October 20, 2014, - 4:16 pm

HILARIOUS: Russian Tennis Prez Said WHAT?! About the Williams “Sisters”

By Debbie Schlussel

I just love this story, since I’ve often referred to Venus and Serena Williams on this site as “the Williams Brothers.” Now, Russian Tennis Federation President Shamil Tarpischev has been fined by the World Tennis Association for saying the same thing. Because, hey, you can’t tell the truth about these things. It ain’t politically correct.

Which of These Looks More Womanly: Them . . . . . .


Or Him? . . .


Is there ANYBODY on this earth who thinks these two look like women? I mean, after all, the Wayans Brothers, complete with mustaches, dressed up as the Williamses in their “Got Milk?” ad on the 2000 MTV Music Awards. And they looked JUST LIKE THEM. The Williamses didn’t even really need milk mustaches in the real ad (see above). They already have mustaches of their own.

What’s even more hilarious is how angry the various feminists and lesbians, from the hags of “The View-opause” to Martina Navratilova, are over this. It’s complete denial. Everyone knows that these two, um, “women” (only the gynecologist knows for sure) look like dudes.

It’s also funny that Serena Williams calls the Russian “racist.” Um, isn’t this the same set of sisters who defended Dubai when it refused to let Jewish Israelis play in the country’s lousy little tennis tournaments? (Note also that the World Tennis Association had no problem with this anti-Semitic apartheid and issued no fines over it, yet it is up in arms over the accurate comments about the Williams Bros.) And isn’t this the same set of sisters whose father whined and whined and whined when the far more attractive Anna Kournikova (who never won a major tournament and was almost never in the top ten in women’s tennis rankings) was making millions more in endorsement deals than they were? Yup. Their daddy was yelling and screaming about “RAAAAAAYYYYCISM!” when Kournikova got all the loot because she was hot and they looked like men.

Also, is Serena saying that all Black women look like men? I mean, that’s the only way this would be “racist,” because the Russian didn’t mention race, just that the Williams look like men. And they do.

Here’s a tip: this has nothing to do with race. Heck, if someone called Janet Reno and Janet Napolitano, the “Man-ets,” would that be racist against White people? Hell, no. There are plenty of beautiful Black women, and maybe one day the Williams Brothers can date them.

But it will always be a fact, until and unless a skilled plastic surgeon takes control and/or estrogen injections are part of their regime: Venus and Serena Williams look like men.

Race ain’t got nothin’ to do with it. It’s all about da ugly.

By the way, remember when Serena Williams did the Crip Walk, paying tribute to the murderous drug gang? Ugly on the inside as well as the outside.

Sure Looks Like a Brother . . .


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35 Responses

And now they can do the Ebola walk in honor of the Africans and African Americans who are bring us Ebola.

Little Al on October 20, 2014 at 4:26 pm

“There are plenty of beautiful Black women, and maybe one day the Williams Brothers can date them.”


DS_ROCKS! on October 20, 2014 at 4:47 pm

So, may hateful things on this website. Please stick to either politics or sports. politics is enough. please

Karen on October 20, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    No one is chaining you to this site Karen. You must have some interest in it, if you are here. Why not come out of the closet?

    Worry01 on October 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm

    Didn’t one of the Biblical authors leave us: “Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.”?
    The world is a hate filled place, and much worse, . . . and are we therefrom to cover our eyes against disquieting or unpleasant facts of life, . . . would we not better, identifying the truth straight up, as at least a first step in doing something about it?
    Not knowing whether or not, you’ve ever run across this, but, the professional approach (and one of the principal things which you were to have acquired in you time in education) was always to look for the bad news first, . . . and for obvious reasons, . . . think about it.
    And for instant example, the Moslems want peace—but with this exception: only, after they’ve murdered every living soul who disagrees with them, . . .

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    PhillipGaley on October 21, 2014 at 12:27 pm

the Russians are not our enemy, Husain Obola is.

Jerry1800 on October 20, 2014 at 4:52 pm

Anyone else notice a strong resemblance between Serena and President Comacho?


John M. on October 20, 2014 at 5:05 pm

This is a topic where I’m sorta indifferent on, I’m really not going to say that the Russians are being “white-supremacists” for saying that the Williams’ sisters looks males, nor I’m not sure if the Russians are using the Williams’ for their own red-herring arguments?

To me, the Williams’ sisters look like regular black women and not like males, DS, you’re right though that they’re PLENTY of aesthetically and gorgeous looking black women around the world, and the samething can be said for white women as well and women from other ethnic and racial groups. And just as they’re some women from any ethnic and racial groups who aren’t that good looking and look a little like males, I’m not a geneticist, but I believe it relates to phenotypic-genetics of any female’s family-tree and lineage?

Sean R. on October 20, 2014 at 5:05 pm

Remember the East German female weightlifters from years ago. Not a pretty sight either.

Jack on October 20, 2014 at 5:07 pm

The female(?) East German shot putters, were indeed a site to see. I have a buddy who is a professional tennis player. Not famous, but an impressive ranking. From what he says, the Williams’ are generally not liked and/or avoided.

#1 Vato on October 20, 2014 at 5:16 pm

Well at least he did not call them monkeys. Those euros take race baiting to a level only an internet chat room is capable.

Randal P on October 20, 2014 at 5:54 pm

Where’s the View or Butchtina when Jim Rome calls out “William Jean King”?

Malibu on October 20, 2014 at 7:53 pm

Debbie, that is hilarious! But there is at least one man who thinks they are “hot”. Ben Affleck said so on the Jay Leno show years ago.

Lars on October 20, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    Ben is mentally deficient in many ways. Can’t stand the Williamses.

    Occam's Tool on October 20, 2014 at 10:57 pm

Is that dope Navratilova in high dudgeon over this? I had a Twitter argument with her and it wasn’t on Lezzer issues but gun control. And she admitted she had guns. She just didn’t want US to have guns. Brainless potentate.

She is very anti-American yet was so agro at me when I called her former country Czechloslovakia a hell-hole! Only an uppity and mentally ill lesbian could be such a raging hypocrite. Why did she defect to USA? I used to respect her tennis so much. Hard to now with that empty gulliver of hers!

Never a Williams fan. Never will be. Venus has never been pretty and Serena, who I think has a stunning face when she isn’t ruining it with her whack style of dementia-gauche has the world’s WORST fashion sense. The stuff she thinks is cool is just horrid. She never dresses for her shape and always looks like a deranged, blind nutter is her stylist.

So I agree with the Russian. Even though I am not fond of Soviet Ruskies.

;;Skunky on October 20, 2014 at 8:40 pm

    For some reason I thought she was Romanian. Czech?

    #1 Vato on October 20, 2014 at 9:51 pm

    Hi Skunkaroo! You were away from the keyboards for a while, weren’t you? Glad to see you’re back in action. I love your commentary and you make me laugh,too. You’re really a fine writer. Love that term “brainless potentate”. Always get a kick out of the pics you use too. I was always a big fan of Yvonne DeCarlo. Mrs. Munster was one of the screen’s great beauties.

    Dalethenerd on October 21, 2014 at 1:45 am

    Skunky, which of the former Soviet satellites WEREN’T hellholes? I guess there are differences of degree: Romania had it worse than Czechoslovakia, I guess.

    skzion on October 21, 2014 at 9:34 am

      Aw, thanks for the kind words Dale! You guys are so awesome. Who knew anyone even cared? Ta!

      Skzion, you got that right. I called her ex-country that she defected from but still loves (??) a Commie hell-hole. She hit the roof! I found her dementia more offensive than she found my love of the 2nd Amendment. She’s whack, which is sad because I did love her tennis!

      ||Skunky on October 21, 2014 at 1:38 pm

        Of course you loved her tennis, Skunky. With her newly muscular body and a voice that dropped two or three octaves shortly after gaining notoriety, there was no woman that was going to beat her after that. Whereas my favorite at that time, Chris Evert, had once been a match for her, after Martina’s transformation, Chrissie had no chance anymore.

        Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 22, 2014 at 10:24 am

I imagine the Williamses could kick the Wayans’ asses, truth be told. I still want to see a DNA test as proof those brutes are females. I’m just sayin’. No, its not about race. I’ve seen some white, fullblown, bulldykes.

dillweed buldago on October 20, 2014 at 9:28 pm

Nothing like a day for highway jihad in Canada.

One of those loyal Canadian Muslims, turned jihadist, tried to run down two Canadian forces soldiers in Montreal with his car. Police chased him to St. Jean-sur-Richelieu, where he got out of his car and ran with a knife at police officers.

He was killed. The fella had the improbable name of Ahmed Roleau. That’s how moderate they are – until they pick up the sword for Allah.

Your Day in the Religion Of Pieces.

NormanF on October 20, 2014 at 9:58 pm

The Williams Girls look like they are on steroids and should be playing in the National Football League.
I am curious if tennis tests for steroids.

Confederate on October 21, 2014 at 9:33 am

    I am curious if tennis tests for steroids.

    If they do, the Williams Bros. would be exempt for affirmative action reasons in the effort to darken tennis.

    The real question beside the obvious check for testosterone and HGH is has anyone looked down the front of their underwear?

    DS_ROCKS! on October 21, 2014 at 12:00 pm

I believe Russia has the largest number of Neo-Nazi groups of any country in the world. I see they why…they have such a fertile ground in which to operate. When the leader of a major tennis organization thinks he can say things like this in public about tennis players, then we know the direction Russia is headed toward, and it’s not good…

Lunnty on October 21, 2014 at 12:17 pm

There are plenty of beautiful Black women, and maybe one day the Williams Brothers can date them.

I should remember not to eat while reading your site: I almost choked on my pizza reading the above comment

Infidel on October 21, 2014 at 12:55 pm

Yo mama so ugly… she look like both of the Williams boys.

Panhandle on October 21, 2014 at 2:39 pm

When I see a man with arms like that, I think steroids. Do you they test for steroids in the women’s tennis league?

David on October 21, 2014 at 3:04 pm

“If the (mustache) fits, wear it.” Trannies…? Anyone..?

William on October 21, 2014 at 8:04 pm

So why aren’t you married Debbie? Aren’t you like 45 years old and still single? How do we know you’re not a lesbian? Plus, you’re out there criticizing other women, but have a good look in the mirror — you’ll see what men see, which is why you’re still single… and sad.

J. Krakoff on October 21, 2014 at 8:11 pm

    I’m a married guy, so I’m not going to say much, but Debbie is a very decent human being, and attractive and in good shape in her 40s.

    In her 20s and 30s, she could melt your eyeballs with her good looks. I am speaking as a man who was a good friend of one of the Playmates of the Decade in my youth. Debbie Schlussel in her prime versus the USO Cowgirl in Apacolypse Now in HER prime—Prize goes to the Debster.

    If you don’t believe me, check out her appearances on “Politically Incorrect” with Bil Maher, which occurred in her 20s or 30s, I believe. Eat your heart out Julie Newmar—the Debster was the true Catwoman, complete with deadly intellectual claws.

    Occam's Tool on October 22, 2014 at 2:00 pm

      I think that should be Apocalypse. I always go dyslexic on that doggone word.

      Incidentally, the lovely actress that I was referring to is now a PhD.

      Occam's Tool on October 22, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    Krakoff, I don’t know Miss Debbie personally. But, if she chooses to be single, it’s her choice. There could be several reasons, but it’s her reasons. Being a single lady don’t make her a lesbian. hitlery clinton is “married (?)”, and she IS a lesbian. Even her “husband (?)” as much as addmited it. She can speak about anyone, as you can also.

    William on October 22, 2014 at 3:44 pm

To the folks who mentioned drug testing, . . .


I am as much of an authority on this subject as anyone living or dead, but I shouldn’t have to get involved here.

Marion Jones, over 100 tests, NEVER a positive, crumbled under the pressure of an investigation.

Lance Armstrong, over 300 tests, NEVER a positive, crumbled under the pressure of an investigation.

YES, approximately four years ago, great strides in testing were finally made, but . . .


I’m tired, I’m distracted by a myriad of life problems, and not just my own, but very close friends and family. I’ve covered this on this site before, please don’t make me get involved. I’m not being nasty here, but stop asking about drug testing. I don’t have time for details or giving a class here, and that’s not proper to do here, and totally jack the thread.

Just stop asking about testing, and use common sense. Agencies, attorneys, unions, civil rights issues, corruption from the level of top sports federation executives, to testing labs, and the stadium janitor.

Stop wondering about testing. Don’t be naive, and remember the immortal words of Jimmy Hoffa.

“Sooner or later, everybody does business with everybody.”

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 21, 2014 at 9:28 pm

After their tennis days are over,me thinks they will hit the wrestling ring as a tag team.

Not Ovenready on October 21, 2014 at 9:41 pm

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