July 12, 2018, - 3:28 am

Bill Clinton Wants You To Know: Cyber-Jihadist in His Novel is NOT One of These

By Debbie Schlussel

Eighteen years into his post-Presidency (and 1.5 years into his wife’s second non-Presidency), Bill Clinton has taken a break from his job as Chief Justice of the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest, to write a “thriller.” Well, actually, the ghostwriter who wrote for James Patterson and Bill Clinton wrote the novel for the both of them. And they want you to know that their cyber-Jihadist villain is . . .

. . . NOT Muslim!

For the past several weeks, The President Is Missing: A Novel, ostensibly by Clinton and Patterson, has been atop the best-seller lists. It’s been selling like hotcakes.

Bill Clinton in 1998 . . .

“I Did NOT Have Sex With That Woman”

Bill Clinton in 2018 . . .

“Jihadists are NOT Muslim”

But the plot is your typical “the bad guy jihadist is not Muslim” pretzel contortions that you typically see in Hollywood movies and TV shows. Even the very liberal New Yorker notes the PC move:

{President] Duncan is facing possible impeachment, partly because his opponents are careerist weasels but mainly because, according to leaked reports, he held a telephone conversation with “the most dangerous and prolific cyberterrorist in the world,” Suliman Cindoruk, who leads an organization known as Sons of Jihad. (“He’s Turkish-born, but he’s not Muslim,” Duncan says. That faint sound you can hear is our two authors treading very, very carefully.)

Um, here’s a tip: jihad is Islamic violent struggle. It ain’t Christian violent struggle. And it’s not Wiccan violent struggle. Why have a Turkish guy with a Muslim name and an organization with a name clearly connected to Islamic violence, and then tell us that “um, hey, he’s not Muslim”?!

I’ll tell you why. The same answer as we’ve seen in nearly two decades since 9/11: you can’t tell the truth about the religion of WTC bombings, Pentagon bombings, Boston Marathon bombings, Fort Hood mass-shootings, San Bernardino mass-shootings, etc., etc., ad Nauseam. So if anything screams “Muslim!” at you, just ignore it. All terrorists are anything but Muslim . . in the world’s of Hillary’s husband and that other guy who factory-farms thrillers.

Well, it’s definitely fiction.

I’ve read some reviews decrying that this thriller (not really written) by Bill Clinton, doesn’t have any sex in it. Yup, that’s probably what you’d first look for from the king of Monica cigar sessions and Oval Office rapes.

I’ve also read several reviews that say the book is mediocre. Shocker.

BTW, since he’s all about whitewashing, who did the first WTC attacks in 1993–you know, during Bill Clinton’s Presidency? Well, by his current PC revisionist weltanschauung, Ramzi Yousef and Sheikh Omar Abdul Rahman were . . . Protestants?

Twenty years ago, Bill Clinton fraudulently told the American people, “I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”

Now he’s fraudulently telling us, “I do not see terrorists and jihadists who are Muslim.”


By the way, all of this is doubly sad because, as I’ve pointed out on this site repeatedly, Bill Clinton was actually tougher on Islamic terrorists than any other President. He had the toughest and most effective sanctions on Iran, and he enforced them. And he signed into law a counterterrorism package that made it illegal to donate to and/or money-launder to terrorists and he put teeth into it to enforce the laws. Before this, it was actually legal for Americans to contribute directly to HAMAS, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, etc. Some of the toughest U.S. Customs, Secret Service, and INS operations agains Islamic terrorists occured during his Presidency.

But, now, he’s done the complete conversion to lefty PC dogma.

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21 Responses

I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again.
I did not have any Islam problems with my terrorists.

bucky on July 12, 2018 at 7:18 am

The bad guy probably also isn’t Osamaar Bun Lahden.

Nacho Zooki on July 12, 2018 at 7:29 am

The jihadi Bill didn’t take seriously and didn’t take out when he had the chance.

Nacho Zooki on July 12, 2018 at 7:36 am

The Great StainMaker and The Dragon Lady REFUSE to leave the stage. I’d offer to help, but the places I work for are only allowed to move them if someone called a doctor signs something called a death certificate. These two will hound us until they turn 500.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 12, 2018 at 3:08 pm

Heading toward the Sabbath, and the 41st anniversary of a blackout The Trammps sang about, it’s time to say it. After the explosion of articles this week, . . .

reports of Debbie’s demise were greatly exaggerated. ROTFLMAO!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 13, 2018 at 9:24 am

That Clinton was tough on Iran, for all his faults in other spheres, seems to highlight how much Obama seemed to be a de facto agent of that regime – and why I wonder if Obama’s team actively colluded with the Iranians to help rig the 2008 and 2012 elections his way (outside of the usual suspects of Soros, ACORN, vote fraud, New Black Panthers etc.).

Concerned Patriot on July 14, 2018 at 8:00 am

Well, sure CP, how many visits exactly did The Muslim Bro’hood make to The White House? I hate to bring up rumors and innuendo, but what about the secret room they supposedly had there, with prayers, meetings, etc.? Where there’s smoke, there MAY be fire.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 14, 2018 at 9:35 am

It is another money making gambit for Bill Clinton. Leftists are convinced that Islam has nothing to do with terrorism, so Bill bill accommodates them.

Worry on July 14, 2018 at 9:37 am

But of courrrrrrrrrrse. And alcohol has nothing to do with getting drunk, and a lack of food has no relation to starvation.

7.6 billion people, 1.9 billion Muslims, still 1 out of 4. And they’re multiplying like rats here, as I observe Day 1,060 in NYC.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 14, 2018 at 10:38 am

A Streetcart Named Halal.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 14, 2018 at 11:51 am

Lawrence of Ark-rabia? I just found my copy of “The List,” which I printed out well over 19 years ago. There have been a few bodies added since that time. Anyone remember Ron Brown? Why again is The Great StainMaker still relevant?

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 14, 2018 at 6:14 pm

How nice of the Clintons
To pose in islam compliant gear
International criminal terrorist murderer

Yassir ( suck my butt ) Arafat

Solo Man on July 14, 2018 at 9:07 pm

Hmmmmmm. DOUBLE hmmmmmmmm. Solo Man HAS it, in ONE word; “compliant.” America has become compliant with that which will doom it, KNOWINGLY, and willingly. HOW the f_ck does THAT happen?!!??! But humanity’s been doing it since forever.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 14, 2018 at 9:26 pm

Speaking of marks The Great StainMaker left upon “this once great republic,” tomorrow is the 22nd anniversary of Flight 800.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 16, 2018 at 6:11 pm

MSG to The Great StainMaker. It’s that day again, ol’ buddy, ol’ pal, Flight 800. Not everyone in America has a 15 minute memory. Can you say, Charlie Tri? North Korean nukes? Distraction politics, treasonous, El Diablo, thass yaw boy, buddy.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 17, 2018 at 10:42 am

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