March 31, 2016, - 5:23 am

It’s Official: A-Rod Now a Trophy Wife – “Men, the New Women” Alert

By Debbie Schlussel


A-Rod & His New SugarDaddy Anne Wojciki

You may think this is a trivial topic. But when a multi-zillionaire playboy pro athlete voluntarily assumes the position and becomes a trophy wife, you know that America has collectively lost its collective balls.

Sometimes I get sick of writing about ISIS, Islam, amnesty, and the Presidential race. And many times discussion of other things–changing American lifestyle cues–gives us a much bigger clue of why we are losing America. This is one of those times.

A-Rod f/k/a Alex Rodriguez used to be a ‘roid-using, masculine Major League Baseball player who liked to “date” (euphemism) hot blonde actress types. Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Madonna (okay, not hot, but still peroxided blonde), etc.

But, now, Rodriguez, wealthier than most with a net worth of $252 million, is the new trophy wife/bimbo for ex-Mrs. Google, billionaire Anne Wojciki, who is, well, um . . . not hot. Not super-ugly, but nothing special. As they say, “she has a GREAT personality.” Pointing this out is not a mere shallow, sexist, Mean Girls observation. It’s an observation of a trend: formerly masculine men who could have anyone . . . willingly assuming the position of the gold-digging chick. (Maybe the ‘roid damage to a certain region was permanent?)

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And like most gold-digger chicks, A-Rod is now dating the unattractive woman in this relationship strictly because of the size of her wallet. That’s sad. Men used to be men. Especially pro athlete men. No longer. If A-Rod is doing it, a ton of less wealthy men are doing it: transforming into the chick in the relationship and dating women for their money. He went from alpha male to beta girlfriend. Men–The New Women. It’s never a good thing when American culture delves deeper and deeper into the the feminizing of men and the masculinization of women.

You know what they say about the power of the purse strings. I don’t care what you say about the liberation of men and women in relationships where the woman makes or has more money than the man. Thou doth protest too much. It’s all BS. There is no such thing as egalitarianism in romantic relationships. One party always has more power than the other–the upper hand. And that party is almost always the one with more money. It’s just the way it works in our society.

So, basically, A-Rod has ceded that power. He’s now the Mr. Mom to ex-Mrs. Google. Nobody knows just how much exactly Wojciki, recent ex of Google founder Sergey Brin, is worth. But the new divorcee is certainly a billionaire. At the time of her divorce (which was finalized last year), the Brins were worth about $30 billion. It’s a good bet that she got a significant fraction of that.

Yup, A-Rod picked one of the few women in the world who would have the power of having more money than A-Rod. That’s what a guy who’s given up his testicles does. Or a broken man. Or a liberal wimp proud of being a vegan Mr. Mom who knits with the LGBTQABCDEF knitting community.

And if multi-millionaire A-Rod is willing to give up his masculinity and being a man in exchange for the company and wallet of an unattractive rich lady, it’ll take a lot less to lead regular guys to do the same. Men used to “keep women.” Now, they want to be the kept . . . and, frankly, they want to be the women. We’ll see this more and more as economic and employment situations continue to get worse and those of women continue to get better.

While that’s going on, ISIS and Al-Qaeda are laughing at us all the way to the next terrorist attack.

It’s not just A-Rod who eagerly gave up his balls. It’s America, too.

Hint: you never saw Bin Laden dating a chick richer than himself. And you won’t see Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi doing that either. Just sayin’.


Yeah, it would be nice if we lived in a world where people weren’t so vain and didn’t judge people by their looks. But we don’t. We live in the world that is more shallow, vain, and looks-focused than ever. So, don’t romanticize A-Rod’s relationship with this plain Jane billionaire chick as “awww, love before looks.” That ain’t what’s happenin’ here. A-Rod has a track record of only “dating’ (euphemism) lookers. And now he’s playing the hooker.

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Some men chase after women who own homes or condos, as it will give them a free roof over their heads. You hear a lot about this with people on welfare. Baby daddies routinely crash at the Section 8 apartments of their various baby mamas, despite the fact that they are not legally supposed to be living there. In the future, you will see more and more men seeking relationships for financial security.

Jean on March 31, 2016 at 10:54 am


    With a $252 million dollar fortune, it’s highly unlikely A-Rod needs someone to support him.

    Scott on April 1, 2016 at 1:18 am

As the song goes, “If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.” When I see a very rich and/or handsome man with a homely women, I suspect he has some unusual sexual fetish that she is willing to indulge that more desirable women won’t.

John on March 31, 2016 at 11:47 am

DS, your last line is perfect! Love it. What a great topic. We all know what is going on here. We are the sorts that REFUSE to pretend we don’t. You know, like many pretend that Michelle Obama-Putin is “gorgeous”. The lady above is more attractive than Michelle Antoinette IMHO on her best day. Not hard to achieve because the canvas of Michelle Antoinette’s face is like a plate of wet dog food. I really get a kick out of those who pretend Michelle Antoinette is pretty. I never get enough of it because I DON’T!!!

Normally, unless somebody’s character is below whale feces I don’t make comment on someone’s looks…we all can’t be born looking like Monica Bellucci…but on this subject, the homeliness of the Sugar-Mama is front and centre. DS is spot on and she is prolly more disgusted that we gotta “pretend” a falsehood here with these two dopes than anything else. People who judge “A-Fraud” because he liked pretty ladies in the past should judge him more harshly for selling himself here like a sad whore. Nothing wrong with liking pretty ladies but it says something awful about you if you’re a gold digger. Yuck!

I like the photo above because it tells the true tale. The Sugar-Mama has to acquiesce to her stud to be taken seriously as a “mate” so she dresses in a skanky smock to seem as if she is worthy of the athletic stud. If she were secure in her “ka-ching” and her power-status with lover boy, she’d wear more normal or dignified attire and adopt a strong, natural stature in the photo. I’d take the snap more seriously if she were wearing the helmet! She should be but anyways, her standing and him sitting don’t help or fool us…we still know the score here and it’s a FARCE! She can have all the money in the world but it will never erase the truth of this “relationship”. We can see it all in the photo…it doesn’t hide her female insecurity. If she wasn’t insecure she would have posed as I described above. Being a billionaire can’t hide or erode insecurity.

This is what feminism wanted, hope they like it. It’s obscene and farcical to me. Feminism will “pretend” the photo is hella-cool. It can’t be because it doesn’t hide her abject insecurity. There is NOTHING cool about a man using you for your purse. It’s sad and desperate. There is nothing cool about an unattractive chick fronting that she’s in control here…she may be monetarily but that’s not a foundation one would want to build a “romantic” relationship on. She ain’t fooling anyone but her own sad self and all the PC dopes willing to swallow the lie themselves…and there are heaps of those retarded sorts in 2016…many of them attend Bernie Sanders rallies!

This is the failure of feminism, this is the failure of the female mind to hide the TRUTH of male/female atavistic relationships and this is a gross display of a debase gold-digger fronting that all the sudden he doesn’t dig a pretty face. Easy to do when it’s the green that’s your scheme.

“First I Look At The Purse”-J. Geils Band

I hope this fraud relationship gives feminists fits for days and days…

Skunky on March 31, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    “First I look at the Purse.” Great J. Geils song and right on the money, Skunky — NPI.

    Ralph Adamo on March 31, 2016 at 5:06 pm

Maybe he goes for intellectual Polish women?

ebayer on March 31, 2016 at 2:49 pm

LOLOL! Most of the chicks in the video are frontin’ that it’s cool & cute except the wry blonde one in the end! See, I told ya…frontin’ and acting…Bernie Sanders need moro…oops, supporters, too!

Skunky on March 31, 2016 at 3:04 pm

For various reasons, this article reminds me of a great Somerset Maugham story called “The Ant and Grasshopper.” Although the character Tom Ramsey starts far from wealthy, the story has a similar theme of social climbing. If you love old movies as I do, there’s a film called “Encore” made in 1951 that consists of three stories, including “The Ant and the Grasshopper.” It’s available now on YouTube at the link below, and it’s the first story in the film (with under 25 minutes of screen time):

Ralph Adamo on March 31, 2016 at 4:07 pm

Re. “you never saw Bin Laden dating a chick richer than himself. And you won’t see Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi doing that either. Just sayin’.” … Yeah, but Mohammed supposedly did marry a much older woman for the $.

Adam Taxin on March 31, 2016 at 4:16 pm

I seen the pics of them out on the gossip site, you can see he isn’t into her @ all. She was clinging on to him for dear life, I thought it crazy because he’s super rich, so what the hell is this? Crazy. I never looked @ it from Debbie’s point of view, but yeah, he’s the trophy wife. Ha ha.

MrBigBrain on March 31, 2016 at 4:45 pm

Oh Skunky, Michelle isn’t that bad physically, is she?
She looks as if she is frowning all the time, but to say this lady above looks better, you’re reaching or really detest Michelle.

MrBigBrain on March 31, 2016 at 4:51 pm

“, I suspect he has some unusual sexual fetish that she is willing to indulge that more desirable women won’t.”

What are you talking about Mr. John, women are a billion times kinkier than men, does not matter the looks, financial status, in fact, I find that the more successful they are, the more perverted.

MrBigBrain on March 31, 2016 at 4:53 pm

I’m LOLing because even BDD can see what Kabuki Theatre that “relationship” is. He nicely & pithily captures the truth of the farce…and how one side is more twitterpated than the other. It’s sad but there is also something about the truth of it all I find so very funny…which may be mean, but I don’t mind in matters such as this.

And yes, Michelle Obama-Putin always looks worse than this chick. Trust me. It takes so much to pass her off as ok-looking and we all know many trannies who make more beautiful women than nasty Mooch…

Skunky on March 31, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    I think Ru-Paul could give Mooch a run for her money.

    Richard on April 1, 2016 at 11:45 pm

This also tells you a lot about Wojciki. She obviously does not want anything more than a life sized toy. A-Rod is nothing more than an expensive hooker-escort now, which is a sad thing for both A-Rod and his new owner.

Worry on March 31, 2016 at 7:19 pm

To be fair to Anne Wojciki, she doesn’t seem to be using much makeup. Other photos of her show seem to be more flattering than the one above. Also, since her ex, Brin, had a pre-nup, Anne likely does too. But even with a pre-nup, the odds are good that her net worth is in the neighborhood of $1 billion — a very nice neighborhood indeed.

Ralph Adamo on March 31, 2016 at 7:31 pm

I’m going out on a limb here, but maybe this couple simply sees in their partner what they’ve been looking for. As in head over heels in love. It happens in the real world as well as in the movies.

Primetime on March 31, 2016 at 9:46 pm

Trophy? (Bowling Trophy?) Sorry Deb….I don’t see it.

#1 Vato on March 31, 2016 at 10:22 pm

I think if Debbie wasn’t so busy with other stuff, she could do stand up.

Hilarious, and quite right on most points, although I think if NoMore-Rod was in to the kinky stuff, he has enough money to pay for hot chicks that’ll do it. There’s PLENTY of hot chicks out there that’ll do anything, ESPECIALLY for money.

Look how many girls line up to do porn when they turn 18. They already know the list of things they have to do on camera to immediately get branded as a down for anything chick. It’s a “viable career alternative for the modern empowered woman,” after all.

I was under the impression that NoMore-Rod had a much higher net worth, though. Maybe he DID pay a lot of hot chicks to do kinky stuff, LOL!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on April 1, 2016 at 1:45 am

,” but maybe this couple simply sees in their partner what they’ve been looking for. As in head over heels in love”

Primetime, No. This man, we’ve seen the women he dates. We know he took steroids multiple times and lied. Got caught, lied again. Lol brotha, that’s ego. He’s fake. He may not even be capable of love. He is not into her. It’s the loot. She knows this and doesn’t care.

Do you remember his 20/20 interview? HES FAKE. Piss on your leg and say it’s raining. He gets no benefit of the doubt. None.

MrBigBrain on April 1, 2016 at 4:43 am

Debbie’s larger point is that there are more and more “Kept Men”. A “Kept Woman” was a woman who decided to essentially become a “Live In” prostitute for the sake of a substantially upgraded lifestyle. It was obvious to anyone who was polite that love was not really involved in the relationship, but simply mutual benefit. As men have declined in social and economic status relatively, the roles have reversed.

Worry on April 1, 2016 at 5:02 pm

Where can I find man to keep who has 200 plus million?
Oh, right, i mustsa misplaced my billion…..

Crazycatkid on April 2, 2016 at 7:52 pm

She’s not that bad looking. Heck! With a new hair style, some sunshine, she’d probably look quite smashing. Wikipedia reports that her mom is Jewish.

I don’t see a problem with the “money thing”. Perhaps he takes comfort knowing she isn’t dating him for his money or vice versa. Perhaps one of there financial futures isn’t as certain as it seems.

She’s not an ignoramous about sports. She was on the Stanford University’s women’s ice hockey team. That being said, she’s no world class athlete.

He (hopefully) is not an ignoramous about business. He owns a Mecedes-Benz dealership. That being said, there’s no evidence A-Rod is a “rocket scientist”.

She is CEO of a business (23andMe) founded in 2006. The company has raised a tidy amount of capital. (Estimated about $240Million.) As of 2015, the business has yet to report a profit.

The real question is whether they have any real partnership skills. Given that they’re both divorced, that is immediately suspect. She’s grounded in California. A-Rod lives in New York. Partnership is more important for older couples. Nobody is getting younger!

The trick for athletes turning 40 is growing old without looking stupid. This doesn’t look stupid, but there’s definitely a “somethin’ ain’t right” look to it.


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