September 21, 2015, - 5:12 pm

Know What a “Moppa” Is? TV is RAAAYCIST! & Other Crap I Learned From the Emmys

By Debbie Schlussel


Meet the Emmys’ Moppa & Angry, Oppressed Black She-Slave

Do you know what a “Moppa” is? No worries if you don’t. That means you didn’t watch last night’s Emmys (shouldn’t it be “Emmies” since it’s plural and ends with a Y?). And it’s official: watching this boring, typical Hollywood psychobabblish awards show kills your brain cells and lowers your IQ. So, what’s a “Moppa”?

Apparently, “Moppa” is the new term in our warped world for your tranny parent. I learned that because, once again, Jeffrey Tambor and writer Jill Soloway won Emmys (Emmies!) for their show, “Transparent,” in which Tambor plays Ben Franklin, er . . . a tranny “woman” who looks not like a woman, but like Benjamin Franklin. Soloway is the feminist, unfunny comedienne (redundant term), who wrote this show as an ode to her transgrender parent. And when she won the award, she dedicated it to her “Moppa.” Sadly, I gave even a second of thought to this and wondered if Moppa is a male-to-pretend-female parent or a female-to-pretend-male parent. Even more sad, I looked it up and “learned” (is it really learning?) that, apparently, psychiatrist Dr. Harry J. Soloway cut his penis off. Funny how they don’t feel the need to have any Moppas in ISIS.

And here’s what else I learned from the Emmys/Emmies: American TV is RAAAAAAYYYYYYCIST! At least, that’s what actress Viola Davis, lectured us from the podium as she won her Emmy. This woman compared prime time American TV to slavery, quoting Harriet Tubman. Um, really? Really? Slavery? Racist? Huh? This chick never heard of “Empire”? “Blackish”? “Scandal”? This is a woman who stars in a horribly boring, incredibly disgusting (complete with gay male oral anal sex scene) show, “How To Get Away With Murder.” It’s only on TV in the first place because it stars a Black woman and was written and produced by another Black woman, Shonda Rhimes. Ms. Rhimes, by the way, on RAAAAAAAAAYYYYYCIST! American TV, programs ABC’s entire Thursday Night line up. Every single show on that night. Yup, the “Jews” control Hollywood, and their names are Shonda Rhimes, Lee Daniels, Tyler Perry, Oprah Winfrey, and Ava DuVernay. It’s hard out there for a pimp.

I mean, does this chick, Viola Davis, live in the same America as I do? Does she not realize that Barack Obama is President, that Blacks dominate American pop culture from sports to music to everything else? Really? She’s gonna quote to us from Harriet Tubman and tell us how TV is racist against Black people? Are you serious? As Fred Sanford would say to Lamont, “You Big Dummy.” And, speaking of “Sanford & Son,” what ever happened to the good old days when a Black man–Redd Foxx–really was the best thing on television along with another Black man–Sherman Hemsley–and they didn’t lecture us about how bad we were, how persecuted they were, and how this is “slavery”?

I wrote about how ridiculous this all was, last night, on Twitter (follow me on Twitter), and predictably, all of Black Twitter shrieked at me for being a stupid cracka honky bitch. I mean, I’m just “too dumb” to understand their plight. By the way, stats say that a third of Twitter users are Black, and I heard from that third about how oppressed they are as they typed from their fancy expensive iPhones and Galaxies and polished, rhinestone encrusted, expensive, synthetic nails. Uh-huh, oppressed.

Not surprising, the Emmys honored/awarded ugly, unfunny, untalented chick flavor of the month, Amy Schumer. Schumer is a sign of the times: a complete slob and a total nothing making millions for zero talent. A Kardashian minus the looks.

The show began with jokes attacking all of the Republican candidates for President. Of course! And, per usual, a number of winners who were female thanked their wives and a number of males thanked their hubbies. Datz how Hollywood rolls. And, given that Hollywood is the most powerful influence on Americans, this is how America’s future will roll.

Also, these jet-setting, limo-riding, mansion-living-heating-and-cooling celebs were wearing green ribbons to show their something–support? disdain? commiseration?–for climate change.

Remember, most Americans love this stuff. They love this “culture.” They wanna be these people, so they think (if you can actually call it thinking) like these glorified high school grads.

Yup, it’s the Hillary/Bernie/Biden voter pool. Sadly, there are more of them in America now and fewer of us.

The only thing missing from this year’s Emmies was a vegan Muslim tranny–I mean, “Al-Moppa”–yelling allahu akbar when he/she/it won an Emmy. But don’t worry. That’s coming.

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18 Responses

I must be of those people who don’t watch the Emmy/Oscars.

Why do you, my friend, put yourself through the torture?

Four hours of televised liberal indoctrination I can do without.

NormanF on September 21, 2015 at 5:30 pm


Great minds alike.

On the Ben Carson controversy, I just tweeted you moppa is the new Muslim tranny.

Hey, don’t laugh. With all the fellating of Islam in our culture, its surely a matter of time.

NormanF on September 21, 2015 at 5:33 pm

    Any day now one of the networks, or CNN, perhaps MSNBC will “Evolve” and introduce the Dynamic Duo of a burka clad woman and a transsexual reading the “News.” Newton Minnow was right. “A vast wasteland.”

    Herb on September 22, 2015 at 8:46 am

Since I don’t watch TV as much as I used to anymore, I don’t worry myself over award shows anymore.

A complete award show (like the Emmys, Grammys and MTV’s VMAs) would not be appropriate to network television due to a number of factors: cost (renting and decorating the stage in a sports arena cost money, doy); the numbers of categories involved (gaffers and carpenters need respect, too. plus, roadies and soundmen); tributes and entertainment (because getting trophies can be very boring and be a very soul-destroying for those unfortunate to get one. or any); and finally, language (all the entertainers I know swear like sailors on meth. trust me on that). For something like the Emmys to be shown in its true, unabridged state, a service like HBO or Showtime could pull it off decently. My money would be on either Netflix or Amazon. After all, they seem to be pulling off some pretty decent shows of their own.

As for the quote…

The only thing missing from this year’s Emmies was a vegan Muslim tranny–I mean, “Al-Moppa”–yelling allahu akbar when he/she/it won an Emmy. But don’t worry. That’s coming.

You forgot the words “black”, “latina” and “lesbian” in that statement. And accepting said Emmy in… uhh… “her” native language.


Just saying. J.

The Reverend Jacques on September 21, 2015 at 5:52 pm

George Jefferson and Fred Sanford(as characters) were self-confident Black businessmen who made their own way in the world. They did not blame racism and the world for their ills, but buckled down and took care of their respective businesses. This was long before the era of Barack Obama, et al. Also, what right does Viola Davis have to compare her alleged sufferings to the real traumas experienced by Harriet Tubman during her life? I have a feeling that Harriet would deck her if she were still alive.

Worry on September 21, 2015 at 5:58 pm

If it’s any consolation, I heard that the show had its lowest ratings in its history. I saw the black bit*h whining as she got her award on some news show and I thought it was sickening and disgusting. Why would anybody watch this garbage? Watching them kiss each others ass is like watching a porno flick.

jerry d on September 21, 2015 at 8:32 pm

You people are wrong. The black man is just as poor, downtrodden and despised in America as ever. Don’t you remember a few years back, when porn queen Alexis Texas said “no black guys for me, please?”

That’s not only racist in nature, but it contributes to unemployment of young black men. That’s the group most troubled and unfortunate in our “once great republic.” You all, and Debbie too, shouldn’t make fun of REALLY serious issues.


Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 21, 2015 at 11:09 pm

If ye ain’t fer us, ye’re a rayciss.

DS_ROCKS! on September 22, 2015 at 4:06 am

I saw a headline that said these Emmys had the worst ratings ever.

Hillel on September 22, 2015 at 8:47 am

As a Black man who’s a conservative it just strikes me as funny. Funny how Black liberals like Viola Davis always use racism as a fall back position when the facts say otherwise. Even though her show is unwatchable along with that train wreck Scandal with the equally annoying Kerry Washington most of the shows starring Blacks are very entertaining. Shows like Blackish and the David Alan Grier comedy The Carmichael Show are very funny. Maybe now that she’s won her Emmy for her crappy show she’ll shut up about “racist” on TV but I doubt it. As for the Emmys these self congratulatory award shows are a waste of time. Especially when the liberal actors spout stupid crap about people in this country who have different view about things such as politics. We all know that the majority of these halfwits love all things Obama while I do not. These morons have to know that they’re just alienating half of their audience with their stupid claptrap. I could give a rats pizza slice about what a Moppa is or isn’t. Jeffrey Tambor looks like Linda Tripp anyway. It was good to find out that the show this year sank in the rating from last year. The nitwits who produce the Emmys are trying to blame the plunge on that fact that foot ball was on also. I would rather watch the mating habits of the Australian tree snail on the Discovery Channel than a boring liberal I love me fest otherwise known as an award show. The only other one that is more detestable was the Daytime Emmys back in April. These brainiacs need to just shut the heck up and act.

Ken B on September 22, 2015 at 9:17 am

    Thank you for thinking independently and not subscribing to black group think

    mindy1 on September 24, 2015 at 8:52 am

I hate the awards shows of the modern day. They have become so boring and resemble a Junior High popularity contest. Quality means nothing. It took several years forTatiana Maszlany to be nominated. A woman who is playing over five different characters on “orphan black” she finally gets nominated and has no shot over a first time black woman on a bad show.

So much for rewarding quality.

Glen Benjamin on September 22, 2015 at 9:19 am

I quit watching awards shows many years ago. I can’t stand to see an auditorium full of liberal egomaniacs blowing each other on stage. Hollywood used to have “Movie Stars”, bigger than life, patriotic, real mean & women. Now we have actors, male & female “actors”. Just a bunch of pathetic, spoiled, no-talent, line remembering whiners. They all need to be bitch-slapped out of Hollywood and off of the screen.

MuzzCrusher on September 22, 2015 at 11:45 am

There’s a reason it’s called Hollyweird. This show should be shown to members of ISIS that we capture, as extreme torture. It’s everything they hate about our culture. And we should, too.

JeffT on September 22, 2015 at 12:08 pm

Will not watch TV rating itself on TV.

Saying it as “Moppa” suggesst a female (mo) serving in the role of a male(pa. Otherwise would it not be a “Popma”. Am I reading to much into this?

Panhandle on September 22, 2015 at 2:08 pm

When I saw the first episode of How to Get Away With Murder and saw the gay oral/anal scene, I didn’t watch another episode. But this is the plan, to desensitize us to filthy and disgusting gay sex, particularly gay male sex which involves the end of the alimentary canal, a sewer pipe.

Concerned Citizen on September 22, 2015 at 3:59 pm

Yep,Hilel, lowest Emmy ratings ever.

And may next year’s be even lower.

CharlesMartel on September 25, 2015 at 2:18 pm

Limousine Liberals.

Throw money at the homeless to ease your guilt, but don’t actually smile or speak to them,…unless the cameras are rolling.

It’s no coincidence (or secret) the Limousine Liberal capital is Barbara Boxer territory (Marin Co.) and Feinstein/Pelosi territory (San Francisco Co.) is a close second.

Esser Agaroth on September 30, 2015 at 3:02 am

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