July 30, 2007, - 2:40 pm

Don’t Have a Cow, Man: Hate E-Mail of the Day–The Next Cartoon Jihad

By Debbie Schlussel
It’s official. Add deranged Simpson fans to the crowd of Muslims and far-lefties who hate me, but can’t spell or use proper grammar to save their lives. Yet, these gutter-dwellers think up every possible disgusting image they can conjure up in writing.
Check out this one, I received over the weekend, in which the writer goes insane over my “The Simpsons Movie” review. From the lexicon (if you can call it that, and that’s a generous use of the word) of this e-mail, it’s clear Deranged Simpsons Syndrome is not mutually exclusive from Deranged Leftwinger Syndrome:

———- Forwarded message ———-

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From: AJ deonj69420@gmail.com
Date: Jul 29, 2007 3:26 PM
Subject: Simpsons Comment – Let mofos comment on this.
To: writedebbie@gmail.com
Cuntrag,
When you start writing something that I can even take a chuckle at other than your over the top banter with no message than your obvious bigotry than you can comment on the film de noir that the Simpsons is.
Also, jizzwhore, the Simpsons was the #5 movie opening day this year with a consderable budget of $75 million. So learn some shit, fall in line, and stop criticing The Simpsons.
Doh
http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=main&id=simpsons.htm – Inform yourself.

Dearest Cultured Renaissance Man, AJ:
You call yourself a “mofo.” Well, no-one can argue truth in advertising with you. As for the rest, to quote Bart Simpson: Don’t have a cow, man. Get a clue: It’s only a movie review. Repeat after yourself: It’s only a movie review. . . of an animated cartoon. Gee whiz. Life needed.
And FYI, if I judged movies based on how much they spent to make them, “Waterworld” would be one of the greatest movies ever. As for “The Simpson Movie’s” success at the box office, given the hype it received, that was predictable. But, hey, there’s no accounting for good taste–or arbiting what makes a great Simpsons episode versus a below average one–in America. If we judged how great a movie was based on its success, then every Adam Sandler movie is a cinematic masterpiece. “Waterboy,” anyone?
Oh, and FYI, it’s “film noir,” NOT “film de noir” (which, BTW, “The Simpsons Movie” ain’t, by any stretch of the imagination). Get some French lessons, tout de suite (that means right away, dude).
Of all the things to get worked up about . . . .
Regards,
Debbie Schlussel

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10 Responses

Now if you only get a hate email about your jab at “Waterworld,” then we’ll truly know there’s a deranged fan out there for everything.

AlternativeThought on July 30, 2007 at 3:34 pm

Debbie, that’s disgusting. You, Michelle and other bloggers shouldn’t have to put up with this kind of trash. A sad, sad commentary on the degenerative state of our society. Which we, of course, created, or allowed to “evolve”, for whatever reasons. Jeezlouise…are there none out there that can criticize or disagree with at least some degree of class?
BTW, I don’t go anywhere near the Simpsons. The first 10 seconds of any ep creates a strong urge to barf. It is also a sad commentary on our society, what we laugh at/consider humorous. The Simpsons, from my old biased viewpoint, is tasteless, pointless and waste of good electrons.

Floyd R. Turbo on July 30, 2007 at 4:41 pm

I can’t get the voice of Comic Book Guy out of my head when reading AJ deonj69420′s email.

dm60462 on July 30, 2007 at 5:14 pm

Think you mean “film du jour,” there, AJ my man. Sort of like “soup du jour,” in other words, the soup of the day?
BTW, how would you like to be addressed as “Dear AJ, you of the new American castrati”? Or, in the alternative, “Dear AJ, you worthless, ball-less, piece of solid human waste”? Not good at all, huh? Keep that in mind next time you use the language you used to address Ms. Schlussel.
P.S. — Loved Dennis Hopper in “Waterworld,” but the rest of the film was pretty pathetic.

theendisnear on July 30, 2007 at 7:43 pm

Between Waterworld and Water Boy, it’s only a matter of time before people start labeling you hydrophobic in addition to Islamophobic, homophobic, etc.
“HYDROPHOBIC.” HILARIOUS. ACTUALLY, I LOVE WATER–DRINKING, SHOWERS, SWIMMING, THE WORKS. JUST HAPPENED TO THINK OF THOSE TWO IN THE TWO DIFFERENT CONTEXTS.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

LibertarianBulbasaur on July 30, 2007 at 7:45 pm

Genre might have worked… But the message is odd, like two personalities wrote it or one trying to hide their real beef/intention. I can’t quite put my finger on it but I would love to strip away the facade for a closer look.

code7 on July 30, 2007 at 11:48 pm

$70 MM rake in for a cartoon?
Good Grief, CB.

Lostinamerica on July 31, 2007 at 8:46 am

anyway, is it me, or is it that the cartoon characters are the ugliest, abnormal looking creatures, ever? I avoid them like the plague.

allat on July 31, 2007 at 11:05 am

What an ill-bred loser. It’s too bad, Debbie, that you have to endure such vulgar trash from these cretins.
What’s wrong with merely saying “I beg to differ”?

Richard Ryan on July 31, 2007 at 1:40 pm

Ahh, AJ truly is a wonderful demonstration of the truth of the addage, “It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it.”

SandreS on February 24, 2010 at 12:25 pm

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