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If you like your movie thrillers agenda-free and filled with a good plot, forget the new Halle Berry flick, “Perfect Stranger,” coming out in mid-April.

In case you or anyone forgot about Congressman Mark Foley and his gay page scandal, Berry and scriptwriters deign to remind us. The movie opens with her confronting and doing a hit-piece on secretly gay, very conservative Republican U.S. Senator Sachs of New York–who is very pro-family values but secretly sexually harassing his male interns. Get it–“Sachs-ual Harassment”? Haha, funny. Because no liberal Congressmen have been caught in immoral sex scandals. ? ? ? . . .

And then there’s Berry’s snide dialogue about dead bodies of U.S. soldiers coming home from Iraq and how the government is trying to hide them. What on earth is this doing in a movie thriller that has not a whit to do with Iraq? Shame on the makers of this movie and Halle Berry for using dead U.S. soldiers for dialogue fodder.
And why is supposedly conservative/Republican Bruce Willis in this utter dud, complete with the worst rug I’ve seen him wear yet?

Beside all that, “Perfect Stranger” is just a perfectly cockamamie, absurd movie that’s hardly thrilling. (The only “Perfect Strangers” worth noting is the former ABC TV series with the character, Balki Bartokomous.)

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Three Rochester “businessmen” willingly sent $200,000 to what they thought was a terrorist group. Guess what religion they are?
Samoan? Nope. Fijian? Nope. Icelanders? Nope. Christians? Nope. “Evil Zionists”? Nope. The Bahai Faith? Nope. Hmmm . . . what could their religion be and why would it matter? After all, we shouldn’t be bigoted against a specific religion. And every religion has its terrorists, right?
Yehia Ali Ahmed Alomari, 26; Mohamed Al Huraibi, 49; and Saleh Mohamed Taher Saeed, 27 (two Mohammed’s–they’re Jews, right?) appeared before a federal magistrate, yesterday, after being charged with conspiring to launder money and laundering monetary instruments because they tried to send hundreds of thousands of dollars to HEZBOLLAH.

(Hassan Nasrallah Girlie-Man artwork by David Lunde/Lundesigns)
More from Central New York’s WSTM/NBC 3/CW 6:

ROCHESTER, N.Y. – Three Yemeni businessmen in Rochester have been charged with sending 200-thousand dollars overseas in the belief that it would go to an Islamic terrorist group. . . .
Federal authorities say the men willingly sent the money after being told by an undercover agent that the funds would help Hezbollah. The Rochester Democrat and Chronicle reports that the money actually was sent to accounts controlled by the federal government.
Federal officials say the sting was set up after one of the small business owners sent more than 12 (m) million dollars overseas during a two-year period.
A lawyer for one of the accused said his client believed he was helping send money to relatives in Yemen.

Riiiiiiight.
Gee, I wonder where the $12 million–which one of them already sent overseas–went. Hint: Hassan Nasrallah didn’t use all of it to buy new lingerie. Most of it went to weaponry and other items needed, I’m sure.

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Previously, I decided that the next time I check in too late for a flight, I’ll say I’m Muslim and whine, like the in Germany, returning from the Hajj. Because they whined–and more importantly, they are Muslim–.
Well, now, I have two useful excuses. I can say I’m Muslim . . . OR I can say I’m Britney Spears. Because, apparently, if your name is Britney Spears, and you’re a nutcase millionairatrix with no panties, you, too, can not only board a flight after it has already left the gate, but the plane will actually return to the gate to come pick you up. Just make sure, in the case of using the Britney excuse, that you are flying American Airlines.

Britney Whine Air
It’s bad enough that this airline–which lost two planes and lots of passengers and flight crew to 9/11 Islamic Terrorist attacks– . Now, they’re having separate policies for passengers named Britney Spears (pre-headshave). From the March 5th issue of People:

During the afternoon of Feb. 16, passengers at the Miami International Airport were stunned to see Spears running through the terminal, hoping to make an American Airlines flight to L.A. When she arrived, out-of-breath and without a handler in sight [DS: And it should make a difference if she has a “handler”?!], she was told that the plane’s door had been shut and the walkway retracted. “She was really upset,” says David Paulsen, 28, a passenger on a plane at an adjacent gate who witnessed the exchange. “She said to the agent, ‘I’ve got to get on this plane to get home to my kids.’ She was blinking a lot and the corners of her mouth were going down. She looked like she was about to cry. So the agent got on the phone and said, ‘I’ve got Britney Spear here and she wants to get on the plane.'”
She got on the plane–but not into first class, which was full. [DS: So sad, too bad.] So Spears walked past the astonished passengers in coach and took a seat in the last row. [DS: I repeat: So sad, too bad.] “It was one of those surreal moments, the shock of my life,” says a passenger seated a few rows in front of her. “She sat by herself for five hours. [DS: Once, again, So sad, too bad.] She looked like she was trying to hold it together, but she wasn’t doing well.”
Indeed, it was only hours after landing that Spears showed up at Esther’s Haircutting Studio . . . . At 8:30 p.m., with a sweatshirt covereing her newly shorn head . . ., Spears ducked into Body & Soul Tattoo Shop.

So to recap: To get on a Northwest Airlines flight after the immovable deadline to board–or to get a ton of money and publicity afterward–say you’re a Muslim and whine. To get on an American Airlines flight after the immovable deadline to board, say you’re Britney Spears, pretend to cry and lie that you need to be home with your children (because no-one else has ever been refused board onto a plane, when they need to be home for their kids), when you’re really going for tats and a shave and more partying, and you, too, can get the American Airlines captain to return to the gate so you can board.
Or better yet, just say you’re the Muslim Britney Spears. Then, you’ve got all the airlines covered.
Got that? Class dismissed.

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She may have run Health and Human Services under Hillary Rodham Cankles and hubby, but Donna Shalala wasn’t exactly the best choice to lead (or even sit on) the commission reviewing military and veterans’ hospitals and healthcare.
This is the same chick who at her University of Miami. This is the same chick who despite on-field thuggery and stomping, last fall. If she can’t do a damned thing when criminals are blatantly attacking each other on videotape, don’t expect much at the VA, Walter Reed, or elsewhere, where the problem is less blatant and more insidious.
Yep, Donna Shalala was appointed by the Prez to Chair the Military Healthcare Commission along with .
Wounded Soldiers, don’t hold your breath.

Donna Edna Shalala & Mr. Erectile Dysfunction Have the Last Laugh

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Today’s the start of an important battle between small city Hazleton, Pennsylvania versus the giant U.S. Chamber of Commerce.
As you saw on a Hazleton, led by Mayor Lou Barletta, is fighting to defend its laws that penalize business that hire or rent to illegal aliens. If big business is really against illegal aliens, they wouldn’t have a problem with the Hazleton laws. If big business was really “checking” prospective workers’ IDs and not hiring those they know to be illegal, the Chamber wouldn’t take on this fight.
But as we all know, big business is all for hiring illegal aliens. They’re not just for amnesty. They’re for their own personally imposed amnesty right now, in violation of the law.

Brave Hazleton Mayor Lou Barletta Fights Chamber, ACLU on Illegals
(Illegal Alien Freeway by Fred Taub/Boycott Watch)
So, the Chamber of Commerce has joined the ACLU in fighting Hazleton, using the absurd claim that the Hazleton ordinance is pre-empted by Federal law. Because we all know how effective The ICE Princess a/k/a Immigration and Customs Enforcement Chieftess Julie L. Myers has been in enforcing federal immigration law.

“We need to bring some stability into the system until we come up with a federal answer,” says Angelo Amador, Chamber director of immigration policy.
“If not, we’re going to end up with 50 state laws and a thousand local ordinances,” Amador adds. “A lot of people are copying what we think is a bad law.”

Huh? So long to local control and local sovereignty, a reason we fought the British to become more than just colonists. I guess the Chamber forgot that “All politics is local.”
And then, the Chamber and the ACLU are claiming the Hazleton ordinance violates due process of businesses. Huh? They have a right to challenge the allegations in court. And they will. They just don’t want to identify themselves in court as illegal alien employers and landlords in order to do so.

Hazleton Mayor Louis Barletta, a former small-business owner, says he never expected to be on the opposite side from the Chamber.
“There’s nowhere in our ordinance that we regulate immigration. We punish businesses that hire illegal workers,” Barletta says. “I would rather stand on the side of the American workers than (with) businesses that break the law.”
Hazleton has been raising money for its legal bills in part by seeking donations on a special website.
As immigration legislation has languished in Congress, dozens of states have passed measures aimed at an estimated 12 million undocumented immigrants. Barletta says more than 100 localities are considering imitating Hazleton’s law.
The Hazleton ordinance lets individuals lodge complaints if they suspect a business has an illegal worker. Firms that can’t verify an employee’s status have three days to fix the situation. If they don’t, the city can suspend the operating license. Workers who lose jobs at a business that had illegal immigrants on the payroll, under certain circumstances, can seek damages.

And that, my friends, is why the Chamber doesn’t like this. It will finally hurt them in their pocketbooks.
And Hazleton needs a lot of money to pay legal bills to defend itself and its laws in federal court. The city is raising funds and donations on a special website. I hope you’ll help proud, former small business owner and Mayor Barletta fight the well-funded U.S. Chamber of Commerce and ACLU.
Send checks to:

City of Hazleton Legal Defense Fund
c/o Mayor Lou Barletta
City Hall
40 N. Church St.
Hazleton, PA 18201

Or donate online through “Small Town Defenders”.
*** RELATED: City of New Bedford, Mass. fights raided firm that hired illegals.

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Menorah Blog sends this link on how to patch your computer system for daylight savings time. Watch the video. Very helpful.

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Many filmmakers send me movies to review. Some are big movie studios who want to reach my audience. Others are unknown, independent, small-budget first-timers trying to make it big. Their movies have never made it to a movie theater near you.
Many of the first-timers and/or low-budgeteers usually don’t have the greatest of movies, and I wonder where the time went I spent watching something that wasn’t entertaining. “With You” is different. For a horror thriller, I think it’s pretty good. And the production values are quite good, too.
“With You” is written, produced, directed, and edited by Jason Christensen on a shoelace budget. It’s really amazing what he was able to do with very little.

The movie, which is an hour and 40 minutes long, is about Jim Polk–a Gen-Xer desk jockey who is tired of the grind of his job and his insufferable boss. He quits and decides to move to the country, take a menial job, and write. But Jim soon finds that the farmhouse he is renting is haunted and looks out on a mansion in which a murder took place. No-one has ever made it out of the farmhouse alive.
The movie is scary and haunting, the way it was meant to be. I like the way the film uses spiders and other such tactics to scare you. It’s novel and new. The hearse adds to the haunting aura of the flick. And the use of selected scary music and sound effects is masterful. The best performance in the movie is that of actor Mike Pish, who plays Sloan, a neurotically suspicious but loyal friend who is actually on to something.
Although parts of the movie move slowly and it could be shortened by at least 10 minutes (and probably 20), the movie achieves its goal of frightening the viewer without unnecessary gore and blood.
For an independent film, this one impresses and definitely has the creep factor down. The movie is convincing, and I also like the movie’s somewhat ambiguous ending, which keeps you thinking about what actually happened. Not everything needs to be neatly explained by movie’s end.
Visit the “With You” website, scary music and all.

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It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of these (not because they’re in short supply, believe me):

— 7amoudi !!!! amoudi_mm@hotmail.com wrote:
From: “7amoudi !!!!” amoudi_mm@hotmail.com
To: dschlussel@yahoo.com
Subject: hi plz answer if u dare
Date: Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:40:18 +0200
hi debbie,u know !!! u r such a pretty girl but an asshole too and for sure a big slutt beach u know why cause u put a picture for our leader sayed hassan [DS: Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah] in a picture that describe the way u and other like u think about us ( shiaa muslims in lebanon ) u ,your country and ur fucking president george dick bush were bombing us without any humanity and u may say it wasnt us it was isreal.we r not idiot ok!!!!! so if u want us to respect u and ur country i think ur look towards us should be different and positive and if not i think that u and ur country and all people that thinks like u r animals cause only animals live in the zoo ( united states of america 😛 )

Uh, who said I wanted their respect? I want them to fear us. Suddenly, I’m getting etiquette lessons from a profane terrorist-supporting Muslim? Hilarious. Next, I’ll be getting pointers from Mohammed Atta himself, special delivery from hell.

Nice Lipstick:
Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah, Hezbollah’s Girlie-Man Terrorist Leader
(Sheikh–or, rather Sheikha–Nasrallah Artwork by David Lunde)

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Meet , Michigan’s new FBI Special Agent in Charge a/k/a The Dhimmi Supermodel in the Heart of Islamic America. He told a reporter about the Andy thing because, after all, we’d never have gotten that it’s a nickname for Andrew.

And, beside his hilarious Rupaul-esque supermodel poses, there’s even more vapidity. He thinks his primary purpose here is to pose as a supermodel and not insult Muslims. From a recent pandering interview he did with HOUR Detroit Magazine:

How do you plan to build trust of the FBI in the local Arab community?

DS: The same way the past two FBI Special Agents in Charge have: Kiss their asses, big-time, barely investigate them, and eat a lot of shawarmeh sandwiches with them. a few more times.

Andrew “Andy” Arena: Number one, you’ve got to know the community so you don’t inadvertently insult people. . . . We need people to trust us. We need them to understand what we do and why we’re doing it.

Abu Arena: Full Body Pose of an Islamopandering Law Enforcement Supermodel

Oh, Andrew “Andy,” they understand completely. They understand that you’re more concerned with sucking up to extremists than investigating them for enabling terrorism. They understand that political correctness rules your feeble mind. And they trust you. . . . to keep on keeping on.

Hmmm . . . if a Muslim needs to be arrested, and that will insult him, and not insulting Muslims is goal number one, what does that mean exactly? Confucius confounded.

By the way, Andrew “Andy” Arena has a of brown stuff at the end of his nose when it comes to Islamists. Wearing brown nose make-up for Muslims was his job at the FBI in New York. As , the reason he was brought in was because that’s his main area of expertise–“Thank you, Mohammed, Sir. May I have another.”

Working at the New York City FBI branch, he told the press that he was bothered by polls showing most Americans don’t trust Muslims and made agents go through sensitivity training.

From the looks of things, he’s eaten a lot of falafel with extremists. Not very good for a Supermodel.

Alhamdillullah (Praise Allah), Abu Arena is in town.

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Hahaha. I’m laughing at Comedy Central and all of you who will watch “The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour“–its unfunny show of Muslim and Arab comedians–Maz Jobrani, Ahmed Ahmed, and Aron Kader–on Saturday Night.
I’m laughing because it’s better than crying over how pathetic the network and all of its dhimmitude viewers are in giving a forum to a group of Arab comedians who want to make fun of our legitimate fears after 19 of their brethren murdered 3,000 Americans, and countless more of them want to murder infinitely more of us.

Haha Funny: Terrorism Comedy Tour
And that’s funny. Isn’t it? Hmmm . . . did the passengers on the plane with the Flying Imams think it was funny? Or how about those jokesters who allowed themselves to be run over by their cab driver, Ibrahim Ahmed, in Tennessee? Or those silly people who happened to be in the line of the jeep of Mohammed Taheri-Azar in North Carolina? Haha funny. Ditto for those people killed at Trolley Square in Salt Lake City and the Jewish Community Center of Seattle. Hilarious.
So, the way to solve Muslims and Arabs attacking Americans is to . . . give them a Comedy Central show to laugh about it. Hahahahahahaha.
Damn. Too bad there wasn’t Comedy Central around in the 1940s so that German American Bund members could joke about those concentration camps with the funny smells and ashes emanating from them. They could have called it “The Third Reich SS Waffen Crematoria Comedy Tour.” Hilarious.
And FYI, there’s even more dhimmitude than I originally diagnosed with Comedy Central’s “The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour.” One of the comedians (and I’ve seen them elsewhere–they ain’t funny, so they’re really not comedians) on this show got an award in Aspen as the best comedian at a recent comedy festival there. Except the guy–a Palestinian Muslim–really didn’t win. Actually, a Jewish comedian won. He got the most votes. But the PC forces there wanted a Muslim to win, so they made the Jew and the Arab co-winners.
Ain’t that sweet. Where’s Joe Pesci’s Tommy DeVito character from “Goodfellas” when you need him? Haha, funny.