July 20, 2007, - 11:06 am

Klodian Yzo: Why is This Muslim Illegal Alien Still Here? & Why is He Suing?

By Debbie Schlussel
Congratulations, America. You are paying to clothe, house, and feed illegal alien Klodian Yzo, a Muslim Albanian who was ordered deported from the country in January 2002.
So, why 5.5 years later, is he still here?
Yzo, who lived in the Detroit suburb of Taylor, is now quite at home in federal custody in Hamtramckstan, since April, after ICE Detention and Removal Operations agents finally arrested him. So what took so long?

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John Torres & The ICE Princess:

Too Busy on Other Things to Round Up Illegals in a Timely Manner

(“Julie Myers’ Diet Coke Rider” artwork by David Lunde)

Well, for one thing, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) doesn’t have enough bed space for all of the detainees, and it doesn’t have enough agents to round them up and arrest them. That comes down to funding. Yet, Detention and Removal Operations chief, John “Costanza” Torres–despite 20 million illegals living in our midst–has plenty of cash to waste on Tommy Lasorda and week-long confabs in Kansas City. Oh, and plenty of time to worry about other more important things, like what plum job to give his unqualified, extramarital girlfriend. Hmmm . . . and you wonder why Michael “Serpenthead” Chertoff and The ICE Princess (a/k/a Julie L. Myers) like him. Oh, and The ICE Princess is still spending millions on ICE stuffed monkeys and keychains, I’m told. That money, too, was supposed to be spent on deporting aliens.
In the meantime, guess what Yzo is doing to stay in America? He’s doing the all-American (and now Islamo-fascist) move: suing. Yzo filed a lawsuit claiming Detention and Removal Operations agents from ICE beat Yzo in April as they attempted to deport him and that they also beat him on Monday. Ri-i-i-i-ight. More likely, it was the other way around. But you won’t hear that. Because ICE won’t defend its troops. Useless Michigan/Ohio ICE spokesman Greg Palmore refused to comment.
Religion of Peace gaming immigration run the League of Incompetents (Torres, Myers, et al). I pity the DRO agents who are trying to do their job but don’t get an iota of moral or other support from these malefactors atop ICE.

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4 Responses

This is where the gov. agents could use the help of private citizens to make NECESSARY arrests.
Have individuals deputized, bring in the criminal – I.D. them, and have the individual along with an officer of law, put them on a transfer vehicle out of the country.

allat on July 20, 2007 at 2:30 pm

Hey! Why doesn’t the ICE Princess have a diet Coke in this picture? Debbie, don’t tell me you forgot!
CHANGED TO THAT PIC. THANKS.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

LibertarianBulbasaur on July 21, 2007 at 9:41 am

can i see a photo of klodian yzo i really need to see him photo can u help me plz plz plz plz ? i wait ur answer bye bye

mikel on August 31, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Shame! Shame on you!! Running your mouth about Klodian Yzo and not knowing the whole story! Our govermant failed him, he tried to do it the right way and was punished for it! And FYI HE WAS PAYING TAXES!!!The govermant had NO problem taking his money. Did I mention he had a REAL social security card? Wow I am so thankful you did all your HOME WORK! It is people like you that causes hate in this world. Great Job!

Bethany on October 9, 2010 at 1:03 am

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