April 29, 2009, - 9:09 am

Looks Like FOX Is Running Obama Press Conference After All

By Debbie Schlussel
The big TV programming buzz this week was the story that FOX was declining to run tonight’s Barack Obama Presidential press conference.
But I was looking at tonight’s TV listings in my copy of USA Today, and it looks like FOX is running the Obama press conference after all. They just came up with a better, more accurate name for it.

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April 28, 2009, - 4:21 pm

VIDEO: Tomorrow is Take Your Daughter/Kid/Pet/Slave to Work Day

By Debbie Schlussel
Remember “Take Your Daughter to Work Day”? It was that dumb feminist idea to take your daughter to work because somehow she was discriminated against in her future career opportunities. No biggie that colleges and grad schools now admit huge majority of female students, and that males are the minority on college and grad school campuses all over America.
Well, in honor of that and our changing economy, here’s a new version of “Take Your [someone/something] to Work Day”. (Kimmel is wrong about one thing: The politically correct part is the fact they had “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” in the first place, not that they included sons, later on.)

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April 28, 2009, - 1:58 pm

Great Americans: Sean Vannity Hosts Porn Star, Calls Her “Role Model,” “Gutsy,” “Great Head on Your Shoulders”

By Debbie Schlussel
Hey, did you know that FOX News is the new “champagne room” in your national strip club? It is on “Hannity.”
When “conservative” Sean Hannity starts following the Loofah King (Bill O’Reilly) in hosting and drooling over porn stars, you know that what’s going on behind the scenes in his personal life isn’t much than that of the O’Loofah Factor star.
Several readers informed me how disgusted they were that Vannity hosted and pimped his viewers on porn star Kim Kardashian, on his FOX News show, last night. Kardashian’s sole claim to fame is that she produced and starred in a sex tape with rapper Ray J, in which they had anal sex. But, to me, that’s no surprise because I learned long ago that while Sean Vannity professes conservatism, his personal life and values are anything but.
Meet Yet Another of Sean Hannity’s “Great Americans” . . .

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Sean Vannity Calls Slut Kim Kardashian “Role Model,” Gutsy”

That’s why it was no shocker to me that the vain and vapid Vannity gushed and drooled over this girl almost half his age who got everything she has–her reality TV shows, photo shoots, etc.–because she took her clothes off and did the nasty on camera, then sold it (and still is) for profit at her website, with marketing once reserved for New York’s 42nd street and Times Square: “XXX Hardcore and Candid!” She sold the rights to the “film” for $1 million. (You can watch the very R-Rated preview here).
But instead of asking her why she starred in and directed a porn video, Vannity simply gushed over this porn bim, calling Kardashian “a role model,” “gutsy,” lauding her “counsel and advice,” and telling her “you have a great head on your shoulders.” Yes, Sean, we know with which head you were thinking, and it wasn’t the one on your shoulders. Dude, get a room.
I guess “Fair and Balanced” these days refers to big rumps matching up with big boobs. No worries, though. Sean told us how virtuous this human disease incubator is because she doesn’t drink. Thank Heaven for small favors.
Can’t wait until Sean Vannity’s daughter makes a porn tape with her rapper friend. That’ll be the ultimate poetic justice, since he has no problem pimping this girl on America as a “role model.” It’s only fair if she’s Sean’s girl’s role model, too.
Disgusting. If only Jenna Jameson had a reality show. Or maybe she doesn’t need one. Someone call Vannity. I’m sure this deeply, morally committed conservative can find a drool bucket and a time slot for her on his show, too. What’s that? Oh, it’s the ghost of Linda Lovelace whispering that she wished she hadn’t checked out so early. Who knew there’d come a day when “conservative commentators” would be pimping porn?
Read the full foreplay, er . . . transcript here.
By the way, it’s no coincidence that, this morning on ABC hag-fest, “The View,” Vannity’s BFF and fellow vapid, faux-conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck also fawned and gushed over porn star Kardashian.
Maybe they can re-run this episode of “The View” to replace the episode from L.A. that Homeland Security had to ask ABC to destroy after airhead Hasselbeck disclosed the name and identity of a Federal Air Marshal on national television.
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Reader Steve:

Just another reason to hate that a-hole Sean Vannity. Tonight’s announced guest is Kim Kardashian, a whore whose only claim to fame was to let a guy have anal sex with her in a porn flick (which I did not see).
Yeh, I want to her her opinion on everything. As you say, puh-lease (sic)!

Reader Barry Popik:

Heard just now: “Kim Kardashian, tonight on Hannity!”
… Miss California was not available?

Nope. She’s too busy working on new words and phrases, like “Opposite marriage”.

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April 28, 2009, - 1:05 pm

Muslims Tell UK Labor Candidate: “You’re Too White, Too Jewish”

By Debbie Schlussel
Echoes of 1939 Europe. Not that I and others haven’t been warning about this for years.
The ironic thing is that this “too White, too Jewish” woman is one of those too Stupid, idiotic liberals who kissed the ass of Muslims. And she got the predictable result: they pooped in her face.

The Labour Party has become embroiled in a race row after a prospective female councillor was allegedly told she was ‘too white and Jewish’ to be selected.
Elaina Cohen claims that Labour councillor Mahmood Hussain said he would not support her application for an inner-city ward because ‘my Muslim members don’t want you because you are Jewish‘.

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Elaina Cohen: Kissed Muslim Ass, Got Pooped On

Mrs Cohen, 50, has made an official complaint about the alleged remarks made by Mr Hussain, a Muslim and former lord mayor of Birmingham.

Yeah, that’ll go far.

She said: ‘I am shocked and upset that a member of the Labour Party in this day and age could even think something like that, let alone say it.

You’re shocked? Wake the heck up, chickie. Just ‘cuz they speak the Queen’s English, doesn’t mean they’re any less barbaric and intolerant than their fellow co-religionists on the rest of the Arab street.

‘People should not be allowed to make racist comments like that. If someone in the party feels I cannot represent them because of my colour or religion, that’s ridiculous.

Hint: Get out of England, while you still can.

‘I felt particularly aggrieved because I have worked across all sections of the community, particularly with the Muslim section, and have been on official visits to Pakistan.’

Dummy. Er . . . Dhimmi.

Mrs Cohen had applied to stand as a Labour councillor for the Birmingham ward of East Handsworth and Lozells, which has a high Asian and Afro-Caribbean population.

Talk about fantasy.

But when Mrs Cohen telephoned 57-year-old Mr Hussain for his support, she was astonished to be told that she was too ‘white and Jewish’ to be considered.
Lorraine Briscoe, who runs a local community association, was sitting next to Mrs Cohen when the conversation took place on speakerphone last Tuesday.
‘I was disgusted that a councillor could make comments like that in 2009,’ she said.

I am disgusted (but not surprised) that you are shocked that Muslims act like Muslims in 2009. Hello . . . .

‘He told her, “They will not vote for someone who is white and Jewish. My Muslim members don’t want you because you are Jewish“.
‘Elaina then asked him if he had talked to his Muslim members about it and he said, “I don’t want to talk about it with you” and hung up.

Have you no frickin’ pride or self-respect? Someone says this to you, and you ask them to talk about it with their fellow bigots? Stockholm Syndrome fully vested.

‘Elaina does a lot of good work in this community and she does not see race or religion, she just sees people.’

And that’s where the problem lies. They see your race and religion, and until you wake the heck up, you’re finished.

Two days after the alleged conversation, Mrs Cohen and another candidate were rejected by a pre-selection panel after failing to gain the support of the local party.

Shocker.

Instead, members were presented with one candidate, black South African Hendrina Quinnen, who was selected by an almost unanimous vote.

Well, whaddya know–the cultured English picked someone less White, and less Jewish. Who’d a thunk it?

Mrs Cohen has now sent an official complaint to Labour Party general secretary Ray Collins and Birmingham city council accusing Mr Hussain of improper conduct.

I repeat: Yeah, that’ll go far.
When does the SS induction center open? Time to get out that Death’s Head skull and bones paraphernalia. It’s back in vogue. Big-time.
That Was Then . . .

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This Is Now . . .
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April 28, 2009, - 12:38 pm

Ending the Republican Tranny Act: Arlen Specter Comes Out of the Democrat Closet

By Debbie Schlussel
So, the big news of the hour coming out of Washington is that liberal Democrat U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania Arlen Specter is finally coming out of the closet and announcing he’s proud to be gay, er . . . a Democrat. Until now, this political transvestite has been posing as a Republican–and doing a pretty bad job of it. But now, he’s ending his cross-dressing act, throwing off the boxer shorts, and putting on the Dem bra and panties for all of us to see.
What you may not know is that Arlen Specter was originally a Democrat in the first place. Then, he switched to the Republican Party. And now he’s going back.
Hmmm . . . In and out. In and out. Isn’t that what got Bill Clinton and Gary Hart into political trouble?

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A refresher on Specter: he was bad on most issues, including
* Immigration–he supported open borders and the decriminalization of the Immigration and Nationality Act and didn’t want employers of illegal aliens to be criminally charged as felons.
* Priorities–he hauled in NFL owners and NFL Network execs for hearings on stupid sports business matters in which government shouldn’t be involved, like whether an NFL team cheated and whether the NFL Network charged Time Warner too much to carry the channel.

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April 28, 2009, - 12:09 pm

HA! ESPN Easily Duped, Broadcasts False Report Based on Phoned in Fake Tip

By Debbie Schlussel
It’s not just the mainstream liberal media that’s easily duped and which spreads false stories as “news.” It’s also the mainstream liberal sports media a/k/a ESPN.
Remember when ESPN told us that the people who voted for John McCain are racist? Well, it’s not the only false info the sports network spreads.

Somebody posing as a Washington Post reporter convinced ESPN on Monday that one of the Washington Capitals’ star players had been suspended for tonight’s decisive Eastern Conference playoff Game 7 against the New York Rangers.
“I was on my way to the rink this morning and my buddy called me and was a little upset I was missing Game 7,” said Capitals defenseman Mike Green, a finalist for the Norris Trophy given to the NHL’s top defenseman.

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“I had no idea what for. It kind of caught me off guard.”
ESPN SportsCenter hosts Josh Elliot and Hannah Storm relayed that Green and teammate Donald Brashear were suspended under a “Breaking News” banner Monday at 9:52 a.m.
Within a half hour, ESPN retracted the story.
“Our news desk received the call from someone representing themselves as a Washington Post reporter,” ESPN spokesman Dan Quinn said.
“We didn’t follow our own fact-checking procedures and mistakenly reported the story.”

Quick, somebody call ESPN and tell them O.J. Simpson plans to return to pro football.

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April 28, 2009, - 11:12 am

NAACP: Muslims, Arabs Now “Colored People,” Ditto for Women in Full Face Veil

By Debbie Schlussel
You knew this was coming. Or, actually, it’s been here for a while.
I’ve been writing since before 9/11 about how Arabs and Muslims were trying to ingratiate themselves with the NAACP–the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, the Black civil rights group. As I’ve noted, since before 9/11, Muslims and Arabs in Detroit have held phony Martin Luther King Day Scholarship contests open only to Arabs and Muslims. And they’ve invited Martin Luther King, Jr.’s money-grubbing kids to their events (for a fee).
But being the victim of discrimination through slavery is not the same thing as being the descendants of the slave traders and flying planes into buildings to cause mass murder.

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Muslim Asm Rahman:

New Hamtramckstan NAACP Prez, New “Colored People”
Sadly, the NAACP doesn’t get it. And that’s why the group made a Muslim, Asm Rahman, the head of its Hamtramck, Michigan chapter. That’s particularly interesting because as I’ve documented on this site, Blacks who live in the tiny city of Hamtramckstan (which is surrounded by Detroit) have been terrorized and beaten by Muslims.
But that’s no concern to the NAACP, which apparently now considers Muslims and Arabs “colored people.”
And Monday, at the Michigan Civil Rights Commission, Rahman–the new NAACP local chapter President–testified against judges being able to ask Muslim women to remove their full face veils (niqabs) when they testify in court. The issue stems from an incident where Muslim convert Ginnah Muhammad refused to remove her niqab in court and Judge Paul Paruk wouldn’t let her testify because he couldn’t see her facial expressions and determine whether her testimony was truthful.
Predictably, the Michigan Civil Rights Commission–a tax-funded body with zero teeth and no purpose, other than to waste tax dollars and do the whining of minority victimhood merchants–voted to oppose giving Michigan judges discretion over whether they can tell witnesses they must remove their full ninja garb from their faces. The vote makes no difference, as federal Judge John Feikens already affirmed Judge Paruk’s right to demand a witnesses remove such face costumes.
But the MCRC’s behavior was expected. The useless body is headed by sleazebag lawyer and Muslim Mohammed Abdrabboh, who represented terrorists and Muslim murderers engaged in mortgage fraud and then lied about it when he filed a phony grievance against me with the Michigan Attorney Grievance Commission, designed to silence me from writing about him. His complaint was dismissed.
Why do Michigan taxpayers–in the worst economic condition in the country–put up with funding this body to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars?
And why does the NAACP compare racism suffered by Blacks in years past with legitimate behavior of a democratic society under attack from a religion bent on our–and Black’s–destruction? Why do the descendants of slaves sympathize with the descendants of those who traded them into slavery and mass murder, rape, and torture them in Sudan?
Apparently, the NAACP looks the other way when its new local chapter President Asm Rahman and his buddies refer to Blacks as “abed” (slave) and “abeed” (slaves).
As I’ve noted on this site, the Arab and Muslim wooing of the Black community and the NAACP started in Detroit just over a decade ago, when a series of incidents involving Arab Muslim gas station owners beating, kidnapping and even killing Black customers, erupted. A man named Kalvin Porter was beaten to death with a tire iron by two Arab Muslim gas station employees when he asked them to stop leering at his 12-year-old daughter. Then, 9/11 happened, and the Muslim wooing of Blacks was intensified.
Sadly, the Black Americans who buy into the “your fight is our fight” BS of the Muslims are extremely naive.
The seduction is complete. Now, the “getting screwed” part begins.

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April 27, 2009, - 11:11 pm

Yet Again: Obama Throws White House Advisor Under the Bus Over NY Plane Fiasco

By Debbie Schlussel
One of the great things about President Harry S. Truman was his “The Buck Stops Here” philosophy.
But with President Barack Hussein Obama, passing the buck is the practice of the day, er . . . four-to-eight-year period. In his case, the buck stops underneath the bus, where he’s thrown so many bodies, he really needs–as I’ve said before–a Monster Truck (“Sunday, Sunday, Sunday”).
And since the Commander-in-Chief didn’t want to take credit for his boneheaded decision to allow Air Force planes to scare half of the Tri-State area into thinking we were under another 9/11-style terrorist attack, he does the usual: throws yet another guy under the bus. I posted video of this frightening scenario played out over the Manhattan skyline, earlier today.

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Keep in mind that Barack Obama’s White House approved of this panic engendering stunt. And as Commander-in-Chief, he should have owned up and apologized. But that’s not the BHO way. He’s done so much throwing of people under the bus, it’s not just a Monster Truck he needs, it’s a sequel to “Throw Momma From the Train.” Throw Everyone Under the Bus.

A White House official tells ABC News that President Obama was “furious” to hear about the incident this morning when Air Force One and Air Force fighter jets appeared to be flying into the Manhattan skyline, scaring many New Yorkers into thinking they were about to face another terrorist attack.
An explanation was forthcoming in a mea culpa statement issued from the White House.

Um, it’s not a mea culpa, if there’s no “mea,” as in Barack. More like an “everyone but Baracka” culpa.

“Last week, I approved a mission over New York,” Louis Caldera, director of the White House military office, said. “I take responsibility for that decision. While federal authorities took the proper steps to notify state and local authorities in New York and New Jersey, it’s clear that the mission created confusion and disruption. I apologize and take responsibility for any distress that flight caused.”
When President Obama was told about the incident, he was “furious,” a White House official says.

Yeah, furious that he was so concerned with shaking the hand of his new mancrush, Hugo Chavez, that he didn’t pay attention to his own duties as Commander-in-Chief.

Caldera was called into a meeting with White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel and deputy chief of staff Jim Messina.
“It didn’t sound like a fun meeting,” the White House official says.

When will Barack Hussein Obama grow up and admit his mistakes? Don’t look for the snow to be falling in Hell anytime soon.

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April 27, 2009, - 4:28 pm

Headgear of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel
The only thing missing is the Islamic crescent.

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April 27, 2009, - 3:22 pm

VIDEO: Barack Obama Scares Half of New York for “Photo Op”

By Debbie Schlussel
We all remember the video of planes crashing into buildings on 9/11.
Scratch that. Some of us remember the planes going into buildings on 9/11. The rest of America long ago forgot and is fast asleep. And that apparently includes our Commander-in-Chief, Barack Hussein Obama, who allowed the U.S. Air Force to fly two F-16 jets into the Manhattan skyline and over New York City air space, accompanying a Boeing 747 airplane. The scene caused many scared New Yorkers to call 911, worrying that another terrorist attack was happening.
And it was all for a “photo op.”
As reader Mike writes:

This “photo op” better have been for something really important, like a postcard for Obama to give to his buddy Hugo Chavez or the King of Saudi Arabia.

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