happening, don’t you? The agency’s got nothing. They know nothing. They are clueless. Just as they were with the Unabomber’s identity. That’s why I and many others call them Famous But Incompetent. If the shoe fits . . . .



In fact, the Unabomber murders and acts of terrorism are exactly like the situation here: an embarrassing expose on how useless, and incompetent the FBI is. The only reason we know today that the Unabomber is Ted Kaczynski is that his brother turned him in for the reward money. Otherwise, the Unabomber, today, would continue his murderous, enviro-crazy acts of terrorism. Yet, the FBI considers “identifying” the Unabomber as one of its great achievements in the last 100 years of its existence, and put items from the “investigation” in its museum and exhibits elsewhere.

Do you really think some Muslim terrorist’s family is going to turn him in to the FBI for $10,000? Think again. (Even Ted Kaczynski’s bro got more.) They support what he did and what he does. They are committed Muslims. That’s what they do. They won’t turn him in.

And don’t look to the FBI’s recent “gets” of an upstate New York convenience store Muslim and a Chicago Muslim teen as any sign of achievement or law enforcement glory. Both of those suspects who sought to join ISIS were idiots who were set up by FBI informants. They were entrapped (though legally so), lured into it because they had the America-hating Islamic mind to do so. (The FBI does this because it wants to stand on the “lone wolves” BS theory on Islamic terrorists and avoid looking into the wolf pack and its leaders in mosques and Islamic schools and institutions all over America.) The real ISIS terrorists in and from America are not that stupid, and they go about their jihad business undetected until it’s too late.

That’s why the FBI needs your help to identify the American ISIS terrorist Muslim on the video. Famous But Incompetent ain’t got a clue. Just like with the Unabomber and countless others of that ilk.


You may have seen the “60 Minutes” interview with new FBI chief James Comey, last Sunday (part two of the interview is this Sunday). Don’t believe the hype. Comey is an Islamo-pandering creep who was an obstacle every step the way as then-federal prosecutor Rick Convertino prosecuted the Detroit terror cell of Muslims who were out to bomb hotels in Vegas and a U.S. Air Force base in Incirlik, Turkey, from which American and Israeli planes took off. Then, Comey was behind the Bush Justice Department demanding (and obtaining) a reversal of the guilty verdicts a jury handed out to the Islamic terrorists. And then, he was behind the Justice Department’s outrageous prosecution of Convertino for daring to convict Islamic terrorists. The terrorists now have U.S. citizenship.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the FBI director for a ten year term (and maybe more). Do you feel safe? You shouldn’t.

The FBI is more concerned with pandering to Islamic terrorists than actually catching them (Forever Butt-kissing Islam). If it was serious, do you think the agency would be seeking your help to identify an ISIS terrorist who is long gone from America?

Nope, it would have caught him before he left. Again, now, it is too late. Thank Famous But Incompetent for that.

They are asking for this guy’s voice ID from you just as they asked for the Unabomber’s handwriting ID. They haven’t a clue on their own. Because they didn’t care enough ever to have a clue.


One last thing–especially for you Rand Paulistinians and Sean Hannity tuchus-lickers: both Paul and Hannity were adamant that they oppose Barack Obama’s use of drone strikes to kill these murderous Muslims who are American in name only. They want these cretins to have a trial and all the trappings because . . . well, they are morons who are on the same side as the terrorists. They and HAMAS CAIR believe in the same playbook. So, do you agree with Paul and Hannity on this? If they discover the identity of the “American” beheader and his location, will you be a fraud and idiot like grandstanders Paul and Hannity (and HAMAS CAIR), and whine and protest if Obama kills him with a drone strike?

13 Responses

Debbie, the producers of Criminal Minds are not going to like it if you keep up the pounding of the FBI. It’s like the battleship Missouri pulling alongside a ghost ship and firing endless broadsides with its 9, 16″ guns.


But as usual, Debbie brings the unvarnished truth. I can bring my own cannolis.

Also, Debbie is right when she says it’s all about grandstanding, and that the really dangerous Muslims go about their jihadi business undetected and undeterred. Think Italian Mob, l’omerta. Loose lips sink ships. The Good Ship Jihad sails on undaunted.

And as for Lou Costello and Rand McNally’s World Atlas, . . .

follow the money. Sit on a fence, be famous. Stand your ground, and begone. Uhhhhhh, I think they’ll choose famous, and in the case of Rand McNally’s World Atlas, . . .


Tick, tock, tick, tock, America’s clock winds down, . . .

to . . .

KABOOM!!! And not just with bombs. The $100 trillion in unfunded liabilities will provide enough of a “kaboom” of its own some day.

Here’s a little twist on one of Debbie’s little monickers, and Debbie, please forgive me, I steal material and ideas all the time. Here’s the condition we’re ALL in.

I(in the red)

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 8, 2014 at 4:44 pm

Its just as well Obama banned federal law enforcement agencies from using religion in profiling suspects.

Can’t say they’re Muslim and follow the crumb trail. As every one knows, that would be Islamophobia.

We can’t call them in defiance of all logic and common sense, Islamic terrorists.

No wonder the FBI has to operate in the dark. Only in America.

NormanF on October 8, 2014 at 5:21 pm

    J. Edgar Hoover is spinning in his grave.

    victoryman on October 9, 2014 at 10:09 am

Debbie is right again! In the FBI’s most embarrassing case of all time, it had an agent in its midst who was spying for the Ruskies–Bob Hanssen. Despite being given tips for years, they did not act on it until the Russians themselves dropped the dime on Hanssen, when he was of no more value.

Only the story does not end there. The FBI kept investigating him for a few more years (a movie was made about this) primarily so they could secure the death penalty–which was richly deserved. His spying caused untold havoc and several deaths, and may have jump started Al Qaeda (via them getting their hands on methods for foiling certain surveillance gear).

Besides, Hanssen himself said (and he was so trustworthy, right?) that if they kept him alive he could tell them lots more. Only, he did not know jack, as it was later shown. The FBI did not pursue capital punishment, mostly to get this case out of the media.

BTW–His wife still gets his pension, even though there is no doubt that she knew at least some of what was going on.

Many, many more sordid details of this case would later come to light.

Epic, epic failure on behalf of the FBI.

Prometheus on October 8, 2014 at 6:20 pm

Getting upset about Hannity’s position on this would require me to see him as more of a traitor than Obami-1 and that’s a step too far.
Drone strikes are seriously overrated under the current prez. They allow people to take their eye off the ball and ignore the larger issues of foreign policy.
Rand Paul is a sleaze though. If he wasn’t a political opportunist he’d lay off the drone strikes because the rest of it plays into his hands.

japple on October 8, 2014 at 6:50 pm

The only reason to oppose drone strikes is that they decrease the ability to capture these vermin and squeeze them for information like a sponge. But, of course, Rand Paul opposes that too.

Otherwise, drone strikes are perfectly fine. If you are an American visiting Sleazeistan and you are visiting ISIS camps, chances are that you are up to no good. Most Americans don’t do these things, ya know.

Occam's Tool on October 9, 2014 at 2:41 am

    Drone strikes may be perfectly fine but that doesn’t have much to do with anything I wrote in case this was a response.

    japple on October 12, 2014 at 4:24 pm

I’m pondering the reason why so many of the elected officials and people in government authoritarian positions are so apologetic regarding Islam? I understand why the current administration does it under the president, but Debbie has written numerous articles
exposing individuals on both sides defending these quacks and making excuses for these quacks.

These people (Muzzies) were the perpetrators of the worst terrorist attack in America. What do these aforementioned people I pointed out above have to gain by sugar coating and defending these people? This I don’t get?

Is it oil? Is it fear? Are all of them secretly muzzies? Hatred of Israel? The reasoning behind all this defense of Islam and sympathetic rhetoric evades me.

MrBigBrain on October 9, 2014 at 4:04 am

The jerk sound just like Obama to me….with a little weird echo in the background.

Public speaking is not either guy’s forte’ !

It's just me again on October 9, 2014 at 8:54 am

My advice (I am full of it) to the FBI is to get with the NSA folks to put a satelite over death valley or some other propery in the USA that looks like the landscape in the videos and look in real time for these guys. Yes, I am suggesting these beheadings could have been made in the USA.

Panhandle on October 9, 2014 at 2:36 pm

FBI doesn’t know where to start? How about approximately 2 miles from the JEH building, and expand the radius every mile outward- Crystal City, Alexandria, Balston Common, and Arlington. Then hop on a train to Foggy Bottom and get ALL the tag information from DOS- all the tags that begin with a “D” and/or “S” on vehicles allocated for use by members of OIC??? “AlQeda” and “ICIAIS” could plan Dar al Haarb within aforementioned radii.
…and if I see another show on TV regarding how the FBI busted mobsters from the 1920’s through 1995 I’m going to be sick…
P.S. Is anything working in government these days? I mean, above the level of “mid-level” management?

Sick_Boy on October 9, 2014 at 4:50 pm

…we know today that the Unabomber is Ted Kaczynski is that his brother turned him in for the reward money. Otherwise, the Unabomber, today, would continue his murderous, enviro-crazy acts of terrorism….
You mean to say one jew was a terrorist and another jew turn his own brother in for the love of MONEY. You should be ashamed of yourself for saying things like that. Please stop saying bad things about jews and lets just concentrat on the muslims.

Kaczynski on October 10, 2014 at 6:53 pm

“One last thing–especially for you Rand Paulistinians and Sean Hannity tuchus-lickers: both Paul and Hannity were adamant that they oppose Barack Obama’s use of drone strikes to kill these murderous Muslims who are American in name only.”

What they are worried about is that these will serve as legal precedents to start doing the same over CONUS and no, it won´t be used against illegal immigrants or potential terrorists.

Eventually, it will be against americans who aren´t so in name only, like you for example.

Jaws on October 11, 2014 at 9:44 am

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