May 15, 2015, - 6:54 pm

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Will Rot In Hell, But Not Very Soon & Here’s Why

By Debbie Schlussel

Boston Jury to Tsarnaev: Bleep You, Too, Bitch . . .


After you spent millions of dollars to finance Islamic terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s defense, I’m sure you agree with me that it’s a good thing the federal jury in Boston gave him the death penalty, today. But, unfortunately, his punishment will not be swift, as I noted back when he was originally charged for his crimes. It will take years before Rolling Stone cover boy Tsarnaev will rot in hell or as they call it in his religion, jehenim. He’ll have plenty of years to see his newly grown halal Islamic beard grow longer and enjoy his martyrdom in the Big House mosque.

Just as the federal government paid millions for his defense (including to fly his cousin here from Russia so she could testify that he cried during “The Lion King”), the government will also shell out millions for endless appeals. It will likely be at least a decade, if not more, before Tsarnaev fries, if ever. Some of his surviving victims–they number nearly 300–will likely die before they ever see him get his well-deserved punishment. And that’s the problem with our system of justice.

I believe in giving a man every shot to prove his innocence. But in this case, we know he did it with certainty. He and his army of lawyers admitted that. And while many have argued that the death penalty is not a deterrent, that is in part because the punishment is never swift nor is it certain.

For the record, I used to support the death penalty enthusiastically, but now–after years of representing criminal defendants, and seeing that an innocent man often can’t afford a good and effective defense–I support it only in certain cases. And this is one of those cases.

Unfortunately, the U.S. taxpayer will support Tsarnaev’s three hots and a cot and new role as someone’s girlfriend for a long time. He will live a lot longer than most of those he murdered got to and maybe longer than some of the survivors of his jihad.

Today, just as the death penalty phase verdict was announced, news also broke that famed toy store FAO Schwartz (enshrined in the “Big” movie) will close its Fifth Avenue doors in June but may move to another location. Still, it won’t be the same. This store gave a lot of happiness and fun to a lot of children, including me when I was a kid and my parents took us there on a trip to New York City.

Ironically, the store, which enriched a lot of lives will die long before the Muslim murderer who took innocent kids’ lives and limbs, as well as those of adults who’d barely lived yet. He will continue to live life for quite a long while as the star Rolling Stone supermodel in prison.

In case you were wondering, if he ultimately faces an unnatural death, he won’t literally “fry,” as much as halal Kentucky Fried Dzhokhar would be deserved. Tsarnaev would face death by lethal injection if his appeals ultimately end and are unsuccessful.

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10 Responses

Debbie , you’re a lawyer

Question :

Why was Timothy McVeigh executed the same year he was convicted and sentenced and we’re going to wait eternally for this pig to be executed ?

JP: McVeigh told his lawyer to stop appealing his case. Otherwise, he might still be alive now. DS

JayPee on May 15, 2015 at 7:05 pm

    In the case of McVeigh it was also a factor that the Clinton regime wanted him silenced before the contribution to the OKC bobming of Iraqi Hussain Al-Hussaini, the third terrorist, was established in the minds of the American public. Clinton wanted rabidly to avoid the appearance of foreign terrorism on his watch and hogtied the FBI investigation so that the fact that OKC was Islamic terrorism was not popularly established.

    Richard on May 16, 2015 at 10:52 am

Timothy McVeigh stopped his appeals.

Biggie on May 15, 2015 at 7:22 pm

I still prefer lethal injection of lead. It should have ended in the boat.

pi on May 16, 2015 at 1:06 am

We need to drain the swamp here. Our country is infested with these Jihadis and their supporters.

Rot in hell Dzhokar Tsarnayev. Your brother awaits.

AmericanAntiSemites on May 16, 2015 at 2:52 am

FAO Schwartz is moving to new location. Like much in NYC the rent was getting to high. Unfortunately many building owners think jacking up the rent will work. Yet other stores in NY closed altogether or moved.

Some of the increases in rent are obscene, as what happened to a famous Asian business that saw its rent increase to $500,000 a month.

Glen Benjamin on May 16, 2015 at 9:31 am

The cops should have shot him dead when they had the chance.

Hillel on May 16, 2015 at 9:08 pm

I hope the soap gets dropped on many occasions when he’s waiting his appeal dates. But then,the followers of the death cult love a fair bit of anal intercourse .He will need to save plenty of vasso from his monthly shop to make Big bubba’s time more enjoyable as the big man savours a piece of islamic boyjoy. As he recovers with a painful rectum he might just consider stopping any appeals against his sentence …or maybe he will enjoy his new life as someones bitch,you never know.

Aron B on May 16, 2015 at 10:04 pm

How about we only serve him pork in every meal
nothing but pork – If he refuses to eat we save the years of appeals and taxpayers money. Bacon its what’s for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner, don’t like it starve you filthy animal

Pete on May 18, 2015 at 12:30 pm

You have heard that it was said, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also. And whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks you and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away. You have heard that it was said, you shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy. But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you. That you may be sons of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? And if you greet your brethren only, what do you do more than others? Do not even the tax collectors do so? Therefore, you shall be perfect just as your Father in heaven is perfect.

Dw on May 20, 2015 at 8:42 pm

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