February 14, 2011, - 4:31 pm

FUNNY DREAD / Valentine’s Day Doghouse Video

By Debbie Schlussel

You might remember when a much shorter version of this appeared as a J.C. Penney commercial on TV.  But this is pretty good.  It’s pretty much everything I said, earlier today, in my DREAD (Doghouse Risk Extra-Avoidance Day)/Valentine’s Day column.  But funny.

urinthedoghouseday.jpgfunnyvideo

Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , ,

February 14, 2011, - 2:54 pm

Jon Voight Invites Anti-Israel Daughter Angelina Jolie to Israel

By Debbie Schlussel

I’ve always liked Jon Voight, a true mensch.  The guy has class, smarts, and understands the Middle East, the Islamic threat, and the importance of our only friend over there, Israel.  (Plus he starred in one of my favorite movies, “The Odessa File” – read my article on the movie and the real-life ODESSA.) But, as I’ve repeatedly noted, his daughter, Angelina Jolie, is a supporter of Islamic terrorism, specifically Palestinian terrorism against Israelis (see here also), which is why I sometimes call her, “Palestina Jolie,” on this site.  Now Voight has invited his daughter to join him in visiting Israel.

Good luck with that.

angelinajoliearabconf.jpg

Skankelina Jolie at anti-American, anti-Semitic, pro-HAMAS Arab Children’s Conference Hate-Fest in Jordan, 2004

Angelina Jolie is extremely pan-Muslim and very anti-Israel. She’s made that very clear in her many travels, statements, and exploits. On Israel and the Islamic threat, the apple fell very far from the tree. And it’s rotten. As I’ve also repeatedly noted, Skankelina has visited many Muslim nations, including every Muslim nation surrounding Israel. And while she has visited every single one of Israel’s Arab Muslim neighbors, Jolie pointedly never visited Israel.

Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

February 14, 2011, - 1:07 pm

Happy Male DREAD – Doghouse Risk Extra-Avoidance Day

By Debbie Schlussel

For most American women and the mainstream media, today is Valentine’s Day.  But for the realists and most American men, it’s really what I call DREAD – Doghouse Risk Extra-Avoidance Day.  So, to all the American men out there trying extra hard to avoid the doghouse by rushing to buy cards, chocolate, flowers, and/or a fancy dinner out, Happy DREAD.  I feel for you.  Yup, today is an obligation, not a manifestation of love. You have to do it, and if you don’t, you’re in trouble.

avoiddoghouseday.jpgusendme2doghouse.jpgurinthedoghouseday.jpg

Anyone who confuses what Hallmark tells you to do–and the expectations of  females who don’t appreciate your hard work and caring 364 other days of the year–with love doesn’t know what the word means.  Today is something you gotta do to stay out of the doghouse.  It’s not something you chose to do.  It’s an expectation you must meet or meet that fury far beyond what’s in store in hell, as the saying goes.

Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , ,

February 11, 2011, - 5:39 pm

Litigation Jihad UPDATE: Muslim Brohood v. Schlussel; Your Help Needed

By Debbie Schlussel

As you know, I’m being sued by the HAMAS fundraising front and unindicted terrorism co-conspirator in the Holy Land Foundation trial, the CAIR Action Network.  So far, we have been victorious against this HAMAS/Muslim Brotherhood affiliate on American soil.  And there’s an important update in the case, as my wonderful attorney, Andrew Kochanowski of Sommers Schwartz, P.C. law firm, filed this Motion to Dismiss the case.  I think you’ll enjoy reading it, as Andy points out what CAIR Action Network and this lawsuit are really about. The Muslim Brotherhood’s CAIR Action Network is doing this in an attempt to silence me. It’s what’s known as a SLAPP–Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation. They won in Egypt, but we cannot let them use our courts to win here.

pleasedonate

Muslim Brotherhood’s CAIR Action Network v. Schlussel – Please Help

I would thank everyone who contributed and again ask for your help, as I don’t know how long this litigation will last and how much it will cost.  The case is ongoing, and I encourage you to donate to our cause, using the donate button on the upper left-hand side of this site, or you can go to Paypal directly and donate to writedebbie@gmail.com, to avoid fees being deducted.

Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , ,

February 11, 2011, - 5:17 pm

Wknd Box Office: Just Go With It, Barney’s Version, The Eagle

By Debbie Schlussel

Once again, there’s nothing great at the movies, this weekend.  But the relative best of the bunch is a lite–very, very lite–version of “300.”

*  “Just Go With It“:  More like, Just Avoid It (Like the Plague).  Four words:  Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston.  When either is in a movie, you know to run the other way.  When both are in it, run like hell.  Whenever I see the “Happy Madison” production company (Sandler’s company) logo at the beginning of a movie, it’s like the Chinese symbol for, “Garbage Ahead.”  Everything Sandler touches turns to dreck, but, for him, turns into gold.  So, I guess I should call him “RumpelSandlerkin.”  I just wish he wouldn’t push the “I’m a Jew” thing in our face in his awful movies, as some sort of kosher seal of approval for crap.  Please, Adam, we don’t wanna claim ya.

This wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be, but it was very, very close. I laughed less than a handful of times during this “comedy,” in which the jokes are mostly disgusting bathroom humor–literally fecal material stuff, getting hit in the penis, and falling on a ladder on the penis.  Oh, and some plastic surgery accidents.  Yeah, that’s funny . . . if you’re a pothead frat-boy slacker. I mean, really, a kid going to the bathroom and defecating on a guy’s arm because he’s asleep in the bathtub and has his arm in the toilet–this is funny? Yuck. Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

February 11, 2011, - 4:54 pm

Photo of the Day: Who’s Running Egypt Now

By Debbie Schlussel

They tell us that the Muslim Brotherhood and Islamic extremists are not running Egypt, in the wake of Hosni Mubarak’s resignation.  They tell us that the country is now being run by the military, by a junta of sorts, and that we shouldn’t worry.  Well, we should worry. Check out the photo below of an Egyptian soldier and his mother.  It speaks the proverbial thousand words on who’s running Egypt now that Mubarak is gone . . .

Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

February 11, 2011, - 4:22 pm

Very Funny Video of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel

Not for the prudish. Not ladylike and sorta unclassy, but funny, nonetheless, in a very juvenile sort of way. Just watch. . .

funnyvideo

Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

February 11, 2011, - 3:36 pm

Israeli Ghosts of Sharm El-Sheikh Cry Out Over Egyptian “Revolution,” Mubarak Exit

By Debbie Schlussel

Yesterday, I told you about the worries at the Israeli borders with Egypt and Gaza over what’s to come in terms of Egyptian aliens, both those fleeing the coming Islamic regime and those who are terrorists with evil plans for Israel.  But there’s also the issue of Sharam El-Sheikh a/k/a Sharm A Sheikh and various other spellings (“Bay of the Sheikh”), which you’ve likely heard about in the wake of the Mubarak resignation, since that’s his new temporary residence.  But let me tell you a little bit more about Sharam El-Sheikh, its significance and why it’s duly tragic that Mubarak not only resigned, but that his point of escape is this city that marked incredible Israeli and Jewish heroism.

Mubarak’s Last Stand at Sharam El-Sheikh, Egypt, Formerly Sharma Sheikh, Israel

One of the worst parts of the Sinai giveaway to Egypt, as part of the Camp David Peace Accord, was the relinquishment of Sharm El-Sheikh. It is ironic that, with Hosni Mubarak’s resignation, his family was apparently whisked away to Sharm El-Sheikh. The area was part of Israel from 1967 until 1982. Israeli soldiers, in one of the bloodiest battles of the Six-Day Way in 1967, were ambushed, mutilated, and otherwise barbarically savaged by Egyptian soldiers and other supporting Arab fighters. They held strong, and despite the murder of many of them, the Israeli soldiers showed incredible courage, and they were victorious. After they died in the name of protecting the area, then-General Yitzchak Rabin visited to plot the course of the rest of the war. (As you can see from the picture, below, it was desolate desert land on the ocean, but Israel built it into an international resort destination, before giving it to Egypt in ’82.)

Yitzchak Rabin at Sharm a Sheikh, 1967 – Six Day War

Sharm El-Sheikh and the Israeli soldiers who gave their lives there are the subject of a well-known Hebrew song by Amos Ettinger, which my late father occasionally sang to us as kids. I can hear my father singing it now to me from his grave, while he turns over in it. He was very sad on that day that Sharm El-Sheikh was turned over to Egypt, but he hoped it would result in lasting peace for Israel and the Jewish people. I’m glad he’s not here to see this.

Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

February 10, 2011, - 4:36 pm

Hilarious (& Sad) Videos of the Day: Steven Tyler, Pedophile

By Debbie Schlussel

I don’t watch the FOX waste of time, “American Idol,” where young Americans vie to become the next person dropped from their record label in six months.  Apparently, now, though, they’re also vying to become the next concubine of walking scarecrow, 62-year-old Steven Tyler (who will be 63, next month).  Like Jimmy Kimmel says, “that makes him old enough to be their grandmother.” For the record, I’ve met Tyler several times and have been in an Aerosmith video shot in Detroit (I was asked to be in it when I attended an Aerosmith concert).  He’s a nice, but sleazy and ditzy guy. And his and his bandmates’ low-life exploits are legendary and were on display when I met them. (The only decent one is Joe Perry, also a conservative.)

video

In “Walk This Way: The Autobiography of Aerosmith“, he proudly wrote about getting the parents of a 14-year-old groupie to make Tyler the girl’s legal guardian, so he could sleep with her (which he did for three years)–something his friend, questionable conservative hero and draft dodger, Ted Nugent, also did with a groupie.  Today, that would put them behind bars.  And that’s on top of the multiple “families” he’s fathered. So much for saying “Idol” is a “wholesome” show. And, in that vein, it’s doubly creepy to watch Tyler basically audition the girls who are auditioning for the position of next Tyler concubine.  You gotta watch all five of these very short videos, which are pretty funny but, more so, very sad. Again, remember that this guy is just shy of his 63rd birthday. Makes me miss the professionalism and sharp wit of Simon Cowell.

Watch the videos . . . .

Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , ,

February 10, 2011, - 2:51 pm

“Conservative” Hero Jihad Darrell Issa: “Wouldn’t Mind 8 Years of Obama, Goal to Make Him Strong”

By Debbie Schlussel

As longtime readers know, I’ve written about Hezbollah/Arafat/Syria/Saudi Arabia-lover Jihad Darrell a/k/a Republican Congressman Darrell Issa for over a decade, from when he appointed himself Yasser Arafat’s personal taste-tester to when he called 9/11, “simply a plane crash.” And I’ve covered his criminal record, a long rap sheet of arson, insurance fraud, car theft, lying about his military record, illegal possession of a firearm, etc. But nothing about this millionaire scumbag will bring his many mindless conservative fans to the real world because facts are stubborn things, but dumbasses are even more stubborn in their stupidity and fan-worship.

darrellissaassad

Darrell Issa (w/Fave Constituent, Syria’s Assad) Wants to Strengthen Obama

Now, Issa is saying he wouldn’t mind another Obama term as President and that his job is to strengthen Obama.  That’s your “conservative” hero?  Only if you’re a moron . . . or a liberal.  And if you like Issa, you probably are (or you are a Muslim or other assorted type of anti-Semite).

It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world for President Obama to win reelection, one of his top Republican critics said Thursday.

Read the rest of this entry »

Read the full Post


Tags: , , , , , , ,