May 15, 2015, - 7:47 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s Strange New Love Affair With Islam; Now Speaking Arabic, Reading Koran

By Debbie Schlussel




Lindsay Lohan has developed a strange new love affair with Islam. Hmmm . . . maybe someone forgot to tell her that alcohol and lesbianism are both haram [forbidden] in the Religion of Peace and Mass Murderous Terrorism.

You may recall that, last month, Lohan posted on her social media accounts a photo of an Arabic tattoo. She claimed the tattoo said, “You are beautiful,” when it actually said, “You are a donkey.” Yup, she truly is an ass.

Well, now, she’s been heard speaking Arabic. And on her way to completing her community service for one of her more recent criminal convictions, Lohan was toting a copy of the koran. Lohan has worn a hijab–the official Islamic scarf of oppression and subjugation of women. How long until she dons that permanently and starts preaching jihad? I hear ISIS is looking for some chicks to be raped, do the cooking, and serve as baby factories.

One wonders how a serial drunk driver like Lohan goes from being a lesbian who considered converting to Judaism to marry her Va-JINO (female Jew In Name Only) former fiancee Samantha Ronson to becoming Muslim. Looks like she continues to like da crazy.

Hey, I hear Dzhokhar Tsarnaev may be looking for a conjugal girlfriend to give birth to future generations of jihadists.

Exit Question: what will Lindsay Lohan’s Muslim, er . . . “revert” name be?

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118 Responses

Islam is not about terrorism or the ISIS or oppression. The Quraan tells you to READ.expand your knowledge before making baseless comments based on ignorance.

asma on May 19, 2015 at 10:40 pm

    What Islam propagates is to give people the chance to be better. A chance at living a life of peace and understanding the fundamentals of what Islam teaches is key. The only thing crazy is the growing ignorance and lack of authentic information provided by uneducated people regarding the matter.

    jade on May 20, 2015 at 1:48 am

Also in light of what Sean has said regarding the terrorist attacks. Think wisely about this, you say they justify these attacks through Islam. However you cannot use one persons actions as the act of the 1 billion Muslims around the world. Their are Muslims which aid and do so much for people look at Dr mia, imtiaaz sooliman. These Muslims who have educated themselves and provided a service to all people. Are these terrorists? You talk about the headscarf on Muslims have you forgotten the adornment of Mary the mother of Jesus? She was always covered. Look at your religion of Christianity the nuns which devote their life to God. Understand your religions and understand how they interlink morally as well as physically with Islam. If you only spent as much time as you do blindly attacking the religion and actually researched it you would find solace and understanding. But there is no cure for ignorance.

jade on May 20, 2015 at 1:57 am

    Assalamualaikum jade…thats a real good reply to those ignorant people..thank you jade or whoever you are.


    A.Aziz on May 20, 2015 at 5:03 am

Lindsay is off the deep end again.

Worry on May 20, 2015 at 2:27 am

Please do not label muslims/islams as “Mass Murderous Terrorisms” or jihad or ISIS. Its like saying blondes are bimbos. every individual are different.. do not stereotype people and judge them when oneself is not even perfect to begin with. get your facts right.

Shikin on May 20, 2015 at 4:47 am

I’m happy for her.. .that she’s searching for truth and finding herself. Insulting her and Islam simultaneously when you obviously know nothing about either is ignorant and low.Get a life…

Youshaa on May 20, 2015 at 5:43 am

Masha Allah… May Allah SWT shower and bless her with all the guidance, faith & patience that she needs in seeking the truth. In Shaa Allah. Ameen Ameen Ya Rabbal Alameen.

Mas on May 20, 2015 at 6:46 am

who the hell is this writer anyway and who the hell allowed her to write such bullshit! What a moron!

Fatma on May 20, 2015 at 8:54 am

Amusing how the Amalekites (Muslims) assert that we don’t know about Islam. Whom should we trust, Islamic texts or the subliterate liars who pop up here and assert that Islam is not what the Islamic texts say it is.

Of course, we must assume that the imams know basically what Islam is all about, and we see what they teach by observing what Muslims say and do, which is universally appalling.

skzion on May 20, 2015 at 1:30 pm


You are exercised by a typo error?!

Sean R’s lack of self-awareness is far more worthy of comment than Anoud’s maunderings.

Finally, as a treat, I am leaving a deliberate typo error for you to spot.

A. Kaufman on May 20, 2015 at 4:50 pm

    AK, you are a troll.

    skzion on May 20, 2015 at 5:48 pm

Dayamn your a straight BIGOT RACIST SICK TWISTED BIOTCH! GO PUMP MORE ASS CELLULITE IN UR LIPS AND BOTOX UR FACE SO U CAN’T EVER SMILE AND DID U OR HOMIE DA CLOWNSHOE DO YOUR MAKEUP DEBBIE SHLUSSEL? WHAT IS THAT GERMAN? NO ITS ZION askanazi jew. you are obviously bashing on Arabs and Muslims just because you are a Jew and they are Arabs something is wrong with you you need counseling you have hate in your heart you have cold cold blood running through your reptilian veins you will go to hell with that mentality believe that trust that trust Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior!

Nadine Chenko on May 21, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    Lol. JC is sure not YOUR savior, Nadine. Satan, in the form of Mo, is.

    It’s instructive and hilarious how talk about hateful hearts when yours is so black.

    skzion on May 21, 2015 at 10:30 pm

I see followers of the religion of genocide are thick on the ground here. Everything I know about Islam I learned from reading the Koran and studying the life of Mohammad. I’m sure LL hasn’t read and understood her Koran she’s just carrying it around and bullshitting because it’s fashionable.

LeeSouthend on May 24, 2015 at 1:45 pm

Lindsay Lohan is on the wrong side!! The evil sharia law is UNCONSTITUTIONAL in our Judeo-Christian Nation USA!! The koran ( qu’ran ) is evil / satanic!!

Only JUDAISM and CHRISTIANITY is RIGHT as we have the same GOD who art in HEAVEN!! Our HOLY BIBLE is RIGHT!! Please Everyone “TRUST in the LORD ( ADONAI ) YESHUA-JESUS CHRIST”!!

Love Always and Shalom,


Kristi Ann on May 26, 2015 at 3:41 am

    You treat Muslims like terrorists when our religion is connected to yours! Your Jesus Christ, if you didn’t know was one of our prophets too. Prophet Esaisalam was Jesus Christ. And also the “Holy Bible” was made and written by the hand of mankind while ours was too but Allah sent the words down to the prophets who then wrote it down for the guidance of humanity and NOT for you AND other people to just go around saying bad words about us. If we did that about your religion, what would you think? Would you like it? You may be older than me but you NEED to watch your mouth because this just leaves such a BAD impression your religion. Not to mention how you imply that our Quran is satanic!! If she wants to be muslim then let her instead of going around and insulting a religion!!!

    Shiza on April 20, 2016 at 7:14 pm

Osama bin Lesbian, of course.

Ha Ha on May 28, 2015 at 12:54 am

Who let this woman write this stuff, and insult us?

Shiza on April 20, 2016 at 7:41 pm

Waw such a racist!!! I feel sorry for you…..and Not that i am against “lesbiannisme” as you put it but it is also forbidden in all religions.we just learn to be tolerant and accept people the way they are. So Dont be a racist AND a biggot please. I am not even sure that you are a real journalist either.
Get some help.

chou on August 10, 2016 at 11:31 am

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