May 23, 2007, - 1:54 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
The new immigration bill being pimped on us by the Bush-Kennedy Klan is a lot like Barbra Streisand and Cher.
Every decade–no every year for the last couple of decades–we’ve been told this is the last one: The last Barbra Streisand World Tour. The last Cher Farewell Tour. The last Immigration Amnesty. The last one, as opposed to the last, last one, and the last, last, last one before that.
And yet every year, these aging, outdated, decrepit phenomena keep repeating–the latest “last” Cher Farewell Tour; the latest “last” Barbra Streisand World Tour; and now, the latest “last” “comprehensive” immigration bill. Like flatulence from a bean burrito, they keep repeating. Keep coming back to us with a bad smell.
The only difference is that two out of the three only have big hair and bad, loudmouth politics. But one out of the three will change America as we know it . . . forever. And significantly jeopardize our nation’s national security.
One day, despite the plastic surgery, Barbra Streisand and Cher will truly retire and/or die. And their tours will end.
Unfortunately, “comprehensive immigration reform” will not. It can and will go through infinite make-overs and plastic surgery operations from new generations of Congress.
This version won’t be the last one.
Yup, unfortunately, while the two loudmouthed, chintzy singers from the ’70s will someday actually end their tours of America, immigration amnesty is a bad concert tour that will plague America forever . . . or until there is no America left.
It used to be only two things were for certain: death and taxes. Now, it’s death, taxes, and “comprehensive immigration reform” a/k/a illegal alien amnesty.
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