January 12, 2016, - 6:08 pm

Seventeen Mag Said WHAT?! About Muslim “Refugees”

By Debbie Schlussel

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Time for another edition of “I Read the Chick Mags” so you don’t have to. I do the dirty work so you can find out the BS that your wives, girlfriends, daughters, and other female relatives and significant others are reading. Today, it’s all about Islamic “migrants” and what Seventeen Magazine is telling your tween and mid-teen daughters about them.

Seventeen is mostly read by American tweens. (Most teens are already reading Cosmo and learning “50 Ways to Perform Oral Sex on Your Boss.”) And the mag’s February 2016 is brainwashing them about Muslim “migrants” from Syria and Iraq. They’re not dangerous or extreme, the mag wants your daughters to think. Nope. They are hip and cool and fashion-conscious (aside from that silly, suffocating doo-rag of oppression and limited peripheral vision on their heads).

Along with important topics like, “Crazy Crush Confessions! (You’re Not Alone . . .)” and “”The Girls of Dance Moms Like You’ve Never Seen Them Before,” there is, “I’m a Teen Refugee,” about 17-year-old Fayza, an alleged “refugee fleeing Syria,” who lives in Baltimore. Instead of asking Fayza what she thinks about HAMAS, Hezbollah, Jews, and Christianity, writer Kristen Mascia declares to us that Fayza has “huge chestnut eyes [that] would make a Kardashian totally jealous” (I doubt it) and that her “selfie game is strong.” Yup, sounds like she’s “just like us,” right? ‘Cuz extremist Muslims never ever ever ever have large chestnut eyes or know how to take selfies, correct?


Forget Jihad. “Muslim Refugees . . . They’re Just Like Us!”

Oh, but not to worry, Ms. Mascia (falsely) informs the young chick readers of the article that Fayza’s family “cleared the United States’ rigorous refugee-vetting process.” Um, rigorous . . . how? Only if you call less than six minutes of reading a BS application chock-full of BS answers–which is the amount of time the State Department and Homeland Security’s Citizenship and Immigration Services spend in total on “vetting” these people, “rigorous.” That’s rigorous like Domino’s Meat Lovers Pizza with double-cheese and sauce is “calorie-free.” It just isn’t. It very obviously isn’t to anyone with an iota of a brain cell.

Seventeen goes on to tell us about the violence and danger–we’re told their story is “brave and heartbreaking”–Fayza’s family allegedly faced. Of course, Seventeen writer Mascia didn’t see them in Syria and Lebanon and doesn’t have a clue or a shred of evidence to prove their story is true. But she reports it to the young chick reader as fact, anyway.

We’re told that life for Fayza and her large family of future jihadists is tough.

It hasn’t been an easy transition. “People say things like, ‘You’re from ISIS! . . . I’m not. Sometimes it feels bad.”

Awwww. Let me get out my world’s smallest violin.


Again, did the author ask her what she thinks of Jews, Hezbollah, HAMAS, and shariah? Or whether jihad and suicide bombs and violence against non-Muslims is ever justified? Or, even, what she thinks about girls posing in miniskirts, tank tops, and strapless dresses on Seventeen’s pages? Nope. Because the answers to those might not be what Seventeen wants impressionable American chick tweens to read about Muslim girls invading our country. It doesn’t matter whether this chick is in ISIS. It matters what she thinks about Islam and shariah and acts of violence in the name of Islam against infidels who engage in Western culture that Muslims don’t like (or pretend not to like).

Seventeen doesn’t want your daughters to think about those “minor” things that will be the end of Western culture (and existence). Instead, they’re supposed to focus on Fayza’s purported dreams of becoming a pediatrician, the fact that she wears jeans (extremists never wear jeans!), and that she watches DVDs of “The Parent Trap” and “Cinderella.” Oh, and she shops at “Forever 21.” Extremist Muslim girls never shop at Forever 21, right? That’s a FACT, damn it! (Or at least they want you to think so.)

And all the way through, we’re told that some American people, especially boys at school, don’t like her. Glad to hear there are still some Americans with a level of discernment beyond deciding which Kardashian-Jenner they like most.

By the way, we’re also told that Fayza’s family had an apartment in Lebanon but couldn’t afford to pay rent, after her father couldn’t travel to Syria for work. Um, is that really the life of a “fleeing refugee”? Being a refugee means you don’t have a place to live, that you have to flee persecution, and your life is in danger. It does not mean, “I can’t pay my apartment rent in Lebanon, so I think I’ll invade America.” This chick’s family should never have been given refugee status.

But with that “rigorous” non-rigorous process in which we let in every Muslim Veruca Salt demanding a Golden Ticket, they are here and can stay and she and her multiple siblings can have multiple children of their own and so on, like they all do, so that ultimately America becomes a Muslim country. It’ll happen. I’ve been warning about this for decades.

And then there will be no more Seventeen Magazine because it’s unIslamic.

By then, America will be over. Until then, Seventeen Magazine wants you to know that Muslim “refugees” invading America are hip . . . because the female ones wear lip gloss.

Alhamdulilh [praise allah], these American infidelettes are gullible morons.


A moron teen chick in Canuckistan a/k/a Canada, Valerie Sanchez, already announced on Instagram that she bought this crap, hook, line, and halal sinker:


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35 Responses

She is in much more danger of being a target and a victim of an honor killing.

Concerned Citizen on January 12, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    If she takes off that thing on her head, she’s dead meat.

    Nancy on January 13, 2016 at 9:17 am

    If she takes off that thing on her head, she’s dead meat. Was that casually mentioned in the article?

    Nancy on January 13, 2016 at 9:17 am

There’s no cure for stupid as we all know. But I doubt very much that the writer of this teen tripe, Kristen Mascia is stupid. She KNOWS never to ask the questions that Debbie suggests, i.e., what she thinks about HAMAS, Hezbollah, Jews, Christianity, Israel, and so forth.

Although Muslims are practiced in the art of deception, they often feel more comfortable than ever telling how they really feel because the apathetic and generally stupid Infidel public don’t hold them accountable.

Ralph Adamo on January 12, 2016 at 7:33 pm

Debbie, aside from the above questions of what they think of Hamas, Hezbullah or Jews, another revealing question to ask them would be – would they marry a non-Muslim WITHOUT requiring him to convert to Islam?

The response to THAT question would be just as revealing!

Incidentally, are girls the only humans who turn 17, and do 17 year old boys not have any different interests in life? Or are they ALL chickified in today’s West?

Infidel on January 12, 2016 at 7:44 pm

Seventeen Magazine is an inane publication. Women do not wear burkas and hijabs to be hip. Seventeen is encouraging young girls to interact with members of a faith who consider women to be chattel property.

Worry on January 12, 2016 at 9:09 pm

Appreciate Ralph Adams posting that You Tube video. It needs to be widely disseminated. I’m always perplexed why many American women and even feminists always give Muslims a free pass on their harsh treatment of women. They can’t all be that stupid or naive.

Recalcitrant Zionist on January 12, 2016 at 9:41 pm

The article in Seventeen lends new meaning to the word “airhead.” And sadly, many impressionable American teen girls will think, “Muslims are cool. Not like those bigots.” Good for Debbie for laying it on the line: Muslims don’t mean well for us — not even their daughters.

Primetime on January 12, 2016 at 9:49 pm

This refugee stuff is nonsense. The news is no better as they cover up refugees already in Europe attacking Jews. That did not take long. Amazing how besides the evils of Islam the media is their lap dogs.

I saw a report in the news where the story was about a Syrian refugee family coming to America and how they have to struggle. It was a mother, father and their five children. They even mentioned the mother is pregnant with child number six. What refugee who is that poor and escaping violence has time to create another mouth to feed. I guess the liberals will feel it is OK for American tax payers to pay the bill.

Americans can not get the help they need but taking in a group of foreigners who have a different culture and hate your way of life is OK.

Glen Benjamin on January 13, 2016 at 9:09 am

Is that magazine even allowed to be sold/read in Islamic countries, or permitted within Islam in general?
Is she “down” with the Freddy Gray incident/riots from last year?
Where/when/whom said she “was with ISIS”? (2:1 it’s a BS claim.)
Does she support “#BringOurGirlsBack” assertions?
Do “Christian Lives Matter”? Are they considered “human” in her faith?
Is she permitted to tell the truth about Islam to kaffirs?
Does she think all girls should talk openly with their mothers about birth control?
Does she think abortion is a “woman’s right”?
If she obtains citizenship and turns 18 before this years election, which candidate does she support and why?

I’ll admit, some of these questions could be considered private and irrelevant-in a western sense-but how many of “us” would admit persons associated, either real or perceived, with the NSWP from the 1930’s into the United States? Bigoted? …yep.

Sick_Boy on January 13, 2016 at 9:11 am

I just pray that we can wrestle this country back from our certain Muslim death after next January 20. Maybe after the new “refugee” Musrats start acting up like they already have in Germany, the smart people in this country will say enough is enough.

MuzzCrusher on January 13, 2016 at 10:10 am



2. Stop reading these “Social” magazines, i.e. 17, etc….waste of your time…IMHO. Discriminate between that which is “fluff, insignificant, or just BS” and the OBJECTIVELY REAL, IMPORTANT DECISIONS for your life’s choices. (Take note of the Topics Debbie addresses each day.)

3. Find a friend who has a “TIGER MOM” and ask to become one of her Mom’s “Tiger Cubs”.




Yes, this was written by an older “Fart”, so, heed the advice BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK IN TIME – ONLY FORWARD.

Good Luck.

Dennis on January 13, 2016 at 11:01 am

Of course the silly and slutty minds full of mush are gonna buy the pablum of this dopey article. No one fact checks anymore and if it’s stupid and retarded, the masses are gonna happily guzzle it down with ardor. It’s all about not feeling “judgmental” these days…not accepting the hard facts and the writing on the wall.

There is no excuse for this nonsense in 2016. The Proletariat are a heap of block-heads. That is why dangerous propaganda like this can stand. None of those idiots wanna feel like they are judging. Cool, I won’t judge the Jihadist when they blow their loved ones to smithereens…and let’s hope it is the Dhimmis families that get taken out.

Islam and it’s rock-bottom mentally ill followers should be hiding under rocks and keeping quiet but they have been handily winning since 9/11/2001 so they are emboldened and in your face. When Jihad does happen (and it happens in spades no matter what the rump-swabs of Islam say) these same Bogans that prop it up either continue to blindly defend it or they slip out the back door never copping to the damage they have done. They never have their backs against the wall when the Mooooooooslim sh** hits the fan. They only spout the defense of Islam…they are never rightly called on the carpet for their damaging folly or have to face down the angry people with pitchforks. I’m sick of it. Blame the Proles…they let every moron in the USA get away with their nonsense, daily.

BTW…on my FB I saw that the biggest JINO rump swab defended that Mooooolim Kalbeh that wore the Yellow Star of David to that Trump rally…he said that she was standing in solidarity with Jews of the Holocaust and to celebrate her. What does one do with that sort of insanity? I ignore it of course…I can’t help that sick f***er…he’s long gone but that is the mind frame of the worst of Americans today and they are EVERYWHERE! Thank you Proles…you have ruined EVERYTHING!!!

Skunky on January 13, 2016 at 11:30 am

I see this stupid rag right next to the other teen tween rags in the NEX near my job. One day I saw two teen aged girls pick up this magazine along with another one with the latest teen stars from Nickelodeon. It was enough of hearing the oh my gawds and other teen girl speak that I had to leave the magazine section. After picking up my lunch I had thought about how those two young girls were really impressionable. Reading your post about the latest Seventeen mag crap Debbie I makes me wonder about how many girls will by into that it’s hip and cool to a Muslim refugee. Didn’t Rolling Stoned pull this same idiocy with the remaining Boston bomber. Yeah it’s hip to be an Islamist. That is until you marry one and become his property treated worst than his camel or you get blown up. Some people will never learn.

Ken B on January 13, 2016 at 12:31 pm

As far as these vacuous twits go, it is just more of the same inanity. Their parents failed them. Generally, stupid people raise stupid children. Perhaps they will walk into a manhole or in front of a bus while texting. I doubt if their metrosexual boyfriend(s) will be capable of teaching them anything, if they are even able to do that well for a “mate”.

Al H on January 13, 2016 at 12:54 pm

But LOOK!!! One of the headlines says “Beat The Winter Skin Blahs.” Surely that alone is worth the price.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, . . .


The previous sentence is the last line of the Billy Joel song We Didn’t Start The Fire, which should be required listening for everyone, especially Americans, and especially those under 50.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on January 13, 2016 at 2:07 pm

What exactly is the reason for the head bag? I’ve seen plenty of pre-pubescent girls as well as teens (unmarried) wearing them… if it’s for “modesty”, then how do they get away with wearing ass-hugging jeans and boob flaunting t-shirts? I’m seeing more and more of these silly-looking political statements every day, and you can bet if the hard questions were asked and answered honestly… of course, the first question can be “Where in the koran, hadith or surah is the requirement for women to wear bags over their heads and/or bodies, and why”?

Frak on January 13, 2016 at 2:32 pm

Good points, Frak, it’s nothing but what’s called “stylin’.” And part of the evidence is that Dolce and Gabbana just announced a few days ago that they are coming out with a line of hijabs and niqabs.

That is akin to people in Harlem suddenly choosing to walk around with leg irons to make a “fashion statement.” Riiiiight, let’s take the garb of oppression and show how hip we are.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on January 13, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Hey Alfredo!

    Did you see any of the release pics of the U.S. Sailors / Marines being held by the Iranians?

    If so, look closely at the far corner between the two rows of the MALE military and you will see – if I am not mistaken – a FEMALE military person at the focal point. She has what appears to be a towel / rag / cloth covering her head and wrapped around her neck. Also, note that it seems she is positioned at what appears to be a WIDER SPACING, both sides, between her and the MALES than they, the MALES, are from each other.

    It appears the Iranians are attempting to make both a FASCIST STATEMENT as well as a FASHION STATEMENT. Hmmm, I wonder if the above mentioned magazine will pick it up as a featured article suitable for young teen girls?????


    Dennis on January 13, 2016 at 3:46 pm

ROTFLMAO!!! Ahhhhhhhh, Dennis, we are SO dead, all of us.

Then The Lord will come, and . . .

“God will wipe away every tear.” But before that, . . .

WHOA!!! I’m am really so terrified of what lies just ahead.

And of course, there was the obligatory mea culpa statement from what supposedly was a U.S. Naval Officer doing his best to let everyone know what royal treatment and compassion the sailors were treated with by Iran.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on January 13, 2016 at 3:57 pm

In the next issue, “What’s to fear from gang bangers?”

JeffT on January 13, 2016 at 4:17 pm

Canuckistan a/k/a Canada ?

You should watch who you insult dear lady. Israël had only one best friend for the last 7 years and it was Canada thru The Prime Minister Stephan Harper.

Can you say the same thing of your muslim in chief in “yankeeistan” ?

Francois on January 13, 2016 at 4:23 pm

Francois, no jerking of the knee necessary. If you take the time to read through the archives, Debbie is most critical of the policies of the USA, especially the past two administrations.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on January 13, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    Right ! I have been following long enough to witness she has, and that is why I say if your court isn’t cleaner than your neigbour’s, think befour you insult.

    Francois on January 13, 2016 at 6:30 pm

      Well, of course Francois, who doesn’t remember Elvis Presley’s ‘Clean Up Your Own Backyard?’ But Debbie is not the President of the U.S., nor a Senator, Congresswoman, Mayor, etc. She is an attorney and cultural/political commentator.

      Who doesn’t remember the Guess Who’s ‘American Woman?’ While I think the Guess Who made some fantastic points in that song, it’s easy for Canadians to forget, that if it wasn’t for the U.S. military and presence in the world, Canada would be a Russian satellite nation.

      I think Debbie is well founded in any criticism she levels at anyone. She doesn’t give the U.S. a pass by any means, but that doesn’t mean she can’t level criticism at anyone else, especially where that criticism is relevant.

      Alfredo from Puerto Rico on January 13, 2016 at 7:28 pm

        Good try to defend your goddess, but when we dont have a valuable argument, we say more thant needed in hope to sound credible, hue ?

        If you were honest, all you had to say was: “touché” !

        Enough said

        Francois on January 13, 2016 at 8:04 pm

          Now you’re just being snippy and nasty, and I leave you in the hands of The Lord. So, no one has a right to criticize anything, right? That’s what got this nation and is getting all of “Western Civilization” in to trouble.

          Congratulations on your victory in getting in the last word. The Vince Lombardi Trophy will be delivered to your door on Friday morning.


          Alfredo from Puerto Rico on January 13, 2016 at 8:07 pm

          Critisize yes, insult no !

          In the hands of the Lord, we always find love.

          Wasn’t going for a trophy, but can’t wait till friday ;-)))


          Francois on January 13, 2016 at 11:38 pm

          Francois, sweetheart, you’re a barely literate troll. You do NOT come here often, despite your claim to the contrary. Moreover, in focusing only on Israel–which has nothing to do with this post–you show yourself to be a probable anti-Semite. Finally, while I don’t mind Canada, Harper is an aberation. What is not an aberation is that Canada depends entirely on our defense dollars. You froggy Canadians should STFU with the anti-Americanism.

          PS: you guys are importing Mooooslims at an impressive rate. Good luck with that, as you have no equivalent to a First or Second Amendment.

          skzion on January 14, 2016 at 5:28 pm


Isn’t the PROSCRIBED response in these situations a simple reply of NAME, RANK, & SERIAL NUMBER ???

These people are not your friends, but since they are Military Personnel in their own right, do they not have to adhere to the Geneva Convention?

I hope they are honorable enough to refrain from the methods of ISIS. But…let’s not get too chummy, eh?

Dennis on January 13, 2016 at 5:47 pm

Wonder when Seventeen will be reporting from Cologne on the “Groping Jihad?” Wonder how the teens who were molested or raped Lara Logan-style by scores of “refugees” in the town’s main square are feeling right about now?

adam on January 14, 2016 at 10:32 am

Coming up in the next issue:

“Fun and Flirty fashion for hooking up with refugee rape gangs!”

“Bunking with a Somalian military age refugee in your room? Fun and sexy nighttime rapewear ideas!”

“Taharush – what a rush! GEt your orifices moisturized for fun and sexy probings by refugee fingers!”

DS_ROCKS! on January 14, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    DSR: devastating.

    skzion on January 14, 2016 at 5:31 pm

As we say in tanks… “Target! Cease fire!”

Russ on January 17, 2016 at 9:54 pm

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