July 27, 2016, - 6:57 pm

What Did You Think of Bill Clinton’s DNCon Speech? Here’s My Take: Willie No Longer Slick

By Debbie Schlussel



Did you watch Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, last night? If so, what did you think? Do you even care? A number of readers and friends asked my opinion about the speech. Yeah I saw it, and was kind of surprised. I don’t think “Slick Willie” is so slick anymore, if at all. Here’s my take. . .

The first thing I noticed is how awful and old Bill Clinton looks. He is soooo thin. Way too thin. Yes, I know that with all those McDonald’s trips he used to make, he was a bit chubby. But now that he’s pseudo-vegan (I hear he still eats a little chicken and fish at times), he looks terrible, like he’s sick or something. Last night, Clinton looked to me like an embalmed body you’d see at someone’s wake or open casket funeral. His fingers–which we saw often during the speech because he uses his hands a lot–were very thin and spindly. And I though I detected some shaking, like there was Parkinson’s Syndrome developing. He looked like a figure in “Tales From the Crypt.” And his voice was weaker, a shadow of what it used to be. Yes, everyone ages, but it’s as if Bill Clinton suddenly hit the aging wall recently. He’s probably at the point where he’s gotta say, “I did not have Viagra with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”

Then, there was the speech itself. I was bored to tears. So bored, I was gonna turn it off and watch a DVD of old episodes of “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” The speech seemed to go on and on and on and on. So much excruciating, unwanted detail about Hillary Clinton, the only thing missing was what Hillary eats for breakfast and her favorite color. Bill Clinton has lost his touch. Say what you will about the formerly Slick and always sleazy Willy. Regardless of being a lowlife, he was always a good speaker and able to charm the pants off of everyone, not just the women. Not last night. There was no charm, no magic, and frankly no structure whatsoever to his speech. I felt like I was listening to the annoying passenger on the plane who keeps talking when everyone wishes the person would just shut the bleep up.

After the first few descriptions of what a deeply caring and saintly person the criminal we know as Hillary is, I’d heard enough. Instead of hearing about Hillary Clinton, we heard about some fictional person along the lines of Mother Theresa.

I also had to laugh when Tarnished Willie twice mentioned Israel, as he talked about Hillary Clinton instituting some preschool program called, “HIPPY,” which she plagiarized from the Jewish State. I wondered how that went over since that convention is Palestinian-Occupied Territory. On Night One, you could barely see an American flag (like playing, “Where’s Waldo?”), but you sure saw a lot of Palestinian flags. I’d love to dump all those flag-wavers in HAMAS Gazastan and see if they last the night. If not, not one of ’em would be missed.

Then, there were the unbearable, non-stop shots of Chelsea Clinton. As I do not have cable (and haven’t since 2000), I flipped back and forth between ABC and NBC to watch the speech. Both showed near-constant split-screen shots of this spoiled, overrated nothing–this total pig who collected large no-show salaries at McKinsey consulting firm, NBC News, and the Clinton Piggybank Foundation. Her long, large equine teeth and big gums were on display in painfully-close camera shots. Ugggggh. Get some dental work, honey. If I had to watch that one minute longer, I’d have hurled.

I noted–by the way–that Chelsea Clinton displayed an incredible lack of class and “tolerance” when the Dems showed pics of the previous Presidents. She clapped a lot for Jimmuh “The Peanut Farmer” Carter, but when they showed Ronald Reagan, she stopped herself form clapping and looked like she was upset that she clapped for even a second, by mistake. Then, she clapped enthusiastically for her dad (the first two terms of the Hillary Clinton Presidency), and then noticeably held her hands down and made a sour face for George W. Bush.

If you watch, you know all the Presidents were window dressing and a ruse for some dumb stunt in which a “glass” ceiling is broken and Hillary Cankles’ face shows up as “breaking the glass ceiling.” Barf. And PUH-LEEZE. As I noted, everyone with a clue knows that Hillary has already been Prez for eight years, and the “ceiling” she’s breaking is the contemporary limit on American Presidencies exceeding two terms.

Anyway, I was not impressed by Bill Clinton’s speech last night. It only helped people who didn’t want to go out at night to pick up sleeping pills. It didn’t do much for electing his wife.

And it was shocking to see how much Bill Clinton has lost his touch.

What is your take?


UPDATE: One other thing: No-Longer-Slick Willie said last night:

If you’re a Muslim and you love America and freedom and you hate terror, stay here and help us win and make a future together, we want you.

You know what I think of that. How many love America and hate terror? And how many define ISIS, HAMAS, and Hezbollah as terror groups? They won’t help us “win” and make a future together. They will make sure there is no future.

Hey, kinda like Hillary and the Clinton Klan.

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39 Responses


JeffT on July 27, 2016 at 7:24 pm

Every one is into streaming video these days.

There’s the ol’ grandaddy Youtube and Netflix, Viki and Amazon Prime.

Cost a fraction of what cable costs and there’s always fresh content.

Anyhoo, about Bill Clinton, I voted for him in 1992 when he was running as a centrist Democrat under the DLC – he charisma and seemed to have the right touch.

Hillary is wife is nothing like him and is a cold fish. I keep thinking why on earth people would vote her. Men won’t.

Debbie, if she loses, she’ll get even less than her famous husband did on his first run. Gallup has her favorability rating at 38% – that’s all she’ll get if slightly more in November.

And her convention is already shaping up as a disaster and Trump stole the thunder with his press conference this morning in Doral, Florida.

NormanF on July 27, 2016 at 7:35 pm

As with many Democrats, it is style over substance, either because they try to conceal the substance, or the substance is so bad that it can only appeal to the victim groups.

Bill never had any real substance. Carter and Obama were terrible presidents, but over time, we can’t forget how bad Clinton was.

Now that his bad habits and his age are catching up with him, and he is losing his style, he has nothing. There is no substance, and style can no longer hide this.

If there were any substance, it would shine through even a loss of style, but that isn’t the case with Mr. Clinton.

Chelsea is a real mediocrity. She does know how to read, and her marriage shows that the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Little Al on July 27, 2016 at 7:57 pm

One wonders why Bill would cheat over and over and over when Hillary had so captivated his heart and mind?

Robert Guzzardi on July 27, 2016 at 8:18 pm

Unfortunate the Clintons’ daughter’s name, as full, is identical to two interlocking neighborhoods on the West Side in mid-Manhattan in NYC (Chelsea in the West 20’s followed by Clinton a.k.a. “Hell’s Kitchen” which runs from the West 30’s to West 50’s). Yet we keep hearing she was named after a Joni Mitchell song, “Chelsea Morning.” Say what you will about “The Donald’s” grown offspring, but except for Ivanka (about whom Debbie said plenty, this last week) and possibly Tiffany, the others are more conventionally named.

ConcernedPatriot on July 27, 2016 at 8:22 pm

Bill Clinton’s lifestyle has already caught up with him. The man looked like he was eighty. Bill looked a decade older than he actually was yesterday. As noted by Debbie, he speech was a long rambling mess that no one would voluntarily listen to. Bill Clinton has reached senescence politically,

Worry on July 27, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    One group very happy with Bill’s appearance I’m sure are the numerous victims of his sexual addiction.

    Jerry G on July 28, 2016 at 8:33 am

No, I could not make it through the entire speech. Though “Slick” Willy may no longer be slick, he’s still a master of deception and has the capability to lie with complete conviction on any topic. I believe he’s so pathological that he would pass a lie detector with flying colors because of this ability. Even after all of these years of lying, Willy still enjoys relatively high public ratings. Contrast that with Hillary. According to the latest polls, about 67% of the total US voting population — so this includes Democrats — say they distrust Hillary.

Willy has referred to Trump as “cartoonish.” But clearly Willy is the more cartoonish of the two. Here’s a clip of a typical comedian’s take on Willy; in this instance, the great impressionist Frank Caliendo:

However, the real Willy is actually even more cartoonish than Frank’s impression of him, but in a more sinister way. Although the presstitutes have done what they could to protect Willy, the fact is that Willy has taken at least 26 trips aboard the “Lolita Express” — the name given to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein Boeing 727 — for his many sexcapades.

Because there are no limits to the level of perversion in the Clinton family, satirizing them becomes increasingly more difficult, because how do you exaggerate when the reality is already a caricature of the person?

Ralph Adamo on July 27, 2016 at 9:03 pm

He reminds me of that actor that you thought was so great the first couple of movies he was in, but after you see him in his tenth movie and he still has the same old act, you get really tired of him.

The “aw shucks” kinda feel was very new and different in 1992, but this is twenty four years later. Now we all know its an act and America is sick to death of his “I feel your pain” kind of nonsense.

Steve G on July 27, 2016 at 9:45 pm

Seeing him last night, and seeing a bit of Trump’s presser later, it struck me that they are the same age.

Kent D. on July 27, 2016 at 10:08 pm

Didn’t see the Democrat convention (as I didn’t see the Republican convention a week ago, but will cast my vote for Trump due to I like his lack of idealism stance) so far this week Debbie, as a matter of fact, the Democrats at their event on Monday night violated “Section 8 United States Code 1324”, where it 100% relates to antithesis to illegal-immigration, where an anchor child along with her illegal-alien mother gave a speech at the stage and overtly admitted that her mother has been living in the nation illegally and refuses to face deportation to comeback to the nation on the right perspective and not be under illegal-alien status.


Over the years, Mr. Clinton has aged in a dramatic way that it doesn’t look good for him personally. If I were thee Bill Clinton, I would consider on being a “transhuman” of wanting to extend my mortality rate by at least a few decades of using the “radical lifespan”.

Were such sequence is not only for conditional health reasons, but also on a psychological level as well, so that as you become around Mr. and Ms. Clinton’s age past senior-citizen status, you still can think coherently and STILL engage in critical thinking like on how what you did when you were a younger person!

Sean R. on July 27, 2016 at 10:42 pm

here’s Bill from a different view sans the rose colored glasses


theShadow on July 28, 2016 at 12:00 am

What do you think about Debbie Wasserman-Shultz being thrown under the bus?

Was it really a surprise that the DNC favored Hillary? Was this really some sudden and new revelation?

If it wasn’t a surprise, why was a Jew thrown under the bus while an anti-Semitic Sanders caved in and supported the nominee? (Yes! That’s a rhetorical question.)

Here’s all you (and especially Democrats) need to know about Bill Clinton. With former President George H.W. Bush by her side nodding in agreement, Barbara Bush said of Bill Clinton: “He’s like another son to us!”

Nobody ever denied or confronted that statement. Not like I’m surprised.


There is NO Santa Claus (aka TINSC

There is NO Santa Claus on July 28, 2016 at 12:05 am

Sanders is way old and not even a Democrat. Why did he lower himself to support Hillary? What did he have to loose?

BTW, TINSC, your letter to Ted Cruz was spot on. At least unlike Bernie Sanders, he showed some self respect.

theShadow on July 28, 2016 at 12:35 am

    Dear theShadow:

    Wow! I didn’t know anyone was paying attention.

    Thank you so much for your kind remarks.


    There is NO Santa Claus (aka TINSC)

    There is NO Santa Claus on July 28, 2016 at 10:13 pm

      Enjoyed reading your blog since I came across it through Deb’s site. Wish you’d post more often. Still can’t figure out 1836-2000 though. Care to give a hint?

      theShadow on July 29, 2016 at 2:04 am

        Dear theShadow:

        I would post more often except for that little job thingy that takes most of my time. Fortunately, Deb writes good stuff that I can reply to.

        >Still can’t figure out 1836-2000 though. Care to give a hint?<

        I don't know what you're referring to. You might want to leave a reply on my latest blog post so we don't clog Deb's blog up with unrelated 3rd party stuff.

        Again, thank you for your compliment.


        There is NO Santa Claus (aka TINSC)

        There is NO Santa Claus on July 29, 2016 at 7:43 am

      There might be more attention paid than you think to what you say. And as for the Bushes and the Clintons, can you say . . .

      Mena Airfield? As in wink, wink, nod, nod.

      Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 29, 2016 at 10:38 am

How can he stand there and talk about how much he loves Hillary, when the whole world knows what a sham their marriage is? There are strong rumors that Chelsea is not Bill’s daughter, and that he is sterile. Webster Hubbell is her biological father. It is quite possible that this is true.

Jean on July 28, 2016 at 1:55 am

Trump has been attacking Bill Clinton for being a sexual predator. The record of events cannot be changed, but perhaps Bill’s protestations of love for his wife were meant to disarm to the extent possible, even if only slightly, Trump’s attacks on him in that area.

“Look, I am old now, and I have always loved my wife. Let’s forget about the past.”

Little Al on July 28, 2016 at 7:24 am

The Democratic Party is making an effort to rehabilitate Anthony Weiner through media appearances, which should tell you something. Democrats tend to decry sexual predators, until it is someone prominent on their side. They will sacrifice the small fry, but no one of any prominence.

Worry on July 28, 2016 at 8:42 am

    That’s another thing: Weiner a.k.a. ‘Carlos Danger’ has strongly hinted he may make another run for Mayor of New York City next year should Donald Trump, Jr. do so.

    It also speaks volumes that the media are all over the elder Donald over his little crack about Russia finding Hillary’s missing E-mails, while they showed not the slightest interest in digging deeper about her use of a private server to store the most sensitive national security secrets. Though Trump (as noted here constantly) is no prize, the media’s reaction is but one more hint of their being fully in the tank for ‘Cankles’.

    ConcernedPatriot on July 28, 2016 at 10:33 am

Tell us what you really think! Ha, they are my thoughts also. In fact, you are tougher than I am. I cannot watch any of the Clintons, because it is a waste of time, and I may destroy my TV. They all blatantly lie, assuming that everyone (at least the majority) is too stupid to realize it. However, they may be right as they are not in jail, rich, and may be back in the White House so they can lie and steal more.
I often wonder how anyone of right mind, regardless of party affiliation, race, creed or color can vote for any of the Clintons given their history.

unholyone on July 28, 2016 at 9:37 am

I’ve only caught snippets of the DNC crapfest so far but I did watch my former governor Eddie Munster Tim Kaine make a complete buffoon of himself. Trying to imitate Trump sounded more stupid than funny. One of the funniest lines of last night came from that brainiac plagiarist Joey The Clown Biden. He said that Trump “has no clue period”. That’s funny coming from the human gaffe machine who’s not had a clue in the last 44 years in politics. As to Billy Jefferson Clinton’s speech Tuesday he looked and sounded like death warmed over. I also did detect some trembling as if he has the onset of Parkinson’s. I know he had major heart surgery a few years ago but it does look like age is creeping up on him very fast. The speech itself was just awful. He went on how they met how he loves her so much. I was saying to myself if that were the case BJ then why did you bite Juanita Broderick on the lips telling her to “you better get some ice on that.” Why did you try to hook up with Paula Jones who looked like she could’ve been in The Bangles back then. That’s was just two women that this guy who loves Hillary so much has been with. The whole speech was just a syrupy mess of lies. The only thing that was missing was an Al and Tipper Gore kiss on stage like they did back in 2000. Could you just picture that visual. Yuck city. Debbie could you please also give us your take on Obumbler’s speech yesterday and Hitlery’s screech tonight. I can’t wait for you to dissect those two leftist dopes. Thankfully the DNC blab-fest will end today because that’s when the real fun begins.

KB: I was so bored from the Obama speech that I can’t remember most of it and have nothing to say about it. I keep wondering if I heard the same snoozeworthy, long-winded slog that the gushing press heard from their savior. DS

Ken B on July 28, 2016 at 10:10 am

One thing I won’t do is vote dem. Most disrespectful organization towards Blacks that has ever existed. But for those who haven’t watched/ listened to the conventions, just night and day diff, idk what the hell is wrong with repubs, just discombobulated. I know you all detest the man, but presidents speech killed it. In tone, optimism just murdered the pubs. Murda. Only thing saving Don, is Hillary isn’t liked. Barack killed them. It’s laughable. I hate this election because its really morphed into White vs Black. Not even White vs Mexican. It was fun in the beginning, it’s not anymore.

MrBigBrain on July 28, 2016 at 10:16 am

    The problem with Democrats is that they are disrespectful toward whites. Indeed, as the party has been de facto controlled by blacks for some 50 years, I cannot see how any self-respecting white person can vote for that party in a national election. As for that cliched meme, “KKK = Democrats” — please. The Klan is extinct. What needs to be smashed is Black Lives Matter.

    Primetime on July 28, 2016 at 11:46 am

Although Willy was only 22 years old when the song Politician performed by legendary British blues rock band Cream was released in 1968, lyricist Pete Brown well understood the type that Willy would become in time.

Lyrics by Pete Brown and Music by Jack Bruce

Hey now baby, get into my big black car.
Hey now baby, get into my big black car.
I want to just show you what my politics are.

I’m a political man and I practice what I preach.
I’m a political man and I practice what I preach.
So don’t deny me baby, not while you’re in my reach.

I support the left, though I’m leaning, leaning to the right.
I support the left, though I’m leaning to the right.
But I’m just not there when it’s coming to a fight.

Hey now baby, get into my big black car.
Hey now baby, get into my big black car.
I want to just show you what my politics are.

* * *

To this day, if Willy or a politician of his type is a guest at a talk show, the hipper house bands will often use Jack Bruce’s riff from the song as the musical lead in to the walk on.

Here’s a Cream reunion performance of the song at Royal Albert Hall from 2005. Of the three legendary performers, Ginger Baker, Eric Clapton, and Jack Bruce, Bruce looks to be in ill health. Bruce died in 2014 of liver cancer. But his awesome bass work and musicianship will live on through recordings.


Ralph Adamo on July 28, 2016 at 1:01 pm

Ken B., you’re a treasure! I LOLOL’d all thru’ your post! UR my favourite to read!!!!

Oh, looks like BDD has finally gotten it about the Donks and how the white libtards in power take advantage of the played Black Donks. Took ya long enough!

Skunky on July 28, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Thank you so very much Skunky. I’m just your friendly neighborhood retired squid who’s not too PC. You’re also my favorite to read along with Alfredo from Puerto Rico. I’ve told him that along with you two guys posters like Sean R, Worry, Concerned Patriot, Little Al and other regulars are really good and I just try to keep up 🙂

    Ken B on July 29, 2016 at 11:25 am

Listen to The Captain of the U.S.S. Missouri, my favorite all-time ship, talk about trying to keep up. The man has class, dignity, true conservative values, a great sense of humor, understanding, wisdom, and God knows what else, and he’s ‘just trying to keep up.’

While I, one of the recipients of his very high compliment, . . .

STILL don’t know if it’s chicken or fish.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 29, 2016 at 11:37 am

Yes Indeed Ken, “look like she could have been in the Bangles” Classsic! Boy does Trump want to “Ride” on Bloomberg. Trumps insides are contorting in desire to bash the guy. Bloomberg went in on him, Trump is like wth, where did this come from.

MrBigBrain on July 29, 2016 at 12:58 pm

As Trump would say, Willy is “low energy.” He cannot even manage to make a pretense of staying awake during Hillary’s “dynamic” and “inspiring” speech:


Ralph Adamo on July 29, 2016 at 6:54 pm

Convicted slave holder and Federal felon Jeff Epstein was probably waited at the airport with some Honeys for Long Dong Bill to inspect.

Long Dong Bill’s days are over with while “John Holmes” Jeff Epstein has to take up the slack.

Confederate on July 29, 2016 at 7:42 pm

Supposing Bill were – very sadly – to pass before the election.

What is the time window that gives Hillary the greatest sympathy bump?

Guardian Angel on July 29, 2016 at 11:47 pm

The thing about Bill Clinton’s speech that struck me was that it was as fictional as the Dem theme that everything has been great in America the last 8 years. Especially about how his interest in Hilary was romantic!!!

The one thing I remember from the speech was Slick Willy talking about how the wannabe president’s water broke!!! TMI. And despite his history w/ all the women – Juanita, Gennifer, Paula, Kathleen, Monica, we are all supposed to believe that while Hilary was playing wonder woman, all he was doing was romancing her!!!

One thing that struck me about the Khizr Khan moment in the convention – he was lecturing Trump about the constitution, and yesterday, Megyncologist was gushing over him in her conversation w/ Mike Huckabee, ‘pointing out’ how he was born in the Emirates and his parents were from Pakistan. Well, so was Syed Farook, talking of the latter, and talking of the former, the Emirates was one of 3 countries to recognize the Taliban regime in Afghanistan before 2001 – the other 2 being Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. So just b’cos Khizr Khan died in battle, we are supposed to turn a blind eye and welcome any & all Muzzies into the US. Way to go!!!

I do expect that there will be several more Jihadist attacks b/w now and 11/8, and the Dems can take the entire Mohammedan vote w/ them. Trump will walk w/ the rest of us – and even if he flips everytime things go to normal, he always remembers his call for the original Muzzie ban and how right it was. And he had 70% of the GOP vote behind him, and 47% of the overall vote as far as this issue went. That number will only grow as more Jihadist attacks occur

Infidel on July 30, 2016 at 7:43 pm

Dick Morris certainly knows a lot about the Clintons and he has prepared his own video about Hillary Clinton to talk about some things about her real background that Willy didn’t mention. His Facebook video has gotten millions of plays. Here’s the YouTube version of it:


I note that nobody from the Clinton team seems to have even tried to correct anything he said — and the Clinton campaign has plenty of money and people to write such critiques protecting Hillary. And even the leftist mainstream media, which has been protecting Hillary with a “religious” fervor, have come up empty handed. But the media is probably ill prepared and brain-soft to address such things as facts, so it would too much of challenge for them anyway. It seems the best they can do is write puff-pieces about the underlying significance of Hillary’s white pantsuit, and its deeper meanings. Yeah, right. As one commenter said to that puff-piece, “the next thing you know, the media will be telling us the underlying meaning behind those skid marks in Hillary’s white underwear.”

RA: Dick Morris is a complete whore who worked for the Clintons for years for money and when they finally dumped him, suddenly he became “anti-Clinton” to make money. Even the dumbasses at FOX News a/k/a PAWNN finally woke up on this liar and dumped him. He also took mucho mega-money to shill for Islamo-pandering Arab Matty Moroun, as I noted on this site, and Moroun’s attempted monopoly on bridges between Detroit and Canada (after Moroun repeatedly jeopardized Customs and Border Protection inspections and helped his Muslim terrorist friends smuggle themselves and their guns over the border). Sorry if I don’t buy the whoring of a guy who hired prostitutes to suck his toes as Morris did. Also, he hasn’t worked for or with the Clintons in decades and so he has zero new or inside information we haven’t already heard before. WAKE. UP. on this faker. DS

Ralph Adamo on July 31, 2016 at 3:58 pm

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