By Debbie Schlussel
I told you it was a myth and a bald-faced lie that the FBI was no longer meeting with officials of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, which the U.S. government says is an unindicted co-conspirator with HAMAS.
As I told you, I know for a fact that Michigan FBI Special Agent in Charge and (self-styled plus-size male supermodel) Andrew Arena is still meeting with CAIR Michigan executive director Delano Anthony Willis, Jr. a/k/a “Dawud Walid.” (Check out Willis’ rap sheet, posted below. Drugs, guns, etc.) I also know that many FBI officials around the country continue to meet with CAIR officials. Don’t believe the hype.
Sadly, far too many people did believe the hype, resting their laurels on any victory against Islamist interlopers, no matter how tenuous. They didn’t believe me, preferring instead to believe the self-flagellating hype of fraud Steven Emerson.
Well, I told you so. They’re still meeting–the FBI and CAIR, and now it’s belatedly in print somewhere else other than my site.

FBI Special Supermodel-in-Charge Andrew Arena

Meets w/ CAIR’s Willis a/k/a “Dawud Walid”
For years, I’ve detailed the dumb “BRIDGES” bitch-fest meetings that top feds in Detroit and top Muslim agents of terrorist groups have. The feds bend over, and the Muslims bitch. In case you forgot, these bitch-fests are the creation of FBI Award revokee, “former” Islamic terrorist, and marriage fraud perpetrator Imad Hamad.
And today, another of these bitch-fests was held in Detroit (Dearbornistan, to be exact) with FBI Michigan Special Agent in Charge Arena apologizing and ‘splaining to Willis, Jr. a/k/a “Walid” of CAIR. And trust me, Arena wasn’t asking, “What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” That FBI Special Chooch*-in-Charge was kissing ass.

“This is very sensitive because it touches the core of the trust that we’ve been working hard on over the years,” said Imad Hamad, co-chair of BRIDGES, or Building Respect in Diverse Groups to Enhance Sensitivity.

“Working hard”? More like bitching hard (while wearing one of his trademark sloppy flannel shirts–dude has more plaid lumberjack shirts than a lesbian). This fat-assed Islamic Oompa Loompa has never done a real day’s work in his life, once he was off the payroll of his former employer, the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine. (The hardest he ever worked was a couple years ago when he bought himself a ridiculous-looking black fedora hat in a desperate attempt to look all “gangsta” and stuff.)

BRIDGES, which has been on hiatus for several months as it’s reassembled leadership since the presidential election, will meet next month. But the first public test of the mood among its members from both the community and law enforcement comes Thursday during a round-table discussion in Dearborn . . . .
Andrew Arena, special agent in charge of the FBI in Detroit and a BRIDGES member, acknowledged the strain in an interview Wednesday, and said he will explain the FBI’s position at Thursday’s meeting. . . .
Hamad said the Congress of Arab American Organizations [DS: a Muslim-dominated organization that openly supports Hezbollah and HAMAS], of which he’s a part, called for Thursday’s meeting.
“Sept. 11 taught us a very great lesson in the most hardest way: The notion of security … is a collective responsibility between people and government,” said Hamad, regional director for the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee.

Uh, no, Sept. 11 taught you to bitch and moan and game the system on behalf of your fellow terrorist and terrorist-supporting buddies.
The money quote:

Dawud Walid [DS: slave name–Delano Anthony Willis, Jr.], executive director of the Michigan chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, said he will attend the meeting.

But, wait, Steven Emerson and the FBI say that the FBI and CAIR are no longer meeting, right? This should tell you a lot about the credibility of both these parties–Emerson and the FBI: there isn’t any.

Am I the only one sick and tired of hearing the Muslim fine whine about how they won’t work with the FBI? It’s not as if they “work” with the FBI or anyone else anyway. Having an FBI Special Agent in Charge kiss your ass over shawarmeh at Ahmed’s Falafel Hut, while you openly support terrorist groups that murdered Americans–that ain’t “working with the FBI.”
But that doesn’t stop the FBI from continuing to shamelessly pander to these homegrown allies of our enemies. Hey, Abu Arena, there’s something brown on your nose, and it’s not zahtar.
Oh, and one other thing: the FBI meeting with the Muslim extremists and agents of terrorist groups took place at a Hezbollah front club, the Lebanese American Heritage Club, founded and headed by open Hezbollah supporter, agent, and federally convicted insurance defrauder, Ali Jawad.

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* Chooch is short for ciuccio, Italian for jackass or a-hole.

By Debbie Schlussel
Yeah, I’m sure this was just an “unintended computer glitch” and not an immature joke from some anti-Semitic, Muslim Israel haters in Britain. Right? Israel told ’em where to go.

Irate Israeli passengers have complained to British BMI airline that the Jewish state was wiped off the inflight map which showed flights bound for Israel were instead heading to Mecca.
But the airline denied any anti-Israel agenda and insisted there was a simple explanation: the planes were recently bought from a bankrupt charter company that flew mainly to Muslim countries.

BM, er . . . BMI Airlines Wipes Israel Off the Map

“For this reason the inflight entertainment system in the two planes was made to adapt to the passengers flying to and from those destinations and therefore the map showed mainly places holy to Islam,” BMI said in a statement.
BMI, which started operating low-cost flights to Israel more than a year ago, denied it had any ulterior motive in showing the Israel-free maps.

Uh-huh.

But after furious passengers took up the issue with the authorities, an Israeli official made it clear that either the Jewish state appears on the maps or BMI disappears from its skies.
“Doing business with Israel has its advantages and disadvantages, but we will not agree to a situation where they hide the existence of Israel but want to do business with Israel,” transport ministry director-general Gideon Sitterman told army radio.

You know what I think of “BMI”? Drop the “I” from its name, and that’s a very accurate description.
Ahmadinejad Airlines.

By Debbie Schlussel
It sounds like a great Rodney Dangerfield or Don Rickles (two of my fave comedians) joke:
Kenyan women tell their husbands, “No sex for a week.” Kenyan husbands tell their women, “Can you extend that a little longer?”
But it’s no joke. It’s like a Black Gloria Steinem or the ghost of the late Bea Arthur and her alter ego “Maude” got hold of Kenya’s women and got them to adopt her stupid idea. Not that it bothers me. Less sex in Kenya likely means less Muslims (the religion is growing by leaps and bounds there) for Barack Obama’s Muslim cousin Raila Odinga to have alongside to impose Islam’s Sharia law.
Here’s a tip, though: withholding sex won’t bring peace. But it might be good the night before an NFL game.
Here’s another tip: Since many of the husbands in Kenya are polygamous, this probably won’t work, chickies.

Thousands of Kenyan women vowed Wednesday to begin a weeklong sex strike to try to protest their country’s bickering leadership, which they say threatens to revive the bloody chaos that convulsed the African country last year.
Leaders from Kenya’s largest and oldest group dedicated to women’s rights, the Women’s Development Organization, said they hope the boycott will persuade men to pressure the government to make peace.
Eleven women’s groups are participating in the strike. The groups have also called on the wives of President Mwai Kibaki and Prime Minister Raila Odinga to abstain. It was not clear how either wife responded to the request.
“We have looked at all issues which can bring people to talk and we have seen that sex is the answer,” said Rukia Subow, chairman of the Women’s Development Organization.

Hmmm . . . does this mean AIDS will spread less quickly in Africa? Don’t bet on it.

The disputed election between Kibaki and then-challenger Odinga led to violence that killed more than 1,000 people and left more than 600,000 homeless. The two were installed after a month of mediation, but infighting has threatened to break apart the fragile coalition.

Ah, civilization!
Hey, ya know where we need the “no sex” policy? Dearbornistan.

By Debbie Schlussel
**** CORRECTION, 05/11/09: ICE agents inform me that this building is not an ICE building but a Citizenship & Immigration Services (USCIS) building and that ICE is stuck at the Mt. Elliot building. Sorry, ICE, for the mistake. ****
Just how much taxpayer money did Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) spend to build a new “green” immigration center in Detroit designed to be “more attractive” to immigrants?
Remember “The ICE Princess”–incompetent former ICE chieftess Julie L. Myers, who promised fiscal restraint at her confirmation hearings? She and her buddy John “Costanza” Torres–the current acting chief of ICE–approved this spending boondoggle which benefits NON-citizens.

A new immigration office opened Wednesday in Detroit.
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The building, 11411 E. Jefferson Ave., was designed to be environmentally friendly by using recycled materials and sunlight. The design also reduces storm water runoff, officials said.
It also was hoped to provide a more attractive place for immigrants. The previous facility, on Mt. Elliott in Detroit, was cramped and dark, officials said.

Thanks, ICE, for Our New “Green” “More Attractive” Immigration Center
So, now we’re not only persecuting ICE agents for doing their jobs, setting free the illegal aliens they captured and giving them work permits, but we’re spending money to make our buildings more “attractive” to immigrants?
Your tax dollars (not) @ work.

By Debbie Schlussel
As reader Shy Guy suggests, place your bets on who is behind this one. We all know that Muslims have a lot of grievances against the Dutch (heck, they have a lot of grievances everywhere about everything, but especially in places like the Netherlands, where they’ve taken a lot of control and have reached a critical mass of sorts). We know that in Holland, they’ve already assassinated Theo Van Gogh and threatened Geert Wilders and Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
So who is behind this attempt by a car to crash into the Dutch Royal Family?
Hmmm . . .

At least two people have been killed and 12 injured in a serious incident during the royal family’s visit to Apeldoorn to celebrate Queen’s Day.

Who Tried to Kill Queen Beatrix?

TV pictures show a heavily-damaged black car driving through the barriers erected to keep the crowd under control, close to the open bus carrying queen Beatrix and the rest of her family.
The car hit several people and ploughed into a fenced-off obelisk.
Family members on board the open bus witnessed the incident.
The driver of the car was cut out and taken to an ambulance on a stretcher. One eyewitness told the Telegraaf someone had fallen out of the car shortly before it hit the pillar. Another said the car appeared to be attempting to drive at the bus.
The Telegraaf reports that the royal procession was running late by 20 minutes but that the driver appeared to have followed the royal bus exactly.
The rest of the celebrations in Apeldoorn have been cancelled and the royal family will not appear again in public, Nos tv reports.
Nos tv said it is difficult to find out more about the incident because the use of mobile phones has been banned.

Not sure why cell phones were banned there. Perhaps because they could be used as bombs.
This certainly appears deliberate and has echoes of the people who drove into the Glasgow airport a couple of years ago. And you know who they were. Doctors “of Peace.”

By Debbie Schlussel
Longtime readers know I like some ’80s standbys, like Genesis and hard rock and metal–groups like Sevendust. But I like jazz, too. My dad–a jazz, bluegrass, and classical music fan–took me to a lot of jazz concerts when I was a kid. Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea, George Benson, you name it. And I acquired the taste. I especially the kind of jazz that fuses funk (which I also love) and jazz.
One of the best versions of that is the fast-moving, upbeat jazz classic, “Always There.” Love the Ronnie Laws (a jazz/funk/blues saxophonist, who started with “Earth Wind & Fire”) 1975 version best, but I also really like the Willie Bobo (a Latin percussionist) rendition from 1978. The Ronnie Laws version is part of my work out music and is also great for getting me to clean my apartment. It’s got a Summer-y sound.

Another group I like from the ’70s jazz incarnation is Spyro Gyra. My friend, Tom Walsh, was a founding member of the group and is now a drummer for Dennis Quaid’s band, “Dennis Quaid and the Sharks.” Will put up some of the SG songs I like in the future.

By Debbie Schlussel
Today, the trial of the Muslim killers of Ilan Halimi began. Unfortunately, the trial is closed because two of the TWENTY-SEVEN barbarian Muslims (redundant) who murdered him are minors.
Three years ago, I told you the story of how Halimi, of blessed memory, was kidnapped by a Muslim gang of 27 in France, after luring him with an attractive woman. The Muslims, headed by Youssouf Fofana, held Halimi captive for 24 days, while they tortured him and called his parents who heard his screams in the background, while his torturers shouted anti-Semitic slurs. For 24 days, the Muslims burned Ilan Halimi with cigarettes and an iron, beat him, cut off his fingers, and otherwise brutally tortured him. His “crime”: He was a Jew.

Ilan Halimi, Zichrono LiVrachah [Blessed Be His Memory]
Throughout, Muslim neighbors in the building heard his screams and cries from torture. And they did nothing. In the end, the Muslims dumped his mostly lifeless, cut-up, burned body (80% of it was covered in burns) on railroad tracks, and he died shortly thereafter. He was only 23.

From the coverage of today’s first day of trial:

The leader of the “barbarians,” Youssouf Fofana, smirked at Halimi’s relatives and shouted “Allahu akbar!” (“God is Greatest!” in Arabic) [DS: Um, it actually means “allah is the greater” or “the greatest,” meaning greater than your or my G-d] at them as he entered the courtroom.
Bearded and wearing a white tracksuit, Fofana gave his identity during formal questioning by the judge as “Arabs African revolt barbarian salafist army.”
The 28-year-old said he was born on February 13, 2006, in Sainte-Genevieve-des-Bois, the date and place of Halimi’s death.
During his time in detention, Fofana, a young French man of Ivorian origin, has bombarded the magistrates investigating the case with letters full of anti-Semitic insults. . . .
After the murder, Fofana fled to Ivory Coast. From there he made death threats by telephone to Halimi’s father and girlfriend. He was extradited to France on March 4, 2006.

From previous coverage of the Halimi murder:

The items found in the torture chamber included extremist Islamic literature and leaflets of a pro-Palestinian charity blacklisted by the United States and Israel. The charity, the Comite de Bienfaisance et de Soutien aux Palestiniens (CBSP), a Hamas-affiliated fund, is still active in France despite the exposure of its members and financial support tying it directly to terrorist activities in the Palestinian Authority.
What happened to Ilan is not the first attempt of this kind. The gang tried to pull off similar crimes before with four of the six previous victims being Jewish. Similar stories are only now surfacing.
French daily newspaper Le Parisien reported that the gang’s last victim was a fifty-year-old Jewish man, who had driven home a girl who attempted to seduce his twenty-year-old son.

As I noted back in 2006, Ilan Halimi looks like he could be an Arab. That’s because his family of Sephardic Jews left Arab countries, so that they could live in peace and without harassment and persecution from Muslims. But they could not escape Islamic anti-Semitism and barbarism. The problem long ago exported itself from greater Islamic barbaria to France, where it has long been at home.
This is France, but it could easily happen here in the United States. If you think otherwise, you’re a fool. If you watch the second video, below, the Jewish leader in the community is still burying his head in the sand, as do the American Jewish community establishment’s self-appointed liberal leaders. He talks about how the Jews and Muslims all get along and still get along. That’s a big lie. There is a reason for the mass Jewish emigration from France to Israel: violent Muslim attacks on France’s Jews.
Also, note that French television (Muslim Arab reporter Karim Hakiki–he’s not biased, right?) keeps saying the neighbors were unaware or didn’t hear. A complete and obvious lie. They heard, but they did nothing, because the inhumane Islamic culture accepts wanton torture and murder, especially of non-Muslims, particularly Jews. Watch how this Arab Muslim a-hole “reporter,” Hakiki excuses this gang and claims they were not anti-Semitic. Uh-huh. Liar. That French television holds a debate whether or not this was anti-Semitism, tells you everything you need to know about France. It’s lost forever. More like Al-France de Mohammed.

The Nazis never left France. They just have a different religion. And an invasion at Omaha Beach of Normandy won’t stop them this time. It’s too late.

By Debbie Schlussel
More proof that not only can’t you believe what you read in the mainstream media, but if you do, you’re not sure what to believe. Check out these dueling news blurbs.
From Today’s Wall Street Journal Front Page . . .

From Today’s Detroit Newsistan . . .

So, which one is right? Well, both, but the first one–from the Wall Street Journal–tells the real story. The second one is misleading and basically a typical white lie told in the Detroit News birdcage liner.
While kids a/k/a younger students made gains in math and reading, those gains wash out by the time they are in high school. As a result, we continue as a country to fall behind that of other Western industrialized nations. For the most part, their kids are improving constantly and even in high school, while our kids haven’t improved since 1971. Well, technically, we’re up a “whopping” ONE point in reading and only TWO points in math since 1971. Very sad. How much tax money have we thrown down a black hole to improve education in those 38 years? More than the gross national product of lots of third world countries combined, with nothing to show for it.

U.S. high-school students haven’t achieved any significant gains in reading or math for nearly four decades, according to a new federal report. . . .
The report from the National Assessment of Educational Progress — a highly respected federal test also known as the “Nation’s Report Card” — looked at NAEP results for 9-, 13- and 17-year-olds since the early 1970s, when the tests in math and reading were first given.
Although the two younger groups have made progress in those subjects over that period, scores for 17-year-olds were virtually unchanged.
On a zero-to-500-point scale, 17-year-olds scored an average of 286 points in reading in 2008, up one point from 1971. The NAEP report said students with such scores have “intermediate skills” and are able to make generalizations about what they read.
In math, the same group’s average scores rose two points to 306 since 1973. The report said students scoring in that range are able to perform moderately complex procedures such as computing with decimals and simple fractions.
The results suggest gains made by younger students are “washing out” as they get older, said Bob Wise, president of the Alliance for Excellent Education . . . .
President Barack Obama has said boosting high-school-graduation rates is a key element of his education agenda.

WHAT? Boosting graduation rates is why we have a problem in the first place. Schools graduate dummies who can’t read or write or add or subtract. Our publick skoolz are diploma mills. The piece of paper called a high school diploma is worth about as much as the piece of paper called a Middle East peace treaty.
This is what we mean by the “Dumbing Down of America.” Like I’ve said time and again, the movie “Idiocracy” ain’t much of a stretch for America’s future.
20 million illegal aliens, Islam growing by leaps and bounds, and America’s kids getting dumber by the minute and stuck at the intellect of 1971.
It’s the perfect storm for our enemies.
American kids are getting dumber. But, hey, they know what Heidi and Spencer from “The Hills” are getting for wedding gifts. And they know which designer clothes porn star Kim Kardashian is wearing.

By Debbie Schlussel
Just got back from a super secret movie screening, so secret that I am forbidden to even name the movie on this site until Friday (watch for my reviews at Midnight, just after Thursday ends, and stay tuned for my reviews on Friday Morning on the Sirius Patriot Channel’s Mike Church Show).
In the meantime, they’re getting ready to make a new Captain America movie, “The First Avenger: Captain America,” and here are the actors being talked up for the role:
* Matthew McConaughey–Too goofy and unheroic. Captain America ain’t no slacker, and he doesn’t run around naked beating tribal drums either;
* Jon Hamm–This is my personal choice–suave, debonaire, confident, has that polished superhero look and a snarky sense of humor. This “Mad Man” could definitely be Captain America. Captain America is very muscular, so he might have to bulk up a bit or fake it under a muscle suit.

Jon Hamm: The Schlussel Choice to Play Capt. America
Yes, sadly, this handsome Midwesterner is a lib (partied with the green global warming crowd at a Natural Resources Defense Council fundraiser), and since the crowd writing Captain America has gone lib, too, this is appropriate. You’ll recall that Captain America–part of the ACLU of superheroes–was assassinated in the steps of a courthouse in an argument over the Superhero Registration Act, which was essentially the comic book version of the Patriot Act (hmmm . . . when was anyone ever assassinated over the Patriot Act? );
* Channing Tatum–Too hip-hoppish and ghetto (Am I still allowed to say that? After all, we Jews were stuck in plenty o’ ghettos) and too young and wet behind the ears;
* Jon Cena–Too wrestler-ish and not polished. Lacks the suavity;
* Matt Damon–She’s too effeminate and miniature; Captain America isn’t a girlie-man or a part of an Arrogant Affleck sandwich. Stick with the Jason Bourne stuff;
* Brad Pitt–Too pretty-boyish and eccentric, too left, too conceited, too sensitive, too whipped. Captain America is not a Mr. Angelina Jolie, er . . . Angie Voight;
* Jerry O’Connell–Um, do I need to comment on this? “The Apartment,” anyone? ‘Nuff said. Plus, Captain America is not a brother of “The Bachelor” or Mr. Rebecca Romijn, either. He’s not a starter, he’s scout team or Arena Football;
* Paul Walker–Hot, but sounds like he’s full of rocks when he talks. Too surfer-boyish and brainless to play a hero;
* Justin Timberlake–Captain America doesn’t have a brillo pad for hair or do videos about his penis in a box. You stay classy, Justin. And he didn’t “date” (euphemism) backwoods nutjob Britney Spears. No thanks;
* Scott Speedman–Who? Felicity’s ex-boyfriend? Too blond-ish (yes, I know Captain America’s alter ego is blond, but I like my superheroes with dark hair).
Like I said, the Hamm is kosher for this part in my book. Whom would you pick–on this list or someone else?

By Debbie Schlussel
I’m sure barbaric religious and third world moral values had absolutely noooooothing to do with this.
Sadly, in New York, it’s nearly impossible to get a cab driver who doesn’t share the same theological characteristics of the “Religion of Peace.” Best to leave early and take the bus or subway.

A Brooklyn livery driver apparently obsessed with a woman nearly half his age stabbed her to death, dismembered her body and packed the body parts in plastic bags inside his home, police said Monday.
Saleh Al-Muwallad, 53, was charged with second-degree murder in the grisly slaying Sunday night of Jessica Guidicci, 27, a home care attendant who lived near him in Coney Island that he knew from the frequent rides he used to give her in his car, police and her family said.

Al-Muwallad, who has no previous criminal record, stabbed Guidicci twice in the neck, cut up her body, then called 911, police said.
When officers arrived at his home, he had a chilling message for them: “I killed her – go inside,” police said.
Inside the bedroom were four heavy duty plastic bags.
One contained Guidicci’s torso, police said, and a second had her limbs. Other parts were in the third bag and her head was in the fourth, police said.
“He made statements implicating himself, including the fact he was angry at her for seeing another man,” said New York Police Department Deputy Commissioner Paul Browne.
The victim’s friends and relatives said she was not romantically involved with the suspect.
She had been dating the same man for nine years, they said, and knew Al-Muwallad only as a frequent passenger in his car.
“He was a cab driver we called and we knew happened to be obsessed with her,” said the victim’s mother, Lisa Guidicci. . . .
Police believe Guidicci got a ride from Al-Muwallad Sunday afternoon as she headed out to go to the bank.

Yes, honor killings aren’t just restricted to daughters, sisters, and actual wives and/or girlfriends. They can be perpetrated on the object of fantasies and crushes, too.
And that’s what apparently happened in this case.
Like I always say, not “Religion of Peace,” but Religion of Pieces. Unfortunately, in many cases, that’s a literal description.