January 13, 2006, - 12:38 pm

DUMB: Pamela Anderson Attacks Col. Sanders, Kentucky

“Baywatch” ditz Pamela Anderson is on the attack. . . . against Col. Harlan Sanders and the State of Kentucky.
The silicone-valleyed star of FOX’s dud sit-com “Stacked” is raving mad at Kentucky for featuring a statue of Sanders, the founder of KFC (formerly, Kentucky Fried Chicken). “The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state Capitol,” Anderson said in a statement issued by PUTA (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans).
We’re so glad she’s found such an important battle to fight.
But, unlike the peroxide airhead, the late Col. Sanders was everything that is great about America. He much deserves his statue in Kentucky’s Capitol. Sanders was an entrepreneur, an employer of many (and the restaurant he founded, today, employs hundreds of thousands), gave a lot of money to charity, and was a man of deep faith.

Pam Anderson vs. Col. Sanders: A Ditz Attacks a Great American

Sanders founded Kentucky Fried Chicken when he was 66 and, at age 68, was still living off social security checks as his only income. He did not make it big until his early 80s, when his restaurants flourished. He achieved this through hard work, not plastic surgery and hair bleach. “I believe a feller rusts when he quits workin,” he told Stars & Stripes at age 87. “So ya have to keep workin’ to keep the rust off.”
Then, there is trashy Canadian export Anderson and her contributions to America: Made peroxide, breast implants, and sex tapes popular. Comparing Ms. Pornified to Col. Sanders is a joke. She isn’t good enough to lick his boots.
Consider Pammy’s own hypocrisy on animal rights. Take her several-years-long, on-again, off-again relationship with “Kid Rock” a/k/a Bob Ritchie, Jr. The self-styled, former drug-dealing, pimpish White rapper wears fur coats galore. And they are real, not faux, fur. Not to mention the leather pants, vests, and jackets adorning him. Yet, we never heard of her kicking him out of bed over it. Apparently, glorifying the pimp/drug culture trumps the founding of one of America’s great successful businesses, providing jobs, and giving charity . . . in the World According to Pam Anderson.
Then, there is Pam’s PUTA. The group gave money to two domestic terrorist groups responsible for arson, explosions, etc.: ELF (Environmental Liberation Front) and ALF (Animal Liberation Front). But we have yet to see the peroxide prophet disavow the group. Nope. She’s more allied with PUTA than ever.
Instead of calling for Kentucky to remove Col. Sanders’ statue, all Americans should be calling for FOX to pull Anderson’s show, “Stacked.” After all, no American broadcast network should feature a show starring a woman who won’t denounce domestic terrorists–and constantly sends out joint statements with the terrorists’ funders.
(For all our kosher readers, you have a stake in this, too, because this bozo-ette’s attack on Col. Sanders is also an attack on the KFC in Israel, which is reportedly kosher.)

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20 Responses

If it wasn’t so sad it would be hilarious. This caricature of a woman should be spending time in acting class and not worrying about chickens. If we didn’t eat them, what the hell would they be good for? They’d probably be on the endangered species list or already extinct.

American Crusader on January 13, 2006 at 1:56 pm

That’s pretty low. I hate KFC’s food but it’s beyond wrong to attack an American entrepeneur who’s not even alive to defend himself. Col. Sanders made something of himself instead of making a career of breast implants and sex tapes. She needs to get a life.

KnightoftheImpaler on January 13, 2006 at 2:32 pm

..Also,there’s no possiblity that the Colonel could ever be crazy enough to get worse tattoos than Tommie Lee Jones and this Kosher reader
digs KFC for its KO(sher) chicken in Israel.

jaywilton on January 13, 2006 at 3:23 pm

She(Pamela Anderson) is a weapon of mass destructtion to any cause. I see her and I am immdeiately turned off to the cause.
Raymond B

raymondb.voteswagon.com on January 13, 2006 at 5:22 pm

Do men like cleavages as exaggerated as hers is? I’m assuming that it is surgically enhanced. I just don’t get that. It looks…silly.
I wouldn’t usually comment on someone’s looks, but she obviously planned on looking like this. Do men like this?

Sue Bob on January 13, 2006 at 5:24 pm

Pamela merely fits the definition of liberal, IMHO… unswervingly dedicated to hypocracy, as hurtfull as possible to herself and others in the name of goodness.

paul on January 13, 2006 at 6:32 pm

I disagree with your definition of liberal, Paul. Libierals are dedicated to hypocrisy, but only as long as it doesn’t hurt them. Just like liberal celebs like Oprah cried and moaned about New Orleans, but they sure weren’t going to bring them to their mansions or hang out with them after the cameras are off.
Actually, I am glad the tramp Anderson is a PUTA spokesperson. She’s such a joke that it is even easier for most people to laugh off this trash. Maybe someone should hire Michael Jackson to be a spokesgirl for an adoption agency.
How sad and pathetic this blow up doll Anderson even gets a forum to talk about Col. Sanders.
Col. Sanders has provided multiple jobs to millions. He’s an inspiration to everyone that life is not over after 40, 50, or 60 and beyond. As Debbie said, a great man of faith who has touched and inspired no telling how many.
Then, you have this tramp who the world would never miss if she never came on the scene or if she left at this time. Well, I guess the companies that provide penicillin would miss her.

The_Man on January 13, 2006 at 8:27 pm

She may have been a sexually attracive woman before she got her breasts turned into basketball size. And no, she is not sexually attractive. She is a poster girl for Beauty is Skin Deep. She gave her body beauty away.
And her brain is clearly no more beautiful than her body. She her body and her brain fail.
I didn’t know the Colonel started at a later age. It makes me respect him even more. And I really like KFC thighs. They’re great. Chickens were created to be eaten. And I love it when they are properly cooked (Like KFC) and on my dinner table.

ColfromColorado on January 13, 2006 at 9:54 pm

As dear old Mom would have said after hearing Ms. Anderson’s blather, “Consider the source.”

Bachbone on January 13, 2006 at 10:41 pm

I read somewhere that she has Hepatitis C. Scientists have tested their vaccines on Chimpanzees and other animals. Doesn’t this make her a hypocrite as well as an overinflated fool? By the way, check out this site; http://www.superpam.com/ It’s hilarious!

NJBeachbum on January 14, 2006 at 12:54 am

Bill Maher actually had a great joke about her once.
He was talking about how she “loves those rockers” and said that apparently after sex she holds up a lit Bic lighter.

wisemonkey on January 14, 2006 at 1:54 am

Debbie I doubt anybody including Tommy Lee gives a rat’s ass what P.A. has to say about politics or current events. I see this stuff as a last gasp to stay relevant as her looks start to fade. I do see her as a contributor to society though. She has taught a generation of girls that you can make a living off the big boobs/nice ass shtik.

shleppy on January 14, 2006 at 7:25 am

Let’s see, Canadian airhead wants to tell the Kentucky legislature who they can have in their “Hall of Fame”. Yeah, that’s gonna work.

JRob on January 14, 2006 at 8:52 am

Pam rocks.

danny on January 14, 2006 at 8:18 pm

I know her secret to weight loss- she can’t see her plate when she eats.

code7 on January 14, 2006 at 10:36 pm

Do we all know what ‘PUTA’ means in Spanish? *lmao* How very appropriate.

LoadTheMule on January 18, 2006 at 8:54 am

The first thing I saw was her tits, so if PETA hired her as a spokeswoman BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KOAJaps on January 19, 2006 at 5:57 am

Load the mule, of course, I have buddies who live in East L.A. We were kicking it when PETA was brought up. We said People Eating Tasty Animal or People for the Eating of Tacos and Asada. I came up with PUTA People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals…which Puta means whore. Deb and I patented it and will sell it at PETA rallies for the anti-PETA protesters

KOAJaps on January 20, 2006 at 7:18 am

Sue Bob, straight guys love it! But I wouldn’t bang that old broad anyway, she has Hepatitis

KOAJaps on January 20, 2006 at 7:19 am

“My girl’s a vegetarian… she don’t like the meat, but she sure loves the bone…”


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