December 21, 2009, - 12:30 pm
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Dear Garrison Keillor:
Not only are you a far-left schmuck, you are also a raving Jew-hater. Please start packing a lot of shorts and wife-beater tank tops. Where you will end up, it’s very, very hot.
And my dear Garrison, it’s unfortunate you don’t like the Jews and decry the many Christmas songs they’ve given you. This, you let us all know in the Baltimore Sun, a paper which would never allow a Jew or Christian or Hindu or anyone else say something similarly offensive against, say, Muslims.
All those lousy holiday songs by Jewish guys that trash up the malls every year, Rudolph and the chestnuts and the rest of that dreck. Did one of our guys write “Grab your loafers, come along if you wanna, and we’ll blow that shofar for Rosh Hashanah”? No, we didn’t.
Christmas is a Christian holiday – if you’re not in the club, then buzz off.
Mr. Keillor, now you, the royal creep that you are will have to stop enjoying the following Jew-written songs, identified by two of my fellow “trashy” co-religionists, writers Janet Levy and Nate Bloom:
* The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)
* Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
* Do They Know It’s Christmas? (Feed the World) [DS: Okay, so forgive us for that one; sorry, but that song is dreck]
* Santa Baby
* Holly Jolly Christmas
* Santa Claus is Coming to Town
* I’ll Be Home for Christmas
* Silver Bells
* It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
* Sleigh Ride
* Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
* There’s No Place Like Home for the Holidays
* Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
* White Christmas
Oh, and dear Garrison, you really misunderstand the meaning of the Yiddish (that’s “Jewish” to you) word “dreck.” Look in the mirror, and you’ll see the very walking and–unfortunately–living version of it.
Oh, and while you’re at it, you might wanna forgo all the inventions, technological innovations, vaccines, medicines, and cures those “trashy” people brought forth into your universe. It’s unfortunate that all of those can’t discriminate against you in the wholesale way you choose to spew forth against us.
One other tiny detail: Did you perchance forget what religion your lord Jesus came from? Yup, he was one of those “trash” and “dreck” people you decry, dumbass.
Go back to the prairie home in which you never lived and your chintzy, fake “folksy” pretense. Or better yet, take an early trip to your hot final destination. Actually, like you, I prefer not to mince words. Go to hell.
Take your stupid Lake Woebegone and Be Gone. There won’t be any woes from me or much others. We won’t notice. Because until this little Hitler rant, we didn’t even know you and your irrelevant brand of BS were still around.
A proud piece of Jewish “trash” and “dreck,” Debbie Schlussel
P.S. The world is a better place not because of a fake “Prairie Home Companion” show put on by a liberal elitist snob from the snow, where he should have been buried. Nope, it’s a better place because of our “trash” and “dreck.”
**** UPDATE: As Janet Levy points out, this isn’t a Christan-on-Jew attack, but rather a Marxist-posing-as-a-Christian-on-Jew attack. She notes that Keillor has previously said that born again and evangelical Christians shouldn’t have the right to vote.
Tags: A Prairie Home Companion, Anti-Semite, anti-Semitic, anti-Semitism, Baltimore Sun, Christmas, Christmas songs written by Jews, Garrison Keillor, Janet Levy, Lake Woebegone, Nate Bloom